The Weapon
The Weapon is a superheroine, but very different from any you might have
read about before.
- The Weapon - Genesis - part 1
My strength is your strength. My power is your power. I will love you and protect you and obey you. Until the end of time
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- The Weapon - Genesis - part 2
Ahriman and Mazda
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- The Weapon - Genesis - part 3
First flight
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- The Weapon - Genesis - part 4
A name for The Weapon
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- The Weapon - Genesis - part 5
Flying lessons
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- The Weapon - Genesis - part 6
The kitten
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- The Weapon - Genesis - part 7
A costume for a superheroine
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- The Weapon - Genesis - part 8
A visit to Australia
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- The Weapon - Genesis - part 9
The Weapon in pain
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- The Weapon - Genesis - part 10
The statue
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- The Weapon - Genesis - part 11
The dam
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- The Weapon - Genesis - part 12
The board meeting
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- The Weapon - Exodus - part 1
You want to discuss the physics of stellar objects, or would you like me to fuck your brains out?
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- The Weapon - Exodus - part 2
Anatomy of a Weapon
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- The Weapon - Exodus - part 3
Is that a tent pole down there or are you glad to see me?
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- The Weapon - Exodus - part 4
A date with Felicity
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- The Weapon - Exodus - part 5
The war on drugs
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- The Weapon - Exodus - part 6
The hawk and the sparrow
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- The Weapon - Exodus - part 7
The trebuchet
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- The Weapon - Exodus - part 8
Draining the swamp
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- The Weapon - Exodus - part 9
A trip to Washington
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- The Weapon - Exodus - part 10
A truck flies to Ramanmari
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- The Weapon - Exodus - part 11
Wendy visits the US Air Force
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- The Weapon - Exodus - part 12
Lan Ho was one of the Viet Minh
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- The Weapon - Exodus - part 13
Delaying tactics
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- The Weapon - Exodus - part 14
Poison gas
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- The Weapon - Passion - part 1
All you need is love
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- The Weapon - Passion - part 2
Love hurts
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- The Weapon - Passion - part 3
Wendy returns
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- The Weapon - Passion - part 4
Intimidation
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- The Weapon - Passion - part 4
Domination with Miss Hardlash
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- The Weapon - Passion - part 5
The orphans
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- The Weapon - Passion - part 6
So we have to stop the civil war
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- The Weapon - Passion - part 7
Wendy and Milly double-teamed
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- The Weapon - Passion - part 8
A romantic dinner date at the Star of India
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- The Weapon - Passion - part 9
Two men and a tin of pineapple
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- The Weapon - Passion - part 10
The peace conference
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- The Weapon - Apocalypse - part 1
Pretty Flamingo flies over the Pacific
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- The Weapon - Apocalypse - part 2
Pretty Flamingo cruising along
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- The Weapon - Apocalypse - part 3
Pretty Flamingo Phone Sex Service
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- The Weapon - Apocalypse - part 4
The Pretty Flamingo Sex Line
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- The Weapon - Apocalypse - part 5
Out on the town in Yokohama
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- The Weapon - Apocalypse - part 6
Intimidation
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- The Weapon - Apocalypse - part 7
Happy Birthday, Wendy
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- The Weapon - Apocalypse - part 8
Pretty Flamingo - S & M
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- The Weapon - Apocalypse - part 9
The Nurse's tale
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- The Weapon - Apocalypse - part 10
DON'T pull on my CAPE
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- The Weapon - Apocalypse - part 11
The Accountant's tale
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- The Weapon - Apocalypse - part 12
Taxation to the point of confiscation
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- The Weapon - Apocalypse - part 13
Wendy visits the Chancellor of the Exchequer
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- The Weapon - Apocalypse - part 14
Thunder and lightning
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- The Weapon - Apocalypse - part 15
Wendy meets the British Army
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- The Weapon - Apocalypse - part 16
Tag with the US Air Force
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- The Weapon - Apocalypse - part 17
Party with the flyboys
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- The Weapon - Apocalypse - part 18
Is that your final answer?
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- The Weapon - Apocalypse - part 19
Sally gets raped
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- The Weapon - Apocalypse - part 20
Hail, Hail Freedonia
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- The Weapon - Apocalypse - part 21
Flying and boasting, flying and drinking, flying and women
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- The Weapon - Apocalypse - part 22
Teenage Angst
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- The Weapon - Apocalypse - part 23
Rammer goes to war
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- The Weapon - Apocalypse - part 24
Wendy goes to Washington
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- The Weapon - Apocalypse - part 25
The sun went out
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- The Weapon - Resurrection - part 1
The semiological effect of the Guardian mythos
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- The Weapon - Resurrection - part 2
Is she or isn't she?
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- The Weapon - Resurrection - part 3
A walk in the park
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- The Weapon - Resurrection - part 4
Funeral Blues
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- The Weapon - Resurrection - part 5
The mugging
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- The Weapon - Resurrection - part 6
Breakfast with Wendy
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- The Weapon - Resurrection - part 7
Wendy's agony
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- The Weapon - Resurrection - part 8
The idea of heaven
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- The Weapon - Resurrection - part 9
Lovers split asunder
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- The Weapon - Resurrection - part 10
Get the fuck out of my kitchen
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- The Weapon - Resurrection - part 11
Could I share your bed again?
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- The Weapon - Resurrection - part 12
A morning in church
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- The Weapon - Resurrection - part 13
An afternoon in another church
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- The Weapon - Resurrection - part 14
Dead chickens and transubstantiation
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- The Weapon - Resurrection - part 15
An evening in a third church
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- The Weapon - Resurrection - part 16
A comparison of churches
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- The Weapon - Resurrection - part 17
Duncan returns
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- The Weapon - Resurrection - part 18
Blame and forgiveness
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- The Weapon - Resurrection - part 19
A declaration of love
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- The Weapon - Resurrection - part 20
A picnic on the grass
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- The Weapon - Resurrection - part 21
The theory of flight
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- The Weapon - Resurrection - part 22
Flight training
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- The Weapon - Resurrection - part 23
Visiting Fiona
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- The Weapon - Resurrection - part 24
The four horsemen
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- The Weapon - Resurrection - part 25
The impossible takes a little longer
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- The Weapon - Resurrection - part 26
A visit to the United Nations
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- The Weapon - Resurrection - part 27
A speech the United Nations
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- The Weapon - Resurrection - part 28
The press conference
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- The Weapon - Resurrection - part 29
A terrorist bomb
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- The Weapon - Resurrection - part 30
Once upon a time
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- The Weapon - Resurrection - part 31
Reconciliation
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- The Weapon - Resurrection - part 32
A visit to Rosetta
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- The Weapon - Resurrection - part 33
Guilt, blame and forgiveness
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- The Weapon - Resurrection - part 34
Live long and prosper
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- The Weapon - Resurrection - part 35
The semiological effect of the Guardian mythos
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- The Weapon - Oblivion - part 1
There's a lot of comfort in knowing that there's someone who cares, watching over you
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- The Weapon - Oblivion - part 2
Good fairies
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- The Weapon - Oblivion - part 3
Is my bum too big in this?
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- The Weapon - Oblivion - part 4
Wendy, stop crying, it doesn't solve anything.
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- The Weapon - Oblivion - part 5
The problem is, she's forgetting things.
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- The Weapon - Oblivion - part 6
Sex and power.
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- The Weapon - Oblivion - part 7
At that rate, she loses her entire memory in three months.
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- The Weapon - Oblivion - part 8
I don't want to outlive my daughter
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- The Weapon - Oblivion - part 9
I'd shag you myself, only I'm a bit lacking in the old fleshly envelope
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- The Weapon - Oblivion - part 10
She was the very essence of sex and power
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- The Weapon - Oblivion - part 11
I stared at the holy feather, lying on my desk, almost glowing in its pristine whiteness, the symbol of innocence.
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- The Weapon - Oblivion - part 12
A feather from a Fallen Angel, this would be an Unholy Feather.
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- The Weapon - Oblivion - part 13
I surrender
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- The Weapon - Oblivion - part 14
Well, that's another fine mess you've gotten me into
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- The Weapon - Oblivion - part 15
No good deed goes unpunished
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- The Weapon - Oblivion - part 16
The Holy Feather belongs to all, not to one
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- The Weapon - Oblivion - part 17
How do you stop a religious war?
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- The Weapon - Oblivion - part 18
There's someone out there
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- The Weapon - Oblivion - part 19
You must be one of the People
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- The Weapon - Oblivion - part 20
I am *so* proud of my fireball
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- The Weapon - Oblivion - part 21
You know Wendy, I'd really really like to have sex with you
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- The Weapon - Oblivion - part 22
It felt as if a bolt of lightning seared through my brain, down my spine and earthed itself through my loins
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- The Weapon - Oblivion - part 23
It's a Little Fireball
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- The Weapon - Fall
There's a lot of comfort in knowing that there's someone who cares, watching over you
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- The Weapon - Lex - part 1
The solicitor
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- The Weapon - Lex - part 2
Pro bono publica
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- The Weapon - Lex - part 3
Dinner for two
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- The Weapon - Lex - part 4
The earthquake
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- The Weapon - Lex - part 5
Coffee for two
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- The Weapon - Lex - part 6
Breakfast
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- The Weapon - Lex - part 7
Flying lessons
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- The Weapon - Lex - part 8
I really am very sorry
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- The Weapon - Lex - part 9
California, here I come
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- The Weapon - Lex - part 10
Discovery
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- The Weapon - Lex - part 11
A day at court
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- The Weapon - Lex - part 12
Sparring with Cattermole
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- The Weapon - Lex - part 13
Follow the money
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- The Weapon - Lex - part 14
Humanity Holdings
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- The Weapon - Lex - part 15
Lunch with Kate
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- The Weapon - Lex - part 16
Damn pigeons
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- The Weapon - Lex - part 17
Payment in full
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- The Weapon - Lex - part 18
Visiting Kate
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- The Weapon - Lex - part 19
A picnic
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- The Weapon - Lex - part 20
Geoff's story
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- The Weapon - Lex - part 21
Downloading Wendy
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- The Weapon - Lex - part 22
So what are you doing this afternoon
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- The Weapon - Lex - part 23
Sandy Gentle
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- The Weapon - Lex - part 24
The meeting
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- The Weapon - Lex - part 26
How can you say "No" to the Guardian of Humanity?
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- The Weapon - Lex - part 27
The job
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- The Weapon - Lex - part 28
Kate's story
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- The Weapon - Lex - part 29
Follow the money
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- The Weapon - Lex - part 30
Flying down to Agra
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- The Weapon - Lex - part 31
Your strength is my strength. Your power is my power
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- The Weapon - Lex - part 32
Around the fireball
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- The Weapon - Lex - part 33
The Two arrive
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- The Weapon - Lex - part 34
A star is born
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- The Weapon - Locomotion - part 1
I'm not your shepherd, you're not my sheep
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- The Weapon - Gotterdammerung
I'm not your shepherd, you're not my sheep
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- The Weapon - Tribulations
Help each other
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