Diana the Valkyrie

Diana the Valkyrie's Newsletter - April 1999

A hard man is good to beat

March

March winds, they say. The wind blows round your ankles, and up ... maybe you should have worn trousers in March. The daffodils are trumpeting triumphantly, and the bluebells are beginning to think about bluing.

This is the 25th edition of the newsletter; a Silver Anniversary!

The Cockney Internet

The Cockney Internet has been well received, and now I've added two more - the Yiddish Internet (thanks to Fistman for the word list) and the Strine Internet (thanks to Socrates and other Australians for their help). Yiddish and Strine are links from the Cockney page.

These are also all available via the chatroom. To talk Cockney, do "/cockney on", for Yiddish do "/Yiddish on" and for Strine, do "/Strine on". And "/cockney off" gets you back to speaking the Queen's English.

New and updated Galleries

The Library

Valerafon (famous for "My Swedish Vacation") is back, and he's written a major story, and the start of another big series. Look in the Valerafon Bookshelf

Jabber and TomNine got their own Bookshelves, and on the list of links, you'll find a big Xena site that someone just told me about.

The Movie Theatre

Two new Theatres this month. The Sheila Burgess theatre, and the Thea Bennington Theatre.

DescriptionTypeWidth Heightmin:secfpsSoundKBDate
Lift-and-carry mpg35228800:5925Yes 764730/Mar/99
Gymnastics mpg35224001:2730Yes 1275930/Mar/99
Gymnastics mpg35224001:3330Yes 1371730/Mar/99
From tape 16. Jeff is lifted and carried by each of two women mpg17613201:0025Yes 361530/Mar/99
Misty Blue Simms and Heidi Lee Morgan vs The Glamour Girls, part 9 mpg35224001:0030Yes 723330/Mar/99
Tallgoddess facesitting mpg35228800:4125Yes 536729/Mar/99
Thea Bennington, part 1 mpg35228801:0025Yes 779529/Mar/99
Sheila training, part 5 mpg35228801:0025Yes 779129/Mar/99
Thea Bennington, part 1 mpg35228800:0125Yes 477429/Mar/99
Lynne mpg35228801:0025Yes 722529/Mar/99
Lift-and-carry mpg35228801:0025Yes 774527/Mar/99
From tape 16. Jeff is lifted and carried by each of two women mpg17613201:0025Yes 361427/Mar/99
Heidi Lee Morgan vs Susan Sexton, part 8 mpg35224001:0030Yes 723227/Mar/99
Nicole Bass in the 13th Century, part 13 mpg35228801:0025Yes 723327/Mar/99
Sheila training, part 4 mpg35228801:0025Yes 768326/Mar/99
Kim mpg35228800:4725Yes 572626/Mar/99
Lift-and-carry mpg35228801:0025Yes 768924/Mar/99
From tape 15. Robin lifts two men at once mpg17613201:3025Yes 545224/Mar/99
Paloma posing, part 3 mpg17614404:5825Yes 1407324/Mar/99
Cathy vs the photographer, part 3 mpg17614407:2325Yes 2203024/Mar/99
Sheila training, part 3 mpg35228801:0025Yes 768323/Mar/99
Misty Blue Simms and Heidi Lee Morgan vs The Glamour Girls, part 8 mpg35224001:0030Yes 723323/Mar/99
Rowena mpg35228801:2825Yes 1064223/Mar/99
Muscle Beach, part 3 mpg35224000:5925Yes 759322/Mar/99
Lift-and-carry mpg35228801:0025Yes 768321/Mar/99
From tape 15. Robin lifts two men at once mpg17613201:0025Yes 361521/Mar/99
Sheila training, part 2 mpg35228801:0025Yes 769320/Mar/99
Heidi Lee Morgan vs Susan Sexton, part 7 mpg35224001:0030Yes 723320/Mar/99
Nicole Bass in the 13th Century, part 12 mpg35228801:0025Yes 723220/Mar/99
Rowena mpg35228801:0025Yes 722520/Mar/99
Tallgoddess smoking a cigarette mpg35228801:1225Yes 931119/Mar/99
Lift-and-carry mpg35228800:1725Yes 215718/Mar/99
From tape 15. Robin lifts two men at once mpg17613201:0025Yes 361518/Mar/99
She picks him up and carries him out mpg32024000:2024Yes 269218/Mar/99
Sheila training, part 1 mpg35228801:0825Yes 767917/Mar/99
Paloma posing, part 2 mpg17614404:5725Yes 1412717/Mar/99
Cathy vs the photographer, part 2 mpg17614407:2325Yes 2199117/Mar/99
Rowena mpg35228801:0025Yes 722517/Mar/99
She does the splits rather well mpg35224000:2430No 874916/Mar/99
Misty Blue Simms and Heidi Lee Morgan vs The Glamour Girls, part 7 mpg35224001:0030Yes 723316/Mar/99
Lift-and-carry mpg35228801:0025Yes 763915/Mar/99
From tape 15. Robin lifts two men at once mpg17613201:0025Yes 361515/Mar/99
Planet Fitness mpg35228801:0825Yes 915614/Mar/99
Bodybuilder mpg35228801:0125Yes 388914/Mar/99
Heidi Lee Morgan vs Susan Sexton, part 6 mpg35224001:0030Yes 723313/Mar/99
Nicole Bass in the 13th Century, part 11 mpg35228801:0025Yes 723113/Mar/99
Head-balancing mpg35228800:4225Yes 535512/Mar/99
She hulk mov32024000:2830No 257612/Mar/99
Sheila and her girlfriend, smoking mpg32024000:3330Yes 483412/Mar/99
From tape 14. Pam lifts Jeff mpg17613201:0025Yes 361412/Mar/99
Bodybuilder mpg35228801:0025Yes 722611/Mar/99
Paloma posing, part 1 mpg17614404:5725Yes 1412710/Mar/99
Cathy vs the photographer, part 1 mpg17614407:2625Yes 2210710/Mar/99
Marilyn C-P, biceps mpg35228800:0025No 429609/Mar/99
Marilyn C-P, pecs mpg35228800:3425No 464409/Mar/99
Marilyn C-P, pecs mpg35228800:2625No 354109/Mar/99
Marilyn C-P, biceps mpg35228800:3325No 453109/Mar/99
Marilyn C-P, biceps mpg35228800:2425No 330309/Mar/99
Marilyn C-P, biceps mpg35228800:2725No 369509/Mar/99
Marilyn C-P, legs mpg35228800:4525No 616209/Mar/99
Marilyn C-P, arm mpg35228800:4625No 621209/Mar/99
Marilyn C-P, biceps mpg35228800:4525No 613109/Mar/99
Training Russian bodyguards mpg32024000:1030No 150509/Mar/99
A young lady's bare feet mpg35228801:0025No 770009/Mar/99
A young lady putting on socks mpg35228801:0025No 784309/Mar/99
A young lady putting on shoes mpg35228801:0025No 766609/Mar/99
A young lady putting on socks and trainers mpg35228801:2525No 1098409/Mar/99
Head-balancing mpg35228801:0025Yes 774509/Mar/99
From tape 14. Pam lifts Jeff mpg17613201:0025Yes 361509/Mar/99
Misty Blue Simms and Heidi Lee Morgan vs The Glamour Girls, part 6 mpg35224001:0030Yes 723409/Mar/99
Annie Riviecchio mpg35228800:4525Yes 551808/Mar/99
Sonia versus ShyGuy part 42 mpg35228801:0025Yes 541407/Mar/99
Weightlifting mpg35228801:4225Yes 1310506/Mar/99
From tape 14. Pam lifts Jeff mpg17613201:0025Yes 361506/Mar/99
Heidi Lee Morgan vs Susan Sexton, part 5 mpg35224001:0030Yes 723306/Mar/99
Muscle Beach, part 2 mpg35224000:5625Yes 728006/Mar/99
Nicole Bass in the 13th Century, part 10 mpg35228801:0025Yes 723206/Mar/99
Annie Riviecchio mpg35228800:5925Yes 722505/Mar/99
Armwrestling mpg35228801:5225Yes 1444703/Mar/99
Sonia versus ShyGuy part 41 mpg35228801:0025Yes 783403/Mar/99
From tape 14. Pam lifts Jeff mpg17613201:0025Yes 361503/Mar/99
Misty Blue Simms and Heidi Lee Morgan vs The Glamour Girls, part 5 mpg35224001:0030Yes 723202/Mar/99
Competitor, posing mpg35228800:4925Yes 602002/Mar/99

A total of 83 movies

Newsgroups - NewsThumbs

Continues to flow.

Another Sponsorship

We're sponsoring Sonia Fernandes to go to the Women's Wrestling Convention which will be held in April 23rd through the 25th in San Diego, California. Gentleman's tickets start at $115 for the two-day event, but if you're making the trip, you'd probably want to go to the Friday Icebreaker banquet also.

Sonia will be wrestling there, cheered on by attending web site members (and all her other fans), and we hope to be getting some video and pictures of the event.

Then Sonia will be doing a US tour. Check Sonia's Schedule to see where she'll be and when, this is an opportunity to meet her that doesn't happen very often.

The Shopping Mall

Nothing new.

The new server

Frustratingly, it still isn't entirely stable. Until I can be fairly sure that it'll be giving a fresh crop of newsthumbs every day, I don't want to move off Greta. But I've got the Cockney Internet running off Mary

Captain Corc got a virus

Normally, I wouldn't think that people would be interested in this sort of thing. But I've been sent the HAPPY99.EXE thing three times in the last several weeks, and it's been posted to the AAWA newsgroup at least twice that I know of. Well, I'm not affected by this, partly because Valkyries are intrinsically very healthy, and partly because I run Linux. But it's worth passing on the good Captain's experience, so that other people will be helped. He explains how you get it, and how it spreads itself, and how to get rid of it. Apparently, chicken soup doesn't help.

And Scooby got Melissa Virus, knocking out his email for a couple of days.

The main thing to know, is, if you receive any EXE file by email, no matter who it seems to be from or what the accompanying email says, don't open the EXE file. Because it's the virus that emails itself, not the person it seems to have come from.

The Clubhouse

As well as talking Cockney, you can now talk Yiddish and Strine in the chatroom. To talk Cockney, do "/cockney on", for Yiddish do "/Yiddish on" and for Strine, do "/Strine on". And "/cockney off" gets you back to speaking the Queen's English.

Blasterman has taken to Cockney like a van Dyck to water, he must be the only Cockney New Jerseyian in the state. If you see hinm in the chatroom, be sure to say "Wotcha, mate" to him.

In the Chatroom

by Texas B. Biceps

BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH!!! Julius made a mistake in not heeding that advice and so did some chatters. March brought us a burgeoning global war in the Balkans and significant conflict, pain and suffering to those who populate Diana's Coffee Lounge (DCL). However, as the rest of the world was able to go about its business as usual, the Coffee Lounge's denizens brought humor, fun and lust as well to the meeting place we've all grown to enjoy.

A huge part of the attraction of DCL is the Valkyries that congregate there--DUH! Schmoos, Schmoos-Who-Pretend-They-Aren't-Schmoos, and the Just-Curious-and-Enjoy-the-Company-Chatters all come to interact with the powerful, muscular ladies who grace DCL with their presence. Schmoo and non-Schmoo alike enjoy chattin' with the ever-gregarious, ever-muscular Nicole Bass. As most of you may know, Ms.BigBass is the "Largest Female Bodybuilder in the World", NPC 1997 National Champion and intermittent star of the Howard Stern Show. In recent times, Nicole has parlayed her incredible physique and entertaining personality into professional wrasslin' stardom via the ECW. However, she has been such a hit with ECW wrasslin' fans that the "big boys" of professional wrasslin' want some o' dat! That's right, Nicole has signed with Vince McMahon's World Wrasslin' Federation! So don't miss Ms. Bass mixin' it up with the best wrasslers in the world!

Another of the luscious DCL Valkyrie's, Sonia Fernandez, along with the mighty Diana the Valkyrie announced that the head-Valkyrie will be sponsoring Ms. Fernandez to attend the 1999 World Wrestling Convention! For those not "in the know", the WWC is a San Diego, USA global gathering of some of the best women wrasslers in the world and those who obsess over them. Diana has outfitted Sonia with a digital video camera to document the event as well as her participation in the muscles and tussles she encounters. In an exclusive chatroom interview, Sonia told this reporter that she is the Queen of Wrasslin' Sessionettes and would have no qualms in competing with any woman who attends. Specifically, she stated she would have no problem whuppin' Lisa Houston. In fact, Sonia made clear to this reporter that it would be easy to make the pseudo-marital-arts expert submit to her! MMMMMMmmmmmmm.....The sexy Ms. Fernandez went on to inform the room that she has never been beaten by a woman in a wrasslin' match! YAHOOOOOOOOO!!! We all know how men fare against the mighty Sonia, but, any woman ready to test Sonia?

The DCL thrives on the attendance of Valkyries, but the core of what makes it so popular are the escapades the pathologically-interesting chatroom regulars. In March, a terrifically tremendous Triumvirate of Chatroom Regulars became cyberspace entepreneurs! That's right, Fistman, Oriole99, and Tre' have formed an unholy alliance known as "femsport.com". These Three Schmoos are feverishly working to provide videos and other pertinent information on "extraordinary" ladies. Tex wants to be first on the list of satisfied customers--with the product that is...

Just had to mention that the Divine MizL babysat some chicks this month...The goats were jealous...

Chatting bonds sometimes become so intense that chatters just have to meet each other. In March, pint-sized pack o' dynamite HardbodyPaul left the friendly confines of the Midwest and travelled to the Lone Star State to meet Jill Brown in Austin. His sidekick for the trip was none other than shmoorific cad, -jabber. Before they headed south from the wonderful environs of the Dallas-Fort Worth Metroplex, -jabs & Paul had dinner with yours truly and his incredible significant other, Athena. As the ETOH flowed, we were able to watch HardbodyPaul in action! You see, Paul is the Grand Master Flex Inducer...it took a mere 30 minutes to get our waitress to hit a biceps shot for Paul to feel. Incredible skill! The Grand Finale featured an armwrasslin' match between Athena and the Big Man from Texas! Unfortunately, Tex had hurt his arm earlier and the distaff musclegirl whipped the Texan 2-1! ;-)

Speaking of the infamous -jabber, the king of FBB love and affection had his chatroom priviledges suspended by the almighty Valkyrie in March. A brief stint impersonating another chatter, MikeB, got -jabs the boot. Controversy followed this punitive event. Many believe the sentence to be too harsh or inequitable. Many believe -jabs had it coming. Watch for the -jabs/Mike battle to continue....it only costs a few bucks and it's better than any soap opera!

Regardless of the above-fun, the most significant DCL event in March was the Battle of the Century. That's right, the gorgeous and strong JoanneK fought her sexual sidekick, JoanneFan. According to Joanne, after imbibing a few spirits, she decided to teach JF who's boss. A couple of punches and kicks from the lovely but powerful Joanne convinced JF to submit. Somehow Ms. K suffered a hip injury in the exchange--but she said ya shoulda seen JF! Moral o' dis story: If you desire to live with a muscular woman, the ability to run is essential.

Finally, let me reveal a story I will be pursuing with dogged determination in the coming months. (If Diana doesn't fire me for missin' a deadline!) I WILL get a picture of Diana the Valkyrie! Stay tuned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Adios 'til May,

TexBB@aol.com

Chatter of the month

Member

Posts

website15580
Diana the Valkyrie2761
mike19652374
Warrior1855
fistman1813
Juiceman1676
MizL1386
sandybou1298
000wlt1261
dgt3211185
joanne907
scooby904
TomNine825
tre1313822
paul098774
peo424760
Blast222714
envallc700
Richard655
jabb6328592

A major victory for Winsock, outdistancing any other two chatters.

On the Message Boards

Colette's back, and so is Remi, so I've re-opened their boards. But I took down the boxing board, there hadn't been any posts for several weeks, so I counted it out.

Other news from the Message Boards

Mavis keeps a running total of who are the most frequent posters, and which message boards are most used. This figure is reset to zero each month, and you can see past figures in the web site newsletter.

She only keeps tabs on members. Non-members posts are also welcomed, of course, but since Mavis doesn't know who is posting, she can't include them in the tally.

Message board of the month       

Board

Posts

scooby101
tomnine72
lift71
biceps69
tvmovies64
diana60
videos52
tre43
steamer42
fistman41
Scooby takes the dog-biscuit once more, with Fistman nearly off the charts.

Message poster of the month

Member

Posts

steamer137
jabb6328118
mookster109
Diana the Valkyrie99
scooby69
TomNine50
steve66648
bnmiw137
musc06936
rlr566334
Steamer appears to be the winner here, but that's only because the Grinch got at the listings about a week into the month, wiping out the impressive score that jabber had accumulated.

Sponsorships

Andrulla came fifth at the Ms International, one of the biggest events on the calendar. Well done! And she's brought back with her a bunch of material for the web site; you'll be seeing that later.

Nicole is now with WWF, a much bigger wrestling federation, so you can expect to see a lot more of her. She's in England on April 1 to 4th, see her schedule in the Clubhouse.

Sheila has sent in some video of herself training, that's currently going up in the Movie Theatre.

Back Page

Once again, the answers to last month's quiz. Yes, it was a sheep, seen from an unusual angle. The best answer to How do they make Easter Eggs was given by Blasterman, but you'd better not tell the children.

I checked the site statistics. that Sandra counts up each night. At the end of March 1999, there were about 149,000 pictures (6.6 gigabytes), 9.7 gigabytes of video, 2900 text files (mostly stories) and a total of about sixteen gigabytes. In addition, there's NewsThumbs, which is another 213,000 pictures in 19 gigabytes and 457,000 text files, a total of 21 gigabytes.

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