Diana the Valkyrie

Diana the Valkyrie's Newsletter - October 2005

A hard man is good to beat

September, 2005

It's still summer, but not as much as last month. The conker trees are heavy-laden, and there's a bit of a chill in the air in the evening.

New and updated Galleries

Galleries added this month.

The Library

Stories added this month.

Listen with Diana the Valkyrie

Nothing new

The Movie Theatre

Movies added this month.

Newsthumbs

Working normally

The Server Farm

My internet access on the ship worked fine, except when we were in the middle of the North Sea and out of range of a mobile phone network, even using my 8-element Yagi antenna.

And, of course, that was the day that Nadia chose to go down, after two months of non-stop working. So, there was a period of about 24 hours while most of the web site was out of action.

When we got to Copenhagen, I got phone signal, and was able to log in and see the problem. So I switched the load from Nadia to Norah, the backup for this, and everything worked fine.

The main thing was, I didn't spend the whole week worrying about the possibility of some major fixable problem that I couldn't fix because I didn't know about it, and I was able to keep up with most of my email. I couldn't put up stuff people sent me, because I didn't have the facilities to process it, but I could answer "What's my password" questions and the like. And for other questions, at least I was able to give a partial answer and a promise of a full answer when I got back. This is working well, then, and I'll be using it again later this year (I'm planning a week to the Mediterranean Sea in October).2

September 21 - a rather unusual event. I work mostly from my studio (you can see the view out to my garden), and in the late afternoon, I pull my rollerblinds down partially, because otherwise the late sun blinds me. So it was at about 5 pm, when there was a sudden bang on the wondow. I looked up, and saw a spray of feathers, and a pigeon flittering and fluttering to get itself stabilised. The daft bird had just flown at my window, even though the glass had the opaque blind pulled down behind it. I can't imagine how it could have made that mistake, I hope it recovers from the collision. I saw it fly away, apparently unscathed, but it must have been painful for it.

September 26; Laura went down. Laura carries Herbiceps and several other sites. A reboot brought it back up again, but after a few minutes, it was down again. That sounds like a CPU fan problem, and I can't fix it until I get the computer back.

So I set up one of the spare servers to take that load, restored the backup that I keep just in case, and now Wanda carries Herbiceps and those sites.

I just had a look ay the web site I go to for hard drives. Prices are down below £80 - I constantly get astonished by the falling prices of hardware.

The DtV Broadcasting System

Shopping Mall

Cameras

Nothing new.

Spams of the Month

I don't make these up, although the comments on the spams are mine, of course. These are actual spams sent to me, which just strike me as funny. I don't include their contact details - go find your own spammers!

By the way, if you're using StoneColdMail (which is free to web site members) then you won't see most of these spams, they'll be delivered into your "Spam" folder.

No-one likes spam, but murdering a spammer is going too far.

Product name: Wetsuit (shorties --style no. S015)
                                                                                
QTY:100PCS
                                                                                 USD13.00/PC (with shipping cost) Product name: Wetsuit (Full suit --style no. S014)
                                                                                
QTY:100PCS
                                                                                
USD16.00/PC (with shipping cost)

If I were looking to buy 100 shortie wetsuits, I'd leap at this offer.

stroken up unordinary schoolgirls

A short time ago raised perfect mob of lasses

I wonder what you're trying to say?




Sponsorships

Most of the sponsorships now are by giving women server space and bandwidth, so they can operate their web sites without having to pay these fees. There's also photoshoots, which gets some revenue into their hands, as well as the traditional direct-funding sponsorship.

I agreed to be the major sponsor of the Valkyrie Festival in Vancouver, in September this year.

DtV Family web sites

Here's the full list of DtV family web sites

The Clubhouse

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Sign up here for the gift that lasts and lasts

In the Chatroom

Chatter of the month

Member

Posts

TomNine1889
boomerflex1629
madman35791178
buffy18976883
mit19237822
Diana the Valkyrie640
bro007624
GrappleJack617
gaily304510
hiram2000390
lpdorman69386
shad349377
Brian1958367
Jerroll326
Jabber297
amanda76268
1973manc235
drop112208
Storm208
chester44202

Tom Nine and Boomer are the Main Men.

On the Message Boards

There's been a major discussion on my board, about the message board software. Once again, we're talking about the idea of changing to a different software package, possibly to YaBB (that's the package I put on Herbiceps and other sites). But I've also been changing the existing software to accomodate many of the things that people say they want.

Look here to see a new style of board, with threads, and multiple posts on the same page, and the ability to handle as many inline links as you want to have. The old style of viewing the boards will still be available when that version of the software starts to be used.

2060 posts this month.

Most posted Board of the month

Poster of the month

Board

Posts

Boomer's sports chat 608
Politics and economics 515
Diana the Valkyrie's message board 317
Female bodybuilders 81
Sergeant Wick and PFC Kandor's Crush Camp 40
Scooby's Femme Fatale Forum, for mixed action 34
Storm, bodybuilder 31
Female muscle 31
Wrestling 25
For flaming, insulting and abusing 24

Member

Posts

steve333249
zig563187
boomerflex160
tre1313147
Diana the Valkyrie122
BOLTOFLOVE96
GrappleJack91
davex80
Jabber67
Brian195859
Sport and politics Steve and Zig

Board access

Mavis is counting the number of times the message list is checked for each board. This gives a very different picture from the one above.

Most listed Board of the month

Most read Board of the month

Board

Posts

Female bodybuilders 6724
TwoPossums TV and Pictures 4616
Scooby's Femme Fatale Forum, for mixed action 4319
Female muscle 4215
Videos 3670
Wrestling 3342
Diana the Valkyrie's message board 3049
Sergeant Wick and PFC Kandor's Crush Camp 2879
Politics and economics 2628
Muscular Dancers and Escorts and the List 2417

Board

Posts

Female bodybuilders 15227
Scooby's Femme Fatale Forum, for mixed action 8358
TwoPossums TV and Pictures 7835
Diana the Valkyrie's message board 7573
Politics and economics 7000
Female muscle 5649
Videos 5021
Sergeant Wick and PFC Kandor's Crush Camp 4797
Boomer's sports chat 4759
Lift and carry, f/m 4417
It's all about FBBs, movies and mixed action. It's all about FBBs, movies and mixed action.

Back Page

I can recommend the Joy of Conkers

I checked the site statistics that Sandra counts up each night.

At the end of September 2005, there were about 785,000 pictures (53 gigabytes), 164 gigabytes of video, 9700 text files (mostly stories) and a total of about 218 gigabytes. There's over 140 million pictures altogether in Newsthumbs.

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