Diana the Valkyrie

Diana the Valkyrie's Newsletter - May 2005

A hard man is good to beat

April, 2005

Garden cam # 2. Now I've got four cams pointed at the garden, which has pushed past the daffodil stage and is now a riot of bluebells.

New and updated Galleries

Galleries added this month.

The Library

Stories added this month.

Listen with Diana the Valkyrie

Nothing new

The Movie Theatre

Movies added this month.

Newsthumbs

Running smoothly.

The Server Farm

On April 24, my main nameserver, my name NNTP server and the server that handles the message boards and chatroom, all clocked up 600 days continuous running.

The DtV Broadcasting System

In April, we launched the DtV Broadcasting System. I finished writing the software, and I sent out 50 webcams. Those are now being installed at various places.

The idea is this - video chat. The cams are set up at various sites; suitable women offer shows. A show will be partly interactive chat, and partly performance. The big difference between this cam system and most others, is the cost. We're starting at 10 cents per minute, 25c for active chatting.

How can we get the price so low, when other webcam systems cost $3 or $4 per minute? The answer is technology and tips. First off, the technology for all this has been developed at Valkyrie Towers, so we didn't need to buy in an expensive software system. But more importantly, because the technology was developed here, we were able to make it do exactly what we want.

The big problem with a webcam, is bandwidth. A typical DSL will be 250/500, meaning 250 kilobits of upload. If a cam picture is 8kb, then that means just three frames per second. But if you have six people trying to get data from that cam, then each of them will only get one frame every two seconds. And that's not video, that's a succession of stills. Even three frames per second is very jerky.

So what I'm doing, is pulling the pictures from the cam to my server, and then my server offers them to as many people as want to watch, and my server has 100 megabits of bandwidth. This means that a lot of people can enjoy the show at the same time, and that shares the cost.

At this point, you're probably wondering what it looks like. Well, I have a demo you can see, the Windmill. Username guest, password guest. That will give you some idea of what the quality of the system is.

One example of how, by developing it in-house, we got more than you get from store-bought software, is the tipping system. You can tip the performer, and we're hoping that this will help make up for the low per-minute rate.

Another example, is snapshots. You can, while logged on, take a snapshot of the performer, and you can collect and keep these snapshots, and show them to other people.

A third example, is the archives. Each performance will be archived, and after a few weeks, the archive will become accessible to you, at an even lower cost.

Understanding the internet

You know those scam emails that tell you that the sender has $18,600,000 in a frozen account and just needs your co-operation ... we call this the advance fee fraud, because at some point in the proceedings, you have to send a really small amount of money (perhaps just a few thousand) to clear some minor obstacle. And of course, once you've sent that, you'll never see it again.

There's nothing new under the sun, they say. I used to get these as letters, a while ago. But imagine my surprise, when I got an advance-fee-fraud letter through the post recently!

Cameras

About 60 web cams ...

Spams of the Month

I don't make these up, although the comments on the spams are mine, of course. These are actual spams sent to me, which just strike me as funny. I don't include their contact details - go find your own spammers!

By the way, if you're using StoneColdMail (which is free to web site members) then you won't see most of these spams, they'll be delivered into your "Spam" folder.

We called you 0 times

I answered 0 times.

Where do we send the $300,000?

Same place you sent the last $300,000

Millions oVaf AmerTr%ican35s already re-financxted!

You're mumbling again.

Sponsorships

We've sponsored lots of the women; Nicole Bass, Andrulla Blanchette, Sheila Burgess, Christine Envall, Marilyn Perret, Peggy Schoolcraft, Larisa Hakobyan, Steph Parks.

We're also sponsoring individual events such as the Femsport Valkyrie Festival, and the New York Muscle Club, and funding athletes to go to events with grant dollars.

We're also doing free hosting and free bandwidth for many of our sponsored women. Bandwidth can mount up to a large bill when you're running a popular web site.

And we've sponsored Heather Foster, Kara Bohigian, Priscilla Ribic, KerryAnn Allen, Linda Cusmano and Jodi Miller. Also Anita Ramsey and Rhonda Dethlefs.

DtV Family web sites

Supercalves

The Clubhouse

In the Chatroom

Chatter of the month

Member

Posts

tre13134265
boomerflex2384
TomNine2222
hiram20001914
buffy189761739
Jerroll1524
tk0001363
gaily3041319
Diana the Valkyrie1277
mit192371242
madman35791205
shad349995
jcc115936
lpdorman69931
country01665
fistman650
ginny2442636
sprds825627
drop112524
rainer0000514

Tre soars like an eagle, despite his well-publicised trip to Sweden - something to do with the Swedish women's netball team, I think.

On the Message Boards

This month we had 2153 posts to the boards.

Most posted Board of the month

Poster of the month

Board

Posts

Boomer's sports chat 628
Politics and economics 333
Female bodybuilders 183
Sexuality 98
Sergeant Wick and PFC Kandor's Crush Camp 85
Diana the Valkyrie's message board 78
Videos 58
Scooby's Femme Fatale Forum, for mixed action 53
Readers and Writers 47
Muscular Dancers and Escorts and the List 36

Member

Posts

zig563277
steve333149
boomerflex105
Homoancient104
tre131398
davex94
Jaydee75
GrappleJack71
maxt699963
Jabber59
You can see from the above that this web site is Sports chat, politics and a few other bits and pieces. Zig gets his revenge on Homoancient.

Board access

Mavis is counting the number of times the message list is checked for each board. This gives a very different picture from the one above.

Most listed Board of the month

Most read Board of the month

Board

Posts

Female bodybuilders 9791
TwoPossums TV and Pictures 6323
Scooby's Femme Fatale Forum, for mixed action 6208
Fistman's Finest photos 5570
Wrestling 4802
Videos 4660
Rugman's Real Encounters 4283
Muscle Worship 4059
Muscular Dancers and Escorts and the List 3954
Feats of strength 3822

Board

Posts

Female bodybuilders 21709
Scooby's Femme Fatale Forum, for mixed action 14206
Fistman's Finest photos 9149
TwoPossums TV and Pictures 7710
Sergeant Wick and PFC Kandor's Crush Camp 7365
Muscular Dancers and Escorts and the List 7052
Wrestling 6324
Rugman's Real Encounters 6271
Videos 5880
Boomer's sports chat 5423
It's all about FBBs, movies and mixed action. The Grinch didn't get the stats!

Back Page

I checked the site statistics that Sandra counts up each night.

At the end of April 2005, there were about 746,000 pictures (49 gigabytes), 159 gigabytes of video, 9100 text files (mostly stories) and a total of about 209 gigabytes. There's over 140 million pictures altogether in Newsthumbs.

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