Chapter 44: The Master Plan is Revealed!
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Fraulein Nazi casually slung the defeated Captain America over one shoulder, and headed off back to the JLA Watchtower. On the way she stopped off at Superman's Fortress of Solitude. When she arrived she noticed that the damage she had inflicted during her last visit was still unrepaired.
She wandered around until she finnaly found Superman. He was hooked up to some weird Keyptonian machinery, lying on a bed. A quick scan confirmed that it was an advanced first aid unit. Superman appeared to be sleeping, and she examined his prone form. The broken bones were already healed, even his back, and most of the bruising was beginning to fade. "Good," she thought to herself.
Fraulein Nazi, casually slapped Superman's face bringing him round. His eyes took a moment to focus, but when they focussed on the magnificant form of Fraulein Nazi looming over him, they widened in terror. She tried to shink back, but there was no where to go.
"HA HA!" Boomed Fraulein Nazi. "DO NOT WORRY PUNY LITTLE MAN, I HAF NOT COME TO PUNISH YOU AGAIN! I HAVE A TASK FOR YOU TO PERFORM. YOU VILL DELIVER THESE ITEMS TO ZE JLA WATCHTOWER VITHIN VUN DAY, OR I VILL RETURN AND, THEN YOU VILL NEED MUCH MORE ZAN ZIS MACHINE TO REPAIR ZE DAMAGE." She hands him a page with a list of complex, expensive medical equipment. "DO YOU UNDERSTAND?"
Superman can only nod weakly in response.
"GUT!" Fraulein Nazi uncharacteristically leans over and plants a kiss on Superman's lips, which literally takes Supermans breath away. He slips into unconsciousness again. "DO NOT FAIL ME LITTLE ONE." she says and she departs, still carrying Captain America.
She arrives at the JLA Watchtower, to see that the defeated JLA are still held prisoner, shackled against the wall. She walks up to each one in turn as if pondering their fate. After a while, she seems to reach a decision.
"ZUPERGIRL, VUNDERVOMAN, AND MARY MARVEL ARE ZUITABLE FOR MY PLAN ZE REST OF YOU ARE OF NO FURTHER USE TO ME. She pulls each of the male heroes from their shackes in turn, Flash, Green Lantern, Captain Marvel, Martian Manhunter. As she releases each one she kisses them full on the lips, seemingly drawing the beath from thei bodies, each in turn falls unconscious and slumps to the ground.
Finally she stands in front of Hawk Girl. "ALTHOUGH YOU ARE A VOMAN, YOU ARE TOO VEAK FOR MY INTENTIONS, YOU VILL TAKE ZEES PUNY MALE HEROS AND RETURN TO METROLOPIS AND VAIT FOR MY ORDERS. IF YOU DO NOT OBEY ZE REMAINING FEMALE HEROES VILL DIE. IT VUD AMUSE ME IF YOU VUD TRY TO RALLY ZE REMAINING HEROES OF ZE VORLD TO OPPOSE ME. ZIS VILL ZAVE ME ZE BOTHER OF LOOKING FOR ZEM MYSELF. NO GO!"
not needing a second hint, Hawk Girl gathers up the fallen heroes and departs in a JLA shuttle back to Earth.
With only the three heroines left, Fraulein Nazi addresses them.
"I VUS HOPING ZAT POWERGIRL VUD HAV BEEN AT ZE VATCHTOWER AS VELL VEN I ATTACKED. ACK, BUT I HAV THREE OF OUT OF FOUR OF ZE MIGHTEST FEMALE HEROS, I VILL HAV TO DO FOR NOW. I CAN ALVEYS GET ZE LAST VUN LATER. NOW IT IS TIME YOUR LEARNED OF YOUR PART IN MY MASTER PLAN... I MA ZE MOST POWERFUL PERSON ON ZE EARTH. I ZINK I HAV SHOWN YOU ALL ZAT, YES? VELL ITS NO FUN BEING ZE MASTER RACE IF ZER IS JUST VUN OV ME. ZERFORE I INTEND TO CREATE A RACE OF SUPERIOR BEINGS IN MY IMAGE ZAT VILL RULE ZE EARTH BY MY SIDE DO NOT VORRY MY PRETTY LIEBSHEINS, I DO NOT MEAN ZE THREE OF YOU!"
"I AM TALKING ABOUT MY CHIDREN. I VILL BE ZE MOTHER OF A WHOLE NEW MASTER RACE!!!! YOU THREE AND ALL ZE OTHER FEMALE HEROS VIV ZUPER STRENGTH OR INVULNERABILITY VILL BE ZE SURROGATE MOTHERS FOR MY BABIES. EVEN NOW YOUR CHAMPION ZUPERMAN IS COLLECTING ZE NECESSARY EQUIPMENT FOR ME TO TRANSFER ZE BABIES FROM MY WOMB TO EACH OF YOURS."
Midway through revealing her masterplan, an exhausted and tired looking Superman arrives with a whole set of complex medical equipment. "GUT! YOU HAV FINALLY ARRIVED, MAN OF STEEL. NOW GO AND GET ZUM REST. I VAS TELLING ZEES LADIES SER PART IN ZE MASTERPLAN. NOW YOU SHOULD KNOW YOURS. YOU ARE GOING TO BE A FATHER ZUPERMAN. A FATHER TO A WHOLE NEW RACE OF ZUPER BEINGS, A SUPERIOR RACE - ZEE MASTER RACE. AND I VILL BE ZERE MOTHER. DESPITE ZE FACT THAT YOU ARE ZO PUNY AND VEAK. YOU ARE ZE STRONGEST MAN ON ZE PLANET, AND ZO ZE ONLY VUN CAPABLE OF SURVIVING SEX VITH ME AND IMPREGNATING ME. ZESE SUPER HEROINES YOU SEE, ARE ZE STRONGEST VIMMIN ON EARTH, ONLY ZEY HAVE ZE STRENGTH AND STAMINA TO BRING VUN OF MY BABIES TO TERM!!!"
"NOW GET ZUM REST. VE HAV A BIG NIGHT AHEAD OV US."
She does a double bicep pose as he leaves, showing off once again that she is the most powerful being on Earth, if not the Universe. And that whilst her plan may sound outrageous, if anyone is capable of it, it is her. She assembles the equipment that will extract the fertilized eggs from her womb to insert into the surrogate mothers, and plans her evening of sex with Superman.
What do you do now?
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