Who Will Be the Chief Executive? Part 1 By Wanderer Jim challenges his sister for control of the company. This is adult material. Please do not read if you are under age 21 or laws in your country forbid you to do so. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is unintentional and purely coincidental. Earlier parts of this story are scattered all over the Wanderer bookshelf. They should be read in the following order: Who's In the Closet Now? (Parts 1, 2, and 3). We're Back In the Closet Again (Parts 1 and 2). The Engagement Party (Parts 1 to 5). The Engagement Party-Epilogue (Parts 1 and 2). The Engagement Party-Epilogue Two (Part 1). My Big Deal Social Wedding. Marriage Can Be Fun? (Parts 1 to 4). The Board of Directors Meets My Wife. The Executive Officers Meet My Wife. Executive Officers Don't Get No Respect. Security! Security! (Parts 1 and 2). Janice-An Anecdote. How to Collect Bad debts. 14.)Who Will Be the Chief Executive? Part 1 Copyright 2004 by Wanderer. When Jim found out that the Board of Directors of the Witherington company had picked his sister to be president and chief executive officer of the company their father had founded, he fainted. His ambition since he had been a small child had been to take his father's place as head of the company that their father had nurtured into being one of the Fortune 500. My sister, who was Jim's wife, gently picked him up and carried his unconscious body out to the waiting corporate limousine. As the chauffeur drove them to their palatial mansion she rested his head on her lap and stroked his brow until he revived. As he gradually regained consciousness it slowly came back to him that his sister had been named president and CEO of the family company. His life-long dream of succeeding his father to the exalted position had been shattered in an instant. Of course, at this time he had no knowledge yet that his sister had obtained this position through physical intimidation of a bunch of old men who, collectively, made up the Board of Directors. As the futility of his position dawned on him he began to sob, and my sister picked up her grieving husband, placed him on her lap, and buried his head into her shoulder. It was an incongruous sight. A big 6'2" man, resting on the lap of his 5'6" wife, crying his eyes out. He clung to her broad shoulders and sobbed all the way home, comforted by the security he found within the muscular arms of his protective wife. Once there my sister Maddy hauled him out of the car and carried him up the two flights of stairs to their bedroom where he cried himself to sleep and slept the night away. All his life my friend Jim had dreamed of heading up the family company, and now his younger sister had taken that away from him. He was devastated. "Wait 'til you grow up, son, you'll be head honcho of the Witherington company," his father had promised. "I'll groom you for it. Just study hard and be a good boy." At his age then, about seven or eight, Jim didn't understand the line of succession. "But how about sis?" he asked. "Suppose she wants to be the boss?" His dad laughed. "No, no, son, your sister will meet a nice boy and get married and have children and she'll be glad you're running the company. Girls just don't run companies, son, that's a man's job. But now you have to be nice to your little sister, you know, she'll own half the stock in the company. So no fighting with her." But that's just what Jim was planning to do. His dreadful sister had beaten up and intimidated the Board of Directors. In fear of her physical intimidation these old men had hastened to appoint her as president and CEO, totally disregarding her older brother who felt it was his rightful place to lead the company when their father retired. What did they care, anyway? They would get their usual meeting stipends regardless of who was president and CEO. Their positions were largely honorary, anyway, since they owned only a small amount of the company stock, that being held tightly within the Witherington family. "The position is rightfully mine," he said to me, his brother-in-law and best friend. The fact that I was also married to his sister, who had aced him out of the president and CEO position, was not enough to break up our friendship bond. The true facts were that even though I was married to his sister I wanted him to assume the head man role, not my wife. If my best friend were president and CEO of the company I would have a good chance to move even higher on the corporate ladder, whereas if my wife remained the president she would be accused of nepotism if she promoted me. Besides which she wouldn't want me to get any big ideas about how important I might be in running the company because I might also get some big ideas about running our family, which of course was her job. Jim's wife, my sister (my best friend had married my sister), had few qualms about her sister-in-law heading up the company. As an ardent feminist she felt it was time to put women in a position of authority, and so what if her sister-in-law was head of the company instead of her husband? It just meant he wouldn't have to take so many business trips. He could spend more time with her at home doing his household chores-cooking, cleaning, laundry and so on. Besides, the two women had grown very close, both being the dominant heads of their families, although I think my sister Maddy went a little easier on her husband Jim than my wife Janice did on me. My sister was pretty easy going, and as long as Jim didn't disobey her he had an easy time of it. My wife Jan, on the other hand, had grown up in opulence, never being denied anything. And heaven help the creep who said 'no' to her. Anger management was just not one of her strong points. They'd even ask her to leave the anger management classes because she got so angry when told she should try to control her anger. Unfortunately, I was frequently the recipient of her wrath. From her MBA classes at the university she learned that, if she wanted to keep top executives from leaving the Witherington company she would have to be diplomatic with them, but when she would get home all that pent up emotion could come pouring out on me. But OK, what's a bruised rib or a black eye every now and then, compared to the advantage of being married to a gorgeous lady who was one of the richest women in America? Besides which, when I would get to work and have to use a cane to help me walk because a rib was hurting me so much, or I had a black eye showing, I would get a lot of sympathy from the women on the executive floor and in the secretarial pool. "Oh, I walked into a door," I would mumble. But all the women knew about my wife since the secretary of the Board of Directors, Ms. Peters, had spread the story about how Janice had beat up half the board and made them so fearful of her wrath that they had voted her president and CEO of the company. I got a lot of comforting from these ladies. They'd hug me to their bodies, I could feel their nipples digging into my chest, or some were so bold as to stroke the back of my hair, and then pull my head tight against their bosoms under the guise of comforting me. Did I mention I was quite handsome? And also, if my wife and I ever split up I would probably get a pretty hefty settlement from one of the richest women in the country. Most of the women in the secretarial pool were clever enough to consider the possibilities. Later in the week Jim and I had a little private conversation. "She only got the job because she beat up half of the Board of Directors," he lamented. "I could have done that, too, if I had known that was the way to get named president and CEO." "Maybe you could have handled some of the old farts," I said, "but no way you could have beat up on Steve Ormand. He was a Golden Gloves boxing champion, and I understand he still works out every day." "But Jan did," he said. "I could have, too." "You're nuts," I said. "He outweighs you by forty pounds, he's three inches taller, he would have killed you. You were into sports, sure, like polo, field hockey, lacrosse, but your sister, together with our French maid, Alice, she's black belt karate, tai kwon do, jiu jitsu, she can defend herself against thugs, kidnappers, muggers, autograph seekers, paparazzi- she's so damn smart and so physically coordinated it all came easy for her." "All right, if she can beat up the Board of Directors and get named president and CEO of the family company, which I think I could have done, too, then I'll beat her up and take leadership of our company away from her!" "You're nuttier than I thought," I said. "She'd clobber you bad. Remember, she didn't beat you up to get named president and CEO, she beat up the Board of Directors, so it was nothing personal. Besides which, you'd create bad blood between you and her and the rest of the family if you fight her. Maybe you can get her to name you Chairman of the Board, or something like that. She'd tear you limb from limb and throw you out on your ear if you try to fight her. You don't want that." "Well, he who lives by the sword shall die by the sword," Jim declared. "What the hell does that mean?" I asked. "I don't know," Jim said, "but it sounds good." Jim plotted and schemed. He wasn't going to be dissuaded by any rational argument away from what he felt was his birthright. Oldest child, male scion of the Witherington family, all his life he had expected to inherit the mantle of president and CEO, and he wasn't about to give that up without a fight. Unfortunately, the only fight that would gain him that position would be a fight with his sister, and a physical fight at that. I was chagrined. My wife and my best friend, brother and sister, physically fighting each other over something as crass as who would be top dog at the family company. I briefly considered offering myself as surrogate in place of my wife. Then I thought, no, I was in good shape, but Jim was taller and heavier than I was, and he could probably kick my ass. And then my wife would beat me up for losing her position as president and CEO of the company to her brother, and then maybe my sister, Jim's wife, might beat me up because she didn't really want her husband to be president and CEO, what with the stress and time away from home that would be needed to do justice to the job. So I decided to keep my nose out of it. It was a family feud, besides which my wife could more than take care of herself. If she lost a physical fight to her brother she wouldn't be able to blame anybody but herself. But I hadn't counted on Jim's resolve. He worked out six days a week, only taking Sundays off. He worked out three hours a day. He had a personal trainer. He took sick leave. He took vacation time. He took personal days. He used every damn excuse he could think of to get time off from work so that he could spend it in the gym. His sister didn't have a clue as to what was going on. I briefly considered telling her because his sister just happened to also be my wife. To whom did I owe my allegiance? But then I decided not to tell her because if Jim found out I had warned her he would be mad at me. What if he won? He could then fire me. In the end I decided it was a brother-sister thing. I should mind my own business. Jim didn't say much about his loss of the top position in the company after that. I know he continued to work out really hard but since he didn't say anything I figured maybe the whole thing had faded from his mind. The company did great under his sister's leadership-one could call it phenomenal growth-and so a year later when the annual survey came out, nobody was too surprised to see that our company now had made the Fortune 100 list. Both Jim and myself had to somewhat grudgingly admit that Jan was brilliant. When she went to our university to get her MBA she had graduated cum laude, whereas Jim and I got our MBA degrees also, but we had kind of been playboys, and now the difference was showing. We were all pretty happy to have made the Fortune 100, so we decided to have one hell of a celebratory picnic since the announcement came out just before the three day Labor Day holiday. We could celebrate for three days. I mean, why not? We all had stock in the company, especially Jan, my rich wife, and Jim, her brother. And we all got stock options, and their value depended on the performance of the company. Were there any other women around who might eventually be worth a billion dollars? Maybe, but I didn't know them, and they sure didn't know me. Hey, count your blessings. Sure, maybe Jan would beat me up every once in a while if I pushed her buttons too hard, but-a billion dollars? C'mon, get real. So we let our French maid, Alice, plan a picnic for us four insiders: Jan, Jim, Maddy, and myself. But man, what a picnic! It deserved a much better name. We had a great meadow on our estate, about two hundred yards wide, surrounded by shade trees. It was so peaceful even the deer would come there to graze and rest. So Alice, our French maid, spread out a luxurious blanket and began to cater our picnic. Naturally, we started off with champagne. First, Alice opened a magnum of Veuve Clicquot. Well, hell, that was gone in about thirty seconds. "Heck with that," Jan says, "Let's get the party going. Don't we have anything bigger?" "Well," Alice says, skeptically, "we have some Methuselahs." "Damn it, Alice, I don't care how old it is, just be sure that when you open it it has some bubbles. I just love bubbles" she giggled. "Oh, no, madame," Alice said. "A Methuselah is not the age, it is the size." "Well, if it was good enough for Methuselah it's good enough for me," Jan said. Maybe she'd had too much champagne already, but she wasn't about to be deterred. "But madame," Alice protested, "a Methuselah contains the equivalent of eight bottles of champagne!" "Damn it," Jan says, "that's only two bottles a person! Bring on a couple of those damn things, and keep them coming! This is a celebration!" We consumed that Methuselah of champagne in record time. Our maid, Alice, was acting as hostess and she kept running back and forth between us, refilling our glasses, and her own glass, too, I might add. But hell, she really was one of the family. When my wife was away on business trips Alice became my surrogate wife. In case you think I was a philanderer, I wasn't. That was the role my wife Jan assigned to Alice to keep me from philandering. Thing was, Alice never seemed to mind. She enjoyed having sex with me. In addition to being very handsome I was also well hung, and Alice would seek me out as soon as my wife was out the door. I never objected much if Jan had to go away on a long business trip. I would even excuse the chauffeur and drive her to the airport myself, just to make sure that she got on our corporate jet. I didn't want her to miss the plane, for heaven's sake. Pretty soon we were starting on our second Methuselah of champagne, and we were all getting pretty bubbly. But what the hell, it was a three day Labor Day holiday and we were celebrating the completion of Janice's first year as president and CEO of the Witherington company. The lunch was delicious, pate de foie gras, finger sandwiches, five cheeses for dessert. By the time we finished the last cheese course we were all pretty giggly. So my wife Janice says, "Mmmmm, that was delicious. Alice, what do we do now?" Well, it was only two o'clock, who wants to go home at two o'clock from a Labor Day picnic? "I know," my sister Maddy pipes up, "let's play games. People always play games at picnics. I remember when I was a kid and we had a picnic we always played games." "Did you bring any games?" Janice asked our maid, Alice. "Oh, no, madame, I am so sorry," Alice apologized. "That's OK, Alice," Maddy said, "we'll make up our own games." "Hopscotch," Janice says, brightly. "No, Maddy says, "we can't lay out a grid, it's all grass here." "Races," I piped up. "Oh, goodie," Maddy says, "the boys against the girls." "Done!" I declared. I used to be a track man in college, I'd wipe them all out in a foot race. And the same for Jim. We both ran track. No way was Maddy going to catch him. Time to take advantage of the situation. "What are we playing for?" I asked, brightly. "What do you mean?" Janice asked. "Well, whenever there's a contest there's always a prize," I answered. "OK, what do you suggest as the prize?" Maddy asked. "More champagne?" Well, I already had enough of that. I was stumped. Then I had a bright idea. "Sex!" I proclaimed. "But," Janice answered, "we already do that." "Oh, yeah, that's right." I was stumped again. But then I had another bright idea. "Winner gets on top!" I declared. "For a month!" "But I already top you," Janice declared. That was true. The woman had forced me to introduce her to sexual intercourse, even though I had not wanted to be the first one to have sex with her because she was the sister of my best friend. She had always assumed that she was the one who should be in control of our interaction. "And I top Jim," my sister added. "So," I said, "that would be a good prize to play for for us guys," I said, and Jim was over by Maddy's side saying, "Yeah, yeah, you go, Frank!" "But suppose we beat you?" Maddy said. "What's our prize? We already top you guys." Well, I was stumped. Everybody was stumped. Finally, Janice says, "OK, Frank, if Maddy catches Jim she can turn him over to me and I'll decide what he forfeits, and if I catch you I'll turn you over to your sister and she can decide what your penalty is. "Not sex with my sister!" I blurted out. Remember, I'd already consumed maybe a gallon of champagne all by myself, and I wasn't thinking clearly. Both Janice and Maddy looked at me like I was an idiot. "Of course not, you idiot!" they both said, simultaneously. Remarkable how the two women had grown so close. Now they even thought alike. Janice said "I'm sure your sister has some unresolved issues with you, as her older brother. I know I have issues with my brother Jim. I know he resents my being president and CEO of the family company, so maybe we can clear up a few things today. That will be my prize if the two of us catch you guys, and if either one of us women lose by failing to catch you then we both lose and you get to top us. It might be interesting to be on the bottom," she mused. "I've never felt like a loser before." I caught the innuendo. Since we had become a couple I had always been on the bottom. Was she saying I was on the bottom because I was a loser? I was more determined than ever to win this race. I'd get on top and I'd show her! But I wanted an edge, just to be sure I win. "I've had a helluva lot of champagne," I said. "Give us a ten yard head start. We've got more to lose than you women because we don't know what kind of penalty you're going to lay on us." The girls went off to a corner and whispered in each other's ears. "OK," they came back, "done. This meadow is about two hundred yards long. You make it to the opposite end, where the trees are before we catch you, you win. And we'll give you your ten yard head start. Even if only one of you makes it, you both win. You get to top us-for one month. We catch you both, we decide your penalty. Agreed?" "Agreed." We both agreed, eagerly. We knew that no way were two broads going to catch track star guys like us. I was six feet, Jim was six feet two inches, we both had long legs, maybe a little on the thin side, but then we were built for speed. Even though my wife Janice was five feet ten inches she had a lot of bulk in her heavily muscled thighs, and that would slow her down. My sister Maddy was only five feet six inches and had thighs bigger than some of the tree trunks around this meadow. I was gloating already. On top! For a whole month! Both these broads were going to find out what it was like to be dominated by strong virile males like Jim and myself!" "So who gives the 'Go'?" I ask. "We'll let you guys do it," says Maddy. "We don't want you saying you weren't ready. You give the 'Go' signal when you and Jim are ready." OK, Jim and I line up ten yards in front of the girls. Being track veterans we know how to get a quick jump start when the gun goes off. Our wives won't know what hit them. Jim and I quickly take our start positions, put our hands on the ground, and I yell "Go!" The wives are still probably primping their hair. Jim and I have smiles on our faces as we're more than half-way across the meadow. I hear this heavy breathing behind me-Naw, can't be. Must be Jim, I guess he's out of shape. I feel a tap on my shoulder. Damn it Jim, run your own race! Another tap, so I turn my head toward the shoulder Jim is tapping me on. "Damn it Jim, what the hell do you want!" I yelled at him. Then I hear this cold response that fills me with dread. "It's not Jim, honey, it's me, your loving wife!" Then I feel a closed fist hit me hard-very hard- hard enough to knock me to the ground, and I'm like semi-conscious, laying on my back, looking up into the sun. I'm blinded, but I can feel someone looming over me. "I don't like you challenging me, honey," I hear my wife's voice say. "I hope you've learned your lesson, asshole!" I think she's mad at me. Someone pulls my right hand so I'm sitting up, my feet flat on the ground. Then I feel someone bending over me, a shoulder against my mid-section, and I feel myself being lifted up, up, up. Now I'm looking down at the ground, past a pair of short shorts covering a pert ass, down to a pair of diamond shaped calves flexing nice and big and hard as they carry me back to our starting place. Wow, does my jaw hurt! But through my blurry vision I see my buddy Jim being carried the same way on my sister's shoulders. He didn't make it either. I guess I should have figured it out. Big, powerful quads and hamstrings are going to trump skinny runners' legs every time. Those quads and hamstrings ate up the distance between us even though my wife and sister have no real experience in running track. Only one of us had to hit the other side of the meadow and we would both have been the winners. Now we were both screwed. And we didn't even know what our penalty was going to be for losing the race. So we get back to the picnic blanket and the girls dump us on the ground, standing over us, hands on hips, in a very threatening and dominating manner. "I know," Janice says, "this is a party, let's have sex!" Is that our penalty?" I say, hopefully. "Hell, no," Maddy pipes up. "That's just our reward for catching you wimps so easily. Jan and I will put our heads together later and figure out what your penalty is going to be. Don't think you're going to get off that easy! In the meantime you better make it good now, or it's going to go a hell of a lot worse for you guys later!" So Janice is behind a tree on one side of the glade humping me, and my sister is close by behind another tree humping her husband, and our maid Alice is sitting in the middle of the glade, looking forlorn. Amid all the screams and giggles echoing from behind the trees we hear, "Oh, Madame, please, I feel so lonely, please, me too, me too!" Amid gasps and groans (her gasps, my groans) I hear my wife Janice say, "Sure ... Alice ... (gasp) ... Who do you want ... (gasp) ... me or him?" "Oh, ... Madame, ... the champagne has made me so giddy ... I think him this time ... I feel very aggressive ... I think the champagne has ... how you say ... released my libido?" "Sure, Alice," Janice says ... (gasp, gasp) ... "I'm almost done." Well, Janice and I came at the same time, but then we'd had a lot of practice. Janice rolled off me. "Whew," she said, "that was good!" "Whew," I said, "that was good!" "OK, Alice," Janice said, "I'm done with him, you can have him now." "Oh, merci, Madame, thank you, thank you," Alice says. I'm lying behind the tree on my back trying to recover some of my poise, when Alice swoops down on me. "It's my turn now, m'sieur," she giggles, as she bends down and picks me up in her arms. "I have already picked out a nice tree," she says. She's carrying me across the meadow at a fast trot, and I can feel my penis rising already. And all the time I was thinking I was exhausted. Here I am, the master of the house, that is when my wife isn't there, and my maid is using me like she's the master of the house. Well, I can't complain. Alice has her own style, and what a style it is! So when Alice finishes with me she gets up off me, and helps me to my feet. "Are you OK, m'sieur?" she asks, anxiously. "I did not hurt you, did I?" "No, no, Alice, I'm OK, I can walk," I say as I slump to the ground again. "Oh, m'sieur," she says, "I am so sorry," as she bends down, takes my right hand, and pulls me up onto her shoulder. Here I am, looking down onto her cute little ass and her heavily muscled calves flashing by under her short skirt, and I think I'm getting another erection. So Alice dumps me at the base of a tree, right next to Janice. Then she reaches down and puts her hands under my armpits and lifts me up to prop me in a sitting position against the tree trunk. "Thank you, Madame," Alice says. "Oh, any time, Alice." Janice says. "You don't even have to ask. Just help yourself." Thank God for my liberal-minded wife. But Janice is looking at me now with a concerned look on her face. "Are you OK, honey?" she asks. "You look exhausted." "Well, I am kind of tired," I say. "Oh, poor baby," she says. "Here, let me comfort you." She reaches over, puts one hand behind my back and the other under my knees, and without even moving her body she lifts my two hundred pounds onto her lap. Well, I'm only human, I like to be comforted. I snuggle up to her big boobs, lean my head on her shoulder, and start licking and kissing Janice's neck. Now I like Janice's neck. It's big and thick and just loaded with muscle. It looks nice and slim but that's because her shoulders are so broad her neck looks slim by comparison. It's actually eighteen plus inches and strong enough that she could be a linebacker for some pro football team. One time we were playing around, tussling with one another, and as usual I was getting the worst of it. "Yeah," I said, "you win all the time because you're so damn flexible from all that gymnastics you did as a kid. You get behind me and wrap your damn legs around me and I can't get away. If I could get behind you and wrap you up I'd make you say 'uncle' too." "OK, wise guy," Janice said, "go for it." "What do you mean?" I asked. "I mean, get behind me, wrap me up with those big strong manly legs of yours, lover boy. Let's see what you can do." "You're not serious," I said. "Sure am," she says. "You think I've got this unfair advantage over you, now put your money where your mouth is." "You're on!" I said. I got behind her as she sat on her rear and I wrapped her waist up with my legs. But I thought I'd take a little extra advantage of her. Why not? I put both my hands under her chin and I pulled back. And I pulled. And I pulled. I couldn't budge her head a single inch. From my position at her back I could see her neck muscles swell up, and her trapezius just swelled up into a monster muscle. Then I realized this gal had some neck! Her dad used to kid her. "With a neck like that you should be playing linebacker for an NFL team," he would joke. "No way," she would say. "I wouldn't want to hurt any of those highly paid running backs!" But now, sitting on her lap, having her brawny arms wrapped around me and protecting me, my lips pressing into the smooth skin of her neck, the body warmth radiating from the prominent blood vessels running up and down her neck and the warmth of her skin, and all that champagne and caviar and pate de foie gras, and the exertion of two monstrous sexual intercourse events, one right after the other, and the heat of the afternoon sun shining on our meadow, and I'm starting to doze off, happy as a June bug in September. What else could I want? My life was pretty damn good. A sexy woman who treated me really well when she wasn't beating me up. She was always so sorry afterwards if she hurt me, and she would become so loving it was almost worth all the pain. And that almost a billion dollars net worth she had never seemed to be a deterrent to my love for her. A maid-in-waiting who was always available to me when my wife was away on business. Then I dimly hear this voice wafting out of nowhere into my dim consciousness. "Jan, you bitch, get ready for the beating of your life!" I was incensed! Nobody talks to my wife that way! She's going to beat the living daylights out of whoever said that! Next: Jim challenges his sister for control of the company.