The Engagement Party-Part 5 By Wanderer The great day finally arrives This is adult material. Please do not read if you are under age 21 or laws in your country forbid you to do so. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is unintentional and purely coincidental. Parts 1 to 4 of this story can be found in the Wanderer bookshelf. Copyright 2002 by Wanderer I woke up early the next morning. Jim was snoring away in the next bed, so I got up quietly, dressed, and started down to breakfast, but on the way I passed by Maddy's suite and I thought I would drop in and give her a high five. Today was her big day, the day the ultra socialite Witherington family would officially announce to the world the engagement of their son, James Pettigrew Witherington III, to my sister, Maddy, Madeleine Helene Thomas (our family name). Secretly, I was hoping this would cement my induction into the Witherington Fortune 500 company. I had dreams of a corner office, gorgeous secretaries, a personal assistant, maybe a little hanky panky, maybe a lot of hanky panky. But of course it was very important that my sister get married to my friend and college roommate, Jim, he from whom all blessings would flow. It wasn't that the motivating factor for Maddy was that Jim would ultimately be a billionaire. As a matter-of-fact, she had given Jim a very difficult time, which should have put him off. The first summer he came to visit me he annoyed her so much she just physically threw him into our guest closet and kept him there for a day, along with me who she had already put into the same closet earlier in the day when I annoyed her. When she released us she forced Jim to act like her servant. I think it was that which intrigued him. Here he was, used to ordering servants around all his life, and he was being humiliated by my sister who physically overpowered him and used him as she pleased. The second summer Jim came he was well prepared for my sister, or so he thought. He had spent the entire school year since his first summer visit working out every free minute he had, and he was quite a physical specimen indeed. But my sister wasn't exactly standing still. She made more physical development progress than even Jim did, and he suffered the same humiliating fate at her hands as he had the previous summer. Frustrated, he proposed marriage. I guess he figured that was one way to conquer her. He intrigued her. Rich beyond belief, but she could control his life. She said yes. His money didn't really matter to her. But it did to me. If she married Jim I would be a cinch for a high level job in the Witherington company. I figured this way-it was just as easy to start at the top as at the bottom. I knocked on Maddy's door, but I could hear the music was so loud coming from her CD player in the room that she couldn't hear my knock, so I opened the door and entered. There was Maddy in the middle of the room, wearing only a bra (which she didn't need) for the sake of proper decorum, and bikini panties, dancing around, twirling, positively giddy. I knew what was going on. She had had a lot of pressure on her for weeks now as the date of the engagement party approached. And only this week she had shocked the Witherington family with a few choice four letter words when she had gotten a little high on the vino, and she had exposed her muscles to the ultra- conservative Witheringtons, to their shock and horror. Of course they gave in to their son's choice, but with some trepidation. Now that the great day had finally arrived she was blowing off some steam. Maddy was singing and dancing and I got very close to her before she twirled around and saw me. She's got a waltz cranked up on the CD so she puts her right hand on my shoulder and grabs my right hand with her left, holds our two hands out and says "Lead." "Lead what?" I say, cleverly. "C'mon, dummy, it's a waltz. Let's waltz." "Are you nuts?" I ask. "Who waltzes nowadays?" Then I understood. The Witheringtons were flying in an eighty piece symphony orchestra in their private jumbo jet for the engagement party, and naturally they would be playing some light opera music and for sure a waltz for Maddy and Jim to dance to after the engagement announcement. So I tried. 1-2-3, 1-2-3, but I was really clumsy, my big feet were spending more time on Maddy's toes than they were spending on the floor. "Oh, for heaven's sake," Maddy said, exasperated. She put her right hand around my waist and effortlessly lifted me up on her right hip, never missing a beat of the music, and she picked up the count. "1-2-3, 1-2-3, oh, this is fun," she exclaimed. "I hope Jim knows how to waltz." Then she takes me off her hip, puts her hands under my armpits and holds me straight out in front of her, still twirling around as if we're still dancing, lifting me up and down in time with the music, but my feet never touch the floor. She's got a big grin on her pretty face and I can see how happy she is that the biggest day in her life has finally arrived. Then she raises me straight up over her head, as far as her arms would stretch, and keeps on twirling around in time to the music. I'm always a little embarrassed when my sister, who's four years younger and half a foot shorter than I am, holds me helpless in her hands like that, as if I was some little toy doll or something, but when you have 25 inch biceps my 195 pounds was not much of a challenge. As she held me up like that I reached down to put my hands on her biceps to steady myself, and I could feel the hardness and the size, each bicep larger than my thigh. I always felt awkward when Maddy did something like this without giving it much thought. I mean, I'm supposed to be the big macho male, and then she would do something that made me feel weak and vulnerable, so I decided to dig her a little bit. "Aw, c'mon, Maddy, what are you, so happy with the night you spent with Janice?" "I could see her start to blush, but she stopped dancing and put me back down on the floor. "What's the matter, jealous?" she jibed me back. Now she had hit a raw nerve. During the past week that I had been a guest at the Witherington estate Janice had used me for her initial foray into sex, having been chaste during her four years at an all girls high school. I mean, I consider myself a normal man, maybe a little oversexed, somewhat of an athlete and a ladies' man, but she was insatiable, to the point of my exhaustion. But I was afraid to say no to her because she had a bad temper, and, being from a rich family, was used to getting her way. She had already beat up on me several times. She was deceptive looking. Tall, 5'10", but slim, except for her shoulders and arms, which had gotten really big from her work with her horses and around the barn, moving hundreds of bales of hay and tackle and such. But it bothered me that last night Jan had chosen my sister Maddy over me, picking her up like one of those bales of hay and carrying my much heavier and more muscular sister into her room, just like she had done with me. I did get jealous that it was Maddy, and not me, that Jan had chosen for the night's festivities, even though I pretended to Jim to be relieved to have a night's reprieve. So when my sister asked me if I was jealous I was irked, and I decided to get back at her. "I didn't know you were a lesbo, Maddy, you have much experience?" "No," she said, "my first time, but it was fun. Maybe it was all that wine, and anyway it was Janice who took the initiative. I was so surprised when she picked me up like some baby, she's so strong, I had no idea. I mean, I could have controlled her easily, but she really wanted to experiment, and who better than her future sister-in-law? I really didn't want to say no to her on such a personal thing. She admitted to me that you and she had been doing it for the past week, and that it was her first time. How did it feel? You finally got yourself a virgin, you lucky guy. You never thought that was going to happen to you, did you?" "Aw, Maddy," I said, "I paid a heavy price. I got beat up plenty. She's got a bad temper, she's so used to always having everybody do what she says, she gets pissed if you say no to her. From the very first day I got here she started ordering me around. She told me to meet her at the barn. I thought she just wanted to screw around a little bit. When I got there she was on her horse already and she was holding the reins of another horse. She says 'Get up on the horse, we're going for a ride.' I walk up to her and I say 'I don't get on anything with four legs that's bigger than me. That includes elephants, camels, and horses.' You know what she did? She kicked me in the balls! As I'm going down she grabs my collar and hauls me up on her horse! With one hand! She's so strong I can't believe it. She's not as strong as you are, but looking at that slim bitch you'd never guess how huge her arms are. She throws me across the horse and rides me out to a meadow, me keeping my eyes closed all the way. I was shaking so hard, I'd never been on a horse before-ever! You know that. She pulls me off the horse, drags me with one hand across the meadow and flings me up against a tree trunk, says 'You're going to teach me about sex.'" I say "But---"and I get slammed. You can't use the words no, but, or maybe to her. Come nighttime she would come get me if I didn't come to her room-- I was so exhausted I'd pretend I was asleep-but it didn't matter, she'd scoop me out of my bed and carry me to her room, just like she did with you last night. I'm glad the engagement party is today, so I can get out of here. I just don't know how much longer I can last. "Well, I hate to tell you this," Maddy said, "it'll probably go to your head, but she and I have been talking, and I think she likes you-a lot. Just play it cool. I think the two of you could be an item some day." "No, thanks," I said, "she needs to grow up. Right now she hits so hard she could give me a concussion. I don't want her scrambling my brains." "OK, big brother, suit yourself, but just remember those dollar signs in her eyeballs." So we left it at that. We went to breakfast together, and the senior Witheringtons were there but they didn't say anything about the night before. I think they were probably hoping it had all been a bad dream. Breakfast didn't last long as the Witheringtons had to attend to the details of the party, and Maddy wanted to give herself as much time as possible to lay out her clothes and do her makeup. The engagement announcement was to come at the early afternoon cocktail and dinner party, but the socialite community pretty much already knew the purpose of the party, gossip being what it is. Curiosity ran high about my sister, an outsider marrying into the fabled Witherington family. There was a lot of inbreeding going on in this tight community, someone marrying someone else's cousin, and outsiders were not particularly welcome, especially someone who was snatching off an heir to the Witherington billions. Janice was escorting Maddy and myself around the gardens and introducing us to the guests, and Jim was staying away because he didn't want to be seen with Maddy until the official announcement was made by the governor of the state, who was an invited guest. He definitely knew where his campaign contributions came from. Told you the Witheringtons had clout. Janice was saying, "Oh, this is my dear friend Maddy and her brother Frank. They're visiting us from out west." But we were getting knowing looks, and the men were kind of leering at Maddy. She was looking especially beautiful this afternoon, and she was one hell of a healthy looking girl, compared to most of the shriveled up old socialite crones most of these guys were with. And the younger women guests were staring at Maddy so hard that if looks could burn she would have gone up in a puff of smoke. Evidently the word was out that one damn eligible bachelor could be crossed off the list, and a lot of the eligible single women at the party looked pretty pissed about it all. Well, it didn't involve me, and I tried to be my usual charming self. Maybe I could make a contact or two for future use. But any time I seemed to get a little too obvious Janice, who was holding my hand and Maddy's hand as we went around the garden, would squeeze my fingers until I thought she was going to pulverize the bones, and all the time the soft hostess smile never left her face. I could see she wasn't going to give me up easily, so maybe, even though she had spent the night with Maddy, she was just experimenting and maybe I still qualified for her bed in her eyes. Of course, I knew my sister wasn't a lesbian, she had just had too much wine, and anyway I knew she wasn't above a little experimenting herself here and there. Finally, I think Jan had introduced us to everybody, so Maddy and I took a little bathroom break, and Jan released her clutch on my hand and I got a chance to rub and flex my very tender fingers, as well as relieve myself. I waited for Maddy to come out of the bathroom, and then we stood together silently on the ground floor balcony just taking it all in-the huge party, the vast gardens, the grandeur of it all. I knew this was a culmination of all Maddy's hopes and dreams. She was getting engaged to a handsome guy, a rich guy, but above all a nice guy, that was assured. He'd better be nice if he didn't want Maddy to whip his ass. We both kind of sighed in contentment and Maddy just kind of leaned against me and put her head on my shoulder. There was an unspoken bond between us, brother and sister, even though she could whip my butt as easily as she could Jim's, but I didn't resent her, I was very happy for her. Softly, voices drifted up to us from below, the balcony being about ten feet up, with stairs on either side leading down to the ground level below. The two girls below were talking in whispers, but the symphony orchestra had taken a break so we could hear what they were saying as we were standing directly above them but out of their view. "---that cow. Why, did you see her legs? Below the knee I swear they're bigger around than my thigh. Why, what do you think Jim sees in that horse, anyway? And her shoulders? Either she's wearing shoulder pads or she could play offensive tackle for some pro football team." They both broke into giggles at the little joke. In the meantime their voices had caught Maddy's attention and she had lifted her head off my shoulder in order to hear better. I grabbed her hand and tried to pull her off the balcony and back into the house, but I couldn't budge her. She just stood there, listening attentively. Finally I gave up and stood with her, ready to comfort her when the two bitches below finished their diatribe. "---and she does have a slim waist," said the other. "But my dear," said the first, "that only accentuates her shoulders." "Well, she is rather deep chested," said the second girl. "Oh, I know," giggled the first, "she needs those broad shoulders to hold up those basketballs," and they both burst out laughing. I was getting red in the face, I know, listening to these cruel comments, and I looked at Maddy and I could see a tear beginning to form in the corner of her eye. But the two bitches kept on, oblivious to our presence. "What could James possibly see in her?" asked one. "Maybe she's a good role in the hay?" said the other. "Well, I would have fucked his brains out," was the response. "I would have even licked his tool, if that's what he wanted, for a chance at his billion dollars," she said. "I figure ten years and then I could have gotten away with a big chunk of his money, even more if I had given him a little brat or two. Hell, I'd make a big show of how I just couldn't live without the kids, and then his parents could buy me off to keep their grandchildren. I figure that could be worth an extra 100 million or so, maybe more." "My, my, you had it all worked out, didn't you?" 'Yeah, until Two Ton Tessie came along and spoiled it all." "Well, she looks solid, she doesn't really look fat, my dear." "Yes, fat in the head," was the response. By now I could see the tears rolling down my sister's cheeks. I started to break away to stop this nonsense, but my sister stopped me, putting her index finger to her lips, warning me to keep quiet, and the two bitches kept on. "I give the whore six months before Jim wises up. He'll probably come begging me to take him back. I'll play it cold at first so I can get him crawling on his hands and knees, which is where the bastard should be. I think I'll hold out for something big, like maybe twenty carats. Men are so easy," said the one whose name I later found out was Hannah, an old flame of Jim's before he met Maddy. I felt sorry that Maddy had to hear talk like this, but after all I figured there was a lot of talk like this going on. That's what happens when you try to step out of your social class, and I figure Maddy was pretty naïve about the ways of the world, being only nineteen years old. Anyway, gossip about my sister didn't directly affect me, all I was really interested in was that good job with the Witherington company. I didn't want Maddy screwing things up for me, so I tried to pull her away and back into the mansion, out of sight and out of earshot. Then I heard the other girl, Alison, mention me. "Did you meet her brother?" she asked. My ears perked up, and I stopped tugging on Maddy's arm. "Oh, yes," said Hannah, isn't he something special?" My chest swelled with pride. Evidently I had made an impression on these charming ladies. "What a nerd," Alison proclaimed. "Butt head is more like it," said Hannah. Is he dorky, or what?" Alison said. My bubble burst. "You know he actually tried to come on to me," said Hannah. "The idiot thought he was so continental and suave, he actually kissed my hand! He says to me 'How are you today, my dear?' He actually called me 'my dear!' It was more like 'my deeeaaahhh.' It was all I could do to keep from bursting out laughing. If Janice hadn't been there I think I would have broken up, but you know Janice is my deeeaaahhh, deeeaaahhh friend," and they couldn't contain their laughter any longer, they both burst out laughing. I hadn't realized I had made such a fool of myself, I was getting red in the face. Maddy looked at me and tears were no longer swelling up in her eyes, she was smiling at me, and it looked like she was about to giggle. "Well, big brother," she said, "maybe we should go down and say hello to our new friends." I no longer tried to hold Maddy back. As a matter-of- fact, while she went down one set of stairs I headed down the other side of the balcony, so that I could come up behind Hannah and Alison to keep them from turning tale and running. Maybe I couldn't handle Maddy or Janice but I think I could handle these two scrawny anorexics. "Hello, girls," Maddy said, "I think I just heard you talking about me." "Oh," Hannah said, not sure what Maddy had overheard. "We were just commenting on how lovely you are, we're so pleased to meet you." "Gee, I don't think that's what I heard. I think I heard cow, horse, Two Ton Tessie, oh---and whore, and some other negative comments. Something about basketballs, I think." Having been found out, Hannah decided there was no point in holding back. "Well, honey," she said, her voice dripping with sarcasm, "you did have those balloons blown up pretty big," she giggled." Is that how you hooked Jim, did you wiggle those artificial monsters at him?" "Gee, no," Maddy said, "these are all natural. That's what a healthy diet and some exercise will do for you. I don't need to stuff my bra with a box of tissue in each cup, like the two of you do." This was getting nasty, and I loved it. Both girls were sporting substantial racks, but, considering how scrawny their bodies looked, Maddy was suspicious, and so was I. "I assure you we're all natural," the one named Alison huffed. "Oh, yes?" questioned Maddy, "well, let's see." Alison was wearing a blouse and skirt combination, separated by a black belt, and Hannah was wearing a flowery print dress with a heavy leather belt around the middle. Maddy had no trouble ripping the two girls' clothing right down to the belts, exposing their chests. "Weeee--- What have we here?" Maddy said. "Shall we take a closer look, girls?" And Maddy destroyed the bras the girls were wearing with one swipe of her muscular arms, exposing their bare chests. Sure enough, out came the tissues and the cotton, fluttering to the ground. There wasn't much to see, and both girls raised their arms to cover their exposed chests and turned to flee from this madwoman. Unbeknownst to them I had come up behind them. I blocked their escape. "Just a minute, girls," I said, "Mr. Dorky here thinks you should stay and finish your conversation with my sister." Dismayed, they turned back to face a very angry Maddy. With no effort at all Maddy removed a hand of each of the girls from their bosoms, exposing---not much. "Oh, Alison," Maddy said, "what is that, and A cup? No," she giggled, "it must be an A minus cup. And Hannah, I see you have an M cup-that stands for marble cup. No wonder Jim found you so boring." "So what, you big freak," Hannah said. "Six months of you smothering him with those big mammaries and he'll come crawling back to me, begging me to take him back. And besides, I know everybody here and you don't know any of them. And tomorrow I'm going to start rumors about you. 'Oh, did you hear Jim's fiancee was a prostitute before he met her.' 'Oh, did you hear, Jim's fiancee has a criminal record. She's spent time in jail.' 'Oh, did you hear, Maddy's brother Frank has been arrested eight times for drunk driving!' (That wasn't true. It was only two times). 'Oh, did you hear, Maddy's dad has a history of embezzlement.' 'Oh, did you hear-'" "Enough," Maddy said, "you are an evil one, aren't you?" "You betcha," Hannah said, "you can bet both Alison and I are going to work real hard at it. I think the Witherington family will see to it that you're gone soon enough." "W-What are you doing?" gasped Alison. Maddy had taken hold of each woman's belt and had lifted both Alison and Hannah off their feet so that their legs were dangling, feet not touching the ground. "Well, we'll see," Maddy said. She carried the two girls, one suspended in each hand, feet kicking futilely, with all the nonchalance in the world, toward the guest symphony orchestra podium. From the back I could see Maddy's lats spread, threatening to break through her dress. "Put me down!" ordered Hannah. "Oh, no," responded Maddy, "you might run away, and that won't be any fun at all." I trailed along, with not the slightest idea of what was happening, except I was afraid Maddy was in for big trouble. Maddy continued to walk down the path to where the symphony orchestra had returned from their break and had taken up their instruments, playing a rousing march by Beethoven. Everybody was having a gay time as the liquid refreshments were flowing freely. But the French horns stopped playing as a strange apparition came into their view. Then the tubas stopped, followed by the violins and so on, until only the notes of a solo flute, played by an oblivious musician, could be heard. That stopped, too, as everyone gaped at the sight of two females, seemingly floating in air four feet above the ground, accompanied by a lone female attendant walking with them as they approached the bandstand. It was an unbelievable sight. But as Maddy neared the podium, and then stepped up on it, all got a better view, and there were gasps from the audience, and some screams from a few of the more frightened women. Some of the guests assumed it was part of the afternoon's festivities-a gymnastic troupe perhaps-and began to applaud. Maddy stepped up to the microphone and said, "Thank you very much, folks, I appreciate your applause. I believe I've been introduced to most of you by now. For those of you with short memories or who are disinterested, as most of you seemed to be, except for those men who seemed to find my breasts visually demanding, as did some of the women, my name again is Maddy, and I'm a friend of the Witherington family, and specifically Jim. I feel honored to have made his acquaintance. He is a warm and considerate human being, unlike the two bitches I hold here," and she shook each of the girls vigorously over her head to call attention to them, as if it weren't quite obvious already. Maddy continued. "One of the signs of a good upbringing is politeness and courtesy to strangers and guests. Evidently courtesy and consideration is something totally foreign to the people in this closed enclave of privilege. It's not likely that you permit a newcomer into your elitist circle unless they can show you a bankbook with eight figures in the balance column, and for nine figures you'll get down and kiss their ass, and for ten figures you'll gladly suck their cock or their pussy, whatever the case may be." Gasps could be heard coming from the assembled crowd, together with looks of confusion and consternation flooding the faces of the guests, but Maddy went on. "These young ladies, no doubt representative of your polite society here, I overheard calling me every vile name in the book. I also heard them scheming to shame me in the eyes of Jim and the Witherington family, so as to destroy the love that Jim and I have for each other, for the sole purpose of ingratiating themselves with Jim and his family, and, of course, their money. Isn't that true, Hannah?" Maddy asked the one who was scheming to get her hands on Jim. But Hannah, suspended high in the air at the end of Maddy's hand, wouldn't say a word, too scared to speak. Maddy turned her attention to Alison, who had less to lose by being honest. Alison was already so scared to be in this helpless position, and having a weak bladder anyway, now had pee running down her leg for all to see, and just wanted down from Maddy's grasp, hoping to conceal her embarrassment. Maddy began shaking Allison vigorously, and you could see the fright reflected in Alison's eyes. "All right, all right, put me down---It's true, it's true, every word of it, Hannah has a scheme to shame you in Jim's and his family's eyes, I had nothing to do with it, please put me down, please---please---it's true, it's true!" "Maddy's response was, "It's time to throw out the trash." Still holding the two women at arms length overhead, Maddy walked off the podium and towards Lake Witherington, the huge man-made lake on the Witherington estate, big enough to race motorboats on, and she walked out to the end of the pier. There she wound up her right hand like a softball pitcher winding up for an underhand pitch and threw the less guilty Alison off the side of the pier. Then she turned her attention to the scheming, devious Hannah. Now Maddy could use two hands, so she grabbed Hannah with one hand on her neck and the other on her ass and she must have hurled the blubbering Hannah a good thirty feet out into the water. Maddy then announced, to no one in particular, "There, that was a job in need of doing." She walked off the pier, eyes downcast, knowing that her opportunity to share Jim's life and to share the good things that could bring had now come to an end. The end of her engagement she would always regret, but her alienation from this elitist, snobbish social strata she would never regret. But my God, I did! What had my sister done to me? What was to become of me now? I had made such grand plans! A corner office in the Witherington Fortune 500 company! My private secretaries, each with a body more luscious than the other! Golf every afternoon? I had been planning on a life of leisure, and now I might have to actually work for a living! I was devastated. Tears began to roll down my cheeks. Through my grief I heard someone applauding from the rear of the crowd. Evidently someone felt some compassion for my sister, something like applauding for the 32nd finisher at a race in the Olympic games. Turned out it was Janice, Jim's sister, and my tormentress for the past several nights. Even though Janice was a strict disciplinarian (with me, anyway), still she was fair-minded, and she knew the hypocrisy that existed in her social community. And besides, she had bonded strongly with my sister over the past several days, sharing little whispers and secrets, probably about me. Then someone else started to applaud from the other side of the lawn, and it was Jim, Maddy's fiancé-to-be. I should have known. Having been Jim's roommate in college for the past four years I knew him to be a regular guy, a stand-up guy, never one to flaunt his wealth or his social position. Oh, he tried to hide it, but sometimes it came out, like his Ferrari, the only one on campus, but generally he made every effort to be a regular guy. And what kind of guy would he be if he abandoned his fiancee in this time of stress? Well, I wasn't going to be left out. I mean, after all, she was my one and only sister, and I figured everything was hopelessly lost to me now anyway. No big job, no big salary, no private secretaries. The thought of what I had just lost made my tears flow even more copiously. I joined in the applause. Two more people joined in, making a total of five. Not bad, I thought, it wasn't a total wipeout. Dimly, through my tears, I saw who it was. Mr. and Mrs. Witherington II! I couldn't believe it, but Jim's parents, seeing the support their son was giving their prospective daughter-in-law, didn't hesitate to stand with him. Now the rest of the group, shocked beyond belief by Maddy's exhibition of raw power, sat in stunned silence. But slowly it dawned on some of them that it was the Witherington family that made this elitist social group what it was, and without the Witherington's billions backing their activities they would become just another neighborhood association. So someone else stood up in the crowd and began to applaud Maddy's action, and then another, and another. Pretty soon the whole assemblage was standing, shouting and yelling, and stamping their feet, and chanting, "Maddy! Madddy!" Maddy just stood there, stunned. She had figured the end of her dream, as she had visualized it, had come. And maybe I could still have my big job, my corner office, my private secretaries. Joy began to flood back into my heart! My tears began to dry up, and I could see a big smile come to Maddy's pretty face. The senior Witheringtons came up to her and both of them put their arms around her and embraced her, and they looked delighted. Maddy, forgetting herself, put an arm around each of their waists, picked them up onto her hips, and started waltzing around the lawn with them. Damn! I was going to have to teach her propriety! The symphony orchestra, taking this all in, began to play a waltz in time to Maddy's movements, and pretty soon the whole damn assemblage was waltzing, on the dance stand, on the lawn, on the walk paths, on the balcony above. Janice found me, and she says "Let's dance!" I said, "I don't know how to waltz!" "You do now!" she giggles. And she picks me up, just like Maddy had done to me that morning, and she waltzes me around the lawn, doing dips with me and all that fancy dance crap, my feet never touching the ground. Damn! I hate strong women!