Mwynwen - strawberry and apple By Diana the Valkyrie What's the drill when you're porking someone who just abolished weight? After supper, we went to bed. I have to say, I wasn't expecting that. I thought she'd need weeks of coaxing and stuff, so you can imagine my surprise when after we'd eaten, she said "Dessert", took off her dress, and led me to her bedding area. I suppose I shouldn't have been that surprised, she certainly didn't need a bed for sleeping on, and the fact that she had one taking up space in Gingerbread must mean that it got some use. Now I had a chance to see her properly; when a woman strips off for sex, you don't have to pretend that you aren't looking at her. So I watched her while I pulled off my t-shirt and trousers. The first thing I checked was her navel. She did have one. I'm not sure why I had some uncertainty about that, I mean everyone has one. Of course she had one. Then a glance down, and yes, she was a natural black-hair. Now that was something I hadn't been sure about, because of her hair being so deep black and glossy, I thought maybe there was a bit of help from a bottle. Then up to her breasts, which would have been entirely suitable for one of the women I worked with on the porn vids, except, except. There was something odd. Very odd. Then I realised, they were much too high-up, like she was wearing an invisible support. We were standing by the bed, and I looked up into her eyes, she was a good few inches taller than me. She was tall, six foot three, she stood up straight and her breasts thrust out proudly like a special offer, promising maternal love and sexual bliss. You know, if you watch a porn vid, you'd think that the cock and cunt are the important players in the sex game. If you make a porn vid, then you know they aren't, it's the tits and twat. But standing there, looking up at Mwynwen, I realised that it wasn't those either, it was the eyes. Why? Because the eyes are the windows to the soul, to the personality, to the essence of Mwynwen. I really don't understand how eyes can be expressive, objectively, don't they all look the same? But hers were black and green and white, large and limpid, laughing and inviting. So I kissed her. And she kissed me. Yum yum. And her hands were like feathers on my back, and I stepped back a little and got my thumbs on her nipples, which were red, engorged and very sensitive; I heard a slight moan. And then, almost a whisper "I won't dance." You know, if we did this in a sex vid, people would ask for their money back. But I can tell you, that dance was probably the most erotic act I've ever performed. Pity there were no cameras. And anyway it wasn't so much my performance, it was hers. Can you imagine how gracefully a woman can move when she isn't actually putting any weight on her feet? How erotic her breasts are when there's no gravity tugging them down? How she can make her hair swirl about her head and float through the air as if it were floating on water? "And I seem to find the happiness I seek, When we're out together dancing cheek to cheek" And cheek to cheek became mouth to mouth, tongue to tongue, eye to eye as she lifted me effortlessly up to her height and the music, dance and time itself stopped, hesitated, then restarted as we slowly toppled on to the bed, very tangled up together. We hit the bed, bounced, and she was underneath me, I was on top, but she wasn't actually touching the bed. It was there, and that gave me a feeling of familiarity, but we weren't using it. My weight was entirely on her body, except that it didn't feel like there was much weight at all. And her legs moved up and apart, her arms spread wide as she invited me to enter her most personal space. I was all at sea. As you can imagine, being in the porn biz means that I haven't been a virgin for a long time, and on a good week I might prong a couple of dozen women, especially if there's a decent fluffer to help me along. So I'm not exactly lacking in experience. But I'm used to a world where there's basically two positions (plus some variations), man-on-top and then my weight drives it in, and woman-on-top and then her weight impales her. So - what's the drill when you're porking someone who just abolished weight? Good old Newton. Third law. To go forward, you push back; if you push forward, you go back. I was pushing forward, and that was sending me backward. Everything I did to get more penetration, was pushing me away from her. The physics of frustration. I kept on trying, but repeating something that doesn't work just means it doesn't work several times. She was laughing, I was getting more and more frustrated, and the more frustrated I got, the more she was laughing, and then I looked up and saw her face, smiling and giggling, and I saw how funny it was, and I started laughing too, and Linda once told me, you can laugh or fuck but not both, and she's right. So after we'd both laughed a bit, and rolled around a bit, and kissed a bit, and nuzzled a bit, and touched that and stroked this and caressed that and I was back in a condition of being able to punch a two-inch diameter hole through armour plate, and she was wild and wet and willing, and I could smell strawberry and apple, she braced her hands under my armpits, wrapped those long long legs round my upper thighs, and with one long pull I found that I was totally enveloped in something that felt like a soapy flannel held in a very firm grip. I tried to push forward, but Newton balked that; I tried to pull back, but her grip on my dick just pulled her back with me. A most peculiar feeling; it was like we were both floating underwater, except that we weren't. Well, OK, it still felt pretty good to me, I wasn't complaining, I was pretty much where I'd wanted to be ever since I'd first met her. But a man is never happy to stay still; there is a movement imperative that cannot be denied. "Min?" "mmmm..." "How do I? Er?" I felt her grip relax, and I slid out somewhat; she pulled on my arms, and I was deep inside her again. She showed my how to move her to and fro rather than try to move myself, and her legs curled round the back of my thighs and kept us together. She started to moan a little, I increased the pace. She moans a bit louder "Yes, yes, no, yes" Then the room started to spin, she was rolling us over and over. I saw the floor, then the ceiling, floor, ceiling; the rotation wasn't fast, but it was confusing, and it was speeding up. I concentrated on Mwynwen, the smell of strawberry and apple seemed to be getting stronger. Now she was panting and groaning, and as we rotated I could see that the bed was further away, the ceiling closer. It didn't feel like we were spinning, maybe we were stationary and the room was rotating, or maybe it was the whole universe, there's no such thing as an absolute frame of reference. I guessed she was losing control, and I hoped that when the explosion came, I wouldn't be splattered over the ceiling or something insane like that. But no way, she must know what happens here, she's done this before. Virgins are all very well, but you *cannot* beat an experienced woman. And her loss of control was making me lose control, and everything was a blur, we were spinning out of control, I was spinning out of control, she was screaming, I was yelling, were were screaming together. "SHARON!" Oh god, I can't believe I did that, I can't believe it, did she hear, I was shouting loud enough to wake the dead, but she was shouting too, I don't know what she was saying, maybe she didn't know what I was shouting, it was just habit, it doesn't matter what you scream when you're making a vid, it's just a shout, it doesn't mean anything, maybe she didn't notice, oh god, oh shit, oh god. Oh. Oh. Oh. We crashed down to the bed as she completely lost it; we were still rolling as we hit the mattress, bounced, landed, and our angular momentum rolled us across the bed and onto the floor. Thump, CRACK! I landed on top of her, which wasn't very gentlemanly of me but you don't get to choose. "Whuff" she said, as my weight emptied her lungs, "oof" I said as my diaphragm hit her pelvic girdle. As I hit the floor, I had my hands out to break my fall, it's completely instinctive, either it's part of the hardwiring, or else you learn that at a very early age, and it's reinforced throughout your life. Mwynwen didn't. She just landed flat on her back, and her head cracked against the hard stone floor. Oh god! She has no falling instincts, she didn't learn them. I thought she was unconscious or worse, but then she moaned and her eyes opened. "Ow. Oooooowwww. What hit me?" "Mwynwen, you just got hit by gravy". Thank god it was only eighteen inches from the bed to the floor. We lay there on the hard floor, getting our breath back, panting a little, wet from the extreme exercise. "Puff puff puff". "Mmmm". "Mmmmm." "Mmmm?" "Mmmm!" "Fancy a shower?" she asked. "Good idea. But you don't have a hot water system, you don't have electricity ..." She put her mouth on mine, shutting me up for a moment. For several moments. For quite a long time, actually. When I stopped concentrating on kissing her, I found we were a few inches above the bed again; she rolled, dumping me off onto the mattress, swung her legs round and stood up. "A couple of minutes ..." I curled up, breathing in the Mwynwen-scent, the essence of her. And strawberry and apple. I closed my eyes and just enjoyed the lassitude and relaxation that you get after a really good shag, and I think I must have dozed off. I was woken by two hands. One of them was rubbing the small of my back, making me want to uncurl and squirm, the other was exploiting the opportunity that my uncurling presented. I opened my eyes. "You've been taking lessons from Linda?" "A few," she said. I put my arms round her taut, tight body and hugged her to me. "You don't need even a few lessons" I said, "your natural advantages are all you need". She rubbed a couple of her natural advantages against my body; her nipples were already stiff with arousal. I retaliated by rubbing one of my natural advantages over her naturally black and bushy bush, her hands came round to the small of my back, and moved in interesting ways, my hands reached around to the tops of her thighs, and I took a firm grip, so that I'd have something to react against as we slowly rose above the bed. This time, it was good, it just wasn't as explosive as last time. She didn't lose control over the gravy, I didn't shout out Sharon's name, and we didn't wind up on the floor. So I guess it didn't rate a 10, but I'd go for an encore any time. And afterwards we snuggled a lot. That's something else you don't do in a porn vid, it's just wham, bam, on to the next one. From the point of view of the audience, snuggling and whispering and giggling is boring. From the point of view of the participants, it's one of the best parts of it. And two rounds with Mwynwen was enough for me; with no fluffer to encourage me up for a third go, we just drifted off to sleep on a bed that was softer than any I've ever experienced, on account of we weren't actually on the bed, we were a few inches above the mattress. How does she do that even while she's asleep? She's such a mystery, she's got to be the most unusual person I've ever met. For sure she's a person and not some alien or angel, thank god she didn't hear me shout out "Sharon", I wonder what Sharon's doing right now, she's probably in bed, I wonder if she's in bed alone, how could I have been so stupid as to lie to her about Mandy, it's very nice lying here with Mwynwen, I wouldn't have met her if it weren't for Linda, I've got to do something for Linda, something to thank her for this, and not just a bunch of flowers or perfume, why does Mwynwen smell of strawberry and apple, surely she isn't using some sort of herbal perfume, I couldn't kill that rabbit, I understand now why she's vegetarian, but she eats so much, buckets of food, but she doesn't have any extra fat on her, not on her waist, but her breasts are so full and round and firm and I know she's cheating there, she's using gravy on them, but that's not really cheating, because it's part of what she is, how she is, it's why she couldn't fall right, she isn't used to falling, falling, falling ... asleep.