Poetry Corner By Uplifted Various poems Update: 22/09/1997 to misc2 SHE STANDS ALMIGHTY She stands almighty arms unfurled, he shakes before her body curled She smites him down unmercifully, he cowers before her humbly He runs he hides he can no more, but she with might breaks down his door He weeps and wails O respite come, but she beats on him like a drum He threatened once to call the law, to show police his open sore But she doth laugh no pity shows, and he doth shake from head to toes For he O so defenseless be, for he be one, and she like three To be sung to the childrens tune, twinkle, twinkle, little star LIFT ME lift me, lift me, Mistress mine High above your form devine If I beg and if I weep Clean and jerk me till I sleep lift me, lift me, Mistress mine High above your form devine In memory of a mammary O mammary mighty so exicting Resting softly so inticing When from thy boundry thou encroacheth The trembling hand so soft aproacheth But when those digits trembling reacheth A smiting fist so quickly teacheth A PENILE PAEAN O JUNIOR O junior lying there so flaccid Amidst thy warm abode so placcid Between two columns there to dream Of sweet adventure it would seem But then when stirred by deep emotion Your body rises as the ocean And as the seas you would be tossed Like raft or ship appearing lost Then swiftly rising as the pheonix alas for thee, cleaned off with kleenix