You Dressed as Xena? by Tyval Chapter 2: Sabrina danced with Willow as the music blared. Both girls were confused as their new feelings continued to emerge. Likewise Buffy, Amy and Cordillia, who were drinking wine coolers at a table the 5 girls had taken. Sabrina had been surprised that the Bronze got away with selling beer and wine to minors. Basiclly everyone knew about it, but turned a blind eye to it since it kept the teenagers of Sunnydale out of trouble. The time was now 6:55. True to Cordillia's prediction, their scanty costumes were causing a bit of a stir. Buffy saw Angel over in his usual corner and excused herself. " You look nice," Angel smiled," You dressed as Xena? I don't get to watch much tv, but even I have caught that one." " Yes," Buffy sadly smiled," I see you dressed as yourself." " Vamps are always in costume," Angel smiled," See your'e in good company tonight." " Does the sight of so many female necks give you ideas?," Buffy asked. " You know better than that," Angel said," I steal blood when I need it. You know that it's your destiny." " What?," Buffy asked, not quite getting that statement. " Your friends,"Angel answered, looking at the table where Sabrina and Wilow had joined Cordillia and Amy," The girls." " What about them?," Buffy asked, still not getting it. " Slayers don't have good relationships with men," Angel said," If it hasn't happened already, it soon will. You are not meant for men. Not me, not your friend Xander, no man." " So what are you saying?," Buffy asked," That I'm a dyke?" " No, but you will be, should be," Angel said," Don't fight it when you realize it. It's the only way you'll ever be happy." The clock hit 7:00. Buffy's head swirled as she fell to her knees, dizzy beyond anything she had ever known. All around her every other person in the Bronze also went down. It was several minutes later when Buffy finally managed to get to her feet. Shaky, sick, she looked around her as others tried to make their way off the floor. Angel was gone. Alien thoughts filled her head. Memories, that seemed real, of another time, another place. " ," Buffy called out in Latin. " Buffy, when did you learn to speak Latin?," Amy said with a slight Spanish accent. " Amy? So hard to think," Buffy said clutching her head, but speaking English. " Avast ye landlubbers," Cordillia called out, her rubber sword was now 3 feet of razor sharp steel," Captain Cordillia Morgana commands ye swabs!" Cordillia rose, drawing her sword and slicing the table in half. Others were now takig on the personna's of their costumes. Willow, still had somewhat of a clear head. Looking around she was thankful that none of the kids seemed to be dressed as vampires, monsters, or devils. Amy, felt herself drawn to the stage. Taking a microphone Amy was now belting out a Latino song and doing a damn good job of it as stunned musicians joined in. Willow had heard Amy sing before and knew that she wasn't this good. About a half dozen teens where forming up with Cordillia. These kids were also in various pirate style costumes. Xander had also shown up, dressed as Rambo, he seemed to be drifting to 3 or 4 other soldier costumed teens. Buffy's training as a slayer helped her some as images of ancient Greece warred with her own personality. Sabrina felt the power that swirled all around her. Her confusion was as great as everyone else in the Bronze. An invisible Anya smiled and thought 'Showtime!', as she awaited the chaos that was soon to come. ...................... A few minutes before 7:00: A very lost Harvey stumbles into the Sunnydale cemetary. Taking off the large Scooby Doo head that he can barely see out of he looks around. The clock strikes 7 and Harvey transforms ito a dog boy. Spike and Drusilla flank him. " Well, well, love," Spike grinned," Here's an unusual sight." " I'm hungry," Drusilla said. End of Harvey. To quote a famous bard named Stan Lee, 'Nuff Said! ................... Colors swirled and danced in front of Callisto as she tumbled through time. Her goddess perceptions changed her very personality as she weightlessly floated in the strange void. She no longer wanted to kill Xena. No longer did thoughts of bloody revenge fill her mind. Callisto's thoughts of revenge turned to pure raw lust! ...................... Despite the weirdness, the party at the Bronze was going full swing. Amy was a huge smash as she sang Latino pop songs. Pirates and Vikings danced together. In fact, everyone was having a good time. ' I wish I knew what was going on,' Sabrina thought as she blinked automatically. Sabrina instantly knew what was going on. She knew about Anya, and her manipulations. But a slow smile crept up on Sabrina's face. She decided that she liked the idea. Sabrina amended Anya's curse so that it now only truly affected Amy, Willow, Cordillia, and Buffy as well as herself. Sabrina reveled in the increased control of her powers. And of course, you've all heard the saying about power corrupting. Buffy was still struggling with her thoughts as others in the Bronze started to return to normal. Since there had been nothing too out of the ordinary most of them wouldn't remember anything. Buffy gathered Willow and Cordillia. " Something's going on," Buffy told them. " No kidding," Willow answered," I know all these weird dances, how to make bathtub gin, and I think I'm gay." " I think you always were," Cordillia said," I didn't know I was. Buffy, what's going on?" " I don't know, but it has to be some kind of magic. We see to have become what our costume are," Buffy said," Fortunately, we still seem to know who really are to a degree." " Magic? You think Amy's behind this?," Willow asked. " No, look at her," Buffy answered," She's Jennifer Lopez now. She's even got that fantastic ass, uh..." " Why Buffy," Cordillia grinned," I'm glad to see that I wasn't the only one to notice that." " Angel," Buffy said shaking her head," He said it was my destiny. Guess I'm a lesbo too." " And when you live on the Hellmouth, desires become reality," Willow said. " Oh God, I am so glad I don't mess with the stuff you guys do," Cordillia said," My experiances with this stuff have been bad enough, but what you guys have done, well, I don't think I could keep my sanity." " No, it's not Amy," Buffy said flatly. " Then who is behind this?," Willow asked. " I don't know. Sabrina is dressed as a genie and she is a stranger," Buffy said," But does she have genie powers? And even if she does now, was she affected the same time we were, so did she cause it? And if so, how?" " I think she said she was from Riverdale," Cordillia said," That's about as Norman Rockwell a town as there is. Nothing weird ever happens there." " I don't know, but I feel like we need to stick close together," Buffy said," Codillia, I'm betting you have all kinds of 'Pirate Queen' skills now." " I do," Cordillia smiled as she tapped her now, very real sword. " I may need you if some kind of fight breaks out," Buffy smiled back. " Why?," Willow giggled," After all Buffy, you dressed as Xena." ...................... The forces of the universe hate vacuums. Add the natural wildness of magic, a chaos demon, an untraned teenage witch, the forces of the Hellmouth, a slayer dressed as Xena, and a demi goddess foe of the real Xena from the distant past. Where there is a Xena, there must be a Callisto! Callisto saw the opening and swam towards it. It was slow going as even one with the powers she had was like a cork in a river. No, she didn't want to kill Xena. Callisto wanted to rape Xena. Callisto wanted to rape her again and again and make her a sex slave. Callisto smiled evilly with lust in her heart as she neared the hole. ................... Buffy, Cordillia, and Willow had gotten Amy off stage. After explanations the 4 of them decided to stick close. Sabrina, since she now a lesbian was getting upset that the 4 girl she wanted seemed to be avoiding her all of a sudden. ' I think they need to be punished,' Sabrina thought as she made her first planned genie spell and blinked. A small hole of light peetrated the stage of the Bronze. The hole grew larger, big enough for a person to go through. The remaining band members still on the stage scambled off just as Callisto fell though and crashed into the drum set. Callisto sat up and looked around at the strange world she found herself in. All eyes were on her, as she stood up. Looking around she scanned the crowd in turn. Her eyes came to rest on one person. " Xena, darling," Callisto smiled evilly as she walked towards Buffy. " Nice costume," Xander said, eyes filled with lust. Buffy was confused as the new arrival seemed tobe making a beeline right for her. Cordillia drew her sword as she moved to protect Buffy. Willow and Amy looked around for weapons, grabbing a chair each. This woman was trouble. As well as totally hot! Callisto stopped as she reached the four girls, threw her head back and laughed. " Your'e not her after all," Callisto laughed," That's okay, you'll do." ........................... end of chapter 2