China Doll and the Forbidden Kingdom
by Tyval


tyval@webtv.net


What if Mei Wong, the best female martial artist on Earth had been the
one to get the Monkey Kings staff? What if Ni Chang, the white haired
half witch/half demoness didn't really want to be evil? What if Golden
Sparrow made for a love triangle?


some chapters rated NC-17 for F/F and F/F/F sex, some kink



Chapter 1:


Mei Wong had to admit that she was becoming 'Americanized'. She rarely
spoke Chinese anymore. She had once been a pretty good cook, but almost
never ate Chinese food anymore, much less cook it herself. Perhaps that
was why she decided to start spending more time in L. A.'s 'Chinatown'.


As exercise, Mei rode a bike the 15 miles from the hidden G.O.L.D. HQ to
the area where she was quickly making friends among people who really
didn't know who she was. G.O.L.D. saved the entire universe just as
often as any super hero group, but didn't get the press the others did.
Of course, Californian's were so kooky that all of G.O.L.D. could walk
down the streets in broad daylight in full uniform and no one would even
notice them.  


Mei was lost in thought as she peddled. Seven years previously she had
been an almost ordinary 18 year old girl in Lung Ki, China, except for
being a martial arts prodigy. Mei lived with her father and older
sister, working part time in her father's restaurant. That was a cover
as her father was actually Lung Ki's best secret agent. As such he was a
prime target when Lung Ki was invaded by the mercenary army of a crime
lord named Sakuro. 


Mei's father died in her arms. She had fought back, becoming something
of a heroine even before G.O.L.D. Now, at only 25, she had been all over
the world, been to 12 other planets, been to Asgard and Olympus and met
gods of 6 Pantheon's, travelled through time, fought and defeated wacky
super-beings , made love to numerous superwomen. Her life could never be
the same.  


Mei was becoming something of a regular to a few shops including 'Mr.
Hop's Pawn Shop'. Mr. Hop was a very elderly man, in his 80's, but he
always had the best selection of martial arts movies. Mei loved kung fu
movies even though she was a better fighter than any 10 of them. Mr. Hop
was also a good story teller and Mei had become quite fond of him.  


" Hello Mr. Hop," Mei said with a respectful bow.


" Ah, Miss Wong," Mr. Hop said, rising from his chair," So nice to see
you. Most young people these days, no respect. You give me hope. Ah, new
shipment, just put out."


" Thank you Mr. Hop," Mei smiled at him," Any new 'Shaw Brother's'? Oh,
'Bride With White Hair', Cantonese, no subtitles. Classic, I need this
one. I can't believe I speak more Japanese than my native tongue these
days. Oh, here's one, not only a Bruce Lee imitator, but a Jackie Chan
imitator too."


" Kung fooey, always kung fooey," Mr. Hop's rich laugh was that of a man
50 years younger.


" I know, but I actually learned a flip from a film once," Mei grinned,"
Trust me, no one can make a standing 20' leap. Well, no one human."


" How you know?," Mr. Hop asked.


" Because I can't," Mei laughed, if only Mr. Hop knew that Mei was not
only a master, but was considered THE best female fighter on the entire
Earth.  


There was a loud clang in the back. Curious, Mei slowly walked towards
the open door to the storeroom. On the floor was an ornate gold colored
staff. She did a smooth foot flip, kicking it up to her hands. The staff
was light, yet heavy, and at the same time felt like it fit her hand.
The bo was not Mei's best weapon, but she definitely knew how to use
one.


" This is real," Mei said in awe," Northern Temple style cudgel! Tang
dynasty maybe. I can tell fakes and replicas. It's worth a fortune!"  


" Nothing back here, storage only," Mr. Hop said gently taking it from
Mei's hand and putting it up high in it's holder.


" Seriously Mr. Hop," Mei said," I could get you 10 million for that
staff."


" Too old to be jet setter," Mr. Hop smiled," Besides, already bought."


" By who?," Mei asked," Please, tell me."


" It bought when my grandfather first open this shop, 100 years ago,"
Mr. Hop said," He wait for man to come back and pick up, but he never
did. Then my father wait, now me."


" Mr Hop, it's not very likely that person is ever going to show up,"
Mei said," And how would you tell if he did?"


" I will know," Mr. Hop said," Staff must go back to rightful owner. You
not right, but you make good guess."


" If I told you what my day job is you wouldn't believe me," Mei
laughed. 


Mei bought 5 DVD's, kissed Mr. Hop on the forehead and left the shop.
She was only a couple of blocks away when she saw some girls she knew
from an all girl club. Teresa was a tall brunette with large breasts,
Sandy was a shorter blonde girl, nice size fake boobs, Darla was a
petite brunette, only slightly taller than Mei.


" Hi sweetie, what are you up to?," Teresa asked.


" About 5' 2"," Mei grinned.


'" Uh oh," Darla said," Disgusting coming."


" Talk about gross," Sandy added.
  

Six punks, members of the 'Jackals' gang and their leader Vinny were
walking their way. All of them thought they were ladies men. Vinny and a
couple of them were fairly good looking, but with their attitudes the
only way any of them could get a  woman was by force. 


" Well, well, look what we have here boys," Vinny said with a sneer,"
Some chicks that need a real man bad. Oh, and we got the hot little
slant that's been slumming around here lately."


" Leave us alone Vinny," Teresa said," We're not impressed."

 
" What's the matter, dyke got your tongue," Vinny taunted, then grabbed
the bag with Mei's DVD's," What's this?"

 
" Just some bootlegs, nothing you need to bother with," Mei said, sizing
them up.


" Oooooo, look at these boys," Vinny kept on," You some kind of karate
kid? You think you're some kind of kung fu girly?"

 
" Give 'em back to her Vinny," Sandy said.


" Why doesn't she make me?," Vinny sneered," Maybe we could make a deal
if she's willing to do it with all of us. Old Hop's place. You tight
with old chink?"


" Trust me, you BOYS do not want to do this," Mei said getting off her
bike.


It was a lucky shot, one that even Mei was not prepared for, combined
with her wearing a middle-length skirt and not really being dressed for
fighting. Vinny side kicked her, sending her back into a fence.


" You back talking me you slant eyed bitch!," Vinny yelled in rage," You
think you're gold, you think IT'S gold! You're nothing! You're a slant
whore who should be grateful to be raped!" 


Darla and Sandy moved to help Mei. Vinny grabbed Darla's hair and
slapped her, knocking her down, then backhanded Sandy knocking her down
as well. The 6 thugs were clapping and whooping with rude remarks. Mei
ripped the sides of her skirt then stood up. She was going to enjoy
this.


" What, you want some more cunt?," Vinny demanded," Or have you leanred
your fucking lesson?"

  
" Why don't you teach me?," Mei smiled.


Vinny stupidly tried the same sidekick. Mei caught his foot and kicked
him in the balls 3 times before he ever saw the first one. Vinny writhed
on the ground screaming for several minutes while Mei helped Darla and
Sandy up. Ignoring him, Mei stood her bike up and started to leave.


" Let's go ladies," Mei smiled.


" Losers," Teresa said with an 'L' gesture on her forehead.


The women turned their backs on them and started walking away, Mei
pushing her bike. They took 3 steps.


" What the fuck are you dipshits waiting for!," Vinny screamed, his
voice 3 octives higher than before," Get that slant eyed whore!" 


That was an even bigger mistake. Mei spun and knocked the first one out
with her righft leg, still spinning took out the second man with her
left leg, the third man went down from a chop to the side of the neck,
the fourth from a backfist, and a split kick knocked out the last 2. All
6 were unconcious before the first one hit the ground. She didn't know
that Old Hop clicked a stop watch and had seen the whole thing.


" Six men in 3.2 seconds," Mr. Hop mumbled to himsef sounding pleased,"
Always thought it would be some young man who didn't know anything.
China Doll."


Meanwhile, Vinny was running away hunched over, holding his groin, as
fast as he could. The girls laughed and high-fived.


" Forget something Vinny?," Sandy called out pointing to the downed
Jackals.

 
" Jackals? I think they're ferrets," Teresa added.


" Vinny has a black belt," Darla said, being serious," But you took him
easy. How?"


" He must have got it from a 'Crackerjack' box," Mei joked," But
seriousy, where I'm from, little kids can handle guys like Vinny." 


Two hours later Vinny, still sore, managed to regroup the 'Jackals'.


' We're going to get that slant eyed slut, but she can wait," Vinny
said,"  She's tight with Old Hop, so we can hurt her, get some guns, and
lots of cash if we hit him tonight. It's first of the month, he should
be loaded."


" When do we go boss?," his second, Frank, asked.

   
" Tonight, midnight," Vinny said.


For her part Mei had retured to what she called home these days. Used to
the countryside as a girl, reinforced titaium steel would never be
comfortable, but the Oriental garden courtyard was stunning. She could
spend hours walking through it or meditating. She was also wishing that
Tina was there with her. 


' Wonder what some of these movies would make of me and Tina and our,
relationship,' Mei thought with a laugh,' All these movies with Japanese
as the bad guys and here I am, and my BGF is Japanese.'

  
Of all the G.O.L.D. girls Mei was closest to Tina Sanlemoto a.k.a.
Kamikaze. Going to her quarters, (which was actually larger than her
childhood house had been), Mei changed into a workout uniform before
going down to the G.O.L.D. version of a 'Danger Room'.

  
An hour of 'Danger Room' was followed by an hour of martial arts
practice. Mei didn't know why she decided to work on her staff
techniques.


' Maybe I'm thinking of that cudgel in Mr. Hop's shop,' Mei thought. 


Mei was really wishing Tina was there during her shower. In fact, there
were only some reserves she barely knew in the building. Flopping down
on her bed she looked through the movies she had bought.


" Hey!, Mei shouted, sitting upright, " Monkey Goes West! I didn't know
I bought that! One of my favorites. Wonder which version this is?" 


Most commonly known as Sun Wukong, Monkey King, or just Monkey, he was
to China what Superman was to America. Mei had met Superman, briefly,
and wondered if, since he was real if maybe Sun Wukong was or had been.
A catchy song about him was one of her favorites.


The version she watched wasn't bad, not the best she had seen. The actor
was a good enough acrobat, but his martial arts skill was flawed. Then
again, monkey style wasn't her best either. 


' What is it with today?,' Mei thought,' I keep finding my own flaws.
First the bo, now monkey style.'


As soon as the film ended Mei threw on a fresh practise uniform and
practised monkey style for an hour. She was a little tired when she
finished and took another shower. She fell asleep, her dreams were of
Sun Wukong. She smiled at his antics. 


Mei woke up, instantly alert. After 2 nice dreams she had a nightmare of
kindly Mr. Hop being murdered. She looked at the clock, 11:30. Mei
didn't know why, she had never fett this way before, that Mr. Hop was in
danger. She quickly dressed in a red shirt and pant outfit, one of her
many 'fighting outfts'. It was as light as silk, but with a special
underlay Tina's genuis brother Shiro had invented that was twice as
tough as kevlar.


Mei had her choice of weapons, but little time. She put 2 ear-rings with
spear darts on along with a necklace that had a shuriken. All her
outfits had sheaths on the ankles so Mei grabbed a pair of 8" knives. On
her way out the door she grabbed a tonfa and stuck it in the back of her
belt. 


Mei ran down 3 flights of stairs to the G.O.L.D. garage. She picked out
a 'steath' motercycle, donned a hi-tech 'night helmet' and took off. She
had to know if Mr. Hop was okay, even if just for her own peace of mind.
 

Vinny had chosen to take 12 of the 'Jackals' with him. A new gang with a
total strength of 30 they didn't have the massive arsenals other L.A.
gangs did. In fact, only Vinny and 2 others even had guns. They had just
taken positions when Mei pulled up.
 

' What the fuck is SHE doing here,' Vinny thought as Mei took her helmet
off and ran to the door,' I didn't even hear that thing!'
 

" Mr. Hop, Mr. Hop," Mei shouted, pounding on the door.


Mei breathed a sigh of relief when she heard Mr. Hop's sleepy voice call
out that he was coming. Under normal circumstaces Mei would have sensed
Vinny and his boys, but she was so concened about Mr. Hop she was
careless. Despite his age Mei heard no bumps, fumbling, or crashes.


" What you want kung fooey girl?," Mr. Hop asked, the door partly opened
to the chain lock" Closed, very late."


" This is going to sound so strange Mr. Hop, but...," Mei tried to
explain, but was cut off as Vinny's arm was around her throat, a pistol
to her temple.


Mei silenly cursed herslf. Any other day she would have taken him out
before he got anywhere near her. She'd been off her game ever since
she'd picked up that staff.


" Surprise bitch," Vinny coldly laughed," Open the fucking door old man
or you'll be wearing her slant eyes! Now!"


Mei knew 32 ways to take Vinny out from that position,but she didn't
know the total number and weaponry of the opposition and so decided to
wait for the right moment. Also, she wanted to get Mr. Hop out of the
way first. Mr. Hop looked at her with a sad accusing look that broke her
heart.


" Don't do it Mr. Hop!," Mei pleaded," Slam the door and call the cops!"


" Shut up slant cunt," Vinny ordered," We actually have you to thank for
this. No old man, she didn't really have anything to do with it except
for the fact she likes your wrinked old ass. I hurt you, I hurt her."

 
" You've proved your point Vinny," Mei said," Back off and don't do this
and I can guarentee you all the money you could ever want."


" I don't think so," Vinny sneered," Now open the fucking door."


Mr. Hop reluctantly openedthe door, Vinny's gun was now right at his
head as the other 2 gunmen covered Mei.


" Search her," Vinny ordered," She's got a stick or 'chucks' or
something. Felt it against me."


" Used to stuff aganst you huh?," Mei taunted as she counted them as
they crowded in. 


A baker's dozen, easy if she could get Mr. Hop out of the shop. To Mei
that wasn't even as hard as Lung Ki pattycake. Two goons smashed into
the pistol case, 2 others started laying out long guns. The second took
Mei's tonfa, but he was a perv and just grabbed her ass.


' Damn, I was hoping for a J'Lo or Kardashian,' he thought.


" Where's the money old man," Vinny ordered," We know you don't trust
banks."


" No money, IRS take it all," Mr. Hop lied.


" Don't fuck with me old man," Vinny cocked his pistol. 


" Stop it!," Mei said, then lied," I know where he keeps it."


" Lie to me bitch and the old fart dies," Vinny said covering her.


Mei's plan was to distract them and seperate them as she tried to lead
them into the back room. She saw her chance when Mr. Hop suddenly
grabbed the golden cudgel and whacked one of the goons.  


" Noooooo!," Mei screamed kicking one thug, too late as Vinny shot Mr.
Hop in the chest.


Mei chopped one of the gunmen across the throat. He went down gasping
for breath. He wouldn't be getting up for at least an hour. The second
cae at her from behind, Mei back kicked him right to the jaw. That was
3 that weren't going anywhere anytime soon. She dodged as a bullit
missed her, she rolled and punched a goon right in the groin. She came
up wth the staff in her hands.


The confined space was working against her as she kicked a fifth man out
of the fight. A sixth came at her from behind, Mei took him out with a
back forearm smash. She leaped and dove out of the way as 2 more shots
whizzed by her. Ducking from counter to counter, to other cover, the
cudgel slowing her, but for some reason she didn't even think of
dropping it.


Spotting a door she dove through it as 2 more rang out. Those didn't
even come close as Vinny had lost sight of her. He stopped to reload.
Three of the remaining 6 had grabbed guns by this time. Only one had the
intelligence to actually load it.


" Get that slant eyed cunt!," Vinny ordered.


' If he calls me slant one more time I'm going to feed him his balls,'
Mei thought,' Everyone I meet loves my sexy eyes.'   


Mei ran up 2 flights of stairs, and out the roof door. She looked around
for some cover or a good postion. The 'Jackal' that was smart enough to
load his gun was the first one out the door. Mei popped his hand wth the
staff, disarming him, followed with a kick to the stomich and a chop to
the back of the neck that knocked him cold.


But Vinny, shooting wildly backed her away from the door. Mei flipped
backwards twice, then twirled the cudgel as Vinny and his remaining
thugs spread out. The roof was not overly large and Mei was close to the
edge. Three stories up, but Mei knew how to fall from higher and barely
take a scratch.  


" It's over bitch," Vinny laughed thinking he had won," If you decide to
co-operate you might still get out of this alive."


" No thanks," Mei smiled," Going down."


Mei flipped as she fell, spottng where she should land, getting into the
perfect position. She wouldn't even skin her knee. Mei fell, and fell,
and fell, and fell! 


' What's going on?,' Mei thought as she yelled a very American," Oh
SHITTTT!!!" 


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The End of Chapter 1:

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*= Basically not sure what category this should be in. lol.

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