Upon Spying Remi

by Tex Biceps





"SOME FAIR LADIES DOST THEIR LIMBS 

HOPE TO KEEPETH PENCIL-THIN. 

FROM DELTOID TO ATTACH-ED HAND, 

A SOFT AND PALE SPAGHETTI STRAND. 

BUT M'LADY DOTH ACQUIRE 

THE STRENGTH SHE NEEDS, THAT SHE DESIRES. 

SINCE MORE THAN PENCIL-ARMS REQUIRED, 

DOST M'LADY PUMPETH IRON! 



THIS WORK DOTH MAKE THE FIBERS GROW, 

EXPAND, CONTRACT; THE VEINS EXPLODE... 

SHE STRAINETH FROM THE HEAVYLOAD, 

BUT, ALAS, HER WORK DOTH SHOW!! 

FOR HARD AND PEAK-ED MUSCLES ROUND 

APPEAR IN LARGER, RISING MOUNDS, 

BICEPS BULGING, TIGHTLY WOUND, 

DO RIP THE SLEEVES OF M'LADY'S GOWN.

 

AND SO THE PENCILED-LADIES DARE 

NOT TO REMARKETH OF THE TEAR. 

BECAUSE THEIR NECKS THEY WISH TO SPARE 

THE MUSCLED WRATH OF M'LADY FAIR!