Upon Spying Remi
by Tex Biceps
"SOME FAIR LADIES DOST THEIR LIMBS
HOPE TO KEEPETH PENCIL-THIN.
FROM DELTOID TO ATTACH-ED HAND,
A SOFT AND PALE SPAGHETTI STRAND.
BUT M'LADY DOTH ACQUIRE
THE STRENGTH SHE NEEDS, THAT SHE DESIRES.
SINCE MORE THAN PENCIL-ARMS REQUIRED,
DOST M'LADY PUMPETH IRON!
THIS WORK DOTH MAKE THE FIBERS GROW,
EXPAND, CONTRACT; THE VEINS EXPLODE...
SHE STRAINETH FROM THE HEAVYLOAD,
BUT, ALAS, HER WORK DOTH SHOW!!
FOR HARD AND PEAK-ED MUSCLES ROUND
APPEAR IN LARGER, RISING MOUNDS,
BICEPS BULGING, TIGHTLY WOUND,
DO RIP THE SLEEVES OF M'LADY'S GOWN.
AND SO THE PENCILED-LADIES DARE
NOT TO REMARKETH OF THE TEAR.
BECAUSE THEIR NECKS THEY WISH TO SPARE
THE MUSCLED WRATH OF M'LADY FAIR!