Jenny McCarthy vs. Pamela Anderson Lee by Tex Biceps

The usually empty Malibu beach house was filled with a buzzing, anxious audience.....Jenny McCarthy entered first. She was wearing a boxing-style gold robe and strolled in with a confident strut. As the cheering grew to its apogee, Jenny untied the strings of her robe and let it slowly, sensually drop at her feet., revealing her red, white and blue bikini.

The roar of the crowd brought a smile to her face as she raised her arms and hit a double-bicep shot. Her broad shoulders and huge, man-made breasts connected the tensed, surprisingly thick arms. She crunched her biceps and they contracted in a well-cut balls of hard muscle. They measured 13".

As the blonde bombshell posed for the crowd, Pam Lee entered from the other side of the room. Gradually the crowd began notice her striding toward Jenny. With fire in her eyes she suddenly ripped off her black satin robe and threw it to the floor. She was wearing a jet black bikini. "Is that all you got?" she demanded.

Not waiting for Jenny to answer, Pam slowly lifted her arms, then brought her biceps to attention. Jenny's eyes grew wide with shock as the crowd exploded with the vision of Ms Lee's bulgling biceps. She'd been pumping iron seriously for the last year in preparation to a new movie role. Her hard work was readily apparent.. Her flexed arms showed hard-definition, great expansion, and biceps the size of rough-cut billard balls.

A bell rang and the ladies moved over to an AW table. As they put their right arms on the table, the lights dimmed, a spotlight shining on the combatants. Pam grabbed Jenny's hand and engaged her. "I'm gonna kick your ass!" The pride of MTV said nothing--she was scared.

A referee centered their arms and counted, "ONE, TWO, THREE!!"

Biceps coiled, the blonde vixens grimaced with resolve, pushing ferociously for an advantage. Pam lifted her head up, smiled cockily at her opponent and began to slowly force Jenny's arm toward the table. Her biceps rippled with power, growing harder and bigger as the Baywatch babe grunted with effort. Gradually Jenny's knuckles inched toward the surface of table., then a bit faster. With one last furious push, Pam slammed Jenny's fist to the table with a sharp CRACK!

The victorious blonde shoved Jenny away from the table, turned to the crowd and hit a double biceps pose.

Jenny slinked out the side door...