Sonic Tex Biceps...
The Tex Biceps Song
Down below the Mason-Dixon Line,
A tall, tall Texan does reside...
A Texan of Diana fame,
Want femuscle? Then click his name!
Tex....TEX BICEPS...
Maroldo Song
Mee--shell...etc.
...it's all muscle...
Darwin Girls.
Sugar and spice
And everything nice...
Simple lines make lovely shapes.
Softly intriguing, alluring, appealing,
Exciting in every way...Every way?
Darwin's Girls...only the strongest will survive.
Darwin's Girls...they're selected to survive!
The strong will survive.
I want to survive with a Darwin Girl...
Libido's wane, with T & A.
#1 let's propogate!...(Yahoo!)
Softness receding, superior beings
Replacing the now passe'...T & A?
Darwin's Girls...only the strongest will survive.
Darwin's Girls...they're selected to survive!
The strong will survive.
I want to survive with a Darwin Girl...
TexTunes 3.0
PEACE OF MIND (2:20)
PEACE OF MIND
Oprah made the cowboys mad
And Frazier’s high on grass.
Swaggert lusted, Downey’s busted,
John Tesh is smokin’ crack.
And Robert Mitchum starts to laugh...
Superman won’t come back,
And Woody’s a different dad.
Michael shakes, Hepburn quaked,
Rock Hudson could really act.
Tragic heros collide in a screen full...my PEACE OF MIND...
the stars give me...PEACE OF MIND...
Brando’s kids are bad
And Rosie’s always fat!
Bush is smashed, Diana’s mashed,
The Pope gets a piece of ass.
Tragic heros collide in a screen full...my PEACE OF MIND...
IF YOU’D BEEN AROUND (3:25)
IF YOU’D BEEN AROUND
Memories lost behind the curtain of a life,
Dusty now, never to be found.
Dreams embraced and intertwined
With your own desires and realized,
If you’d been around...
Scenes wishfully compiled, rehearsed inside my mind,
Performed with style,
If you’d been around...
Destiny failed to arrive, fate has drawn a line,
Cruel denial...
What if you’d been around?...
OUT OF CONTROL (3:00)
OUT OF CONTROL
Stabilize, stasis sanctified, hold on tight.
I feel vibrations, shaking foundations,
Loosening equations balanced up ‘til now…
Plans untied, chaos came disguised as a perfect life.
And now I’m grabbing for past understandings,
Hell, I’m demanding to rewind and do it right!
I’m OUT OF CONTROL…
Traumatized, equilibrium…analyze.
I’ve been pretending that fairy tale endings,
And Pollyannic rend’rings were certain to be mine…
I’m OUT OF CONTROL…
RETENTIVE MESSIAH (3:35)
RETENTIVE MESSIAH
Jesus tapped on my window
While everyone else was asleep.
He could use supernatural powers,
They’re cheap.
Jesus is a bit anal,
Likes everything in its own place.
But praise the wonders of nature,
Light up his face….’til
HE CRIES…remembering old human days…
HE CRIES…sobbing about the mistakes…
HE CRIES….HE CRIES…
Jesus lit up a Camel,
The lines eased on his face,
(He said) You know I’ve been retired,
Nothing to change.
Jesus is a bit anal,
Put everything in the right place.
He aims no short of perfection,
Still he’s ashamed.
HE CRIES…Feeling all of the pain…
HE CRIES…Sobbing about the mistakes…
RESPECT ME IN THE MORNING (2:35)
RESPECT ME IN THE MORNING
(O Romeo, where for art thou, Romeo?)
The mystery has gone now.
Will you respect me in the morning?
Impulse up and died, reality’s arrived.
Will you respect me in the morning?
Covers hiding the fear of rejected emotions, and
Lovers will search for this moment from now on...
The history will start now.
Will you respect me in the morning?
Covers hiding the fear of rejected emotions, and
Lovers will search for this moment from now on...
IT’S TOO LATE (2:35)
IT’S TOO LATE
I’ve run out of time,
Time to make it right.
My love was lost in a blinding rage,
The storm blew in a wind of hate.
And I want to make it all OK,
But the scars won’t ever fade away.
Now it’s too late to say I’m sorry.
It’s too late to make it right.
Regret, it’s here to stay
And these hearts will have to endure the pain.
Now it’s too late to say I’m sorry.
It’s too late to make it right.
Square Dance (2:40)
Square Dance
White socks, black penny loafers and a Nehru bow-tie.
My pants are ready for rainy weather, two inches too high.
We don’t need your derision,
Or your sympathy.
We don’t care, WE’RE SQUARE!
And we think it’s groovy...
We don’t want social status, we’re subordinary guys.
We don’t want to climb that ladder, don’t like to get high.
Equal on all sides,
That’s what we are.
E = mc what?
E = mc SQUARED!
We don’t have any manners, never know what to say,
Always causing accidents, always in the way.
We’re just square,
There’s a lot of us out there.
And if you’re unaware,
It’s great to be a SQUARE!
We don’t need your derision,
Or your sympathy.
We don’t care, WE’RE SQUARE!
And we think it’s groovy...
That’s boss...peachy keen...that’s GROOVY!
It’s great to be SQUARE...
MONSTERS IN THE CLOSET (5:00)
MONSTERS IN THE CLOSET
“Listen, Do you want to know a secret? Do you promise not to tell?”
...As long as nobody can connect anything to me...
...Louie, now is the time to tell us everything you know about this mysterious weirdo..
...I don’t know if you’re ready to see what I want to show you...
...Anybody?, Anybody?(HELP! please help me!), Anybody?
MONSTERS IN THE CLOSET, MONSTERS IN THE CLOSET, MONSTERS IN THE CLOSET, MONSTERS.
...TRUST ME, TRUST ME, TRUST ME, TRUST ME, TRUST ME...
MONSTERS IN THE CLOSET, MONSTERS IN THE CLOSET, MONSTERS IN THE CLOSET, MONSTERS.
...You’re so full of shit...
...UhUh, UhUh, UhUh...
...Does it hurt to be dead?...
...Mankind has always feared what it doesn’t understand...
Tex Biceps Theme (2:40)
Tex Biceps Theme
Down below the Mason-Dixon Line,
A tall, tall Texan does reside...
A Texan of Diana fame,
Want femuscle? Just click his name !
Tex....TEX BICEPS...
Strong Girl (2:20)
Strong Girl
STRONG GIRL, beauty and muscle are fused.
STRONG GIRL, you can guess what those muscles can do.
And all the boys can see the strong girl too...
And dream of what a strong girl can do!
STRONG GIRL, she looks small next to you.
STRONG GIRL, bet you don't get attitude.
And all the girls can see the strong girl too...
And they know what a strong girl can do!
STRONG GIRL, everyone's looking at you.
STRONG GIRL, girlfriend's don't like the view.
And all the girls can see those muscles too...
And they know what a strong girl can do!