"MUSCLE DREAMS"
Starring: Chris Bongiovanni & Kathy Connors
Cost: $49
Actual Video Time: 1:09:40
Ray churns out yet another Bogenesque, this time featuring the fine physiques of Chris and Kathy circa 1995. I am guessing this flick was shot soon after the WSE since both ladies are veterans of the Hackensak strength competition, both are in offseason shape and the vid's scenario revolves around Mike wanting to alter the WSE event. Sherlock Tex...lol
RM60 opens with Mike, fresh from attending the WSE, daydreaming of the changes he'd make in the event. Mike's seldom-mentioned narcolepsy soon takes over and he is transported into his own personal schmoo dreamland. Ms. Bongiovanni appears in tight, black short-shorts along with the ever-present Ray Martin (hope they wash it!) black-shear, longsleeved, see-thru (just the arms) top that exposes her abs. Inspired by Chris' posing, Mr. Bogen decides to conduct a new WSE with him as the sole judge and benevolent dictator.
After Chris reappears in a revealing red posing suit, we discover that Mike has changed the standard WSE format. He measures (bis 15, calves 17, and thighs 25.5 Ray Martonian inches), armwrassles and oils the luscious, thickly muscled blonde's arms. As expected, Chris toys erotically with her armwrasslin' schmoo-foe. But the highlight of this segment is the awesome super close-ups of the blonde bombshell's left biceps as Mike lovingly oils it. At 162 pounds, Chris' bi is big, thick, cut, and peaked...truely slo-motion worthy! http://www.thevalkyrie.com/pics/a/armwrestle/...
The hypnotized schmoo drifts off into another dream and POOF!...Kathy appears in a long leather coat. She flashes Mike, then takes off her coat to reveal a slinky red teddy. As any good schmoo would, Mike begins worshipping Ms. Connors' muscles. The lucky BIG M gropes her glutes and legs for a full 2:40! Ms. Connors convincingly portrays her sensually enthusiastic response to Mike's slobbering worship of her physique and when the sexy brunette says "Let me show you the glute pump I got!", Mike makes his move and grabs the beautiful brunette's ass...and grabs her ass...and grabs her bis...and grabs her ass...and so on... http://www.thevalkyrie.com/pics/c/connors/kat...
After a rather routine armwrasslin' segment with Kathy, it's time for OILIN' and Ms. Conner has put on her best black teddy for the affair. Continuing with the sensual momentum, Mike is allowed to oil Kathy's legs and butt and she approves saying, " You truly are the man of my dreams!" Dream boy then begins oiling the hot brunette's pecs. Mike caresses more of Kathy's breasts than in any other Ray flick I've seen! Plus, the look on his face during this segment alone may be worth the purchase price...:-)
Again, the unconscious excitement derails the BIG M's dream harshly into another scene that opens with Kathy (in a high and low cut black teddy) and Chris (in a black leather halter-bra and thong!) announcing to the drowsy schmoo that "Sometimes dreams do come true...but not always as you would like them..." (Could this be reality?) With this the gals alternate flexing close enough for Mike to feel their tensed muscles. Over and over Chris and Kathy flex for dream boy and he revels in their seductively muscular forms...Suddenly, they command Mr. Bogen to stop touching them, but continue to teasingly pose up-close and personal....
The BIG M's ability to resist his raging tactile urges earns him a "special treat" from the ladies. ARMWRASSLIN'! Chris and Kathy test their strength on the ever-present and now rotting hotel table with the contest ending in the always-frustrating Ray Martin tie, 2-2. Yet, in this battle of beautifully-bulging biceps Chris appears considerably bigger and stronger than Kathy. For an armwrasslin' finale, Mike armwrassles both girls at the same time and, of course, loses miserably before wrappin' thangs up with a feel of the ladies' flexed arms...
Building to a climax, Chris and Kathy perform solo posing routines for the crown-prince of femuscle...then the BIG M worshipfully fondles both FBBs muscles simultaneously for three full minutes, concluding with a prolonged dualin' glute-grab (40 seconds). Unfortunately but not unexpectedly, the femuscle debauchery proves to be too much for Mike and the overwhelmed schmoo faints as the scene fades to black... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
VISUAL: Both Chris and Kathy are in lush, offseason shape...The brunette is smaller than her blonde co-star, but makes up for her petite dimensions with brilliant femuscle-talk...The way Kathy enjoys Mike's worship...her fearlessness in front of the camera...A top-notch performance! Nevertheless, Chris has the superior physique. They don't even bother to measure Kathy. In addition, the blonde has an innocent yet sensual presence I found very alluring...Overall, Ray had superior femuscle to work with in this video...4 of 5.
CINEMATOGRAPHY: One of Ray's signatures is the slo-zoom close-ups of flexed muscle. Yet, the degree to which the big R.M. uses this technique varies from vid to vid. RM60 has an adequate sprinkling of super-close-ups, though I thought he could have used a few more in both oiling scenes. Still, an innovate shot up Kathy's butt and crotch as she straddled Mike's legs...it genitalically framed the BIG M's face...is representative of the generally superior camera-work in this video...4 of 5.
AUDIO: There is NO dubbed music on RM60. That means totally real audio and this time the players pull it off terrifically. Mr. Bogen turns in his usual workman-like performance, though at times his fawning was spectacular...(to Kathy) "You were so strong last night!"...(to Chris) "Would you put on a muscle show?"..."Everything's so big and so round and so hard!"...Kathy's sexy words and confident attitude really pumped up the volume!..."I SURE WAS STRONGER THAN SOME OF THE OTHER GIRLS LAST NIGHT (at the WSE), WASN'T I?"..."I'm strong!"...Though you can clearly hear a party in the adjoining hotel room during one brief stretch, the audio was liberally laced with cocky, sexy femuscle talk...One of Ray's best...4 of 5.
ART: Ray and his team stretched their creative muscles in this one. Stuck with the bland cheap-hotel environs, this video makes the very best of the situation via an excellent concept, steady-pacing, and great performances. They push the sensuality envelope with exciting outfits and breakthrough chest/ glute oiling!...4 of 5.
OVERALL: If you like FBBs showing a schmoo their superbly-developed muscles while confidently talking of their strength, BUY IT! If you prefer posing videos, this won't be your cup of tea...If you are a fan of one of these ladies, you'll enjoy this one as both ladies get a hair less than 30 minutes a-piece on screen...4 OF 5.
