RAY MARTIN #135 "CHANGING OF THE GUARD"
Starring Christi Wolf & Annie Rivieccio
Cost: $49
Actual Video Time: 1:20:30
This 1998 sequel to Ray's 1996 classic "Mega-Muscles Meet the Millionaire" (RM70) offers schmoos a thorough look at the extraordinary physiques of Christi and Annie. Another post-WSE video opportunity, both ladies are in gorgeous offseason shape and more than willing to engage in "Martinization".
This Ray Martin blockbuster opens with Dr. Mike Bogen MS, PhD, CEO and President of Bogen Enterprises bemoaning the fact that Annie Rivieccio is leaving his employ. For those who might not remember, Annie defeated Erica Kern in RM70 for the right to be the spokesFBB for Dr. Mike's empire. Yet, after years of faithful service and a recent victory at the "Ms. Galactic", Annie is off to "travel from planet to planet" bringing the joys of her physique to the rest of the galaxy. Ray "Bradbury" Martin?
Mike explains all this in his opening 3.5 minute soliloquy. His transitional business plan includes Annie "showing (Chris) the ropes" and a "trip down muscle memory lane" with the impressively-developed Ms. Rivieccio. This retrospective journey includes stops along Posing, Measuring, Caressing, Oiling, and Armwrasslin' Streets. Though Annie (black & white sports bra and white denim short-shorts) is offseason, she's plenty cut and mucho hard. Once camera-shy, Annie looks very comfortable showing off her muscles (bis 17, forearm 13.5, calves 17.5, thighs 26 Martonian inches) and engaging in Dr. Mike's snappy schmoo-reparte. http://www.thevalkyrie.com/pics/r/rivieccio_a...
After gauging Ms. Galactic's muscular dimensions, Dr. Mike fondles Annie biceps. The obsessed empiricist begins biceps-babbling..."That is like absolute stone"..."Wow, the incredible power...incredible strength!"..."Look at that...that is just so incredibly BIG!" Unfortunately, the BIG M's worship is interupted by a rather ill-timed and forced phone call from Christi. A cheap transition...
Hoping his new "Campbell Soup-can-workout" will enable him to finally beat Annie in armwrasslin', psychotic Dr. Mike submits easily to the muscular limbs of the mighty Ms. Rivieccio. The lovely and powerful brunette takes pity on the slobbering schmoo and decides to give Dr. Mike a "special surprise". She leaves and reappears in a dark-blue lacy push-up bra and matching thong. First, she oils her massively-sculpted legs before the BIG M does the honors to her arms. Nicely-paced super-close-ups fill your TV screen with the thick-cabled muscles of Annie's forearms and the power-packed peak of her sensually-chiseled biceps. The mandatory oiled-posing ensues, including more super-close-ups, until Dr. Mike bids a bittersweet farewell to his ex-spokesFBB...
Ray's camera finds its way into Christi's room as she applies make-up in front of the mirror. Amidst the awful sounds of the "Ray Martin Orchestra", the massive Ms. Wolf primps for her upcoming meeting with Mike, finishing with a quick flex of the biceps...Ready. Wearing a clingy-black short-sleeve top and black knit short-shorts, the deeply-tanned WSE champion heads off for her meeting with Dr. Bogen. The schmoo-mogul examines the condition of his investment by putting Christi through 7:00 of posing that could have used more super-close-ups...Business before pleasure, right?.... http://www.thevalkyrie.com/pics/w/wolf/chris0...
His financial-physique evaluation complete, Dr. Mike whips out his trusty notepad and documents the parameters of Ms. Wolf's strength. 40 curls with 98lbs. (3rd), 25 chins (2nd), 28 bench presses with 200lbs. (2nd), 60 squats with 235lbs. (1st) and the overall WSE championship are forever etched in the records of Bogen Enterprises. Impressed by the 5' 2", 155lbs amazon's strength, the BIG M evalutates Ms. Wolf's muscular dimensions--bis 17, calves 17, forearms 13.5, thighs 26 Martonian inches!
Overwhelmed with schmoo-lust, Mikey cops a feel of Christi's flexed biceps, then he fires multiple punches at her rockhard arms...with no effect! Ms. Wolf's bis are peaked, full, and vascular--worthy of intense evaluation. Dr. Mike's conclusion? Given Christi's physique and superior strength, he made the correct investment!
Yet Mike is thorough. When it comes to his hard-earned money, he leaves no stone unturned. Eventhough he admits his record armwrasslin' Annie was 0-1004, Dr. Mike evaluates Christi's strength via the traditional Ray Martin arm-bending. As scripted, Christi's destroy's Mikey, "flauting her superior strength at me!"...
After fingerin' Christi's victoriously flexed arms, Mike asks his new spokesFBB to change into something that shows off her "spectacular" pecs. The wild-maned Ms. Wolf comes back wearing a clingy-red teddy that alluringly accentuates her incredible, muscular development. 5:30 of posing with insufficient super-close-ups follows until Dr. Mike insists that Christi let him examine her biceps up-close & personal. Exclaiming "believe it or not, there are lots of guys that think that's (her flexed biceps) very, very sexy", the BIG M oohs and ahhs his way through a touchy-feely series of muscular moments with Ms. Wolf. Ever-cognizant of drama, Mike finishes this obsessing by feeling and punching Christi's "armor-plated" pecs before asking Christi to change into a posing suit so he can give her "a suprise"...
Christi returns in a hot pink and orange bikini and is greeted by the supreme-schmoo holding a bottle of baby oil. Dr. Mike lovingly lubes Ms. Wolf's arms. Super-close-ups reveal the immensely sexy dimensions of Christi's biceps and forearms as Mike rubs to his heart's content...Mmmmmm...The WSE champion then finishes oiling the rest of her fine musculature, before embarking on another 2:30 of posing...
A Martin-schtick-knock on the door heralds Annie's entrance. Though there is no question Dr. Mike would like to "play" with these amazons, he has to "do the things that makes {sic} the money" and leaves the ladies to their own devices. The outgoing spokesFBB watches her successor pose, then feels the hardness of Ms. Wolf's posed biceps. After a demeaning conversation about Mike's armwrasslin' abilities, Annie and Christi engage in a climactic armwrasslin' match. Despite the fact that the Ray Martin fix is always in, the powerful, struggling, femuscle displayed here is quite erotic. The ladies split their first two pulls and begin a third when the screen fades to black...:-(
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VISUAL: Both Annie and Christi are big, strong girls with short, thick arms and massively-muscled legs. Though offseason, both FBBs have nice cuts and hardness. The knowledge that Mike's employees are very, very strong enhances the erotic impact of their physiques. However, Christi is clearly the star of this video...Annie's on screen for 30 minutes, Christi for 47 minutes. The WSE champion is worthy of star status. Her arms are very thick with nice peaks and an alluring hint of vascularity. Her back is one of the widest I've ever seen! All things considered, Annie and Christi may be the most erotically-potent Ray Martin combo of all time...4.5 of 5
CINEMATOGRAPHY: RM135 is an example of Ray at his best. He uses super-close-ups liberally, affording an in-depth examination of some of the biggest, hardest biceps in the world! Though I would like to have seen more SCUs while the ladies were performing their impromptu posing routines, for the most part Ray zoomed-in when I would have zoomed in...Great work...4 of 5
AUDIO: Mike is in rare form for this video. His schmoo-babbling is an accurate representation of what "Everyschmoo" would blurt out when in the presence of such extraordinary femuscle. Even Dr. Bogen's jokes work in this one. Though this vid lacked cocky, confident verbage from the ladies, their reactions to Mike's worship appear genuinely enthusiastic. Christi's description of her Italian/Swedish heritage and how she grew up on a farm liftin' bales of hay and beatin' the boys in armwrasslin' was a highlight!. If you like muscle-talk, you'll hear what ya want to hear...4 of 5
ACTION: RM135 features all of the standard Ray Martin muscle-activities...oiling, caressing, and armwrassling...and they are done very well here. Mike oils the ladies biceps as only he can and he uses his punch-test for hardness liberally...and erotically. Finally, the Christi vs. Annie armwrasslin', though brief, is outstanding! Surprisingly, it looked like Annie was stronger than Christi....All a schmoo could want in a Ray Martin video is in RM135...4 of 5
ART: Ray really doesn't push the creative envelope in this video. Yet, the incredible world class physiques undergoing "Martinization" in a sexy variety of outfits creates a great aesthetic. 3.5 of 5
OVERALL: There's somethin' for every schmoo in this one. Posing, oiling, worship, m/f & f/f armwrasslin', and big, strong, sexy FBBs...this one's got it all! One of Ray's BEST!
4 of 5