MISSION STATEMENT Enjoying the vicarious thrills of Diana's is all well and good, but every once in a while good ol' Tex needs to experience the thrills of femuscular competition in 3-D...With that desire behind the wheel, I drove to my favorite flesh-peddlin' establishment...
PHASE ONE: Sammy
The dimly-lit cacophony that assaults one's senses upon entering FANTASY RANCH never fails to produce a pleasurable, erotic anticipation. As is my custom, I got a beer and "made the rounds", looking for femuscle. My initial search revealed only beautiful-but-marginally-muscled dancers--it was early yet...
Before long I spotted SAMMY... http://www.thevalkyrie.com/pics/t/texbicep/texbi601.jpg A few months earlier, I had the good fortune of meeting this sandy blonde babe with an excitingly-aggressive attitude. Her incredibly-athletic moves on stage first caught my eye. She could pull herself through a flip while holding the "stripper-poles" and hang high up on the vertical bars with one leg...Upon closer examination I realized her erotogymnastic routine was fueled by the sleek, nicely-cut muscles of her intriguing physique...
I spent a considerable amount of time with Sensational Sammy that evening...During our moments together that night, I was able to apply my basic Erotic Dancer Assessment Interview. It revealed she was a twenty-three year old former gymnast who had practiced the martial arts for years...she delighted and thrilled me with stories of stripper-fights--THIS LADY COULD KICK ASS!...
The femuscle portion of the EDAI "uncovered" a hard 5' 3", 115 lbs. body built with very little weight-training...Once she discovered my schmooness, she flexed for me unabashedly! Sammy had the deliciously-developed legs of a dancer...softly-sweeping quads with sensual cuts...solid, diamond-cut calves...Her sweet-stomach was flat (with a navel-piercing) and her breasts small, but refreshingly-natural...The upper body exam revealed broad, ultra-feminine shoulders capped by strong delts and surprising lats for a lady of her size...and Rock 'n' Sock 'Em Sammy's BICEPS? Hard and well-defined...Significantly peaked, her feminine symbols of strength swelled into nicely-chiseled balls when she flexed...softly-hard to the touch...YAHOOOOOOO!!!!!! http://www.thevalkyrie.com/pics/t/texbicep/texbi603.jpg
So when my eyes targeted Sammy, these memories melded with my mission...I tipped her at every stage before she joined me on a plush leather couch wearing a clingy, lavender mini-dress. http://www.thevalkyrie.com/pics/t/texbicep/texbi600.jpg Again we spent more than an hour talking and dancing. Sensational Sammy is a sharp businesswoman--she remembered my schmooness and flexed accordingly...
As often happens with dancin' ladies, the discussion turned to the relative merits of the other dancers performing that evening...which in turn led to Sammy acknowledging most of her peers were intimidated by her...they had seen or heard about the fistic lesson she taught another dancer a few weeks earlier!...Presented with the perfect segue, I asked her if she would be willing to armwrassle another dancer...for an appropriate fee, of course...she quickly AGREED!
PHASE TWO: Finesse
With the initial phase of my mission complete, I bid Sammy adieu and began searching for her opponent...I took a front-row seat at one of the stages and went into Femuscle Scout Mode...A mere few minutes of babe-watchin' later, I caught a quick-glimpse of a raven-haired lovely, wearing a white tube top and matching short-shorts, as she stood talking to a customer some distance away...Though I could not be certain in the dim light of this den of iniquity, she looked to have femuscular potential...
Luckily, it wasn't long before my examinee finished her conversation, made her way over to the table next to me (with a couple of gorgeous-blonde companions), and sat down with a triumvirate of fans...A closer look confirmed she was a dark, ethnic beauty with a taut, toned physique...(Mission Control: "We have a go for an EDAI...Repeat...We have a go for EDAI!")
It was at this very moment I was able to ascertain that this good ol' Texan had been livin' right!...No sooner had she settled in her seat, than the guy sitting next to her pointed at the tawny beauty's right arm. Without hesitation, Sammy's potential opponent raised her arms into a hard double-biceps pose. The sweetly-hewn muscles created a classic stimulus-response reaction--I reached for my wallet and raised a twenty into plain sight...
Money is the universal language...As soon as she spotted my "intentions", she left her potentials for a definite and approached with an enticing smile. She introduced herself as FINESSE (pronounced like Vanessa with an F) and I immediately began an EDAI...The incoming data indicated she was a twenty-five year old of Italian descent from Tulsa, Oklahoma. Finesse and two Okie companions had driven down just to work the FANTASY RANCH crowd that evening...Yep, I'd been livin' right!... http://www.thevalkyrie.com/pics/t/texbicep/texbi565.jpg
To facilitate the upcoming Femuscle EDAI, I exposed my schmooness...and Finesse enthusiastically showed off her 5' 0", 110 lbs. physique for my pleasure...She described her regular high reps/low weight workouts, flexing her luscious legs...Though not as well-developed as Sammie's, the brunette's thighs were hard and alluringly defined...Her "four-pack" abs led to firm, natural breasts and seriously-dimpled delts...and the Italian Stallionette's BICEPS? Finesse's flexed right arm burst with hard-peaked muscle... http://www.thevalkyrie.com/pics/t/texbicep/texbi564.jpg the gorgeous Okie's arms looked to be as big as Sammy's, even though the brunette was smaller than the Black Belt Babe!!!...http://www.thevalkyrie.com/pics/t/texbicep/texbi597.jpg
As with Sammy, my conversation with Finesse quickly turned to the other dancers working that evening...specifically, how the physiques of the dark-eyed beauty's peers paled in comparison to Finesse's...which in turn provided me with a strength-comparison segue into armwrasslin'...I popped the question and she readily agreed after I assured her that Sammie was about her size...in fact, she flexed her biceps and told me, "I'M READY TO WIN!"...As these words passed Finesse's lips, Sammy strolled by, a knowing-grin creasing her lips...YAHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
PHASE THREE: ARMWRASSLIN'!
Before the match could commence, both ladies had "business" to take care of...Sammy was the first to arrive back at my table...She had a determined air about her as I pointed out Finesse, who was performing the last of her round of stage dances...Rock 'Em Sock 'Em complimented her rival's beauty, but then made a muscle and confidently-noted for me that her arms were bigger than the brunette's...As we continued to talk, I couldn't help but notice Sammy keeping visual tabs on Finesse...The tension was mounting... http://www.thevalkyrie.com/pics/t/texbicep/texbi596.jpg
The sultry Oklahoman finished her last dance, put on her tube-top and shorts and followed me back to the table...After courteous greetings and a firm handshake (were they already testing their opponent's strength?), the ladies settled into the booth on opposite sides of the table...They shared the mandatory giggle over my schmooness...Finesse suddenly flexed her right biceps for me, which prompted Sammy to flex her right arm...Rock 'Em Sock 'Em looked thicker, but Finesse's nicely-rounded biceps was exquistely-cut...http://www.thevalkyrie.com/pics/t/texbicep/texbi595.jpg Like I said, I must be livin' right...
The preliminaries over, Sammy and Finesse got down to "bidness"...They set right elbows on the table and locked hands...no question both these ladies had armwrassled before...the luscious muscles of their arms tensed with senuous subtlty, as the gorgeous combatants adjusted their grip...they locked stares...READY!...
"1...2...3!" Biceps jumped to attention...Stalemated for only a moment, Finesse groaned as Sammy began pushing the brunette's arm toward the table...Sensational Sammy cockily looked at the rippling muscles of her arm, then back at her desperate opponent...going over the top, she easily slammed the Okie's arm to the table!...
Superior Sammy raised her arms and yelled, "WINNER!"...before flexing her right biceps victoriously...http://www.thevalkyrie.com/pics/t/texbicep/texbi604.jpg But Finesse insisted on a rematch!...So the ladies set their elbows on the table and locked hands once again...READY!...
"1...2...3!" Finesse met Sammy's force with everything she had...but to no avail...the Italian Stallionette was no match for the muscular strength of Scintillating Sammy...the Black Belt Beauty played a bit with her overmatched foe, then pounded Finesse's fist to the table!...
This time the swarthy babe conceded, "You're REALLY strong!" which led Sammy to flex her arms playfully...The vanquished gathered her things, said a pleasant good bye and headed off to work...The Champ celebrated by hitting a series of arms poses... http://www.thevalkyrie.com/pics/t/texbicep/texbi602.jpg
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!!
