Sophie's 60th by supreme A muscular older woman tries to re-invent herself by wrestling a young male bodybuilder. I. THE MOMENT BEFORE THE MATCH Big Sophie steps out onto the wrestling mat to confront her male opponent, the muscular fitness instructor. The audience at the exclusive health club near Palm Springs, Florida is excited by her feminine sensuality as Sophie slowly disrobes, revealing her heavy-set, buxom, and extremely muscular physique clad only in a tiny white bikini of lycra-spandex. For the moment she still wears her clunky gold jewelry, earrings, and bracelets, as well as her white high-heeled pumps, which bring her 5' 7" frame up to the eye level of the big male, who stands 5'10". Her tanned skin contrasts beautifully with her white bikini and thick, silvery hair. That's right, silvery hair. You see, Sophie is celebrating her 60th birthday, today, by challenging the club's head fitness instructor and bodybuilding champion, 23 year old Hunter Oaks, to a no-holds-barred, submissions only wrestling match!! How did this unlikely match come to be? II. THE BACKGROUND Hunter Oaks knew he had an easy life. A recent college graduate, who had majored in PE and girls, he had been a star on the varsity wrestling team and had won several bodybuilding competitions. Gorgeously handsome, he always had his way with women, from the coeds who flocked around him at school to the older women who hired him to be their "escort" for an evening, or two, or three. His post-college job had been especially lucrative, and undemanding. Teaching fitness, and self-defense to a bunch of retired Jewish ladies at the elite West Palm Athletic Club, near Palm Beach, Florida, had easy hours and reasonable pay. The women weren't bad, either. Although most of his students were in their 50's and 60's, many were in excellent shape, from years of aerobics and weight training. Mostly the wives of wealthy husbands, they had the money and leisure to pamper themselves with expensive skin treatments, face-lifts, and other tricks to keep them, if not exactly young, surprisingly sexy looking. A few were amazingly buffed, and had competed on the bodybuilding circuit. These ladies liked to flaunt their still muscular and toned bodies by wearing really, really, tiny bikinis, and flirting with Hunter, who liked to show off in a revealing bikini himself, in the club's sauna and hot tub, where they often went after a hard workout. Even though these older muscle-ladies were well over twice his age, Hunter enjoyed the physical contact, and the mutual oil massages they had often exchanged in the hot tub, or secluded corner of the sauna or steam room. Indeed, more than a few paid him well to go a "little further" than the ordinary massage, and after two years on the job Hunter had probably oiled down and brought to orgasm, with the aid of his very potent and impressive cock, every woman in the club between the ages of 17 and 70. He had many repeat customers, and a growing number had brought Hunter back to their condos, when their elderly husbands were out golfing or fishing, for his "full-service" special, which invariably left the woman exhausted but happy, and Hunter considerably wealthier. A few months ago, the muscle-matrons had asked Hunter to start a body- building and wrestling class, and Hunter agreed. There was a long waiting list to get into the class, for Hunter was the most popular instructor among all the women at the club, but he limited each session to 10 students, so he could give each lady plenty of "individual attention." In a class session, no one wore very much, Hunter and his female students both sporting only brief bikinis. The whole atmosphere of the class was very sensuous and erotic, and the women were literally hanging all over Hunter, as the big, muscular male showed them various wrestling holds and escape techniques. Several times some of the bigger women, who actually matched or exceeded Hunter's weight of 185 pounds, got into playful wrestling matches with him that often ended with the woman topless, which didn't seem to embarass or shock anyone. One of these bigger women was Sophie, a pretty 59 year old from Brooklyn, who still proudly called herself a JAP(jewish american princess) and had all the famous New York City chutzpah, to say nothing of her strong accent. She too, had resorted to skin treatments, facelifts, and the other strategems of the well-to-do woman of a certain age to keep young. But her main weapon in the fight against wrinkles was exercise. She had gotten into bodybuilding in her 40's, while still living in the City, and had been trained by Laurie Feierstein, one of the pioneers in heavyweight female bodybuilding. Sophie had always wanted to wrestle, but, as a corporate lawyer, never had the time. Unlike most of the other women in the West Palm club, she was a widow. As a result, she spent even more time than the others at the club, pumping iron and taking all kinds of classes. As a result she was more muscular, and stronger, than any other woman, and not just women, at the club. She too, had flirted with Hunter in the sauna, but had been put off by his chauvinism and conceit. Still, she wanted him, sexually, but only on HER terms, and for FREE. So, as the class progressed and she improved her wrestling skills, she decided on a plan to teach Mr. Macho Ladykiller Hunter a lesson he would never forget, and which would bring her the sexual pleasure she craved. It might also help her in other ways, for as her 60th birthday approached, she had felt bored and restless. She needed something unusual, beyond unusual, to perk up her life and help her get a new sense of herself. Her plan just might succeed in doing that. The last day of the class was a wrestling tournament. All the women in the class would compete against each other, in an elimination format until a ladies champion was decided. The winner would get a year's free membership in the club(which was quite expensive) as well as a date with their hunky instructor himself(the date was discreetly understood, but unofficial, since most of the lady wrestlers had husbands). Hunter served as referee, clad only in a tiny, striped bikini, for the viewing pleasure of the female spectators, who crowded into the aerobics room where the tournament was held. Each of the contestants wore her smallest bikini, for they were all extremely vain about their hardbodies, and wanted to impress Hunter, as well. III. THE CHALLENGE Although two women gave Sophie a good fight, she had no trouble wrestling her way to the tournament championship, even though her final opponent, Rose Vogelsong, was the pre-tournament favorite. Very muscular and almost 200 pounds, at 51 she was a lot younger than Sophie. But after an exhausting 50 minute match, and enduring a punishing Boston Crab, expertly applied by Sophie, for almost 10 minutes, Rose finally tapped out her submission. Sophie paraded around the mat to display her impressive biceps and almost naked body to the appreciative audience, meeting Hunter in the center of the ring for the traditional hand raising, and a rather long, sensual kiss. Before he could move away afterwards Sophie entwined her brawny arm around the male instructor's and, turning toward the audience, said in a loud voice, and her best Brooklyn accent, "Hey you guys, I have an announcement to make!" Hunter had a puzzled look on his face as he waited for her to continue, but was quite impressed with the firmness of her grip around his arm, as well as the size of the arm itself; heck, it was easily as big and thickly muscled as his own. "I want to challenge our macho instructor, here, hunky Hunter, to a submissions wrestling match, to see if he is really as good on the mat as I've heard he is in bed !" The crowd went wild at this outrageous challenge! Hunter went red with embarrassment, saying, "Wait a minute; I'm a college trained champion wrestler; you wouldn't have a chance, lady." "Oh, come on, big boy," replied Sophie, "you aren't afraid an old Jewish lady can outwrestle you, ARE you?" The spectators were abuzz at this turn of events, especially since Sophie, naked except for a thin leopard print bikini, her body sweat-slick and covered with oil, was in skin to skin contact with the man she had challenged to a submission style wrestling match, and Hunter was also scantily clad, in a very revealing bikini. The atmosphere was thick with sexual tension, and everyone could feel it, including Sophie and Hunter, who's bikini had a distinctly large, phallic bulge in it now. Seeing the crowd laughing and demanding that he accept her challenge, Hunter reluctantly agreed, but privately said to himself, "I'm gonna kick that old broad's fat ass for this." Sophie stipulated that she wanted to wrestle Hunter in one week, which would be her 60th birthday. "I've always wanted a man for my birthday!" she laughingly told her friends, who were tremendously excited by the unheard-of confrontation. The entire West Palm Athletic Club was in an uproar about the match, and it was decided that it woud take place in the largest aerobics classroom, where temporary bleachers could be wheeled in. Interest in the match was so great the club management realized it could make some money, and, after meeting with Sophie and Hunter, made the match a pay-to-view event, with one half of the gate going to the winner of the match, and the rest going to the club. Hunter was delighted with this, since he figured he would easily dispose of his elderly female challenger and collect the purse, which at 20 dollars a head, promised to be fat. IV. THE TV SHOW Anticipation about this battle of the sexes grew all week. Everyone was talking about it, and betting on the outcome had been heavy, with almost all the male club members putting their money on Hunter and a quick win, but with many of their wives defying them, and daring to bet on Sophie. A TV station had heard about the match, and invited the two opponents to appear together on a Palm Beach talk show the day before the match was scheduled, along with Gabe Green the president of the West Palm Athletic Club. Hunter refused until Gabe, himself, told him he had better show up. Sophie looked forward to the show so much she bought a new outfit to wear for it. She electrified the stage hands in the studio when she showed up in full warpaint, wearing a low cut spandex leopard spot bra, cut low to expose her ample cleavage, as well as a bare midriff and black micro-skirt, which showed off her tan, curvy, pretty, and massively muscled legs. Her sensuous feet were encased in leopard spot pumps, matching her bra. In the studio, Gabe sat between the Hunter and Sophie as they were interviewed by Brittany Shrum, the show's host. Britanny was obviously taken with Hunter, and quickly slipped him her home phone number, but was almost openly rude to Sophie. Hunter predicted that he would force Sophie to quit in less than five minutes. "She's strong for a woman," he conceded, "but clearly no match for a man. I'll be gentle with her, though, heh, heh. But there's just no way some old hag,er, I mean, lady, can step into the ring with a top flight male wrestler and survive. It's stupid." Sophie was asked condescending questions about why, not only as a woman, but as a much older woman, she wanted to challenge a powerful young male to a wrestling match in front of a large crowd of people, no less. Wasn't she afraid of being embarrassed, or injured? She was a little hurt by the last question, but smiled back that she was confident she wouldn't be hurt or humiliated. "As for why, well, I don't know for sure, but I guess I've reached a time in my life where I need to challenge myself, test my limits, and see how far I can go." However, Britanny wouldn't let it go, "But really, now, MS. Morgenstern(in a belittling tone)don't you think you're too old for this, that you're making a fool of yourself?" Sophie, though hurt by the rudeness of the question, smiled again and said quietly, "We'll have to wait and see what happens at the match, won't we?" The last question to both wrestlers was: what are you doing special to train or motivate yourself? Hunter snorted, "Hell, nothing. It's gonna be over in less than 5 minutes; don't need to do anything special." Sophie laughed. "I'm practicing what Hunter taught me, and a few other things, and last night, I went out and got THIS." She had the camera zoom in on her massive right shoulder, which sported a sexy "iron butterfly" tattoo. "I'm hoping it brings me luck," Sophie explained. At the request of Gabe Green, both rivals cautiously shook hands, and Sophie said(thinking of Hunter's romantic activities),"Make sure you get plenty of rest tonight before the match, Hunter. I don't want any excuses when I beat you." Everyone in the studio laughed except for Hunter and Britanny. Driving home to her empty, lonely house, Sophie reflected that the TV bimbo hadn't bothered to ask her if she would win. Sophie knew that even her friends, although supportive of her, really thought she didn't have a chance. "Well, old girl," she mused, "it won't be the first time I've proved them wrong!" V. MOMENTS BEFORE 9 P.M. the next evening was match-time. Over 300 people crowded into the large aerobics hall on the mobile bleachers, which looked down on an official wrestling ring, complete with ropes, that would be the sight of Sophie's challenge. At nine exactly Hunter strode down theaisle and leapt up into the ring. Wearing a tiny, striped bikini which showed off his thick, muscularlegs and prominent glutinous maximous, he attracted wolf-whistles fromthe many women in the audience. He paraded around the ring, hitting bicep shots and waving at his mostly female fans. Next came the birthday-girl herself, and everyone in the audience, including, Hunter was electrified by her appearance, for Sophie had decided to "let it all hang out." Making her way with regal slowness down the aisle, she was clad in a sexy white mink coat which ended right at her curvacious hips, that showed off her gorgeous, massive, silky- smooth thighs and legs, shapely, tanned, and gleaming with wrestling oil. Her other outside costume consisted of her 3 inch heels, and glittering jewelry. To top it off she had had her hair done in Palm Beach's most expensive beauty salon, and was displaying her new "do", a frosted silver perm that contrasted sensually with her oiled, gleaming bronze skin. Stepping daintily, in lady-like fashion up into the ring, she paraded around once as her fans chanted her name(Sophie had gained the admiration of many women, including quite a few who were also devoted to Hunter). At length, she slipped off her mink robe, to reveal a physique of incredible musculature and femininity, and half the audience gasped in awe. No one had realized before just how buffed the matronly but pretty strong-woman really was. Now they saw she was every bit as thickly muscled, albeit with beautiful curves, as her male opponent. VI. THE MATCH Unnoticed until now, the referee steps into the ring, and everyone is in for another shock. It's none other than Rose Vogelsong!! She is clad only in a skimpy red bikini, herself(which contrasts nicely with her olive skin), and sports impressive muscles. Rose brings the two wrestlers together in the middle of the ring and explains, "Gabe thought I would be the best choice, since I was second in the tournament and don't take shit off anybody(here she glares at Hunter, who had made fun of her during the wrestling class). At 5'9", 200 lbs., she is an extremely powerful woman, even bigger, if not quite as muscular, as Sophie and Hunter. Rose announces the match, "First, at 185 pounds, 5'10", and 23 years old: our head wrestling instructor and bodybuilding champion, Hunter Oaks!!" The audience cheers, but most of their attention is still on Sophie, who now slowly, sensually, takes off, her jewelry and pumps, piece by piece, handing them to Rose, who then says, "And now, the challenger, from Brooklyn, USA, at 190 pounds, 5'7", and celebrating her 60th birthday, Sophie "Tough-Lady" Morgenstern !!" The crowd goes wild, standing to give Sophie an ovation as she goes into an erotic posing routine. Her teeny thin white lycra bikini barely covers her pubic mound and her surprisingly firm butt. Sophie's skimpy bra doesn't even fully cover her aureoles, much less her breasts. Her slight matronly paunch actually adds to her sensual appeal as she flaunts her body for the adoring crowd. Even Hunter loses focus for a few moments. Standing across from her in the ring, hands on hips, he feels his thick phallus grow erect and stretch hard against the thin restraining fabric of his lycra bikini. He had to admit that, old broad or not, Sophie had a hell of sexy body. With effort, he puts Sophie's imposingly seductive physical aura out of his mind. "C'mon you bitches, let's get this thing started, I got two dates tonight and don't need to waste anymore time before I beat you up Sophie!," Hunter snarls. Sophie smiles but says, "Oh, no you don't big boy. Remember the date I won with you? Tonight you belong to me, in the ring, and ...umm, out of it, cutie-pie! After we wrestle and you submit, we are going to try some more strenuous activity!" She gives Rose a knowing smile and both of the muscular older women laugh. "OK, you two," says, Rose, "It's no-holds-barred, submission only; wrestle at the bell!!" Ding! The two gladiators come out from their corners and circle each other. Hunter, furious that this thing had become such a circus, could kick himself for ever agreeing to teach a wrestling class. "Gave those old broads some stupid ideas," he thought. But now he was going to end the charade in a couple of minutes. Sophie, though nervous, is confident she can outmuscle Hunter - she has been pumping heavy iron for several years - and invites him to lock up with her in a test of strength, waving her fingers in front of the muscleman. Hunter pretends to accept, but then ducks under Sophie's arms, and grabs her in a ferocious bearhug! He lifts her up to where her feet are dangling above the canvas and locks in his hold with a vengeance. "OK, shows over bitch; submit or I'll squeeze you asleep!," he threatens. For almost a minute Sophie is too stunned to respond. Some of the men in the audience who have bet on Hunter smile at each other and wave their hands dismissively at the ring, laughing, "She's gone!" But Sophie gradually regains her senses and pulls up her big thighs around Hunter's waist, locks her ankles behind his back and squeezes with all her might! Hunter gasps in surpise and pain; he can feel the silk-smoothness of Sophie's thighs as they swell with power against his vulnerable midsection. The stronglady's thick legs are forcing the breath out of his body, but he hangs on grimly. Sophie gets her hands under the male wrestler's chin and pushes up, and soon Hunter can only see the roof. He starts staggering around the ring with Sophie, trying desperately to keep his balance as she tortures him with her powerful scissors. Finally, he can stand no more and crashes backward onto the mat with Sophie on top. The big woman keeps her legs locked around his waist and grabs his arms, forcing them flat on the canvas. Hunter can barely breathe now. The audience, which had watched the first part of the match in near silence, now comes alive! They had not really believed that Sophie could last more than a couple of minutes with the brawny male, but she was proving she could take whatever he could give. Hunter bridges up on his legs and tries to move toward the ropes, where Sophie will have to break her hold(even in a "no-holds- barred" match, there are restrictions). Sophie sees she doesn't have the leverage to force him to submit so she releases her scissors and grapevines his legs, stopping his attempt to gain the ropes. For a minute the wrestlers writhe together in this erotic position; indeed it looks more like they are making love than fighting each other. Sophie finally releases her man and goes for a headscissors, but Hunter is too quick. Kicking out he smashes her knee and she goes down hard. Hunter quickly takes advantage and wraps Sophie up in a brutal figure-four leg lock. Sophie is in big trouble! She cries out as Hunter cinches in the savage hold. "OK, baby, no escape this time. Submit or I'll break your leg!!" Sophie's pretty face is contorted in pain, and Rose gets on her knees to ask her if she wants to submit. "NO WAY! I'VE NOT YET BEGUN TO WRESTLE!," she answers, echoing John Paul Jones. The crowd hears this, and many cheer the brave older woman for her guts. Hunter tightens up even more, "C'mon bitch! I'll snap this like a toothpick!" But slowly, painfully, Sophie uses her arms to drag herself towards the ring ropes, inch by inch. Hunter tries everything to stop her, but she gradually pulls to within an inch or so of the ropes as the crowd again comes alive. Just as Sophie grabs for the ropes, Hunter breaks his hold, grabs her by the leg and drags her back to the center of the ring, and tries to re- apply the figure four, but Sophie unloads a desperate punch into his solar plexus that brings him down gasping. For a split second both wrestlers are lying on top of each other but then Hunter rips off Sophie's bra and winds it around her neck in a brutal choke hold. The crowd boos this illegal(even in no-holds-barred) and dangerous move . Sophie's face goes red, then purple and her eyes start rolling. Rose screams for Hunter to break the hold but the big male is crazed with rage and out of control. Suddenly Hunter feels two powerful arms snake around his neck. Rose has HIM in a choke hold. She pours on the pressure until Hunter finally releases Sophie, and then drags him back across the ring, punching him once in the face and ordering him to stay put. Sophie is slumped on the canvas, trying to regain her senses, holding her damaged throat. Rose gets up close, gently puts her hands around Sophie's wrists, and says softly, "Hon, listen, I'm going to stop the match, disqualify that bastard and declare you the winner. He could have killed you." But Sophie looks up and says, "No, Rosie, please...don't. This is my birthday....I wanted... to prove to everybody....to... myself....that I'm not just some fat old broad with an attitude. I want...to win this thing the hard way....by making him submit...I know I can do it Rosie...OK?" Sophie is almost in tears, her eyes wet and glossy, but there is a determined look on her lovely, mature face, that impresses Rose. Rose smiles, "OK, hon, it's your call." Then, whispering in Sophie's ear, "Go get him, Tough Lady!" Sophie decides to leave her top off, throwing it to an embarrassed Gabe Green, who is sitting next to his wife. Luckily, for him, she is a big fan of Sophie's! Rose restarts the match and Sophie gets to her feet as Hunter rushes acrossthe ring, determined to finish off his weakened opponent. But Sophie meets him with a spinning-heel kick to the jaw that knocks him down and gets a roar from the audience. Hunter is dazed but gets up quickly, and charges like a bull. This time Sophie jumps up and delivers a devastating kick to Hunter's forhead which lays him out flat, only semi-conscious. In a flash, Sophie is on him and now wraps HIM up in a figure-four, forcing him to scream in pain. "Hey Huntie baby, I didn't just take your class; I took kickboxing too," Sophie laughs. Hunter tries desperately to break the hold, but the big female bruiser is too strong. Now it's Hunter's turn to thrash helplessly on the mat, as the mature strong-lady pours on the power! Sophie's beautiful bronzed legs bulge and shine in the ring lights as they coil and ripple around Hunter's like two giant pythons. She really has the arrogant male wrestler tied up and cinched in, almost swallowed in her massive thighs. Rose kneels down and asks Hunter if he wants to submit; he screams out an expletive, but there is fear in his eyes. Sophie's eyes have the look of a killer, now; she knows what she has to do to and how to do it. "Don't bother asking him to submit, Rose," she warns, "I've got other plans for him." The crowd is almost in a frenzy, sensing the incredible turnabout which is occurring. In a last desperate attempt to escape the strongwoman's hold, Hunter tries to drag his and Sophie's body's towards the ring rope, even as he screams from the tremendous punishment she is inflicting. But Sophie is too heavy for him."Oh by the way, Huntie, I fibbed a little about my weight; I'm really 198, but a girl doesn't like to tell," she laughs. After almost 15 minutes of torturing the helpless man, Sophie breaks the hold, and saying, "Rest up a sec, Huntie," parades around the ring, flexing and pumping, proudly displaying her superb bared breasts, her glistening body pumped by exertion, shameless in celebration of her new-found confidence and power over still whimpering muscleman lying helpless on the mat. The last 15 minutes have been the most important of her life and she's a totally different woman now, a wrestling machine, a predatory jungle cat. She stalks Hunter, circling him, slowly getting closer to where he lies moaning on the mat. Twisting Hunter's left arm, until he screams, she comes down and executes four perfect elbow smashes, crippling it, then repeats the process on his right arm. Grabbing him by the hair, she jerks him to his feet. Hunter's legs are gone, totally ruined by the big musclewoman's figure-four, and she holds him up by the hair, turning him around and "displaying" him to the cheering crowd. Hunter's only defense is to pull on Sophie's big forearms with his hands, but he is far too weak now to do much more than hold on. "So, Hunter, still think old Jewish ladies can't wrestle?" she taunts. Then she slips behind him in a full nelson, leans back to bring his feet off the floor, and again parades him around the ring. Several of Hunter's female "fans" in the audience are openly jeering him now, taunting, "Wow, Huntie, you don't look so good; better pick on a younger woman next time!!" The audience laughs, but Sophie tightens her grip further, as Hunter cries, "Help, Help! She's killing me!" Sophie whispers into his ear, "Feel my power, Hunter, feel what you have awakened! Not bad for an old broad, huh?" Releasing her full-nelson, Sophie spins Hunter around and seizes the big male in her own bearhug, lifting him up off the mat. " Her massive, bronzed arms gleam and bulge with power as Hunter screams in agony. His legs hang useless; and his battered arms can only slap pathetically against the smooth, oiled, rock-hard shoulders and arms of the lady wrestler. Soon they dangle limply by his side, too drained by Sophie's brutal bearhug to even twitch. His head is rolling, his eyes glazed, his face a mask of pain and fear. Sophie whispers menacingly into his ear, "Hunter, remember the hold you had me in at the beginning of the match, the one you said you would make me submit with? Well, now I've got you in the same hold, and I think my bearhug is better than your bearhug, so why don't you go ahead, admit it, dear, and submit?" The spectators are on their feet now, screaming their lungs out and chanting, "Sophie, Sophie, Sophie." The big lady wrestler begins to feel a glow of sexual power between her heavy legs that surges up into her massive bulging arms and she squeezes the once cocky male wrestler even harder until he finally sobs and screams, "OH PLEASE, GOD, NO MORE, NO MORE! I SUBMIT, PLEASE, I SUBMIT!!! MAKE HER STOP! PLEASE MAKE HER STOP!" Slowly, gently, Sophie loosens her grip and lets the beaten male wrestler slip down her incredibly muscular, sweat-slick body, till he is on his knees, looking up into her face in terror, tears streaming down his cheeks, as she holds him firmly by his hair. "Please, no more Sophie, you're champ; I submit," Hunter moans pleadingly. Sophie kindly lets him slide down to her feet and gently spreadeagles him on his back as he finally passes out in fear and exhaustion. Placing one foot on his heaving chest, she notices she forgot to take off her ankle bracelet and laughs, and folds her hands across the back of her neck, to display her arms for the news photographers who have leapt into the ring. The photographers crowd around the pretty, matronly amazon, who's bulging muscles shine with sweat and oil as she flexes and poses in a light- storm of camera flashes, totally naked except for the tiny white lycra triangle, soaked with sweat, that covers her most intimate area. Several reporters vie for Sophie's comments about the incredible wrestling match she has just won. VII. THE BIRTHDAY PRESENT Rose comes over and, raising Sophie's hand, announces, "The winner of the match, in 46 minutes, by submission, 3000 dollars, and the new heavyweight wrestling champion of the West Palm Athletic Club, Ms. Sophie Morgenstern !!" She leans over to Sophie and adds, "Way to go, girl!" giving the new champion a hug, "When are you going to give me a shot at your title?" Sophie laughs and says, "Soon, Rosie!" Then, as the excitement begins to die down, Sophie towels off and puts her mink back on. Ever since her bearhug, she has been on fire sexually, and is consumed with muscle lust for her well-hung opponent. Going over to Hunter, who is still out cold, she announces, "Sweetie, you've been VERY bad. You don't know it yet, but you have a new job: Sophie's Boy Toy. It's time to take you home, and give you some personal attention; besides, you owe me a date." With that, the brawny lady wrestling champ puts her defeated male rival across her right shoulder, face down, and, patting his muscled rump affectionately, carries him out to her car, singing, along with the crowd, "Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me....." THE END