THE EIGHTEENTH HOLE 
By Soxs


   Sue and Mellanie had played a close game for the entire round. Each 
woman was two strokes under par and they were at the eighteenth,ready to 
tee off for the final hole. The ladies were thirty-something,attractive 
lasses,and highly competitive in their game. They both shot their drives 
just short of the green and as they strolled up to it,Melanie insisted 
that Sue go first in her shot. A short chip shot would put her ball near 
or in the hole. Sue agreed and prepared to shoot. As she brought her 
club down in it's graceful swing, Melanie coughed,loudly,as if on 
purpose to distract Sue. It worked,as Sue over shot the hole,her ball 
rolled ten feet to the opposite side of the flag. Sue glared at Melanie 
who sheepishly appologized and prepared her shot. As her dainty arms 
brought her club to the ball, Sue smacked her club against her metal bag 
emblem, causing Melanie to miss her shot. Melanie now glared at Sue who 
smiled and moved to shoot her putt. The putter tapped the ball as 
Melanie faked a loud sneeze,but it dropped into the hole just the same. 
Now Melanie prepared to make her putt. If she sank it, the two would be 
even in scored shots. If she missed, she lost. As she gently brought her 
putter to the ball, Sue mentioned the fact that Melanie's husband had 
been having an affair. Something that was totally false but startled the 
woman enough to miss the shot. Melanie spun around to Sue and demanded 
to know with who? Just kidding ,smirked Sue,who prepared to leave the 
course.  Melanie became enraged and menacingly approached her golfing 
foe, putter in hand. Both women were attired in sleevless white 
tops,shorts,golf shoes,and white kneesocks. Sue backed away from her as 
Melanie raised her putter in a most unsportsman like conduct and stalked 
the frightened woman. I'll show you hissed Melanie. Sue began to run 
towards the club house with Melanie in hot pursuit. Unable to catch her, 
the infuriated lass threw the putter at her fleeing foe.  It grazed 
Sue's shoulder and fell to the ground. Sue stopped in her tracks and 
spun around to take on her pursuer!  Now that it's fair, I'll fight 
you!...Meaning of course that her opponent had lost the golf club and 
that both were now unarmed.  They raced to each other and collided with 
a painful thud! Like two football players,they crashed together and 
locked up into a tight entanglement of enfuriated women. The two held 
each other around the upper torosos and tried to tackle themselves to 
the ground. Hands reached for hair and clamped painfully in the blonde 
locks. They struggled about the fairway and tugged at each other with 
vicious intent. Melanie brought her leg back and bashed Sue in the shin 
with her hard golf shoe.  The stricken woman cried out and launched a 
barrage of hard right fists to Melanie's face. Melanie shreiked as the 
hard knuckles landed against her soft cheeks. The woman held onto their 
hair with one hand while they pummeled each other with their fists. On 
and on they went in this fashion until the kicking resumed. Both women 
alternated punches for kicks across the fairway and into the ruff. They 
battled to the edge of the pond and stumbled into the shallow end. Sue 
launched a hard uppercut that knocked Melanie backwards and into the 
water,landing flat on her back. Sue leaped onto her opponent and now the 
two fighting women wrestled tightly together in the pond.  They rolled 
over and over,each trying to stay on top and above the water. Their legs 
became entwined and strained against each other in a battle of 
kneesocks. Luckily for both,as the leg battle raged,each women had lost 
her spiked golf shoes to the murkey water below. They fought with fists 
and feet,driving their fists into faces,and their heels into shins. 
Sounds of hissing females filled the tranquil air of the golf course as 
they fought in a vicious entanglement. Each woman's top had become 
ripped half off in the fight but neither bothered to notice. They 
battled like two pitbulls now, close together in each other's 
grasps,neither willing to give up or let go. A hard knee to Sue's 
stomach brought them a fleeting rest period,as the women broke apart and 
stumbled to shore. Their socks were slumped down to their ankles in a 
bulky mass of wet cotton. Both bled from noses and mouths,each had 
swollen eyes, and both fists were bruised and bloody. They squared off 
in the grass and began to slug away at their wet bodies. Thwacks echoed 
through the air as they fought with their fists. Toe to toe the women 
battered away with no effort to cover up from the attacks. Each stumbled 
together and clinched tightly in a soaked knot of aching females.  They 
sobbed loudly as each just held on and waited for the other to give up. 
Embraced like this,a stray body punch was delivered a few times between 
them. Melanie reached back with her right arm and sent a rushing punch 
into Sue's gut. The exhausted lass sunk slowly to her knees,prone at 
Melanie's feet. Melanie,still grasping her opponent by her head, 
launched a final knee that smashed into Sue's chin,felling the beaten 
woman. As Melanie turned to leave she was startled by applause. 
Apparently, a crowd of male golfers had gathered and had watched most of 
their fight. She just smiled through her swollen lips and left. The end