The Date Dilema By Soxs Mandy pulled on her skin tight Guess jeans and reached for her Polo pullover shirt. She brushed her golden hair and pondered what to wear on her feet for this task ahead. She knew what she was about to do and wanted to be comfortable but mobile as well. Alot of movement ahead for the Yuppie college co-ed this fine afternoon. Mandy and another co- ed,Barbara,had set their sights on the same guy. They had been cheerleaders together in high school and Mandy was elected captian,something that Barbara swore was due to her sleeping with the judges. That didn't sit too well with Mandy,who made life miserable for Barbara that year. Mandy looked through her closet and grabbed her tan hiking boots. She picked out a thick pair of brown,wool socks to go with the boots and laced them on. The socks were pulled straight up on the outsides of her jeans. She bounced in front of her mirror like a boxer,fists in front of her face,siking herself up for the meeting she had planned. Barbara grabbed her denim shirt,her Levis 501's and a pair of green boot socks that she pulled over her tight 501's. Sneakers or boots,she thought. Her cowboy boots were her favorites so they got the call. Her socks were not visible under her calf high boots. Barbara was from a working class family and had brown hair. She wasn't the Yuppie type,more of the down to earth,hanging with the crowd at the bowling alley type. Both ladies were close in size,Mandy was 5'7 and 130,Barbara was 5'6,128 pounds and both were quite pretty. After arguing over who would take Bob out on a date,to the fall dance, the co-eds decided that the issue should be settled in the field that led to the football stadium. They both planned to attend the game...victorious...to ask Bob on that date. Mandy arrived first and strolled across the fresh cut grass to meet that hussy in a section that was hidden from the game crowd. She took up a position behind a large grouping of trees and awaited her foe. Barbara arrived in short order and marked out a straight line in the grass with her cowboot. She invited Mandy to cross the line and then they would fight. Mandy took a deep breath and stepped into battle. They squared off like boxers,fists at the ready and circled slowly. Mandy fired off a short right jab that hit her foe in the face. Barbara returned the punch with a left jab of her own to Mandy's cheek. Each gal chirped as the fists landed. They kept circling,jabbing into each others' faces. Now they moved forward and swung out with hard roundhouses at each other. The punches flew with awkward style as the co-eds were not familiar with this kind of activity. Barbara got in a lucky uppercut to Mandy's stomach and sent the Yuppie staggering back. She pursued her foe and struck out with a combination of lefts and rights that awkwardly flew into her foe's body and into the air. Barbara responded in kind and the fighting co-eds battled it out like hockey players. Wild punches careened through the afternoon sun as the women fought behind the pine trees that hid them from sight. After pummeling themselves the tiring women clinched and settled in on some serious close body punching. Wrapping one arm around the other,the co-eds pounded away at each others' bodies with their other hands. They cried out and gasped as the blows struck with hardened force. They shuffeled about the grass,grunting and sobbing as they held on and punched at each other with slowing speed. Mandy reached for Barbara's hair but she saw it coming and blocked the move by grabbing her foe's arm. Now they stood,Mandy holding Barbara's arm while they continued to punch each other with their free hands. Barbara used her other hand to grab onto Mandy's hair when she looked down for an instant,latching onto the golden locks and yanking with a ferousious yank that caused the Yuppie to shreik out! Mandy countered by latching onto her foe's hair with both hands. Barbara latched her now free other hand to Mandy's hair and they fought a wild hairpulling battle in the shade of the trees. As they fought in a staggering ballet of pain,the co-eds tripped over themselves,sending them to the ground,still locked onto each others' locks in a frenzy of punishment. The gals wrestled and pulled hair,rolling slowly on the ground. Mandy interlocked her legs with Barbara's and squeezed them as Barbara returned the move as well. After some serious leg fighting and rolling around,hairpulling,sobbing and sighing,the two slowed to a stop. They layed locked together and began the demands to give up. Neither was willing and so the fight continued. They pulled again at hair and squeezed their legs in a painful knot. Rolling very slowly now, the two co-eds cried into each others' shoulders and swore at each other for not giving up. Mandy moved her head slightly and bit into Barbara's upper arm! Barbara screamed a horrid wail and bit into Mandy's upper arm! Now they layed in the grass,biting into each other like hungry cannabils! The tortured co-eds fought on in this drastic lock, snarling as they fought. Teeth bit into soft fabric,as hands continued to pull hair and legs stayed wrapped in violent combat! Forty minutes had passed and still they continued to fight! Mandy moved her hands to Barbara's breasts and began to maul them with a vicious twisting motion that released the teeth that were embedded in her upper arm! Barbara grabbed onto her opponent's breasts and the two fighting co-eds mauled each other's mammeries with horrid results! Their shirts had become torn and shredded during the struggle,exposing the double layers of bras that each had worn for the fight. With one last burst of energy, Barbara lurched her head into Mandy's...a full force headbutt!!! Mandy shuddered for a second and drifted off into semiconscienceness. Barbara achingly untangled herself from the prone opponent of her's and looked over her damaged body. Both co-eds were a mess! Bloody and bruised,welts and blackeyes on each. Just then, Bob showed up. Barbara looked up at him through her swollen eyes and invited him to the fall dance. Bob looked at the two beaten women on the ground and replied, I don't think so,you're a mess!!!I wouldn't go with her either!!!,referring to Mandy. He then left the two injured co- eds,who helped each other up and returned to their dorms where they helped each other with first aid to their wounds. They became good friends after that day. The end. The moral of this story is simple...no man or woman is worth fighting over. The only place that this should happen is here...in The Story Corner. Author's note...This in no way reflects the ideas or beliefs of the guy who suggested this story...he just had the fantasy...like we all do...that's why we're here.