Princess Arabella Chooses A Mate, Part One by Sonofjack; sonofjackwell@gmail.com The title pretty much says it all xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Here's a story that I wrote some time ago, but never posted. Let me know what you think.... Send your comments to sonofjackwell@gmail.com xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx It was a day of celebration in the small queendom of Nike. The Princess Arabella had recently come of age and it was announced by her mother, Queen Belladonna, that it was time for Arabella to choose a husband. Queen Belladonna was the supreme ruler of Nike. She ruled with Malcolm the Gentle, her husband and chief adviser, by her side. It was Malcolm who advised his queen and lover that their daughter should be allowed to pick from all the eligible men in their queendom. And so it was that all of the bachelors in the realm who were within the proper age limits were called together to vie for Princess Arabella's hand. Of course, even in a queendom as small as Nike, Princess Arabella could not be expected to meet and choose from EVERY eligible young man. So a select committee made up of Princess Arabella's aunts, closest friends and former instructors was created to narrow the field down to four possible candidates. Arabella's father Malcolm the Gentle was the only man allowed on this committee. If the princess rejected all four of the candidates chosen by the committee, then they would reconvene and start the entire process over again in six months. Every single young man of age in the queendom was anxious to be chosen as Princess Arabella's consort because to be chosen for such an honor meant a life of wealth and luxury. Besides, though the number of men in the queendom who had actually set eyes on the young princess were few, she was said to be half again more beautiful that her mother Queen Belladonna. Though the queen was a woman in her early fortes, she looked as beautiful as she did when she was a maiden of seventeen. After much debate among the members of the select committee, four possible suitors were selected for Princess Arabella to look over. The largest arena in all the queendom was selected as the place where the four possible suitors would present their case to the princess. The arena was filled to capacity because so many in the queendom wanted to see if Princess Arabella was really as beautiful as they'd heard. The princess did not disappoint. She was 5'6" of sheer feminine perfection. She possessed the most beautiful face that anyone in the queendom had ever seen and a shapely form that would make dead men sit up in their graves and take notice. She had long, beautiful hair of golden ringlets and blue eyes that sparkled like the sun shining on a crystal clear lake. The only thing on earth that looked softer and smoother that the lovely gown she wore was her own flawless skin. Young men fainted and grown women wept at the very sight of her loveliness. She took her place on a high platform at the front of the arena with her mother the queen and her father on each side of her. One at a time her four potential suitors were brought before her. Each suitor was told to bring a gift worthy of a princess. The order of the suitor candidates was chosen by lottery. The first candidate was Doyle the Barbarian, a dark-haired, dark eyed sullen brute of a man who stood close to seven feet tall. Doyle was packed with muscles from his neck down to his feet. He was known as a man of gigantic melancholies as well as enormous mirth. Even though he was only twenty-four winters old, Doyle had seen much adventure and slain many monsters in his time. He'd sold his sword and his strong right arm for hire on more than one occasion, and more than one empire was toppled as a result. He happened to be passing through the queendom of Nike when he heard that a beautiful princess was looking for a husband and he thought, "What the hell?" Doyle was the favorite of some of Princess Arabella's younger friends on the select committee who still hadn't gotten over their bad boy phase. When his name was announced, Doyle the Barbarian proudly walked up and stood before Princess Arabella and her parents. He was dressed in a loincloth made from the skin of a bear and matching bearskin boots and little else. He was bare-chested with ornate metal wrist guards and a thick belt from which hung a scabbard which contained an enormous sword. Also hanging from the belt were several smaller blades, a goatskin flask and various other small pouches which presumably held all of Doyle's worldly goods. Queen Belladonna looked down at the barbarian and asked, "What gift do you have to present to my daughter the princess?" Doyle looked up, threw back his thick, shoulder length black hair, and flexed his massive arms. The crowd gasped as his massive muscles exploded. "My gift to the princess is my awesome body," he said, "And as impressive as the parts of my body that you can see are, it is the part of my body that you cannot see right now that is most impressive. And I assure you that IT is MOST impressive if you know what I mean. And I know that you know what I mean." Queen Belladonna was outraged at the arrogant young ruffian and was ready to call on her elite guard to forcefully eject him. However, Princess Arabella who could see the disapproval on her mother's face said in a voice that was more beautiful that the melody of a thousand songbirds, "Please, let's hear him out, Mother." Doyle took the princess's words to mean that she looked favorably upon his male splendor and said, "You hear that, Queensy, your daughter is digging my vibe. Why don't we just send those other three guys home and the princess and I can retire to her bed chambers and seal this deal?" Malcolm the Gentle spoke and said, "Pardon me, Mr. Doyle the Barbarian, but I'll have to ask you to not speak so crudely about my daughter and to please address my wife with a more respectful tone." Doyle responded, "Shut up, wimp! Don't make me jump up there and pop your head like a zit!" Queen Belladonna started to stand up, but Princess Arabella was on her feet first. She said, "No, Mother, let me handle this," as she jumped down from the platform the massive barbarian was standing before. "You need to be taught some manners," she said. Doyle looked down at the lovely form of the young princess - her ample breasts, her trim waist, her flaring hips and round buttocks - and licked his lips. "They didn't lie when then said you were a comely wench, Princess. I think that you would look very good naked next to me in my bed in the morning. You clearly like me too. Let's do this thing." Princess Arabella issued a laugh that was more enchanting than a host of angels singing and said, "I would not go anywhere near your bed if you were the last barbarian on Earth. You're arrogant, you're stupid, you're uneducated and you're loutish. You're also ill-mannered and malodorous which was something I could detect from way up on my platform." "I dig you too, baby," Doyle responded with a vacant smile. "Besides, you're not nearly as handsome as you seem to think," the princess observed. Doyle's countenance grew dark and menacing. "Not handsome? No wench talks to Doyle in such a manner, even if she is a princess." "Perhaps you'd like to do something about it," suggested Arabella. Doyle started to raise his hand as if he was going to hit the princess, but he hesitated when he saw that she didn't flinch. Instead she was smiling. "I've known women like you before," said Doyle. "You're one of those wenches who's into being hit, aren't you?" "No," replied the princess, "I just don't think that you are man enough to hurt me." That hardly seemed likely however, since Doyle was well over a foot and a half taller than the princess and outweighed her almost two-to-one. The barbarian brute looked around. "Or perhaps you know that if I strike you that your mother will order her elite guard to attack. I promise that I will take at least ten or more of them to quell me, but eventually, with their superior numbers, they might slay me." Princess Arabella looked up at Queen Belladonna and said, "Mother, I want your word as queen that you will not intervene in any way if Doyle chooses to strike me." The queen looked down at her daughter with a knowing smile and said, "You have my word, Daughter." Arabella looked back at the rough brute and said, "Go ahead and hit me, tough guy... if you're man enough." That was it. Doyle's short fuse was all burned up. He hit Arabella hard across the face with the back of his hand. Instead of falling to the ground as he expected, Princess Arabella's head barely moved and the smile never left her face. "I thought you were going to hit me," she said, "That felt like less than a love tap." So Doyle backhanded the princess again across the face. "My grandmother hits harder than that," laughed Arabella, and since her grandmother was part of the royal line of the queendom of Nike, she wasn't lying. This time the barbarian hit the princess's lovely face with his fist. When she still didn't seem to feel it, he hit her again. "Pathetic," was Arabella's one word comment. Doyle flew into a berserker rage and drew his huge and heavy sword from its scabbard. He lifted it up over his head and tried to bring it down on Princess Arabella's head. She brought her lovely, delicate hands together and caught Doyle's sword between them over her head. Her powerful grip halted the momentum of the blade mere inches for her head. The beautiful princess then twisted her hands to one side wrenching the sword from Doyle's powerful grip and tossed it aside. She grabbed the soldier of fortune by his belt and lifted him into the air with one hand and tossed him ten feet straight up into the air. As he was falling back to earth, the princess balled up her tiny fist, pulled back her lovely arm and punched Doyle as he passed her on his way to the ground. The punch sent the huge galoot flying twenty-five feet before landing hard in the dirt. Princess Arabella then went over and picked up Doyle's sword and started walking towards where he had landed. When Doyle saw the angry princess advancing towards him with his sword in her hand, he pulled himself up to his knees and began begging for his life. "Please, Princess, please don't kill me. I'm sorry I hit you. Please, spare my worthless life." When Arabella reached him, he threw himself on the ground and groveled at her feet. "Please, Princess, please, please, please...." "I'm not going to kill you, barbarian," Arabella assured him. He began kissing her feet. "Thank you, thank you, thank you...." "But I am going to punish you," she said. She once again lifted the huge egotist with one hand and draped him over her left arm. She sunk his sword into the ground while she pulled off his loin cloth with her right hand and exposed his bare barbarian buttocks. In the process she also revealed that he'd exaggerated earlier when he talked about how impressive a certain part of his anatomy was. Taking the sword back in her right hand, Princess Arabella spanked Doyle's bare ass with the flat of his own blade in front of an overflowing crowd. By the time she was finished, the brave and mighty warrior was sobbing like a toddler. She set him back down and said, "I'm keeping this sword as your 'gift' to me. Now... be gone!" Doyle ran out of the arena and was never seen in the queendom of Nike again. Princess Arabella then strolled back over to the platform where her parents were sitting and did an eighteen foot vertical leap onto the raised stand. She sat back down in her chair. "Show me the next husband candidate," she commanded. "That's my girl," Malcolm the Gentle said proudly. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx If you've read very many of my stories you may have noticed that I sometimes start with "Part One" or end with a "To be continued" and never get around to the rest of the story. I assure you that I always start out with the best of intentions.... I do have three other potential suitors in mind for Princess Arabella. If you'd like to read more, let me know. Send your comments to sonofjackwell@gmail.com xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx