The Huntress Part 2: Never try to rob a female muscle gym!
by Sepp Sonntag   /   seppsonntag@yahoo.com Valkyrie Chat Room Nick Name:  ThE MaTriX
More Madness, Morons, Muscle and Mayhem with The Huntress


If you haven´t read the previous part before, here is a quick summary: Nicole
Lewis, the world´s best Bounty Huntress, is on the search for the escaped
McGee Brothers aka the Geeks. She tore down a bar full of thugs who didn´t
want to tell her where to find them. Well, they didn´t actually know the
whereabouts of the McGee Brothers, except for one, but that didn´t stop The
Huntress from having a little fun with them.

And now the continuation ...

The Plan

John McGee and his brother Frank were quite an item. Every one of their
criminal activities seemed to go ridiculously wrong. That got them the nick
name the Geeks. "Hey, bro, we need some dough!" said John, as he walked the
streets. "I think so." said Frank, as he walked the streets as well, at least
that part of their criminal career didn´t get him into trouble. That said,
they stopped and stared at each other. And stared. And stared. And stared.
"What are you staring at me for, bro?" said John. "I dunno. What are you
staring at me for?" "I dunno. Let´s keep on walking." And they walked. "We
should rob a bank or a liquor store or something, Frank." "Like we can rob a
bank, idiot. We don´t even have a gun, stupid. You think they just give us the
money if we ask nicely?" "I dunno. Saw that movie once. It was great with that
Latina chic and that guy from Emergency Room." "And?" "Well that guy from ER
he plays a bank robber. He kinda ain´t got a gun and he like walks into the
bank and sees another guy he doesn´t even know with a bag in there talking to
someone." "Go on, fuck-wit!" "Like he kinda goes to a bank clerk then and says
to her: Do you see that guy with the bag over there? He´s my buddy and he´s
kinda got a gun in his bag. If you don´t give me your money he will pull out
the gun and kinda like shoot every one of you suckas!" "And did it work?"
"Kinda." "What? Kinda?" "Uh-huh, the bank clerk gave him the money all right,
but then the police caught him, cuz his car didn´t start when he kinda wanted
to get away." The Geeks stopped again in the middle of the street and stared
at each other. And stared. And stared. And, you know it already, yes, stared.
Finally, Frank said "I think that mighta work for us, bro, though." "Why is
that, bro?" "We don´t have no car."

The Bag

The Geeks stopped in front of a supermarket. "You just go right in there and
get us a plastic bag, bro." said Frank. "What color?" "What color? What color?
Don´t you ask such shit, bro. You think they fucking care about the color when
we kinda rob a bank. Like 'Awww, I am so scared he´s got a gun in a r e d
bag!' or 'I am so glad you got your gun in a nice green bag. That´s so good
for my high blood pressure.' " "Uh-huh, don´t get mad, bro. Was just
thinking." "Don´t think, stupid! Do what I say and get us a bag." "Okay, okay.
No need to shout at me." John buggered off. Frank waited outside the
supermarket. And waited. And waited. Geez, can´t this fuck brain even get a
simple bag? Where is he? he thought. That was when John reappeared. With a
nice colored plastic bag. Full of fruits and vegetables. "What did you do, you
brainwashed shit? I said, go get us a bag! I didn´t say go shopping." "Hey,
asshole, stop this all right! They had all this for a discount. 50% off, just
this week. Couldn´t pass that up." Frank sighed, grabbed an apple from the bag
and pulled his brother away. "Come on, bro. Let´s just search for a nice
little bank to rob, now."

The Bank

They walked up to a bank. Closed. They walked up to the next bank. Closed. And
the next. Closed. "If you hadn´t gone shopping for so long, my dear vacuum
brained-bro, the banks would still be open!" said Frank. "Hey dontcha call me
vacuum or whatever that is. I got more vacuum in my brain than you, you stupid
fuck." "How did I deserve this? Tell me? What are we going to do now? You
spent our last money on fruits and vegetables you pee-brain. You are so stupid
you couldn´t even pee a hole into the snow." John dropped his bag and grabbed
his brother by his throat. "Now I´ve had it with you. I´ll show you with all
my vacuum who´s smarter." Frank also grabbed him and they wrestled a bit.
However they were of equal strength so nothing came of it. They were just
exhausted, stopped, breathed hard and stood next to each other. Frank said
"You know, when this is all over, I´ll start to work out with heavy weights
and then I´m gonna kick your miserable butt." As he looked up he saw a gym on
the other side of the street. "You, know what, bro, I just got an idea." "What
is that?" "Let´s just rob that gym over there. They are still open. I bet they
got some money there." "Only if you admit I got better vacuum in my brain than
you." Frank sighed. "No problem, bro. No prob at all. Real high quality vacuum
you got there."

The Gym

They stood on the doorsteps of the gym. Frank said "We do like in the movie."
"Like in a James Bond movie or an Arnold Schwarzenegger one? Go right in,
blazing guns and all?" "No, rabbit-brain! The movie you told me about. With
the ER guy and the Latina Chic. Don´t you remember, you just told me about?"
"Awwww, yes I remember, she´s got great buttocks." "Don't think about that
now, buttock-brain. We both go in there, you just stay in one corner holding
up the bag and I go up to a gym clerk and tell him you will shoot everybody
with the gun in the bag if he doesn´t give me no money. Understood?" "Yes, of
course. Hey, remember I´m the one in the family who´s got better vacuum in his
brain not you. High Quality. You said it yourself." Frank sighed again "Let´s
go now."

Frank and John entered the gym. They looked around. There was a counter.
Behind it stood a huge female bodybuilder, guarding the entrance to the gym
hall. The Geeks looked at her in awe. Frank said "Change of plans, bro. You go
ahead, John and I stay here and hold the bag." "Why´s that?" "Cuz you´re the
one with the high quality vacuum brain. You can handle that better. Go ahead."
Nothing like a stupid brother if you don´t make use of him, thought Frank. He
took the bag out of John´s hands and nudged him forward. John stumbled to the
counter, glad his brother trusted him with this difficult task. The woman
behind the counter smiled at John. "Hi, my name is Trisha, how can I help you?
Are you waiting for somebody, this is a gym for women only?" John had never
seen such a woman before. He was speechless. "Sir, are you ok?" John looked
back at his brother who motioned him to go ahead. "Uh-huh, yes, uh, where was
I, uh- " "Don´t be nervous, Sir. You have never seen a female bodybuilder up
close, I guess. I know of the effect we can have on average men. Take your
time." John was so nervous, he almost forgot what he was here about. "The, the
bag." "I don´t get it. Which bag." "I mean like, see my brother over there, he
kinda has a bag." "I can see that, Sir. A plastic bag from Mr. Magoo´s
Supermarket. Are you delivering something to us?" "Uh-huh, awww, like no. My
brother´s got a bag." "We´ve already established that, Sir. I see I still make
you nervous. Just calm down. We´ll get through this together." "Uh, he´s got
something in his bag. And if you, if you don´t give me, like, uh, he´ll just,
like pull it out." "Yes, Sir, I can see he´s got a lot of fruit and vegetables
in his bag. So you want to sell some of it to us? Did Mary our boss order this
from the supermarket? Just tell your brother to come right over." Damn. John
was all-dizzy. He had forgot to tell this woman something, that was for sure.
What was it? Something with money or a gun? What the heck, Frank should do
this. "Just a moment, go to my bro." "Whatever you say, Sir. Take it easy."
John walked to Frank who hadn´t been able to overhear the conversation.
"What´s up John? Why didn´t she give you any money? Didn´t you tell her about
the gun?" "Uh-huh, like, you know, kinda, uh." "Don´t lie to me! Did you tell
her?" That was the part he had forgotten. The gun part. No way he would admit
this. "Yes, I did." "And she didn´t give you the money? Those muscle chics are
out of their mind! But I´ll teach her. You stay here!" Annoyed Frank went to
the counter and put the bag with the fruits on the desk. He´d show this muscle
babe who´s boss for sure! "You see this?" he pointed at the bag. "Yes, Sir. I
can see it perfectly." "You know what´s in there?" "Yes, I do." Frank was
stunned. That lady either got nerves of steel as well as muscles or she knew
he was bluffing. However, neither of it was the case, she just thought he was
a delivery boy. "You don´t want me to pull it out of the bag, do you?" "By all
means Sir, please do." Now he had about enough. Frank would make this woman
sweat he would make her afraid of him and he thought he knew just how. He
grabbed an apple and put it slowly on the desk. "If I go on, I might find
something in there, that would you make reconsider your position." "Uh, no,
just go on." Impossible. These female bodybuilders must have a screw loose. He
put an orange on the desk. He put a salad on the desk. He put a cucumber on
the desk. It had no effect on the woman. She just smiled. Just you wait,
thought Frank. He put three bananas on the desk. He put some peaches on the
desk. "The bag is almost empty. There is just one thing left." "Uh, that´s
okay. You can keep it." Now I got her. "You can use it on your way home," she
said, "Take it as a tip." "What? Miss I don´t think you understand the
situation." "No, Sir, I do understand it perfectly well. Don´t be ashamed.
Most people are a little bit nervous when they come here to an all female gym.
But don´t worry, next time you´ll do better." "Next time?" "Yes, of course.
Come back as often as your job brings you here. I like meeting new people."
Frank thought to be the star of an episode of The Twilight Zone right now: The
fearless female bodybuilder from planet weird one driving the robber crazy. He
said "I´ll keep that in mind. Will you do now what we want?" She smiled. "Of
course. How much do you want?" Frank was stunned again. "Uh-huh, how much have
you got?" "You don´t have a receipt I suppose?" "A receipt?" "Doesn´t matter."
She opened the cash register and took out some bills. "Here," she said, " I
guess ten dollars will do. And here is another two dollars for your troubles.
Next time, just take it easy. Nobody in here is going to bite you." Frank took
the money and looked at John who smiled triumphantly since he thought the
robbery was a success. The gym clerk put the fruits and vegetables in a
basket. "Anything else I can do for you?" Frank didn´t know what to do, he
didn´t even know what had happened right now. But what the heck, twelve
dollars, better than nothing at all. "No, Miss. Thank you." He walked to his
brother. "Good bye. Have a nice evening!" Trisha called. His brother inquired
anxiously "How much did you get? How did it go?" Frank just grabbed his
brother by his sleeve and yanked him out of the gym. John asked again on the
outside "How did it go?" Frank looked at him "Don´t ask."

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Nicole Lewis aka The Huntress who was on the trail of the McGee Brothers had
just finished her workout in the gym. She took a shower, put her clothes on
and went to have a chat with her friend Trish who worked at the counter there.

"Hi, Trish, how´s it going?" "Hi, nice to see you. Just started my shift. How
are you?" "Well, you know the usual. Chasing after bad boys." "Who are you
chasing after right now?" "The McGee Brothers." "Are they dangerous?" "No, not
that I heard of. Just a little bit weird." "Got any clues?" "Yes, this
afternoon I went to a place where they are said to hide. However, nobody was
there." "How unfortunate. By the way, do you like some fruits and vegetables.
Some very shy delivery boys just brought them over from the supermarket."
"Awww, yes thank you. Hmmm tastes good."

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