The Submission to a Valkyrie 
The Gallant Knight
How to submit to a Valkyrie


Admittedly, a Valkyrie is a formidable foe. To defeat one in battle is 
nearly an impossible feat in fact, I am not quite sure if a Valkyrie can 
be beaten, or just compromised to the point of a tie. By definition a 
Valkyrie is one who chooses those of the dead that will go to Valhalla. 
Also, they have the right to exercise their powers to influence the 
outcome of a battle! So you see, for a common person to do battle with a 
Valkyrie takes an unusual amount of skill, training, and above all, a 
great degree of intelligence and wisdom. 

Let's start our lessons here, I am assuming that everyone has read the 
series on The Way Of The Warrior. If not, as a part of training everyone 
must make this mandatory reading. Since Valkyries have a high degree of 
intelligence, we must start by learning as much about them as we can. 
Once this background reading is done and we are educated as to the ways 
of the warrior, we are prepared to learn some battle as well as defense 
techniques. We must first examine the Valkyries physical prowess. One 
must and can not help but to notice the impressive chest dimensions of a 
Valkyrie. Of course varied they can be approximated to just a bit under 
twice their waist dimension. Their upper arms are capable of rivaling 
most men's lower legs, and their thighs I am sure are capable of 
crushing an individuals head if the Valkyrie is not pleased with her 
present company! So you see my friends and fellow followers of the 
Valkyries, this is an adversary not to be taken lightly. The Valkyrie 
should be treated with the utmost respect for they have a high degree of 
intelligence and are capable of defeating all chosen to die. Therefore 
we as students must find a different way. Continue to battle the 
Valkyrie and most assuredly lose, or submit? But wait, perhaps there is 
another option we have yet to explore, and this is the approach I have 
found that works best when confronted by a Valkyrie. First and foremost, 
always treat a Valkyrie with the utmost respect (if in doubt remember 
your background work). Second consider the tools the Valkyrie is using. 
And this is where I wish to devote a good deal of time. 

Please stay with me as you are going to learn what really is going on 
inside the mind of a Valkyrie if she has practiced her skills well. The 
Valkyrie is cunning,, charming, beautiful, and mystifying. You might 
notice that she is dressed nicely and yet very seductively. She probably 
has smooth painted lips and fingernails, wears dangerous high heels, and 
moves with the grace of an angel. This is all to catch the attention of 
those she is intending to engage, whether it is in battle or otherwise, 
at this point up to not her, but those around her. It is my contention 
that to do battle is a fruitless effort leaving The Valkyrie feeling 
exhilarated and semi fulfilled. I say semi because Valkyries (if treated 
properly) are very peaceful and loving individuals. At this point I 
would again reflect on our background work remembering there was a time 
when Valkyries had to fight to earn the respect of others and it was a 
hard battle but they did win it in spite of overwhelming odds. I hope 
that all Valkyries have by now forgotten the need to fight that battle, 
and it is up to the rest of the populous to demonstrate that they 
deserve the utmost respect. 

The way this is done is to offer, before it is demanded, perhaps an 
intelligent gesture letting the Valkyrie know right away that we are 
recognizing them as an equal. Here we must also be careful, for now 
right at this same moment, we must compose that message so as to 
indicate that we are as equals as well. This is done so that the 
Valkyrie does not consider us as submissive or unintelligent. Next we 
must consider in the ways of the warrior, what the tools a Valkyrie 
prizes the most are. We know her physical prowess is awe inspiring so 
let us work with that, except turn that into a plus. We know the 
Valkyrie is a peaceful being so if we have gotten to the point of 
discussing her physical qualities unscathed then, why not use that great 
strength to our advantage. You see there is nothing wrong with great 
physical prowess. In fact if we are intelligent, as we have claimed to 
be, we will convince the Valkyrie to share some of the wisdom that gave 
her that great strength so that we too may acquire some added abilities. 


Next, we must examine the other tools she may have at her disposal. If 
she is using the cloak of femininity, it would be very wise to add to 
the selection available. Under no circumstances should the Valkyrie be 
encouraged to do away with her feminine wiles, or enchanting ways. To do 
this is to ask for a life of boredom and castration from a dual sexed 
community of suitors. Instead encourage these traits as admirable and 
desirable. Even add to them out of your own purse. Valkyries love 
surprise. It is in fact one of their major weapons. Once you are aware 
of this you may utilize that same weapon with a neutralizing force. here 
is what I suggest. If there are any young Valkyries reading this, it 
would be wise to heed the advice in this lesson. Accept these gifts, 
wear them wisely and utilize the tools I have outlined. I say this 
because and only because I have been acknowledged by the Valkyries as a 
friend and not an adversary. I demand and receive the same respect as 
they, but it did not come cheaply. I had to earn that respect, and 
rightfully so because I also had some lessons to learn in the 
appropriate way to treat a Valkyrie in order to win her affections. 

Had she not used those feminine wiles, painted lips and nails as well as 
the other tools of seduction she would not have gained my attention at 
all. Once the Valkyrie has recognized that her weaponry is being greatly 
enhanced and appreciated as a powerful weapon, yet trusted to being used 
in only the best of ways unless absolutely necessary, one may advance to 
the next stage. This is to hold a Valkyrie, I mean really hold one. Feel 
the softness underlying that great strength, the firmness of her well 
toned body, and learn that their is real beauty in those feminine tools. 
If there is no beauty found then she has not studied her lessons well 
and is not to be feared nearly as much for her powers are weakened 
considerably! If this is the case and you don't detect the exquisite 
aroma of expensive perfume, perhaps it is simply unavailable to her and 
you should, without embarrassing her, make sure that she has an adequate 
supply. The same holds true for that silken blouse. If by chance it is 
made of a lesser material, then rectify the situation. 

Make absolutely sure your Valkyrie has all the weaponry she can possibly 
obtain, you will see why shortly. Well armed, the Valkyrie can be given 
flowers for now she knows there is a trust and a genuine feeling between 
the two of you. In fact it is necessary, if not already done, to 
approach the local florist and demand that a sweet bouquet be delivered 
immediately. If the Valkyrie receives this gracefully, she will probably 
let you know by allowing you to give her a foot massage while she 
luxuriates in a bubble bath to soothe her taut skin. If this does occur 
you should offer to give her a complete pedicure as Valkyries like to 
feel they are being waited on and pampered. When the Valkyrie is through 
bathing, (don't push your indulgences at this point unless invited) 
 it would be wise to request the privilege of giving the warm and smooth 
Valkyrie a massage as this will further relax the tautness. and make the 
Valkyrie more pliable. It is at this point that we must mention, she may 
attempt to demand submission from you with her whip! Whatever you do, 
not back down. Instead, allow her to do so, unafraid, and without as 
much as a wince. Once she has fulfilled her need to show dominance, 
gently pick her up and place her on a soft bed and comfort her. 

She may think she has dominated you, but in reality she has forced her 
own submission and no doubt if you have been building your physical 
prowess as well, it should be a mutually beneficial submission. This and 
only this way have I found for Valkyries to catch the admiring eye of 
others, and it is also the only way to bring a Valkyrie to a position 
other than upright! You see even though they are capable of it, if 
treated properly one does not have to fear having his head crushed like 
a coconut. Instead, he can look forward to many hours of pleasurable 
enjoyment from those very same skull crushing forces. Finally, I have 
found in my travels that when one encounters a Valkyrie in possession of 
and utilizing her tools to utmost of her capability, (especially an 
especially beautiful and seductive one) it is wise to approach the 
Valkyrie cautiously and respectfully. Once an initial contact is made, 
tell the Valkyrie how appreciative you are of the efforts she has put 
into her application of her tools and skills using them. In this way 
Valkyries all over the world may gain the knowledge that their skills 
are recognized and appreciated. Hence desirable impressions are formed 
and soon hopefully, Valkyries will not have to do battle for the respect 
and servitude they deserve. 

Recalled From Memoirs of Battle by: 

The Gallant Knight