Sandi Stone plus thirty By Diana the Valkyrie Sandi Stone, thirty years on, part two - the Gut Punch At the end of the week, both Bunny and I got paid. For both of us, this was the first time for a very long while that either of us had earned money. Bunny got $120, which shows you how poorly some people get paid (it was rather more before they deducted the various taxes). I came away with $340, which is partly because topless waitresses get more that hamburger boys, and partly because a lot of it was cash tips, including the 20% of the $100 that Sam charged for copping a feel. That evening, we celebrated by spending the night in the 24-hour cinema again; we could afford it. And then on Saturday, we went looking for an apartment. We were looking for a place that would be, above all, cheap, because we weren't making very much. But we wanted it to be warm and dry. We didn't care about how good the area was in, anything has to be better than sleeping under a bridge. We bought the local newspaper, and started phoning. It took most of the day, but eventually we found a place. It was in a very seedy part of the city, and it was a lot smaller than we'd hoped. There was a bedroom, shower/toilet and a cupboard that they called a kitchen. I had to part with a month's rent in advance, which took the whole of our money, pretty much. There was no furniture, and in particular, no bed. But by the end of the day, we had a roof over our heads, somewhere warm and dry to sleep. And that evening, we lay down on the floorboards on a nice thick piece of cardboard, and went to sleep. That might sound uncomfortable to you, but to someone used to sleeping rough on the street, sleeping on floorboards in a warm apartment is a life of luxury. And Bunny was fine, because I was underneath, making him comfortable. On Sunday, we slept late. I woke up feeling warm, for the first time for a long while. Bunny was still asleep, so I kept still, not wanting to wake him. I kept my arms round him, and watched him breathing slowly; eventually he stirred and woke up. He looked round, then looked up at me and smiled. "Good morning, Bunnikins". He snuggled up close and kissed me. Several nice things happened for the next half hour, and then we got up. I went out, leaving Bunny at home (at home!) to do the housework. One of the nice things about having a home, was that at last I didn't have to worry about leaving him alone, he wouldn't get attacked the way he might have in the street. I got back with my backpack full of stones; when you can't spend money on dumbbells, stones make a good substitute. Bunny had been busy while I was away, doing the laundry. It turns out that all you need is ordinary soap and water, so he'd just taken it into the shower and scrubbed. He'd got all my grubby things clean, and then his stuff. Except he didn't have anything else to wear, so he was in one of my sweaters, looking sweet and very vulnerable. We sat on the floor, and ate the last of the doggie-bag he'd got from the hamburger place, and talked about the past. Up till now, we'd focussed entirely on the future, but I really wanted to know what had happened over the last 30 years. I had honestly thought he'd be better off marrying Diana Nightingale. She was more his size, being only just over five feet tall to Bunny's 4'11", and very pretty, all the boys said so. And very intelligent, really much more Bunny's type than me. So I'd organised his engagement to her, and after an appropriate time, they got married. "Sandi, you remember where I spent the night of my engagement?" Of course I did, he spent it in my bed. I suppose I should have learned something from that, but at the time I didn't really think about it, it seemed like a reasonable place for Bunny to spend Saturday night, since he'd always done that. And Diana didn't seem to mind, or maybe, thinking back, maybe she hadn't known. "She wouldn't let me have sex with her properly until we were married" he said. Yes, I knew that, but he was getting his oats from me, so it didn't seem important at the time. Of course, after he was married, we stopped seeing each other. "What you didn't know, Sandi, was that she was also seeing someone else." Well, I suppose what's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander. "And she didn't stop after we got wed." Oh. Not so good. "And then she started bringing him home." "Bunny! You should have put a stop to that at once." Bunny made a fist and showed it to me, it looked like it wouldn't make a dent in a pillow. "Sandi, I'm 4'11", you don't know what that's like. I don't stand up to some six foot hulk, or if I do, I get flattened." "Well, you could have told me, I'd have handled him for you." "Yes, I knew you would, but by then, you'd gone." True enough, I was well into my career as a fist-fighter. "And I didn't want to take it out on Diana." "Very chivalrous of you, Bunny." "Not chivalrous, Sandi, I think even she could have wiped the floor with me, let alone what would happen when she told her boyfriend." "Who was he?" "That depends on when you're talking about. She had a succession on boyfriends, and I could hear them fucking from my bedroom." "Your bedroom?" "Yes, she wouldn't let me sleep with her." "Then why did she marry you in the first place?" "Because you told her to, and you might not remember this, but at Salt Mountain, when Sandi Stone said something, it happened." Yes, I did remember. Those were great times. "I got more and more depressed. Everything was going so badly, and I missed you especially." "I thought it was best for both of us, Bunny." We were sitting side by side on the floorboards, backs to the wall. He leaned towards me, and I put my arm round him, and pulled him into the side of my breast. "I thought you'd be better off with someone more your own size, and I was worried that I might damage you, accidentally maybe. Or ... " "Or what, Sandi?" "Bunny, you never knew how much I hated men, hated them for what my stepfather had done to my mother and to me. How much I loved hurting them in the ring, tearing their big arrogant bodies apart. I got a real sexual buzz out of smashing them up, and I was afraid I'd do the same to you, maybe if I lost my temper with you or something" "Sandi, I was a bit scared of you back then - everyone at school was." "And now?" "I'm not scared of you any more, Sandi, I know my feelings for you now, and so do you." I smiled. "But then, I remember watching you fight, and I remember thinking, what if she got angry with me, she could kill me with those fists." "Yes, Bunny. I thought that too. That's why I went away." "Oh, Sandi." "Oh, Bunny" After a few minutes, he continued. "I got so unhappy, I just didn't even feel like getting up in the morning. She spent any money I made, and more besides, on clothes and stuff to make herself attractive for other men. I mean, what's the point? Why flog myself for no reason?" I nodded. "And then one day, it was after a night where I couldn't sleep, they were making so much noise, I thought, I'm not taking this any more. So I started thinking what I could do about it. I didn't think having a big row would make any difference at all, and threats don't sound threatening coming from someone my size. So I just put together as much money as I could find, packed a bag, left her a note and walked out. That was after we'd been married for three years, five years after we left Salt Mountain." "You didn't come to me, why not?" "I would have, Sandi, really. If only to say hello. But I couldn't find you." "No. I guess you couldn't. In those days, I was a full time fighter, and I had lots of enemies. So I kept my address as discreet as possible." "Too discreet for me, Sandi. So I got a small apartment in another town, and tried to make a new life." "Why a new life?" "Because people laughed at me. Because I'm so small, I was used to that. Because I can't walk properly, I was used to that too. But Diana had them laughing at me because she was cuckolding me with every stud in town, and I wasn't man enough to do anything about it. Sandi, I was just so ashamed of myself, I couldn't face any of the people I knew." He started to cry, the tears rolling down his face as he relived the humiliation he'd felt. "Bunny, if I'd known ...." There was a long silence while I tried to comfort him. "So I was all alone, and I didn't want to go through that again, so I didn't go out except to bars to drink. After a few beers, the pain would get less, and I wouldn't feel quite so bad. So I'd have a few more beers. And pretty soon, I was an alcoholic, and I didn't even realise it. I just thought I was drinking to forget." "And did you forget?" "I don't remember" and we both giggled, and I kissed him again to make him remember that he didn't have to forget any more. "So for the next few years, I just sank into an abyss of alcohol. It was wonderful and terrible. Wonderful because I didn't have to think or remember; terrible because I was ill every day for most of the day. And then I got fired from my job, because I'd had so much sick time, so I got a job in a hamburger place." "Just like now, Bunny, nothing wrong with that." "Yes there was. There was a very big difference. First it was on the way down, whereas now I'm on my way up. Second I was still an alcoholic. And third I was all alone; now it's different, because I've got you to look after me." Pause for another snogging session. One of the big advantages of having your own home, is you can snog. "Then I got thrown out of my apartment." "Why?" "I didn't pay the rent. When you're an alky, the booze comes first, worry about the rent later. So I started sleeping rough, I though that would mean I could spend more on booze." "But?" "But that's when I got beaten up and robbed, and the bastards took my iron, so I couldn't walk properly any more, and so I could do the job, so they chucked me out. And that left me destitute, homeless and broke. There was only one plus." "And that was?" "I couldn't buy booze any more, so I kicked the habit, cold turkey. No choice. But it still wasn't easy. I had the shakes for weeks, and felt ill for months. And even now I want a drink, want it bad. I spoke to some of the others, they call it "the monkey", and they say you never get rid of the monkey on your back." "Bunny?" "Yes, Sandi?" I brought my legs up, one on either side of his body. "Bunny, if I ever smell alcohol on your breath" and I squeezed him, not too hard. "You don't scare me, Sandi Stone. I know you wouldn't hurt me." I grinned. "No. But I can make you bring it all up." "You wouldn't!" "For your own good, Bunny. Yes, I would." He shivered, and I hugged him, and wrapped my legs right round him. "So what about you, Sandi?" "Well, you know I became a fist-fighter." "Yes, I used to read about you. No man could stand against you. I used to wonder where they found the fools to fight you." "You'd be surprised how many men believe that no woman could beat them. No matter how many I smashed up, there were always more. Sure, they'd learn differently in the ring, but no-one ever learned from the others. I'd fight two at once and still beat them. I'd fight gloved against bare-knuckles. I'd fight five in succession, and even the fifth one would still climb into the ring, only slightly scared by what had happened to the other four." "It was a great life, Bunny. I'd train every day, usually using my latest toy to help. I'd make them punch me in the belly to help toughen up, only they couldn't punch hard enough. So I'd use them as a weight for training. Not as a punch-bag, though, that would have been the end of them if I had. And then, one night per week, usually on the Saturday, I'd have a match, and some limpdick would discover that he shouldn't have got into the ring with me. And the crowd loved me, and always shouted for me to trash the guy. So I did. It was great." "So why did it end?" "It was a boxing match. He should never have even thought about taking me on, he was a good boxer, but my punches were too much for any man. He ducked and weave, managed to land a few on me, and then I fired one off at him. When it landed, he just vibrated like a bell. The pain just paralysed him, and by the time he'd recovered, the next punch arrived. I just kept doing that, punch after punch until the bell went." "He should have thrown in the towel then, but he didn't. He got up for round two, so that I could pound him some more. A few times, he went down and could have stayed down. But he didn't, be got up to take more punishment. Eventually, in round three, I took pity on him, and drilled him hard enough in the belly to collapse his defences, then a massive uppercut to put him out for the count." "You see, Bunny, I didn't do knockouts, I use to keep them going, hitting them hard enough to inflict massive amounts of pain, but a knockout would be the end of the fight, so I didn't. But with Joe, I let him off lightly. And then, after a few weeks, I went and visited him. He was scared stiff at first, but I used my feminine charms on him, then ripped off his trousers and almost raped him." "Then we became a regular item. He moved in with me, and whereas most of my toys only lasted a few weeks, I was a lot more careful with Joe, because, well, I guess I was in love. He was good in bed, he made me laugh a lot, he'd stood up to me much more than he should have in that fight, and, well, I was lonely." "Oh, Sandi. I wish I'd known. I was lonely too, I missed you so much. I missed slipping into your bedroom and snuggling up to you in bed." "But I thought you were happily married to Diana Nightingale." Bunny looked down at his feet. Then he looked at mine, and then he crawled down to them and started rubbing them with his hands. Wow, that felt good. "And then I got pregnant. I'd let my bodyfat get up to the point where I started menstruating again, and that meant I was fertile, and we must have kind of had an accident, because one morning I woke up, got up, and barfed. For several days, I barfed every morning, and I'd missed a period, but I hadn't thought anything of that, because I thought it was the bodyfat thing again, but then I went on feeling really bad each morning, until I thought, maybe I'm not ill, and I had a test, and it was positive." "At first, I wasn't sure how I felt about it. But then I came to rather like the idea. After a couple more weeks, I told Joe, and he was over the moon. So we decided to get married." "I never knew." "Well, Bunnikins, I don't think you're supposed to invite old flames to your wedding. I wore a lovely cream silk dress." I showed Bunny the wedding photo I'd kept. "Sandi, you look gorgeous there. I wish ..." We looked at each other - no need to put it into words, we both knew what he was wishing. "And then I was four months pregnant, and I lost the baby." "No!" "Yes. And I blame myself entirely, it happened right after a fight." "You carried on fighting when you were pregnant?" I nodded. "Dumb, huh? I thought, well, I'm only a little bit pregnant, I'll stop when it's really showing. The doctors all say you just lead a normal life at that point, you don't need to take any precautions." "Sandi. Most women don't get into a ring and fight two men at once." "Sure, I know that. But it was normal for me, so I went on doing it. Anyway, afterwards the doctor said that wasn't what caused the, the..." "Abortion" I nodded. "They said at that stage in the pregnancy, the abdominal muscles would protect the fetus as well as they protected me. They said it was just a malformed fetus, happens all the time, and the body just naturally recognises the problem and calls a halt to the process." Bunny didn't say anything, and I started crying. "It was me, I know it was, I killed my baby because I was too stupid to get out of the ring." "No, Sandi" "Yes, yes, yes" and I put my face in my hands and really wept, mourned for my lost child, the one I'd killed through arrogance and stupidity. Bunny put his arms round me and pulled me towards him, and held me as I howled my pain. "Sandi, Sandi. These things happen." "Oh, oh, oh" Eventually, I calmed down enough to just cry quietly while Bunny stroked my hair and told me he loved me. I sniffled. "I've never done that before, Bunny. At the time, I just gritted my teeth and put on a brave face." "You have to mourn, you have to grieve. Until you have, it isn't over." "I guess." "But then you had a baby." I smiled, remembering Joe Junior, and how he smiled whenever he saw me, how he was totally dependent on me, this tiny bundle of baby that was all mine. "Yes. Oh, Bunny, he was so cute, so sweet. I loved him to bits, I could barely put him down. I was so careful this time, I gave up the ring as soon as I knew I'd fallen pregnant. That made life tough, because Joe couldn't box any more, so all we had was his income doing odd jobs, security at events, that sort of thing." "Why couldn't he box any more?" "Bunny. I think you've forgotten what I used to do. After I'd totally destroyed him in the ring, after he'd been completely wiped out by a woman, he couldn't face opponents any more. He tried. He got a match, he got into the ring, and he looked in the other corner and instead of his opponent, he saw me there, grinning and flexing, and he was scared, really badly. And he remembered how every punch had felt like a sledge hammer, and he could even fight back, I'd hurt him so badly each time, and his body just refused to go through with it. He chickened out of the fight, and he never got a pro match again. Promoters don't like fighters who let them down. Bunny, I wrecked his boxing career." Bunny stroked my hair some more. "You've got lovely hair, Sandi." I kissed him again. "You wrecked a lot of boxers." I nodded. "Wrestlers too, and so-called tough-guys. They had it coming, love, everyone knew my reputation, but they still got into the ring with me. Anyway, we had a tough time then, not much money coming in, and babies are expensive. So, three months after he was born, I got back into the ring." "That's too soon, your body wasn't ready yet surely." "I didn't really have any choice. Money." He nodded. "My abs were still weak from the pregnancy, stretched and flabby. My arms had lost their full power. But my legs were still thick and hard, two steel towers ready to crush and limpdick man between them." "That first fight was pure hell. I'd never had such an even match before, and it wasn't that he was any good. I discovered that pregnancy hadn't just weakened my body, it had slowed me down. I was still nursing little Joe, so I had very full heavy breasts. And I'd lost the killer instinct. I found that I didn't want to cause pain and destruction any more, I only wanted to win the fight so I'd get the winners purse. That fight went eight rounds, and I didn't hold back at all. In fact, I barely made it to the end, I was so out of condition." "But you won?" "Yes, I won. He got in some good licks, but I still had a lot of punching power, and I wore him down. And Bunny, I can tell you, being punched in the gut is nothing compared to the pain of birthing. So when he did get a punch through, I had no problem taking the pain." "But everyone could see that it wasn't like the old days, the great Sandi Stone wasn't so tough any more. And suddenly they were queuing up, everyone wanted to be the first to take me down. And then Joe boxed really clever. He suggested I demand a much bigger purse, because the prospect of me being beaten was drawing huge crowds. So for the next fight, I demanded $10,000 and got it. And I won that one, which meant we had enough money for a few months. So during those months, I weaned little Joe so my breasts got pretty much back to normal, and I trained like a dervish, to get my body back into shape. Sit-ups till my body was agony, curls to build my biceps back up, and hours on the punch bag. Joe acted as my sparring partner, the rules we used was that I was only allowed to hit his gloves or his arms, but he could hit me anywhere. And that evened things up a lot, until I fired a huge punch at his hands in front of his face, smashed his glove into his head and knocked him out. After that, he wouldn't spar with me any more, and I had to use the punch ball and the bag." "Did it work?" "I'll say! Next time in the ring, I fought barehanded and bare breasted, and when I took off my dressing gown in the ring, I saw the fear in my opponents eyes when he saw my body. He'd expected a flabby nursing mother, and he got Sandi Stone, the opponent from hell." The bell rang, and Sandi sauntered confidently to the middle of the ring. Her opponent, nervous now, came out to touch hands. She looked up at the man who towered ten inches over his, and said "Big boy, I like big boys, there's more of you to hurt." The ref explained the rules, eight five minute rounds, submissions only count if they're accepted. Sandi grinned. "Don't bother trying to give up, big boy. This one goes eight rounds; forty minutes of your pain. Get ready to hurt, that's all you'll be doing for a long time to come." "Says you." She showed him her fist, not large, but hard and with the power of her arms behind it, very destructive. "Says this, sweetcakes." When the bell rang, the two fighters circled round, looking for an opening. One would feint, the other react, and then they'd do the same again. He threw a punch, which she sidestepped, then his other fist jabbed to her body, and she just let it go in. Then, while he was off balance from that punch, her own fists travelled the distance between them, one, two, and he reeled back, staggering slightly. She grinned as she saw how much more damage her fists did than his, and followed him. He reached the ropes and had to stop; Sandi didn't, and her fists again beat the one-two tattoo against his body, a right hook into his side, a left to his belly. He grunted in pain, and brought his fists up for a punch to her face, but she moved aside and his fist slid past her ear. She repeated the right hook,, feinted with her left, drawing his hands back to his face, and her right hand sank into his left side again. She stepped back, to watch him suffer as the pain from his side flooded through his body. He turned and faced her slightly sideways, so his left side was away from her fist. So she drove her knuckles into his right side, hard, with her weight behind the punch. He gasped and his knees gave way. He knelt on the canvas, on his hands and knees, head down, waiting for the count. But this wasn't boxing, there was no count. Being down on the canvas doesn't put a hold on the fight. Sandi walked round behind him, then vaulted over his backside to land heavily on the small of his back. His back curved, arched, and he tried to buck her off. But she was already moving upwards under her own power, and when he returned to the hands-and-knees position, she crashed down onto his back again. and this time, her weight smashing down on his back was followed by a double- fisted blow between the shoulder blades, knocking him flat on the ground. Then the bell rang for the end of the round, and she stood up, and casually walked to her corner, treading on his body as she went. "This was more like it, Bunny. I knew I had him beat, it was just a matter of spinning out his total destruction for the audience." Most of the audience was male, hoping to see Sandi Stone finally get hers. But there were a few women there, accompanied by cowed-looking menfolk. When round two started, he moved cautiously to the center of the ring. Sandi offered her hands for the test-of-strength, but he was wise to that, and declined. He wanted to use his superior reach to keep her at a distance and try to wear her down with long punches, but Sandi just barrelled straight in and resumed her attack on his sides. Whichever way he stood, Sandi would attack the nearest side, and followed him as he backed away, trying to get her at a distance again. Finally, she got fed up with following him round the ring, and reached out to grip the nearest hand. She swung him round by that hand, bouncing him off the ropes, and as he came towards her, she stood in his way, arms apart, so that he collided with her hard body. And as he collided, she brought both hands in and down, each hand like an axe blade, biting deep into the sides of his waist. His body spasmed in agony, and he went down as if someone had cut the marionette's strings. dropped too, landing on his belly, and knocking out any air he still had. Her legs flew up, opened, then slammed shut, his head trapped between those massive thighs. "Now you suffer" she promised. The noises that he was making were muffled, and fearsome, like a man in the last extreme of pain. You could see his face reddening as the terrible pressure from her thighs interfered with his blood circulation. He struggled and shook, but his efforts to get free were to no avail, and we could see how he was weakening. Suddenly, Sandi released him and stood up. Without the support of her thighs, his head flopped to the ground with a thud. She took one of his wrists in both her hands and lifted, pulling him first into a seated position, then to his feet. She bent to put him on her shoulders, then straightened, lifting him high in the air. She had one hand on his neck, and the other gripping his crotch as she pressed him over her head. We expected a body slam, one that would leave his limbs uncontrollable, but Sandi had other ideas. She lowered him to her shoulders, face up, and started pulling down on his body in a devastating back-breaker. "One of my favourite holds. With a man in that position, he was facing the wrong way to be able to do anything, although generally I didn't use that hold until they were softened up. And by pulling down on his neck and crotch, I could bow his back until I had it at the point of breaking. Even better, I could walk round the ring showing his helpless condition to everyone." Sandi held him in that agonising position until the bell for the end of the round went, at which point she pressed the 250 pound man over her head, then simply walked back to her corner, leaving him to crash face- up to the mat. He bounced a few inches, then just lay there waiting for the next dose of pain. His cornerman dragged him back and tried to revive him. As the bell went for round three, the cornerman signalled surrender, the ref looked a Sandi, Sandi shook her head, and she walked over to collect her victim. "Come on, big boy. Time to dance." He tried to climb out of the ring, but Sandi punched him hard in the kidney, and his body spasmed and shuddered and fell back inside. She took one of his wrists and dragged him to the center of the ring, stood on his back and started to lift his arms up in the shoulder-tearing surfboard that was one of her favourite man-crippling moves. She brought his arms up to the first point of resistance, where the joints dislocate, and then held him there. "They thought I was just playing with him, Bunny, but as I lifted his arms to destroy his shoulders, the pain of my birth-labour came flooding back. I remembered that long, deep pain so clearly that I almost felt it, and I thought, what if he has a wife? What if they have a baby? Who will provide for his family if I cripple him permanently? I'd never given any thought to that sort of thing before, but now I had a baby of my own. I didn't need to ruin his shoulders, I already had this fight won for sure. And if I did cripple him permanently, maybe his wife would have to be the family breadwinner, like I was, and maybe she'd hate to be parted from her Little Joe, like I did. So I stamped on his back a couple of times to make it look good, and I dropped his wrists without tearing his shoulder ligaments and destroying the joints." Then the bell went for the end of the round. "During round four I would normally have inflicted terrible damage on the limpdick. Instead, I just made him suffer appalling pain." "What's the difference?" Sandi put her thumbs under Bunny's armpits to explain. "If I press my thumbs in here, I can hurt you as much as I want to, for as long as I want to. But a few days later, you'll be right as rain. But if I bend your arms out and back so that the tendons tear off the joint, then it won't hurt very much, but you'd never be able to use your arms again." He wriggled helplessly, her thumbs not quite digging in, not quite hurting. "Can you feel it, Bunny? Can you feel how easy it would be for me to make you pass out in agony?" "Sandi, please?" So she moved her fingers over his body until he screamed and she had to muffle his screams with her big body, and after a while his screams turned to moans, and she moved her hands so she was stroking his hair. "Bunny Warren, you must be the most ticklish person I ever met." He sighed. "Please, Sandi, I really can't take any more." She used her fists to bruise, rather than break bones. Her belly punches hit nerve centres, such as the solar plexus, rather than aiming to disrupt internal organs. And she used holds to hurt, rather than tear. Afterwards she explained it to Joe. "He's a human being with a wife, probably, and kids. I couldn't just wreck his entire life." "Sandi? You've gone soft!" Sandi hugged Bunny close. "He was right. Before then, I saw men as victims, just something for me to play with, to turn into abject toys. But something happened, and I'd gone soft." "Not soft, Sandi. Less vicious. You were always gentle with me, but having a baby made you more gentle with others." She nodded. When I picked up my baby, he was so tiny and helpless, I felt I had to hold him so carefully. And when he suckled my breast, I'd have my arms round him to hold him safe." "Hold me now, Sandi." We fell asleep like that. Next day was Monday, and I escorted Bunny to his hamburger place, and went on to Sam's bar. When I got there, I found he'd got some sign- painters in, and a photographer. "What's all this about, Sam?" "Oh, there you are. OK, Cecil, take her and do it." "Yar" "What?" "Follow me" I followed Cecil. "First stop, luvvie, clothes." I stopped. "Listen, limpdick. We stop here and you tell me what the hell's going on." "Didn't Sam tell you?" "Nope." "He's changing the bar, it isn't just going to be a topless bar any more. Didn't he tell you the new name?" "Nope" He giggled. "This wasn't my idea, luvvie. The new name for the bar is ... " he paused for dramatic effect. "Yes?" "The Gut Punch." "The WHAT?" "Gut Punch" "Sounds like a fruit drink." "We're going to get you a boxing outfit, silk shorts, gloves, boots, all that. We're giving the whole bar a boxing theme, and we'll be playing boxing videos on the screens. And anyone who's still standing after a gut punch from Sandi Stone gets $100." "Huh" I said. "You won't need much cash, but you better get in a good supply of mops and buckets." He giggled. We visited a sports shop. Boxers boots were no problem. But I took an embarrassingly large size in shorts. "And a sports bra" I said. "Naw, don't need it, you'll be topless." "Sweetcakes, if you think I'm gonna spend my whole shift braless, think again." He shrugged. "OK, you can argue that with Sam later." "Don't worry, I will. Meanwhile, we buy a few sports bras." And that was downright humiliating. Even their biggest didn't come close. "Never mind, luvvie, you can always wear an ordinary bra. Extra extra large size." The only thing that stopped me from popping his conk was the fact that he was right, dammit. It's amazing how easily you can re-theme a bar. Some ring ropes along the wall, boxing pictures on the wall, some fake plastic trophies and belts for decoration, and Sam himself dressed as a zebra. "OK, Sandi, you can stop laughing!" "But Sam, you should see yourself." "Yeah yeah yeah. Now you go get changed." I ducked into the storeroom, stripped, and put on the shorts, boots, and gloves. I put the silk dressing gown over the ensemble, and sauntered over to Sam. "Sam, if you so much as crack a grin ..." "Here, let me lace up the gloves." As he did that, memories of other times flooded back. "Here's the deal, Sandi. The guy pays $20. You take off the gown, flash your tits around, give him one in the gut. If he stays on his feet, he wins $100." "Your money's safe." "Second option, you wear training gloves, 20 ounce if he ponies up $50." "Hmmm. A few might stand up to that." "Right. We want them to have some chance." "OK, let me suggest a third option." "And that is?" "Bare knuckle, and if he stays up he gets $1000." "Brilliant, Sandi, OK we'll do it. $50 to win $1000 if you can stand up to a girl's fist." We grinned at each other. "Now, for the floor show, Sandi, Can you dance? Get them interested?" "Dance? Me? Forget it. Anyway, I have a better idea." "Which is?" "Get some freestanding gym kit, they can watch me work out. And that's in line with the bar theme." "Oh, yes!" That evening, I made my debut as The Blonde Gutter. Cute, hey? Sam's idea. It was very busy at first, there was a queue of guys wanting to be gutted. I was right about needing a heavy duty mop-and-bucket. We sorted them according to what gloves they wanted on me, to reduce the number of times I had to change gloves. And the first few hours of that evening was like punching a pillow again and again, the big trick being to get out of the way of his counterstroke, because I didn't want to have to keep washing vomit off me. Each time, we made the guy strip to the waist (otherwise some smart-arse will use Kevlar body-armour), feet against a line a metre from the bar, and hands on the bar. Then I'd take off my dressing gown, and while he was staring at my breasts, a fist would swing under and up, ripping into his exposed vulnerable gut. They'd lift a couple of inches into the air, lose their footing, and collapse straight down. After the first one, we put some cushions there to break their fall. "We don't want anyone getting hurt, do we Sandi?" grinned Sam. "So why do they all throw up?" And hurl they did. Mostly, after they sank to the ground, than goodness, but a few of them did the technicolor yawn on the way down, a real hazard. Only one guy managed to stay on his feet, and that was while I had on the big padded training gloves. "Want to try again with proper gloves, sweetcakes?" He grinned. "Blondie, I don't even want to give you s second shot if you put bedpillows over your fists. After I'd disposed of the first flush of victims, Sam told me to start the floor show. He'd bought me a pair of adjustable dumbbells, so I loaded 25 kilos on each and started doing curls. I did curls, preachers, biceps, triceps, lunges and plunges. And then, my piece de resistance, Sam handed me the skipping rope. Skipping is good training for a boxer. It improves mobility, the bobbing and weaving. And it's good for stamina. So - skipping. Oh, did I mention that I was topless? The sexual tension was electric, like a cloud of testosterone had just blown in. And I noticed that a few of the audience weren't entirely motionless. But the main effect, when I finally put the rope down, and Sam said "Anyone else want to be gut punched?" was a rush of volunteers for my fist in their belly. When I got home that night, I told Bunny all about it. "Wow, Sandi. They pay you to hit them?" I nodded. "But it must hurt?" "Yes, of course it hurts. A lot of them vomit, most of them fall to the floor and just lie there curled up and moaning..." "So why do they do it?" "Good question, Bunny. I've always wondered that myself. Why did men get into the ring with me, knowing that everyone else who'd done that had been carried out? And why, after seeing twenty men floored by my gut punch, why does the twenty-first step forward? Is it just plain stupidity?" "No, Sandi, it's the macho thing. Look at me, 4'11" and 90 pounds, and even I want to take on a challenge like that. I'm a man, and no woman can hurt me." "Bunny, you don't really think that, do you?" "No, of course not, but there's something deep inside me that does believe it. It's easy for me to over-ride that, it's obvious I couldn't stand up to a girl of twelve, but most men, they're bigger than you and they're heavier than you and even after you've knocked them down, that thing inside is still telling them, hey, she's just a girl." We lay on our cardboard, warm, dry and happy. I told Bunny that I was exercising with dumb-bells now, and my arms would start regaining some of their old power. And I told him about the skipping. "Topless?" I nodded. "Sweet Jesus, Sandi, that must be a sight!" I grinned. After three babies, they weren't exactly small, and after nearly fifty years of living, they weren't exactly firm. "I can't skip for long, but I'll be getting my stamina up." The week passed quickly, and on the next Friday we had our new wages. That evening, we added it up, and we found we had nearly $600. We talked about what to spend it on, there were so many things we needed. A kettle, to make evening coffee. Chairs to sit on. A coat for Bunny, to keep him warm. But we agreed that never mind what we needed, what we both wanted more than anything else, was a bed. A big, comfortable, double bed. First, we visited the charity shops, and found a very nice coat for Bunny. And a scarf. And then we went to a shoeshop, and bought a new pair of boots for him, children's size, but a pair that fit well, kept the wet out, and made his feet warm, dry and comfortable. Then, with those priorities out of the way, we visited a second-hand furniture shop and bought the biggest bed they had, and a new mattress to go with it. And then we bought new sheets, and blankets, and a lovely candlewick bedspread, and that exhausted our cash, apart from $20 that Bunny thought we should keep for emergencies. They delivered the bed and mattress to our new apartment, and Bunny and I dragged it up the stairs. Well, to be more precise, Bunny didn't get in my way too much as I dragged it upstairs. Eventually, we got everything set up, and I suggested that we go to bed. "But it's only eight pm" said Bunny. I chased him round the apartment, which didn't take long, since there was only the one room, which was mostly taken up by the bed. Plus Bunny can't run very fast. Although I suspect even if Bunny had been an Olympic sprinter, the chase wouldn't have taken long. I picked him up, still struggling, and threw him down on the bed, dived on top of him, and we wrestled. There's wrestling and there's wrestling. The style I was mostly used to, was the kind where you try to inflict pain and damage on your opponent until he can't fight any more, or he gives up, or both. The other kind is done between two people who love each other, and the objective isn't to hurt him. Actually, I'm not exactly sure what the objective is, but we were certainly having a lot of fun. In the first kind, you do a lot of crushing and squeezing; in the second kind you do a lot of cuddling and hugging. In the first kind, you might twist his arm until he screams for mercy, and there is no mercy; in the second kind you might tickle his armpits until he screams for mercy, and there's no mercy there either. In the first kind you might put him between your legs for a devastating scissors; in the second kind, he'll often wind up between your legs, but for a different reason. We spent a long time wrestling. One of the most important differences between the two styles, is in the winner. In the first kind, there's usually a winner and a loser. In the second kind, there's usually two winners. Bunny couldn't stop me doing anything I wanted to his poor weak body, and I took advantage of that. But I let him do things to me, too. After a while, we'd managed to lose all our clothes, and we were rolling around naked. Warm, dry and naked - it felt good, very good. And Bunny's fears about his sexual capability turned out to be overstated. Sure, he wasn't an 18-year-old studmuffin, not that he ever had been. But I was able to coax him into an erection, and the rest was simple, inevitable, and very satisfying for both of us. Afterwards, he lay in my arms saying "Oh, Sandi" again and again. I felt similar, I couldn't believe I had my little Bunnikins back, and he was as darling as ever, and he needed me so much, and I'd love and protect him for ever.