Julie Newmar versus Eartha Kitt

          The role of Catwoman, though not Emmy material, was one that both


actresses were anxious to play. Julie and Eartha crossed paths several times
during the readings and testing for the role. It was obvious to both ladies
that Bill Dozier, the producer, was having a difficult time making his
decision. One evening Julie called Eartha to try and convince her to give the
role up. "It's obvious," Julie purred, "that I am better suited for the role.
I am a much better match for Adam then you are." Eartha seethed. "Look you
beanpole. They want an actress not some piece of fluff." "I have a suggestion
if you are up for it?" said Julie. "What's that?" cooed Eartha. "Well since we
are both after the role of Catwoman why not catfight for it?" There was a
momentary silence on the other end then "I'll kick your skinny ass Julie. You
don't want to fight me for anything." Julie laughed. "You won't be the first
bitch I had to beat to get a role. Be at my house at eight if you have the
guts little woman." Eartha said "Oh I'll be there." And slammed the phone
down.

At eight sharp Eartha knocked on the door of Julie's Malibu home. Julie
answered wearing a terry cloth robe tied at the waist and barefoot. Staring
down at the smaller woman Julie stepped aside and allowed her to enter. Eartha
was wearing a black trenchcoat tied at her waist. "So glad you could make it."
Julie whispered. Eartha hissed back "Wouldn't dream of missing the chance to
kick your ass." Both women placed their hands on their hips and stared at each
other. At a long minute Julie started to walk to the back of the house. Eartha
followed wordlessly. Entering a door off the side of the hallway Julie slowly
removed her robe to reveal a blue bikini. Eartha untied her coat and let it
fall off her hard body to reveal a black bikini. Both women had solid dancer's
legs and their midsections were flat and hard. The room was large, 25 feet by
25 feet, with a plush carpet. Julie used this room for her exercise period as
well as her occasional fights. Eartha looked at the taller woman, Julie was
almost six- foot, and Eartha was 5'5. Neither woman spoke since meeting at the
door. "Only rule is no punching to the face, we don't need to have bruises."
Julie said. "Purrrrfect." Said Eartha. Both ladies looked their rivals over
wanting to take advantage of any weakness.

Julie made the first move lashing out her long left leg and doubling Eartha
over. A second kick to Eartha's chest sent the black woman sprawling to the
carpet. Eartha gasped for breath as the tall Swede grabbed a handful of hair
and lifted her to her feet. "You should have left well enough alone Eartha."
Said Julie as she slammed a fist into the solid midsection. "UGH!" groaned
Eartha as she fell to one knee. Julie stepped back to admire her handiwork.
"Come on tough girl get up." Julie taunted. Eartha held her stomach as she
slowly rose to her feet. Julie was still standing with a smug look on her face
as Eartha charged and tackled the taller woman to the carpet. Both women
rolled on the mat kicking and scratching at each other's legs and stomachs.
Eartha gained the top spot and started slamming Julie's head into the carpet.
Julie reached up and grabbed Eartha's tits and squeezed forcing the black
woman to stop her assault to protect her sensitive breasts. "AIEEEE," screamed
Eartha as Julie squeezed harder. Eartha rolled off to the side of the taller
woman and started slapping at her hands to get free. Julie released her left
hand and slapped the singer across the face. Eartha felt her head spin to the
right from the stinging slap.

Julie stood up and stomped Eartha hard in the chest making the black woman
groan and roll away. Eartha was in agony. Julie watched Eartha writhe on the
carpet. Wiping the hair off her sweaty forehead Julie reached down lifted
Eartha to her feet and ran her headfirst into the wall. Eartha let out a moan
as she slumped down the wall dazed and totally defenseless. "Had enough
bitch?" Julie asked. Eartha moaned. Julie kicked her hard in the ribs. Eartha
gasped as the air rushed from her body. Eartha feel on her side almost in
tears. Julie kicked her again. Eartha put her hand up. "Enough, you have the
role." Julie gave her one more kick. "Damn right. I do." She buzzed for her
butler. "Make sure she gets out of here." She then went to her room to relax
and enjoy her victory.