Candy and the Rueful Rabbit 

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Introduction 

This story is essentially a love story. It is written as a classic love 
stories, with a plot that was probably first used in a Greek Tragedy. If 
you don't like love stories, or if you don't like explicit sex and 
violence, or if unhappy endings make you unhappy, don't read on. If 
you're a vehement Prohibitionist, or don't like beer, then this story 
isn't for you. 




Candy and the Rueful Rabbit 

Copyright (c) Rabbit Productions, 1995, 1996 

Chapter 1 - The new barmaid 

It was hot, I was worried, and I needed more problems like I needed a 
hole in my head. For the last six months, the bar had been losing money 
- there isn't enough distance between the price of beer and the cost of 
beer to pay for the exorbitant rent on this place. I certainly couldn't 
afford any more staff, and that's what I told the girl. 

She was pretty, even if her face was a bit thick-set. OK, let's be 
honest, her hair was nice. Long, light brown and very curly; what you 
call big hair. Very nice hair - the sort of hair that some girls use on 
you to turn you on. In fact, the more I looked at her hair, the more I 
thought it was more blonde than light brown, really. I couldn't really 
tell what her figure was like in the coat she was wearing, and I thought 
she had to be a bit weird to wear a coat in this heat. Did I mention it 
was hot? It was humid too; I could have put the air-conditioning on, but 
the electric company had funny ideas about the price of power, so I only 
put it on when the bar filled up. Not that it ever filled up. 

Of course, a pretty barmaid can help business; men seem to drink faster 
when they're talking to an attractive girl. Big breasts help a lot, and 
long hair does too. Don't ask me why, I'm a barkeeper, not a 
psychologist. On second thoughts, I take that back - there isn't much 
difference between the two professions. You can also hope that a few 
more customers will walk in, or that some of them will stay a bit 
longer. 

She looked depressed, so I offered her a drink on the house (only a 
small one), and told her to take off her coat and sit down. She told me 
her name was Candy, and I said "Sam". She took off her coat, and I tried 
to reel in my tongue and close my mouth while she sat down. Candy was 
big, very big. She was wearing a loose sweater and a long skirt, but 
even so, you could see that there was an awful lot of Candy there. "Tell 
me your problems", I said. They teach you that phrase at barkeeper 
school; it's a great way to get the customers talking for hours on end, 
and they can't talk unless you keep their throats wet. Of course, you 
don't have to actually listen to their stories; an occasional 
sympathetic noise is all they really need, like "Oh, I know", or "Oh, 
that's terrible", or "What rotten luck". But I listened to Candy. 

Last place she'd been, she'd had to leave town; some random act of 
senseless violence. She didn't seem to want to get specific, and I 
didn't want to press her. You read all the time about the terrible 
things that can happen to defenseless women, and I didn't really want to 
hear the details. She'd left fast; just jumped on the first long 
distance bus, which fetched her up here. Here? A town called Hope, 
consisting of some hundred thousand citizens without any. Her money was 
all gone, she had nowhere to stay, nothing to eat - I started hearing 
the violins in the background. 

I should have clucked sympathetically and wished her well for the 
future. Rule number one at barkeeper school is "Never empathise with the 
customers". But I had one of my stupid ideas, and found that my mouth 
was moving before my brain could stop it. I offered Candy a trade; food 
and lodging in exchange for her working as barmaid. I told her she could 
keep half of any tips, which would give her a way to build herself up a 
stake to either get a proper job, or to take the bus again. I figured 
that it wouldn't cost me much (she could sleep in the room upstairs, 
which was perfect for large parties and suchlike, and it was such a 
shame that no-one ever hired it). I thought - a big girl like she seemed 
to be, maybe the well-known barmaid magic would increase beer 
consumption. 

Her face lit up - when she smiled, she was almost pretty. I guessed that 
she was about 25. She seemed like a nice girl. But then, I've thought 
that before, and usually been wrong. I explained the job of the barmaid; 
it isn't just a matter of pulling pints, although that's a skill in 
itself. I can't understand people who drink beer from cans and bottles; 
beer from the wood is so much better, although handling the barrels is a 
pain. There's a skill to pulling a pint from the barrels in the cellar, 
though. The hand pumps that we use (I don't like electric pumps, and 
you've got to be a Philistine to put the beer under pressure) need a 
fair amount of pull, although it isn't hard once you've got the knack. 
But there's an art to getting just the right amount of head on the pint. 
Bitters can be pulled in four steady strokes, but stouts have to be 
drawn more carefully, and allowed to settle a bit halfway through. 

I showed Candy how to draw beer - I suppose not many people realise how 
much there is to learn about it. Then I explained the more important 
aspects of her job. It isn't that a barmaid has to do anything gross, 
but a bit of flirting with the customers does no harm at all. I 
explained that many of them were there because they preferred it to 
being at home, and it was part of our job to make sure that The Rueful 
Rabbit was a home from home, with a smile and a welcome always there. 
Candy asked me why I called the place The Rueful Rabbit, so I ruefully 
told her that my name was Sam Rabbit, and I watched her carefully, and 
she didn't laugh, and I began to quite warm to her. 

She helped me clean the glasses - no, let's be honest, I got her to 
clean the glasses. I mean, if you're going to have staff, you get to 
delegate the menial jobs. I swept the floor, although it didn't really 
need it, went down to the cellar to check that the barrel connectors 
were all tight, and gradually we got ready for the evening trade. 

At seven o'clock we opened. I went to the front entrance and opened the 
double doors, and a crowd poured in. Yes, honestly! Well, you know what 
they say - two's company, three's a crowd. Unfortunately, two of those 
three were Candy and myself, but at least we had one genuine customer. 
He walked up to the bar, and I heard a lot of silence where there should 
have been a request for beer. I finished fastening the doors open, and 
turned back to the bar myself, at which point I understood the silence. 

Candy had taken off her sweater. Underneath it, she was wearing a white 
blouse, and under that there was a lot of woman. I stood and stared. 
Candy was reaching up to the shelf in front of the bar where the clean 
glasses are kept, and I wished I had either a photographic memory or 
else a camera. I rapidly discarded the theory that she had a pair of 
soccer balls under there; she was just too big. Anyway, soccer balls 
aren't that shape. I heard someone moaning softly, and realised that it 
was me. I carefully shut my mouth, and my eyes. That was a mistake - as 
soon as I shut my eyes, I couldn't see the incredible sight of Candy 
stretching up, and by the time I'd opened them again, she was asking a 
paralyzed customer what his pleasure was. 

Between seven and midnight, we must have had nearly six customers. Each 
of them reacted to Candy in much the same way. She threw herself into 
the job with enthusiasm, batting her eyelids and swirling her long hair, 
and making the customers feel like they were at home, only better. We 
had better beer than they could buy in the supermarket, and Candy was 
better company than whoever they had at home. And in exchange for a 
pleasant evening out, they drank nearly $60 worth of beer between them. 
You can see why it's very hard to make ends meet in this game. 

Chapter 2 - Where does Candy sleep? 

As I locked up, my thoughts strayed to Candy. Actually, my thoughts had 
been straying to Candy quite a lot that evening, or rather to her 
stunning breasts. I wondered if they were real, I wondered how big they 
were, and I wondered if stroking her very large nipples would make her 
scream. Have I mentioned her nipples? I suppose I ought to try to 
explain. Although Candy was wearing a blouse made of some substantial 
material, you could see her nipples very clearly through her blouse. 
This wasn't the fault of her clothes - it was because her nipples were 
devastatingly large. As far as I could guess, they had to be a bit 
longer than my thumb, and somewhat thicker, and they seemed to be quite 
rigid. I thought of stroking the underside of those nipples, and I 
thought of licking the ends, and then I tried to think about cold 
showers and greasy food, because it doesn't do to have an obvious 
erection when you're talking to a girl. 

She'd taken another $10 in tips, which isn't bad considering the big 
spenders that we'd had in that evening, and she'd quite enjoyed herself, 
bantering with the customers. We split the $10 (I did consider 
generously allowing her to keep the lot, but I didn't want to set a bad 
precedent), and I showed her upstairs to what I rather grandly call The 
Rabbit Hall. It's quite a large room, big enough for a party of a few 
hundred people. I had hopes of hiring it out for weddings and funerals, 
but Hopers seemed to always hold these in church halls. This is where I 
intended Candy to doss down. She seemed happy enough - after all, it 
beats sleeping in bus shelters, and asked me where the bed was. 

Sometimes I wonder about myself. Why didn't it occur to me that she'd 
need a bed? I had tables (short) and tables (long), I had chairs 
(stacking) and chairs (folding). But since weddings and funerals don't 
need beds, I didn't have a bed. Or sheets. Or blankets. Or pillows. Yow. 
Fortunately, at times like these, the old noggin can often do a bit of 
fast lateral thinking and come up with the goods. I didn't have sheets, 
but I had plenty of tablecloths, and what's the difference? I didn't 
have pillows, but I had lots of cushions. For the bed itself, I 
collapsed a long table, and that only left a mattress to find. Cushions? 
No, they'd escape in the night. OK, what do you need for a mattress - it 
has to be about six feet long, two or three feet wide, and with plenty 
of give. What could I see that answered that description? Desperately, I 
pushed the answer "Candy" out of my head, but it kept returning. She 
looked like she'd make the most amazing mattress, with two large pillows 
included. Sternly, I disciplined my mind to the problem at hand, and 
tried to stop thinking about words like "discipline" and "hand". I 
looked down at my feet to avoid being distracted by the huge female 
beside me, and I realised that I was looking at the answer. A few 
minutes later, I had the carpet up and folded, making a reasonable 
mattress for someone who looked like she really didn't need one. 

I don't know how well Candy slept - I had a bad night. I kept thinking 
about how Candy looked, and I had a dream, which I don't remember very 
well, but which involved a girl with amazing breasts and nipples. 
 
Candy didn't look like that, you understand; she wasn't as pretty, and I 
didn't actually know what her breasts looked like. But the thing in my 
head that makes the dreams had done a bit of extrapolation, and maybe a 
bit of exaggeration, and came up with such a splendid result, it was a 
shame I had to wake up. 

Next day I got down to the Rueful Rabbit at about ten. One of the 
drawbacks of bartending is the unsocial hours that you keep; another is 
that you get to meet lots of men, many of them single, and hardly any 
women, none of them single. My social life was zilch, and my sex life 
consisted of staring wistfully at girls in supermarkets. On the other 
hand, being a bartender has compensations; all the beer you can drink, 
and you learn very rapidly to restrict that to a couple of halves per 
day. 

So you can see how even Candy's rather plain face looked good to me, not 
to mention her other assets, not that I had a clear idea of how she 
looked underneath her clothes. We got ready for the lunch-time session, 
noon till three. I went down to check the barrels, and Candy stood 
behind the bar waiting for customers. 

By half past two, it was clear that there weren't going to be any, so I 
closed up again. Candy asked me if she could go shopping - she'd left 
town so fast, she didn't have anything except what she stood up in. I 
told her that she was free till seven, but instead of going, she stood 
facing me, nibbling her lower lip nervously. I found her nibbling action 
excessively suggestive, and it made it more difficult for me to keep my 
eyes on her face. It's very impolite to stare at a girl's bosom while 
you talk to her, but almost impossible when the girl has a body like 
Candy. Eventually, she got herself together enough to explain that she 
couldn't go shopping without any money, and could she have an advance? 

An advance, I thought? An advance on what, I thought? I wasn't paying 
her any salary, and Rabbit customers weren't exactly munificent in their 
tipping. I was wondering what to say, when Candy continued to explain - 
she needed some panties and she only had this one blouse to wear. I 
tried very hard not to moan again as we both looked down at the only 
blouse she had to wear; I could see her point. To be precise, I could 
see two rather large points; were her nipples really the size of my 
thumb? I ponied up a hundred bucks, hoping that they didn't charge by 
the square yard, and away she trotted. I wondered where on earth she 
expected to find a shop that stocked her size, especially in a small 
town like Hope. 

While she was away, I went down to the cellar, pottered around in the 
brewery, and indulged my favorite daydream. Most bars sell beers that 
big companies, brew, bottle, and spend a fortune advertising, because 
no-one would drink them otherwise. Some beers are given a sporty image, 
and some a macho image. The beer that I brewed had no image whatsoever, 
just taste, head, aftertaste and gentleness. Mild Rabbit, for example, 
was a dark beer with a light taste, about 1.038 gravity, and lightly 
hopped. Rabbit's Ruin, on the other hand, was really a barley wine, with 
a gravity of 1.100, and a kick like a big buck rabbit. Rabbitbolter was 
a 1.045 gravity beer suitable for steady drinking, although more than a 
few pints would leave you more than merry. Black Rabbit was a milk stout 
that an Irishman once told me was better than Guinness - you could sign 
the head, and your signature would still be visible by the time you'd 
drained the pint. 

But I still experimented, varying the proportions of malt and hops, 
sparging the barley at various temperatures, experimenting with 
different yeasts, in search of the perfect beer. The perfect beer would 
taste like your mother's milk but more suitable for the adult palate. It 
would be gentle on the head, so that even over-indulgence would leave 
you the next day with no more than a mild feeling of lethargy. It would 
have a head that proudly announced its beerness, without getting in the 
way of pouring or drinking. And most of all, it would be in such demand 
from the customers that I would be able to afford to pay the rent on the 
Rueful Rabbit. 

Chapter 3 - Candy pumps beer 

At six thirty, I reluctantly left my little brewery to get ready for the 
evening trade. Candy had returned from her shopping expedition, and as I 
emerged from the cellar, offered me a glass of beer. I explained to her 
that bar staff didn't drink, and I explained the excellent reasons why 
not, but I told her to draw a pint of Black Rabbit anyway, so that she 
could practice her technique. 

Let me explain about beer pumps. The handle is about eighteen inches 
long and about two inches thick; it's round, and made of brass and wood 
(ideally mahogany). At the top, just above the wooden handle, there's a 
decorative brass boss. You grasp the handle, and pull it down firmly, 
and this pumps the beer up from the cellar, making it gush through the 
tap. You've probably seen this many times - I certainly had. But I 
wasn't ready for the erotic display that followed. 

Candy moved her hand up and down the wood a few times, looking for the 
right position. Then she grasped the handle near the top, putting her 
thumb gently on the decorative knob. She clenched her hand a few times, 
getting herself ready, and then she gently pulled the handle down. As 
the beer flooded out of the spigot, I moaned, as quietly as I could. 
Candy looked up from her task, smiled brightly at me, and continued. The 
handle was now fully in the down position, and Candy now had to raise it 
into the erect position. She changed her grip on the handle for this, 
using a two-handed technique. She laid both her thumbs under the handle, 
with her fingers splayed out along the length of the handle, and lifted. 
She was in a bad position for lifting; the upstroke of a beer pump needs 
very little effort, but because of her stance, she had to push hard, and 
this effort was reflected in the forward surge of her breasts. When she 
had the handle fully erect, she changed her grip again to the single 
handed, thumb on knob position, and drew the handle down again. Once 
more, Black Rabbit gushed from the spigot, and this time Sam Rabbit 
nearly did too. After five strokes the glass was full of milky black 
liquid and frothy white head. She wiped the bottom of the glass, placed 
it in front of me, and said "How's that?". 

Great, I said. I didn't have the heart to explain all the mistakes she'd 
made, and I guessed that very few customers would complain. Actually, I 
didn't have the strength, either - her method of pulling a pint had left 
me as weak as a kitten. She hadn't held the pump handle correctly, she 
hadn't pumped fast enough, she hadn't left the beer to settle (necessary 
in a stout like Black Rabbit). She'd given me a glass that was more head 
than beer, and I didn't care. 

I opened the doors and customers started to trickle in. We had a few 
more than last night, but we were hardly rushed off our feet. For me, it 
was nice to spend the evening sitting down while Candy handled the bar, 
and I thought it was worth having her around for that alone. That and a 
couple of other things, of course - I made sure I had a good view of the 
other things throughout the evening. 

I dreamed of her again that night - not Candy specifically, but a very 
pretty woman who certainly had Candy's two-inch nipples. The dream was 
confused, as dreams are, but I definitely remember her smiling at me. 

The week went by, and I got the impression that we were definitely 
getting more customers. By Friday, I was counting over a dozen during 
Happy Hour. I'd better explain about Happy Hour, you might be used to 
something different. Most bars have a Happy Hour, during which the 
drinks are a dollar off, or half price or something. At the Rueful 
Rabbit, drinks are free during Happy Hour, and I have one every day, and 
if that sounds crazy, let me explain my theory. 

Beer is 99% water; the ingredients are quite cheap. It costs me maybe 
ten cents per pint in raw materials; my main costs are the rent on the 
bar, and the huge amounts of money that the government demands with 
menaces; they call it tax, I call it protection money. If I don't pay, 
they put me in prison - what would you call a threat like that? But the 
rent on the Rueful Rabbit is the same no matter how much or how little 
beer I sell, and not even the robbers in Washington have found a way to 
tax what you give away for free. The Happy Hour gets people in, and 
during that time, it would need a determined man to drink more than a 
few pints, unless he was drinking to get drunk, which hardly ever 
happens in the Rueful Rabbit. When Happy Hour ends, the customers are 
nicely relaxed, enjoying their conversations, and they don't want to 
leave. And it's at that point that I start taking the cash that pays the 
rent. 

Saturday was an all-time record. For once we had a real crowd - at one 
point, I counted twenty people. Candy was kept fairly busy, and I 
noticed that the customers seemed to be drinking more beer than usual. 
Certainly the toilets were in heavy use, because beer is something you 
can only borrow, you always have to give it back. I guessed that the old 
barmaid magic was working, and certainly a lot of the customers were 
sitting at the bar where they could more fully appreciate Candy. And I 
hadn't done anything to correct her unusual pumping action, because it 
was such a joy to watch (and I was right about getting no complaints). 

We closed up at two in the morning. I was shagged out, and so was Candy. 
We divided up the tips, and she paid me back the hundred she'd borrowed. 
We gathered up the dead men and put them in the sink, and cleaned the 
place up a bit, because there's nothing worse than dried beer to get 
off, but we left the proper clean-up till later. 

I told Candy that the Rueful Rabbit would be closed on Sunday, because 
someone had passed a regulation that imposed their religious ideas on 
me. I had once thought as registering the Rueful Rabbit as a church; 
after all, if one religion can make the drinking of wine part of a 
sacred ritual, why couldn't I treat the drinking of beer that way? But I 
didn't like the idea of the hypocrisy that often accompanies organized 
religion, so I had to close up each Sunday. So Candy could have the day 
off. She thought for a few seconds, then asked if she could stay in the 
Rabbit, since she didn't have anywhere else to go. I thought of how much 
fun it would be to lurk in a dark and empty bar all day, then suggested 
that we go out on a picnic. Candy switched that kilowatt smile on again, 
and said she'd love to. I went home and went to bed, and for once I got 
a reasonable night's sleep. 

Next day, I got the car out. I say car; that's not true. It's a van 
ordinaire, rather old, and not entirely reliable. I called at the Rueful 
Rabbit to pick up Candy, who was wearing something new on top. It was 
lime green, and rather silky, and very large - well, it needed to be. 
Under that she wore her usual long skirt. She'd put her hair up into a 
sort of coil on top of her head, and looked very fetching. We stopped in 
at the supermarket to get some food for the day (you can probably guess 
what I'd organized to drink), and set off to find a nice place to spend 
the afternoon. 

Chapter 4 - The picnic 

After driving for fifteen minutes, I stopped the car by the side of a 
field. There were sheep in the field, but I thought they wouldn't mind 
sharing some of their grass with us, and not too far away I could see a 
small stream. Candy carried the food, and I carried the drinks; we 
spread a blanket on the grass near the stream and sat down. Candy did it 
again - I wasn't sure whether she did these things on purpose. 

I just plonked myself down on the blanket, but Candy's way of getting to 
the ground was much more complex. First, she smoothed her skirt from 
hips to knee. Then she smoothed her blouse, making sure that it was 
properly tucked in to her skirt, causing it to cling to her breasts like 
a second skin, and making her huge nipples stand out further than most 
women's breasts do. By now I was almost sure that she didn't wear a bra, 
firstly on theoretical grounds (I doubt if you can get one big enough) 
and secondly on empirical grounds (if she were wearing a bra, her 
nipples wouldn't stand out like that). 

Candy continued the process of sitting down. She lifted her skirt 
several inches and lowered herself to one knee, while keeping her back 
upright and staying in balance. Then her second knee joined the first, 
and she sat back onto her heels, the way Japanese people do. All this 
time, her back had stayed perfectly vertical with her nipples pointed 
directly at my eyes, and after a moment's thought, I could see why she 
sat down that way. What she was doing was keeping her center of gravity 
above the point of support at all times - if at any stage she had leaned 
forward, she would not have been able to keep her balance. And her 
position now was ideal - she was sitting comfortably, but if she needed 
to move to reach something, she could simply walk on her knees. 

 She started opening the supermarket food, and I started work on the 
bottles. First, I went down to the stream to fill a plastic bucket with 
water. Then I put the bottles in the bucket to keep them at the proper 
temperature. Beer should never be drunk chilled; it should be below 
ambient temperature, certainly, but not by very much. Dunking the 
bottles in water was ideal. For starters, I opened a bottle of Ginger 
Rabbit, a beer made with ginger, a little white sugar and hardly any 
malt. The strength of Ginger Rabbit is entirely in the flavor; the 
alcohol content is almost nil. I poured a pint for Candy and the same 
for me, and we both relaxed blissfully in the warm sun. 

Candy was very good company. She didn't nag, she didn't scold, and she 
had her eyes closed and her head back, which did incredible things to 
the front of her blouse, and meant that she couldn't see me looking at 
her. I could watch this all day, I thought, sipping my Ginger Rabbit. 

"You managed to find some clothes, them", I said. No, explained Candy, 
she didn't even try. She simply bought some material and a sewing kit; 
she was used to having to make her own clothes. I could see why, and 
desperately wanted to ask her how big she was, but I can't see any way 
of doing that politely. She said she'd made a few blouses, and was now 
working on a new skirt. 

I explained some of my theories about beer, and Candy disagreed with my 
notion of government-as-robber. We debated about religion (I'm an 
unregistered Cynic) and I shared some of my barkeeping expertise with 
her. She asked me how she was doing as a barmaid, and I told her 
candidly that her style of pulling pints wasn't classic, but seemed to 
work, and the customers liked it. And I told her the Theory of the 
Barmaid, and why it was a bit of innocent flirting seemed to result in 
more beer consumption. She told me that she'd always been taught that a 
bar is a den of iniquity, but that the Rueful Rabbit was more like a 
non-exclusive gentleman's club. She said that she hadn't known that 
there was so much to beer, she'd thought it just came in a can. I sadly 
agreed that most people shared her opinion, but that we would do our 
best to educate them. All this time I kept thinking I ought to do 
something, to make some move, but I was really enjoying the afternoon, 
and I didn't want to risk upsetting her. 

A few of the sheep came over to say hello, and Candy stroked and petted 
one of them. It obviously mistook her for a patch of grass, because it 
shoved it's head towards her, and gently butted her on one of her 
breasts. She laughed, and stroked its head, and it butted her other 
breast. She grabbed its head and cuddled it; the sheep's head 
disappeared in her huge bosom. I tried to breathe as normally as I 
could, but there were too many physiological changes affecting me, and I 
started hyperventilating. 

The sheep wandered away, and I briefly considered taking its place. 
Candy smiled at me, and I almost wet myself. I closed my eyes, and 
thought of the fermentation process, of different varieties of yeast, 
and of the advantages of using wheat instead of barley. A shadow 
obscured the sun, and I opened my eyes to find Candy kneeling above me, 
looking worried. 

I opened my eyes and looked up. The sight that met my eyes was surely 
worth all the beer in Bridlington. Candy was upright on her knees 
peering down at me with a look of concern, and her immense breasts were 
just in front of my face. One huge nipple was inches from my mouth, and 
once more I wondered how she'd react to having the underside of her 
nipples licked. 

"Are you all right?", she asked. Just a moment of weakness, I assured 
her, it'll pass if we both keep perfectly still. 

The sun was heading down towards the horizon and we'd finished the last 
bottle of Ginger Rabbit, so it was time to go. Candy helped me tidy up, 
and stood up by reversing the way she'd sat, and we walked back to the 
Rabbitmobile. As I approached, I could see that I had a flat tire - the 
Rabbitmobile isn't exactly in the prime of life. So, while Candy knelt 
by the roadside, I brought out the spare, and hunted for the jack. Then 
I remembered. Rabbit droppings, I thought. I'd used it to get a barrel 
into place (those 45 gallon barrels of beer weigh over 500 pounds when 
full; the idea is to move them while they're empty, when they weigh a 
mere (mere!) 50 pounds. Flat tire, no jack. There had been no traffic 
along this country lane while we'd been there, and it was a long walk 
back to Hope, which I didn't fancy in the dark. I explained to Candy; it 
sounded like a variation on the "out of gas" excuse, but I really 
couldn't see any way out of this fix. We were stuck here overnight, and 
I kind of hoped it would turn cold, so that I could suggest huddling 
together for warmth. 

Chapter 5 - Candy lifts the Rabbitmobile 

Candy frowned. "All we need to do is get the car off the flat tire, then 
we can put on the spare, right?", she asked. I nodded, but explained 
that without the jack that was currently in the beer cellar, there was 
no way to get two thousand pounds of car off the ground. Candy stood up, 
picking up the blanket she was sitting on. She walked over to the car, 
and lifted it up. 

I just stood there, aghast. She had her back to the car, the blanket 
wrapped round her hands which were under the car, and she'd just bent 
her knees, gripped the underside of the car and lifted. She looked at me 
calmly. She didn't seem to be under any stress, and looked like she 
could hold the van up all day. I told her to put it down, and she 
lowered it gently to the ground. I took my large wheel-nut spanner, and 
started to loosen the four nuts that held the wheel in place. One of 
them was rusted on so tightly that no matter how I pounded the spanner, 
I couldn't shift it, but I knew how to deal with that. "Candy", I 
called. Candy gripped the spanner in both hands and twisted. 
Unfortunately, she twisted the wrong way, and instead of the nut coming 
loose, the screw thread snapped and came away with the nut still rusted 
to it. 

Candy lifted up the car again, and while she held it up, I rapidly 
removed the flat tire, and put the spare into place. I bolted down the 
three nuts and told Candy to lower the car. She offered to tighten the 
nuts, but it was bad enough to have the wheel held in place with only 
three nuts; I didn't want to risk her stripping the thread on any 
others. I tightened the nuts as hard as I could, we got back in the van, 
and I drove home very carefully, aware of the wheel that was a nut 
short. 

We didn't talk. What do you say to a rather pretty girl who has just 
lifted a car weighing about a ton? I realized that because she'd lifted 
one side, she'd only lifted half a ton, but I'm not sure that "only" is 
the right word in this context. 

Candy broke the silence. "I'm sorry", she said. "Sorry?" I asked. "About 
that." she said. "No, not at all", I said. There was more silence, and 
after a while, I looked across at her. Then I stopped the van, and 
turned to face her. "Candy, please don't cry", I said. I felt terrible. 
She was sobbing quietly, obviously in deep distress. What do you do with 
a girl who's crying? Right, you put your arm round her. But what do you 
do with a girl who can lift a car without any apparent strain? Right, 
anything she wants. I didn't know what to do. 

Thousands of years ago, some genius had worked out that if you sparged 
barley, extracted the malt, added water, hops and yeast, and left it to 
ferment, you got a drink that made all other drinks irrelevant. No-one 
knows his name, so I call him Eric the Brewmeister. And when I'm in a 
fix, and don't know what to do, it's Eric I call on. What would Eric 
have done in this situation? Put like that, it's easy, so I turned to 
Candy and put my hands on her shoulders. She leaned towards me, put her 
arms round me, and sobbed and howled louder than I'd ever heard anyone 
cry before. I tried to put my arms round her but they wouldn't reach, so 
I held her as best I could while she cried; I stroked her hair and 
whispered "There, there". I know it's not an original phrase, but I 
couldn't think of anything clever, and it seemed to be appropriate. The 
surprising thing was that I didn't have an erection; I'd been lusting 
after this girl all afternoon, and now - nothing. I just wanted her to 
stop crying - I would have done anything to stop her crying, but there 
was a lot of pain deep inside her, and the weeping was just an 
expression of that pain. 

After an eternity, the crying turned to sobbing, then to sniffles, then 
to silence. I unwrapped my arms and put my hands back on her shoulders, 
and said "Candy, tell me about it", in my best bartender voice. She 
sniffed. Then she pulled up the sleeve of her blouse so that I could see 
her forearm. 

At first, I couldn't understand what she meant, and then she started to 
clench her fist. As her hand opened and closed, her forearm grew - 
slowly it increased in size until it was thicker than mine. Candy looked 
up at me, and I met her eyes. She blinked away a tear, then looked down 
at her arm again. I followed her gaze; she continued to flex her 
fingers, and I began to see the prominent ridges of muscle hardening on 
her arm. The veins became more noticeable, and the tendons connecting 
her fingers to the extensor muscles began to stand out. I noticed a drop 
of water falling onto the large bulges of her forearm, looked up, and 
saw that she was still crying. I tried to brush away her tears, then 
looked down at her arm again. She was still working her muscles, and by 
now, they had grown more than I would have thought possible on a man, 
let alone on a very feminine girl like Candy. Still her fingers opened 
and closed, and I began to wonder just how muscular this sweet girl 
could possibly be. Eventually her hand became still, and I gazed in awe 
at her forearm. 

It was about as thick as my thigh. It wasn't fat, just very, very large. 
And it wasn't just round, it was ridged with muscle. I could see the 
blue lines of her veins, I could see a light dusting of fuzzy hair, and 
I could see a forearm that made Popeye the Sailorman look small. "You 
like spinach, then", I said. She laughed, and I felt glad that I'd 
cheered her up a bit. "I like you, you've got the best sense of humor 
I've ever met", she said. 

Yeah, right. I was five foot eleven, and about 220 pounds, none of it 
muscle. One of the side effects of beer, is a beer belly, and although I 
didn't actually drink that much, I still had the belly. I've still got 
all my hair, and hardly any of it is grey, but I daren't grow a beard, 
as that would be almost pure grey. I'm a failed bartender running a 
failing bar in a nowhere town, and my main dream is to brew the perfect 
pint. Girls don't look at me twice, and they only way I can keep my 
pecker up is to joke about life. "Can I touch?", I asked. "Sure", she 
said. 

I put my hand on that incredible forearm, stretching my fingers out. I 
put my other hand underneath, and tried to make my fingers meet, and 
couldn't. My hand span is nine inches, so that meant her forearm was more 
than eighteen. I could see why half a ton of car wouldn't be a problem. 

"Are you like this all over?", I asked. She nodded, and closed her eyes. 
I think she was waiting for something, and I tried to guess what. Eric, 
help me here. What's she expecting? I guessed she was used to two main 
reactions, and I told her so. She looked at me with her cool grey eyes, 
and said "Three, actually". "I guess the first kind of reaction you get 
is totally negative". Right, she said, the guy just wants to get away 
and never wants to see me again. "And the second kind of reaction you 
get is a challenge." Yes, she said, some men see me as a threat to be 
conquered, and challenge me to an arm wrestling match or something like 
that. "Which there's no way they can win, of course", I said. Wrong, she 
said. They always win. Why would I want to beat them? 

I looked at her - that hadn't occurred to me. She let them win, so that 
they wouldn't feel bad! It made sense, though, Candy didn't need to 
prove anything. "So what's the third reaction?". Candy shuddered. "Some 
men want me to hurt them". 

Yes, I could see that. I felt tugged that way myself, a bit. But I also 
wanted to prove to her that I was stronger than she was. I looked again 
at her forearm, and at mine, and told myself not to be silly. I thought 
that I could challenge her to some duel and win, and try to imagine that 
she hadn't let me win, and I thought that my imagination wasn't good 
enough. 

"I can make better beer than you", I said, confidently, and Candy 
dissolved into giggles. She wrapped her arms round me and hugged me, and 
told me I was funny, and I hugged her back, and we kissed. 

Have you ever kissed a really strong woman? I've kissed a few girls (not 
many), but never anything like Candy. Her lips were soft, but her tongue 
was strong. It was the same with her body; an interesting mixture of 
hard and soft. Pretty soon I was having trouble breathing; it wasn't 
that she'd covered up my mouth, because I could still use my nose. It 
was her arms round me. Before I passed out from lack of air, she 
released me. "Whew", she said. "Wow", I said. "Candy, could you be a bit 
more gentle with your arms?" "Sure", she said, putting them round me 
again and pulling me towards her. This time she was a lot more gentle, 
and I could breath just fine. This time I broke the hold - I was close 
to wetting myself. It wasn't just the kiss, it was being held close to 
those amazing breasts, and especially those extraordinary nipples. I 
moaned with pleasure as she tucked herself in and tidied her hair. 

"Candy - you don't have to stay in the Rabbit Hall", I said, "Come back 
to my apartment." She turned those grey eyes on me, and I felt like I 
was drowning. "No", she said, "I never go to live with someone on the 
first date." It was my turn to fold up laughing, and I started up the 
Rabbitmobile and drove her back to the Rueful Rabbit. "But you do kiss 
on the first date", I said as we went inside. "Yes", she said, and this 
time she was standing in front of me as her arms went round me, her 
breasts pressed into my chest, her nipples screamed for attention 
against my skin, and by the time the kiss was over, she was supporting 
my weight in her strong arms. "Good night", she said. Goodnight, Candy. 

I slept pretty well that night, considering. 

Chapter 6 - Kissing Candy 
 
By the time I got in to the bar on Monday, Candy had cleaned the place 
up, washed the glasses and was practicing her arm action at the pump. 
"Good morning", I said. I wondered if I should kiss her, but decided it 
would be pressing my luck. I went down to the cellar to see how the Old 
Peculiar Rabbit was getting on. This was a special project of mine, 
involving an unusual ingredient - treacle. I got the idea from Alice 
through the Looking Glass, where they had a treacle well. Treacle is the 
residue left after you refine brown raw sugar into white sugar - they 
take out all the good stuff because people seem to like it that way. So 
in treacle, you get the concentrated goodness of sugar cane, without 
very much sweetness, and I was experimenting with adding varying amounts 
of this to a brew that I proposed to call Old Peculiar Rabbit. 

I turned to get my notebook, and collided with something that hadn't 
been there a moment ago, something that seemed to be both hard and soft, 
something that put its arms round me and hugged until I thought my ribs 
would crack, and which then kissed me until I nearly passed out. "Candy, 
stop it", I heard some idiot say. I knew he was an idiot, because why 
would anyone want her to stop? She looked hurt, and I apologized at 
once, and said I didn't mean it, and tried to put my arms round her. I 
had the same problem as yesterday - they weren't long enough, but I did 
my best, and we stayed that way for quite a long time. I'm not sure who 
broke first, I think we both needed a breather. Candy smiled at me, and 
went upstairs. By the time I'd followed her, it was time to open up. 

I was surprised at the number of customers we had, although looking at 
Candy, I thought I knew the reason. I'd tried to get my arms round her, 
and found it impossible. Since I measured about six feet from fingertip 
to fingertip, it followed that Candy was more than 72 inches around her 
top half. Looking at her, I found that entirely plausible. 

After the last customer had drained the last pint and I'd locked up, I 
walked up to her boldly and took her in my arms. She came to me easily, 
a delightful mixture of hardness and softness. As we kissed, I undid her 
hair from the comb that she used to control it, then moved my hands up 
to under her armpits. I gently dug three fingers in to each, and moved 
them around. The result was most satisfactory; Candy screamed and jumped 
away, looking very surprised. I explained what she was supposed to do; 
keep her arms up and let my fingers touch every part of her armpit. 
Screaming was allowed, but she had to control her impulse to stop me 
from doing it. Candy hadn't heard of anything like that before, but she 
was willing to try. 

She put her arms round my neck, and I moved my fingers under her arms 
again. As I gently dug my fingers into the sensitive hollows under her 
arms, she made a little noise, which gradually got louder until she was 
almost screaming. I relished the feeling of power; this girl could lift 
a car, and here I was making her scream using no more than my 
fingertips. It didn't last long. Candy brought her hands down, trapping 
my fingers and stopping any more activity. "Mmmmm", she said. "Wow. Let 
me try that on you". 

Candy didn't do it in quite the same way. She gripped me with her legs, 
held my wrists over my head in one of her hands, and put her thumb under 
my left arm, moving it gently to and fro. Within seconds, I was gasping 
and trying to pull my arm down. She switched to the other side, and I 
let out a small cry as her fingers found my sensitive nerve ends. After 
less than a minute, I couldn't take any more, and tried to curl up in a 
helpless ball. 

Have you ever been held in a stretched out position and gently tickled 
by a girl capable of lifting a car? It was amazing - very soon I was 
screaming at the top of my voice. At that, Candy's powerful hand 
released my wrists, and I buried myself in her, sobbing with relief. She 
asked me if I was all right, and after a while I got my breath back and 
assured her that I was. "Oh good", she said, "You were screaming so much 
I thought I was hurting you." I assured her that I wasn't actually hurt 
(and I'm not sure whether that was the truth or not). She kissed me 
better, I kissed her for kissing me better, and between one thing and 
another, it was quite late before we said goodnight. I slept like a dead 
rabbit. 

The next day, I came in bright and early, because I'd had one of my 
ideas. You know the feeling? It happens to me occasionally - I have some 
major problem, and I think up an elegant solution, and the moment of 
ideation feels like someone hit me over the head with a baseball bat. In 
this case, the problem was to save the Rueful Rabbit from bankruptcy. 
Candy's presence had certainly helped, but moving from four customers to 
a dozen wasn't going to keep the wolf from the door (or, in this case, 
keep the rent paid). To break even, I calculated that the Rueful Rabbit 
needed to sell at least fifty pints per day, and since the average 
customer drinks two or three, we weren't out of the woods yet. 

Clearly the presence of Candy was helping, but there must have been 
hundreds of potential customers who would come to see a girl as stunning 
as Candy wearing her green silk blouse, and would stay to drink beer 
that was substantially better than what they were used to. But you can't 
advertise a bar on the basis of "Very busty barmaid here". I needed to 
tell them about Candy's delights, without making it too obvious. In 
Hope, you can't run a topless bar (anyway, I didn't think that Candy 
would be willing). But you certainly can run a sports bar. I'd never run 
a sports bar, because in my mind, a bar is for talking to people and 
drinking beer, not for watching television. But I had in mind a rather 
different sports bar, a bar devoted to just one sport, in fact. An arm 
wrestling bar. 

Chapter 7 - The arm wrestling bar 

Unless you're a man, you probably don't understand about arm wrestling; 
it's very much a man thing. Evolution has left men very competitive; 
think about the difference between the drab duck and the gaudy drake, or 
about the peahen that looks like a brown chicken, and the peacock with 
its astonishing display. Human males also love to show off, and you 
mustn't get upset about that, we can't help it any more than a peacock 
can. One of the ways men like to show off is in competitive sports, 
especially one-on-one. Some bars offer darts, some bars offer skittles, 
but neither of these can compare in adrenaline-generation to direct 
contests of strength, such as wrestling or boxing. Well, the fighting 
sports need a lot of equipment, a doctor on hand, and it's all very 
specialized. But for arm wrestling, all you need is a good strong table. 

We could organise knockouts, round-robins and record-breaking contests. 
We could have teams events, leagues, and pairs events. I could dream up 
all sorts of variations around the theme of two men sitting opposite 
each other, and especially the variation that consisted of one man 
sitting opposite one woman. Because Candy would be the main attraction 
in all this; I could imagine men fighting for the privilege of being 
defeated by a lovely girl. And all this would be thirsty work. 

But first, I had to see if Candy would be willing. She went to a lot of 
trouble to cover her arms and legs from casual gaze, and I'd be asking 
her not merely to reveal her strength, but actually to flaunt it. I had 
no doubts about whether she'd be up to it; hadn't I just seen her 
lifting the Rabbitmobile with those hands? And when she'd gripped my 
wrists in her hand, she didn't actually hurt me, but I didn't have the 
slightest illusion that I could break free. 

That evening, after we closed the Rueful Rabbit, I invited her up to my 
flat for a chocolate drink (barpeople don't drink much alcohol, because 
if they do, they don't last long as barpeople). We held hands as we 
walked down the street, and you can't imagine how proud I was of her. A 
cyclist trundling towards us lost his concentration totally, carried on 
looking at Candy as he wobbled past, hit the kerb, and went down with a 
crash. Candy turned round and was on top of him in a flash, helping him 
to his feet, asking if he was all right, and giving him a bit of a 
cuddle with the huge breasts that had caused the problem in the first 
place. After a few minutes, she decided that he would be fine, and we 
continued back to my apartment. 

"Does that happen a lot?", I asked her. "Does what happen a lot?", she 
replied, innocently. Too innocently. When we got inside she came back to 
it. "Yes, I think it does. But I can't really tell, because I don't know 
how often that sort of thing happens to other girls." I told her that it 
was hardly ever, in my experience. Certainly I would ogle a pretty girl 
as much as anyone, but it was only a girl with a body like Candy that 
would capture my undivided attention to the extent of walking into 
things. Candy explained that she couldn't really tell very much - yes, 
men walked into things and dropped things, but she wasn't sure how much 
that happened when she wasn't there. 

This is a philosophical question, first addressed by Bishop Berkley and 
by numerous philosophers since. The Bishop posed the question, if a tree 
is in a wood, and no-one is there to see it, then how do you know that 
the tree is there, and indeed is the tree truly there. The bartender's 
version of this is, beer only counts when you drink it. Schrodinger's 
cat is a special case of this. One of the prime principles of quantum 
mechanics is that the act of observation always affects what is 
observed. The bartender's simplification says that if you taste beer, 
you always have less of it. 

We got home, and I went into the kitchen to put in the kettle. The offer 
of chocolate wasn't just a ruse, I really meant it. By the way, not a 
lot of people realise that chocolate has a different effect on most 
women, compared with the effect it has on most men. Each person get a 
different sensation on their tongue when they put a piece of chocolate 
on it, but women seem to get a lot more delight from chocolate than men 
(men like nuts more than women). Call me an unreconstructed MCP if you 
like, but I'll stick to my theory about chocolate. If you buy into this 
theory, you'll do what I do. If the way to a man's heart is through his 
stomach, one of the things that helps with a woman's heart is chocolate. 

Candy followed me into the kitchen, and watched me pottering about, 
performing the Ritual of the Chocolate (maybe I'll tell you about this 
some other time). When I'd finished, I had two steaming mugs to sip, and 
I intended to get her all chocolated up, and then float my arm wrestling 
idea. Some men try to get women drunk - I think that's a despicable way 
to get a girl into bed. Chocolate, though, is socially acceptable and 
much more certain. We sat down on the couch facing each other. I took a 
sip of chocolate, and so did Candy. Then she put her mug down, placed 
mine on the table, and jumped on me, head first, across the couch, 
ending up with her full length laid alongside of and on top of me, 
without even needing the aphrodisiac effects of the chocolate. 

Have you ever been jumped on by a very well developed girl? Candy was 
very well developed indeed, in two senses. I was overwhelmed 
immediately, and had neither the capability nor the will to push her 
off. Her mouth covered mine, her tongue found mine, one of her hands 
gripped both of mine and pulled them over my head, and her other hand 
slid inside my T-shirt, up my body, coming to rest under my arm. Once 
there, she gently rubbed the fur under my arm, until I started screaming 
with delight, or at least I would have been screaming if she hadn't had 
my mouth trapped with hers. I felt her breasts against my chest, her 
nipples on my skin, her legs on mine, her hands on my arms, and the 
exhilarating sensations she was causing my body to feel were greater 
than anything I'd ever felt before. She continued this for a very long 
time, and I don't know how long I lasted, but she converted my raging 
erection into a devastating orgasm that was several times more amazing 
than any I'd ever had. I think she released my mouth so that I could 
scream my way through the massive pulses of ecstasy, which towards the 
end felt so stupendous that the difference between pleasure and pain was 
blurred, and I lost consciousness. 

I gradually returned to this world. I found that I was on top of Candy, 
and wrapped up in her arms, my face resting on the largest, softest 
breast in the world. I opened my eyes, and moaned. Candy asked me if I 
was all right, and I told her that I had never felt so all right in my 
life. She stood up, still holding me in her arms, and carried me to the 
bedroom. I weigh over 200 pounds, none of it muscle, and she didn't seem 
to have the slightest trouble carrying me to bed, where she helped me 
undress (to be more precise, I feebly co-operated with her undressing 
me), tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss, and left. I thought of 
asking her to stay, but by the time I'd got the thought formulated, I 
was asleep. 

Chapter 8 - In love with Candy 
 
Next morning, I woke up feeling great, and as I thought about why this 
might be, I realised that I was in love, in love with Candy, and that it 
seemed very likely that she felt the same way about me, given the events 
of the previous evening. Her incredible femininity and overpowering 
strength seemed like the most wonderful attributes of the most 
marvellous person I'd ever met, and best of all, she seemed to like me 
too. I thought about this, and decided that I should make a formal 
declaration to her that day. On the way to the Rueful Rabbit I stopped 
off at a shop for a small present, which I got the shopgirl to gift-
wrap. 

When I arrived at the Rabbit, Candy was getting the place ready for the 
afternoon session. I went straight up to her, took her in my arms (as 
much of her as I could get hold of), and told her that she was the most 
wonderful girl I'd ever met, that last night had been the most wonderful 
night of my life, and that I loved her deeply and truly. Candy burst 
into tears. I gave her the present I'd bought, and she stopped crying 
long enough to unwrap it, revealing a gorgeous cuddly rabbit. "Oh, Sam", 
she said, and put her arms round me and squeezed. I'd hate to be in 
Candy's arms if she was trying to squeeze to hurt; her love-squeeze left 
me almost unable to breathe and in considerable pain. After a couple of 
minutes she put me down (somehow in the heat of the moment, she'd lifted 
me a few inches off the ground) and started kissing me, which left me 
completely unable to breathe. "I love you too", she said, which were the 
most wonderful words I'd ever heard, and left me in seventh heaven. 

All through that day, we each took every possible opportunity to brush 
against each other, to touch, or even to kiss when no-one was looking, 
and that evening we went back to my apartment again. I headed for the 
couch, hoping for a repeat of last night, but Candy had other ideas. 
"We've got to talk seriously, Sam", she said, and I thought she was 
going to talk about commitment (which was fine by me) and marriage 
(which I wasn't so sure about, once bitten twice shy). But that wasn't 
what she meant. "Sam, you've got to see what you're getting yourself 
into". 

Candy took off her blouse, and I thought that I was quite prepared to 
get into that, yes please. Her breasts were as large as soccer balls, 
with large stiff nipples that stuck out at least two inches. But then my 
eyes wandered down slightly, and I could see that her stomach was hard 
and flat - well, not flat, because it seemed to be ridged with what I 
guessed was muscle. Then she flexed her arms, and I could see how a 
woman could lift a car. Her lower arms were huge slabs of muscle, but 
her upper arms were gigantic. She'd always worn a loose-sleeved blouse, 
so I hadn't appreciated before just how big her upper arms were. Her 
shoulders were broad and had the same kind of ridges that he arms had. I 
wondered just how big she really was, and fetched the tape measure from 
my sewing-box to find out. I ran the tape round her forearms, getting 
twenty inches; her upper arms were twenty four. To compare, I measured 
my own arms, which looked rather puny compared with Candy's, thirteen 
inches of lower arm, and fourteen round my bicep. And some of that 
wasn't muscle. "Candy, you're not just a woman", I said, "You're a 
superwoman". She sat down on the couch, and I sat down next to her, and 
looked into her lovely grey eyes, and wondered how I had ever thought 
that she was plain. 

For quite a long time now, Candy's breasts had occupied a great many of 
my waking moments, and now they were totally naked, and just a few 
inches away. After she lifted the car, I thought I'd never dare to touch 
her without getting permission, but the way she looked at me, I didn't 
think I needed it. If she didn't want me to do something, she was 
entirely capable of telling me so. And I couldn't see any way that any 
man could do anything to Candy against her will. So I reached out 
towards her, and touched one of her nipples. 

It was stiff and hard, and rubbery and soft, and Candy lowered her eyes 
and looked at me submissively. I felt that I had this incredible girl 
totally under my control, and I watched her shudder gently as she drew 
in her breath. I came a little closer, and moved my fingers under the 
nipple, and Candy moaned slightly. I put one hand on each nipple, with 
my thumb underneath, and rubbed gently, and Candy screamed and exploded 
into action; I found myself in a grip of steel, entirely surrounded by 
half-naked superwoman. She had one of my wrists in each of her hands, 
and she had me spread out like a starfish. "Candy", I said, "Let me go, 
and put your hands by your sides." 

She opened her eyes and did as I asked. "Close your eyes, and lean your 
head back". When she did so, I started stroking her neck; there's a 
little hollow just under the Adam's apple that some women love to have 
touched, and the place where the neck joins the shoulder. Candy seemed 
to like all of these, and she hummed as I ran my hands over her delicate 
skin. Then she opened her eyes, sat up straight, and said briskly "Your 
turn now.". I could hardly refuse - I was in a high state of sexual 
excitement, and as she ran her hands down the sides of my body, I could 
scarcely hold in a scream. I managed to grit my teeth and muffle the 
sound, until Candy's hands reached round my back and stroked the place 
where I'd have a tail if I had a tail, which of course I don't. 

Over the next few hours, Candy and I explored each other's semi-naked 
bodies. There was scarcely a square inch of her skin that couldn't be 
used as an erogenous zone, and she found places on me that I hadn't 
known I had. I think it helped that I was so deeply in love, I think it 
helped that she was so lovely to look at, and it certainly helped that 
she was much stronger than I was and could control my body in any way 
she wanted. 

You can only take so much arousal and pleasure, and as we rested with me 
nestled against her large, firm breasts, I remembered my idea. "Candy", 
I said, "I've had an idea". I explained my idea about a sports bar that 
specialized in arm wrestling, I outlined my thoughts for the various 
contests we could have, and I explained that it was the best idea I'd 
ever had, apart from opening the Rueful Rabbit in the first place. "And 
falling in love with you", I added hastily. 

Candy looked thoughtful, and said that it sounded like a great idea, but 
wanted to know where she fit in to this. "I want you to be the house 
champion", I said. Whatever the contest, the winner would have the 
chance to go one-on-one against Candy, which I reckoned would be a 
greater prize than any cup or belt. Candy frowned - I could see she 
didn't really like the idea. "Can you arm wrestle?", I asked her. She 
said that she never had, but it didn't sound difficult, and did I have a 
quarter? I dug out some change, and she took two. She held the first one 
with the thumb and forefinger of her right hand, and pushed against it 
with her left thumb. The metal bent in her fingers, and she squeezed 
until it was bent double. The other quarter, she held one-handed against 
her index and middle finger with her thumb, and without any apparent 
difficulty, bent it double with her strong fingers. As she was doing 
this feat of strength, I was watching her forearm, which seemed to 
increase in girth until it was huge. I could see thick cords running 
down her forearm to her wrist, and I guessed that the muscles that power 
your fingers are actually in your lower arm, and connected via tendons 
to the fingers. 

Please don't get me wrong - I'm not into this bondage and torturing 
stuff, but I needed some way to control Candy so that I could do things 
to her. It was obvious that even a heavy steel chain would not be able 
to offer much resistance to this superwoman, but I could see a way to 
tie her up and make her helpless. 

"Let me show you what I can do", I said. I took the coins from her, and 
put her arms behind her back. I went behind her, and using a paper 
handkerchief, I tied her wrists together. While I was behind her, I 
looked at her back. Her shoulders were wide and covered in layers of 
muscle, and I could see great pads of it running down each side of her 
back. I guessed that she was the same in front, except that her immense 
breasts hid most of her chest muscles. Then I came back in front of her, 
and started to caress her sides. Gradually, I brought my hands closer 
and closer to the middle, until my fingertips were running up and down 
her belly. She was obviously having a lot of trouble standing the 
extreme pleasure that I was putting her in, but I was just getting her 
ready for the main event. 

While her hands were tied behind her with the paper handkerchief, she 
was helpless, and unable to stop my wandering hands as they stroked the 
upper slopes of her full breasts. I slowly worked my way down to the 
underside - by this time her head was thrown back and she was close to 
explosion. And when I homed in on the nipples that were by now fully 
erect and over three inches long, she screamed a mighty scream, and her 
arms whipped round my body and crushed me to her. 

As soon as she realised that she was being a bit too rough, her hold 
relaxed slightly; it still felt like there were thick steel cables 
encircling me, but at least I could breathe. We lay there panting for a 
while, and kissing a bit, and telling each other how much we loved each 
other, and saying and doing the things that lovers do. I asked her if 
she'd like to stay the night, and she was obviously tempted, but not 
enough. Next time, I thought. Next time I'll get the chocolate down her, 
and she'll be putty in my hands. Next time, I thought, and fell asleep 
before I could complete the thought. Wrestling with a superwoman is 
pretty exhausting, I can tell you. But incredibly good, whether you win 
or lose. 

Chapter 9 - The Full Frontal 

Next morning, in the Rueful Rabbit, we discussed how to turn it into an 
arm-wrestling bar. I explained my idea that Candy and her tremendous 
body would be the main attraction, and that we had to set things up so 
as to get the most out of her physical attractions. Candy went down to 
the public library to work out the rules for the matches, and I went off 
to a local printer to find out how much posters would cost. My plan was 
to cover the town with large posters advertising the Rabbit, using a 
full-size picture of my full-size superwoman as the attention-getter. I 
explained what I wanted to the printer, and then visited a local 
photographer. I explained to him what I was up to, and the sort of shot 
I wanted, and that I wanted PMTs for the printer. Then I went back to 
the Rabbit, and started writing the copy for the poster, and for 
handbills to distribute. 

Candy returned from the library that afternoon with a remarkably simple 
set of rules for arm wrestling. Too simple. I wanted a complex set of 
rules, covering a complex set of different contests, otherwise the 
customers would get bored too quickly. Candy and I sat down to devise 
what would come to be known as Rabbit's Rules. First of all, I 
challenged Candy to arm wrestle me. Obviously I knew I didn't have a 
chance, but I wanted to explore the mechanics of the sport. Candy put 
her elbow on the table, I put my arm in hers, and discovered the first 
problems. Where are you supposed to put your elbow, exactly? Clearly, we 
had to have some sort of indentation in the table to show where the 
elbows went. Secondly, how do you get the contest started? I didn't 
fancy the idea of just shouting "go"; surely we could work out something 
a bit more scientific. The problem was to restrain each contender from 
starting to push until both could start, but if they started by gripping 
hands, you couldn't see if one of them were cheating. I solved this 
using tissue paper, an egg timer and a video camera. I used tissue paper 
to tie each contender's arm into the upright position, and started the 
egg-timer. As soon as the last of the sand ran out, the arm-wrestlers 
could tear the paper, grip hands and start. The video camera was there 
to see if anyone jumped the gun. Three minutes might sound like a long 
time before getting started, but I reckoned the competitors would spend 
it hurling insults at each other, and getting the crowd wound up. 

Candy and I tried a few mock contests, and I can tell you whenever she 
let me press her arm down, I had the same incredible feeling of power. 
After she'd let me win the third time, I couldn't take it any more, and 
I hurled myself at her with a wordless shriek. She caught me easily, and 
we sank to the floor in a wrestling match that very rapidly turned into 
an erotic encounter. By the time we'd reluctantly disentangled 
ourselves, it was time to open for the evening trade, so Candy smoothed 
her blouse, tucked it into her skirt, and I opened the doors. 

Business was quite brisk that evening. Obviously word of my astonishing 
new barmaid had spread, and people were coming to see if the rumors were 
true. They were, and I wondered what effect Candy would have on these 
guys when they saw her arm muscles. 

Next day, the photographer arrived. What I wanted ideally was a full 
frontal topless shot, but I knew that Candy wouldn't agree, and even if 
she did, the good burghers of Hope wouldn't have let me plaster a 
topless Candy all over town. So we did the next best thing. I persuaded 
her to roll up her sleeves and turn half-sideways, so that you could see 
both the huge size of her biceps, and the extraordinary depth of her 
bosom. I thought that she might be able to win a contest with the power 
of those breasts alone, simply by using them to weaken her opponent. I 
certainly felt weakened whenever she used them on me. 

I also felt weak when I opened the letter from the bank. The interest 
rate had gone up again, and they had decided to pay off my loan from my 
checking account. What? They can just take money out of my account and 
pay it to themselves? Crooks and criminals! I would take my business 
elsewhere! Meanwhile, how was I going to pay for the advertising posters 
and handbills. I explained the situation to Candy, and her eyes went 
large as she realised what it implied. I had run up some large debts on 
the assumption that I had this cash in the bank, and here the bank was 
calmly informing me that they were stealing it. I told her I was going 
to see the manager, and she asked if she could come too. I could see no 
harm in having a large and distracting Candy around, so I told her to 
tag along. 

Down at the bank, I demanded to see the manager. They kept us waiting 
for fifteen minutes, and then we were shown into a large and imposing 
office, full of expensive furniture that had been paid for out of their 
excessive profits, made by grinding the faces of bartenders all over the 
country. The bank manager stood up to greet me, full of insincere smiles 
and hair oil, and with his hand stuck out for me to shake. I bet he 
drank cider. I didn't want to go near this snake-in-the-grass, let alone 
shake his double-dealing hand. Candy came past me and walked towards his 
hand, and then carried on walking. She walked straight into him, from 
top to bottom, and as he backed away, she carried on walking forward. He 
backed into a wall, and Candy followed him, pressing her entire body 
against his. After a few minutes standing like this, and jiggling her 
body up and down, she backed off, and he slid down the wall to sit on 
the floor. "Here's the plan", she said. "You're going to restore Sam's 
bank account to just the way it was. You've got discretion in these 
matters, and you're going to exercise it." He nodded weakly, and I 
noticed the wet patch on his trousers. "Come on, Sam", she said, and 
took my hand. I don't think I was able to move either, but Candy's grip 
brought me back to the land of the living, and I followed her out. 

"Rabbit's Trousers, Candy", I said. "What on earth happened there?". She 
explained that it was called a Full Frontal. She didn't use it very 
often, but when she hit a complete stranger with it, it was as 
devastating as a sledge hammer on the head. She backed me up against a 
wall and showed me. She gently pressed her body against mine from top to 
bottom, moving up and down, and everything left my head except for the 
incredible feeling of this superwoman in contact with me. I had a huge 
erection, and I could see how a few moments of this would leave anyone 
with wet trousers, but she stepped back, kissed me, took my hand again, 
and we went back to the Rueful Rabbit. 

That evening, as we looked after the increased custom at the Rueful 
Rabbit, I kept remembering the feel of Candy's Full Frontal, and I 
wondered what other delights she had up her sleeve, or up her dress, to 
be more precise. I reminded myself that I hadn't actually seen her below 
the waist, and wondered what her legs looked like. Not to mention what 
was between them. In fact, not even to think about what was between 
them, because thinking about Candy's genitals gave me such an erection, 
I had to go down to the cellar to think about cold beer and other 
distractions. Which worked about as well as a rabbit's antlers, because 
Candy noticed I wasn't in the bar, guessed where I'd got to, followed me 
down there, and showed me an alternative to the Full Frontal called the 
Huge Hug, which I'm not even going to describe, because unless you've 
met a superwoman like Candy, you wouldn't believe. 

Chapter 10 - Love on the grass 

Next Sunday, I suggested we go out for a picnic again. This time I made 
sure that I had the jack for the Rabbitmobile (not that we needed it, 
with Candy there), a good supply of Ginger Rabbit and a new concoction 
made with oranges, grapefruit and lemons, and fermented using brewers 
yeast, that I called Rabbitade. We found a shady spot, under a tree, by 
a river, and in a field that a bunch of sheep seemed to own. I was very 
keen to find out what was under her rather full skirts, so I started off 
our love-play by getting her to sit with her legs straight out in front 
of her. I then sat on her shins with my full weight (I wouldn't try that 
with a normal girl, but I knew it wouldn't hurt my superwoman). We each 
had a bottle of Ginger Rabbit to swig at to keep the dryness from our 
throats, and I was very conscious of a large and very well-developed 
body only inches behind me, and a pair of very powerful hands around my 
waist. I knew that I'd better behave myself, although the definition of 
"behave" was quite flexible. 

I took off Candy's right shoe, and stroked the skin at the top of her 
foot. Candy hadn't expected that, and the sensation made her scream and 
kick upwards. I suppose it was silly of me to have thought that I could 
hold her down with my weight on her legs, and I flew up into the air. 
She caught me on the way down, and apologized. Let's start again, I 
suggested. This time, I sat facing Candy, while she leaned back, with 
her arms splayed out behind her, supporting her body, and throwing her 
breasts forward into sharp relief, and making her stand out even more 
than she normally did. I wondered exactly how far her breasts stood out 
in front of her body, but I could look into that later. 

This time, I tied her ankles down, so that she couldn't move, using some 
of the long grass that we were sitting on to keep her in place. Then I 
went to work on her foot again, stroking the top, sliding my hands round 
the sides, and finally putting my hand under the arch of her foot, by 
which time she was screaming loudly enough to startle the sheep. After a 
while, she couldn't take any more of this, and ignoring my wisps of 
grass, came for me on her hands and knees. 

The sight of Candy on her hands and knees would make you cry, even if 
though she was wearing her blouse. I just lay there helplessly while she 
crawled over me and dropped her heavy body on to mine. At that point in 
time, if Gabriel had blown the Last Trump, I wouldn't have had any 
serious complaint - Candy landing on top of you full length from a 
height of six inches has got to be the ultimate experience, and life 
could only deteriorate from that point on. I was wrong. As she lay her 
voluptuous body over mine, she took my right shoe off, held my ankle in 
one of her powerful hands, and proceeded to show me how it was really 
done. When she'd finished my right foot, she started work on my left, 
stroking the top, round the sides, underneath the arches, and sliding 
her strong fingers between my toes. After she'd been doing this for a 
while, she added a typical Candy touch; she started sliding her body up 
and down mine. I screamed, again and again. I think Candy can tell the 
difference between a scream of pain and a scream of ecstasy, but I'm not 
sure that I can, even when the scream comes from me. It seemed like an 
eternity - Candy simply let me scream my throat out, while she continued 
her attack on my feet and body. I think when I started to orgasm, my 
screams must have gotten more desperate or something, because she seemed 
to sense the change, and turned round and held me while I screamed and 
spasmed and bucked and orgasmed for the longest time I'd ever orgasmed 
in my life. 

After I quieted down, she kissed me, and I kissed her, and I told her 
that I loved her more than I could ever express, and that she was the 
most wonderful girl, no, woman, no, superwoman in the world, and I 
expect I said lots more stuff like that. It sounds gooey and soppy, and 
I meant every word of it, and you'd sound the same if you'd just been 
worked over by a superwoman like I had. She told me that she was happier 
than she'd ever been in her life, and that she wanted life to be like 
this forever. 

We lay face to face and with our arms and legs tangled up, talking and 
kissing, kissing and talking, until the sun started to get low in the 
sky and it was time to go home. We tidied up the picnic area, packed the 
Rabbitmobile, and drove back to my apartment. I put the kettle on to 
make chocolate - not in order to seduce Candy, because I didn't feel 
that either of us could put up much resistance to the other. I got the 
chocolate ready because I knew that my superwoman would like it, and I 
wanted so much to please her. This time, we got through the chocolate, 
and started talking about the past and the future. I told her about some 
of my failures and regrets, and about my triumphs and tragedies. I told 
her how I got to be a barkeeper (I haven't actually been to barkeeper 
school), and how I got my love of beer. It isn't just a drink, it's a 
symbol of a whole way of life, of male bonding, of the ancient art of 
the Brewmeister handed down from father to son, with women strictly 
excluded from the mysteries. 

Candy told me a little bit about her past, although not very much. She 
told me about how it had been for her at school, being teased by the 
other girls because of her size. She told me how the boys used to grab 
her nipples until one day she lost her temper with one of them and 
punched him in the belly. He was away from school for a couple of weeks, 
and no-one grabbed her nipples after that. Hardly anyone asked her out 
for dates, either, except for weird types who wanted her to beat them up 
and urinate on them, or even weirder things. She wouldn't tell me about 
the weirder things. I got my tape measure and tried to determine the 
size of her bosom, but the tape measure was only sixty inches. Never 
mind - Rabbit-brains to the rescue. I got a piece of string, and with 
Candy's help, led it round her back and across her nipples. I tied a 
knot to indicate the length of string it took, and then told Candy to 
make herself big. She breathed in, squared her shoulders, and stuck out 
her chest, and I made another knot. Then I measured the string, and 
found that Candy was 73 inches without trying, and 84 inches expanded. 
She told me that she had to make all her own tops, and had gotten quite 
good at it. I asked her about bras, but she said she'd never worn one, 
never found one big enough, and didn't see the point of wearing one 
anyway, and I had to agree. 
 
Next, I measured the depth of that extraordinary bosom. I pushed one 
hand in between her breasts, and measured the distance between her rib 
cage and her nipple. it came to an extraordinary twenty inches, and when 
she stood up straight, that was how far her nipples were in front of her 
chest. I was rolling up the tape measure to put it away, when Candy 
asked "Aren't you going to measure my separation?". I asked her what she 
meant, and she explained that separation is the distance between her 
nipples, and that they always measure it in contests. I was wondering 
"What contests?" as I held one end of the tape on one nipple, and 
unrolled it until my other hand was on her other nipple, and I barely 
had time to read off the distance of eighteen inches before Candy 
screamed and exploded at me. I should have remembered how sensitive her 
nipples were. Quite a lot happened then, and after a frenzy of licking, 
stroking, kissing and squeezing, I must have passed out, because the 
next thing I knew I was alone in bed, it was morning, and time to get 
up. 

My first thought was of Candy, and so were several of the thoughts that 
followed. I especially thought how nice it would be if we woke up 
together, and how nice it would be if on waking we kissed a bit, and 
cuddled a bit, and ... and I thought I'd better stop thinking like that 
or I'd never get down to the Rabbit. I thought how terrible it was that 
I never walked her home, and then I thought it wasn't really possible 
that anything bad could happen to her in her midnight walk back to the 
Rabbit. And I thought how nice she'd look wearing a silk night-dress, and 
I wondered what it would feel like to fuck a superwoman like Candy, and 
whether my penis would be able to penetrate the muscles of her vagina, 
and .. and I took a cold shower, or  rather a shower that wasn't quite 
as hot as I usually like it, and went down to the Rabbit, trying not to 
think about Candy. 

Chapter 11 - Getting ready for arm wrestling 

When I got there, she was pushing a broom around and singing, but she 
dropped the broom and picked me up instead, and squeezed me, and I 
squeezed her, and we both behaved like we hadn't seen each other for 
years instead of hours, and if you've never felt like this about a woman 
and had a woman feel like this about you, then I feel sorry for you; go 
find yourself a nice girl. I went down to the printer and picked up the 
Candy posters, advertising the Rueful Rabbit Arm-wrestling bar. 

The poster looked like this: 

Arm Wrestling at the Rueful Rabbit Have you got what it takes? How long 
can you hold it out? 

The first Rueful Rabbit arm wrestling contest will be held at 3 pm on 
Saturday September 13th. Come one, come all. Entrance free. Spectators 
welcome. The winner of the contest may challenge our resident 
Superwoman. 

 The idea was to make the entertainment free, but to make money on the 
beer. I left the challenge part open - I had a notion that whoever won 
the contest wouldn't want to take Candy on, especially after seeing her 
arms, so I wanted them to have a graceful get-out. But I rather hoped 
that Candy would get to beat the winner, because that would make the 
following contests more exciting. 

Throughout the days that followed, the bar became more and more crowded. 
People wanted to see the arm wrestling facilities, they wanted to see 
the rules, and they wanted to see in the flesh the incredible superwoman 
whose picture was all over town. I also had a couple of complaints. The 
first was from a pious churchman - some sort of priest or vicar or 
something. I asked him precisely what it was he was complaining about, 
and he started off by talking about naked women. I pointed out that 
there were no naked women here, that there weren't going to be any naked 
women here, and that a woman with her sleeves rolled up is not the same 
thing as a naked woman. So he changed his tack, and started to complain 
about violence. I pointed out that boxing and wrestling were far more 
violent than arm-wrestling, and that no-one complained about those. He 
complained about excessive consumption of the devil's brew, and I 
pointed out to him that beer was mentioned several times in the bible as 
a beneficial drink, that we hardly ever had anyone seriously 
intoxicated, and that he served up wine in his own church, so why 
shouldn't I serve up beer? Eventually, he couldn't think of any more 
complaints to make, so I asked him if he'd like to try just a half-pint 
of our best beer, and he agreed, so I gave him half a pint of Rabbit's 
Ruin, which I usually serve in a small wine glass, and he went on his 
way entirely happy. 

The other complaint was potentially far more serious, as it was from the 
local chapter of the Women's Movement. They sent a deputation of three 
ladies, who had a number of complaints. The first complaint was about 
the exclusion of women from the Rueful Rabbit - I disposed of that one 
by pointing out that I would gladly welcome any and all to the Rabbit. 
They pointed out that I only served beer, and that I should strike a 
balance by offering cider and wine as well. I explained that the Rueful 
Rabbit would only sell wine over my dead body, as it wasn't a wine bar, 
and that there were plenty of wine bars that anyone could go to, but 
mine was the only beer bar in Hope. I refuse to even think about cider. 
Then we got down to what was really bothering them - the arm wrestling 
contest. the main purpose of their visit, it seemed, was to establish 
that it was only open to men, but I explained that if they'd read the 
poster, they would have found no such exclusion. In particular, I 
pointed to the phrase "Come one, come all", and went into some detail 
about the exact meaning of the word "all". Finally, I offered them each 
a glass of Black Rabbit without telling them exactly what it was, and 
they loved the sweet milky taste of it, and said they'd come and watch 
the contest on Saturday - maybe even participate. 

Meanwhile, Candy and I were getting ready for the great day. I bought a 
new barkeeper's apron, which I proposed to used as a referee's uniform. 
I went out and found some really strong tables - I thought that the 
normal tables might not stand up to the strain, and a table collapsing 
in the middle of a squeeze-and grunt contest would be too comic to be 
contemplated. Each evening when we closed the bar, we would race back to 
my place for a few hours rough-and-tumble (well, I was a bit rough, but 
Candy was nearly always gentle). Once, after a particularly strenuous 
session, after she'd left, I had a hot bath to recover, and to my 
surprise, I didn't seem to have any bruises, just limbs that ached the 
way you do after hard exercise. I also noticed that I'd lost some 
weight, and I guess that this was partly because I was eating a bit more 
sensibly, but mostly because of the vastly greater exercise that I was 
getting. I was pleased about that; 220 pounds is much too much for a 
Rabbit, which ought to weigh at least 20 pounds less. 

Saturday arrived. We'd cleared the Rabbit Hall upstairs, in the 
optimistic hope that we'd get a lot of people. We weren't disappointed. 
They started arriving at 2 pm, and by 3, we have a dozen contestants and 
over a hundred spectators. Candy flew round the room making sure that 
everyone had all the beer that they needed, while I organised the 
contests. I noticed that Officer Carter was there, and I had a word with 
him. He wasn't particularly expecting any trouble, and neither was I, 
but you never know, and I was quite glad he was there. He also said that 
he wanted to discourage any illegal gambling that might happen. 

I sat the contestants down at the tables, and explained the rules. For 
these early bouts, we wouldn't be using the tissue paper, so I explained 
that they could clasp hands, but not start any exertions until the egg 
timer was done. Apart from that, the rules were simple - in arm 
wrestling you don't have to worry about hitting below the belt, gouging 
or any of the other nasty tricks that boxers and wrestlers get up to. 
They would wrestle right arm to right arm, then left to left - this 
evened up any disadvantage that left-handers might otherwise have. The 
round would be won (two points) with a 2-0 victory, or drawn (one point 
each) if each man won a match. 

After each round, each contender had to change places. If you've ever 
played tournament bridge, you'll know how it's done - in fact, that's 
where I got the idea and the movement from. It means that after eleven 
rounds, everyone has played everyone else. Candy turned the egg timer (I 
wanted people to notice her, after all) and everyone's eyes were on the 
grains of sand. At the point where the sand ran out, grunts rang out 
throughout Rabbit Hall (do grunts ring out?) and our contenders were 
straining against each other. This was the first round, so everyone was 
full of piss and vinegar, and some of the contests lasted four minutes. 
But eventually, everyone was done, and we started the second leg of the 
first round, the left hands. I suppose second leg isn't really the right 
phrase. 

At the end of the first round, there were winners, there were losers, 
the crown was yelling itself hoarse, and everyone was having a great 
time. Even the losers, who were telling themselves that they'd been 
unlucky, and that they'd be ready next time. I called the move for the 
next round, and at the same time called for orders of beer - lets get 
the priorities straight. As soon as we had things sorted out, the second 
round started. More grunts, more yells from the crowd - the atmosphere 
was terrific, and I was feeling really pleased with myself. I was 
grinning from ear to ear, when suddenly I felt something grasp me from 
behind with a grip like steel. Then, while my arms were pinned to my 
sides, a hand came round to my front, under my apron and shirt, and 
moved over my body. I screamed, partly with shock and partly with the 
erotic sensation. It was Candy, of course, taking advantage of the 
screaming crowd to make me do a bit of my own screaming. Before I could 
do anything, she moved on, leaving me weak as a kitten and barely able 
to stand. 

During the next ten rounds of the contest, she managed to do the same 
thing to me three more times - I never saw her coming up behind me, and 
I was never able to keep myself from screaming in ecstasy as her 
powerful hands raped my body. Well, I suppose rape implies I didn't want 
it, which certainly isn't true. 

At the end of the round-robin, I totalled up the scores of each of the 
contestants - the best four would go forward to the semi-final. I told 
the four lucky contenders who they were, and sat them down for the next 
part of the contest. This time, instead of two legs, there would be six, 
three with each hand. Also, the contests would happen one at a time, so 
that the referee could control the contest more carefully. 

The first semi-final went well - the guy on my left was big, but John, 
the guy on my right was huge - at least 240 pounds, and quite a lot of 
it muscle. He won five out of six of the legs, and so there was a clear 
winner. The second semi-final was more evenly matched; the very large 
gentleman on my left by the name of Cledwyn won four out of six, which 
got him into the final. 

It was in the final that the unexpected happened. John was right handed, 
and Cledwyn a southpaw. Every time they matched right hands, John won, 
and every time the matched lefts, Cledwyn was the victor. This went on 
for the planned eight legs, at which point the score was four-all. I 
decided to continue, but after four more legs, it was clear that I 
wasn't going to get a single winner. Zugzwang, as they say in chess. I 
decided to declare them both winners, and offer them both the right to 
arm wrestle Candy. I called her over. "Which of you has the courage to 
arm wrestle against this superwoman", I asked. Put that way, it was 
impossible for either of them to refuse. I nudged Candy, and she rolled 
up the sleeve of her right arm. 

Chapter 12 - Would you dare arm wrestle Candy? 

You could have heard a pin drop. She had prepared by flexing her arm, 
and it was obvious that she had arms that were thicker than most 
people's legs. Once again, I wondered what her legs were like, and I 
guess so did every man present. I heard a few low moans, and from 
personal experience I could guess that some of the spectators now had 
wet trousers. Candy smiled, and rolled up her other sleeve. The act of 
doing that flexed her right arm, and now it was clear that arm wrestling 
this superwoman was going to be like tackling those hydraulic rams they 
use to crush cars. There were several more low moans, and I knew that 
we'd be seeing those guys again next week. Candy whispered to me, "Do I 
win or lose?". Lose? Then I realised - she was asking me if she should 
throw the match. Candy was used to letting men win things - heavens, she 
let me wrestle her to the ground often enough, and it was a tremendous 
turn-on for me, I can tell you, which I suppose is why she does it. 
"Win, Candy, win", I told her. I wanted to create a situation whereby 
men came here just for the chance to arm wrestle my superwoman, which 
would only happen if she defeated all comers. Candy sat down, and looked 
submissively up at her first opponent, John. I don't know how she does 
that. She's often done it to me, but how a woman several times as strong 
as me can look submissive, I can't understand, but it's another 
tremendous arouser. 

Before the match started, I wanted to give the audience something to 
appreciate. Candy and I had planned and practiced this ahead of time. I 
brought out half a dozen apples, and passed them round the audience for 
examination. Then, I passed one to Candy. She took the apple in her 
right hand, resting her elbow on the table, and squeezed. The apple gave 
way a little, and Candy squeezed harder, until suddenly the apple's 
internal structure gave way, and there was mashed apple all over the 
table. She did the same with two more apples, and then did the same 
trick with her left hand. By now, I guessed, there wasn't a dry pair of 
trousers in the audience. 

Next, I passed round a couple of oranges. After the audience had felt 
them a bit, I gave one to Candy. She held the orange over a glass, and 
squeezed. It might not sound very difficult to squeeze the juice from an 
orange, but you try it with a whole, uncut one. Squeezing the second 
orange filled the glass, which Candy then drank. 

I wouldn't have blamed John for chickening out then, but either he was 
very brave, or else he was very insane, or else his pride vastly 
outweighed his intelligence. Common sense tells you that you don't arm 
wrestle a superwoman who can crush apples and squeeze whole oranges. But 
John sat down, put his arm on the table, and looked at Candy admiringly. 
Then I understood - Candy had warned me about this. He wanted her to 
hurt him. 

They clasped hands, and I started the egg timer. John looked at Candy 
like he was worshipping a goddess, and I started to get irritated with 
him. By what right did he look at my superwoman like that? I frowned, 
and Candy looked up at me and smiled. Candy's smile is like the sun 
rising on a June morning, like the taste and smell of Black Rabbit after 
a hard day's work. I glowed warm all over, and felt mildly intoxicated - 
very like a pint of Black Rabbit. I smiled back at her, the sand ran out 
on the egg timer, John started to arm wrestle, Candy looked down at him, 
John pushed as hard as he could, and Candy's arm didn't move. Candy 
looked up at me again, smiled, and laid her hand gently on the table, 
with John's underneath it. She knew that she hadn't used much effort, 
and I could see that she hadn't used much force, but John screamed like 
he'd been skewered by a white hot poker. I guess that he'd wanted her to 
hurt him, he'd decided that she was going to hurt him, and irrespective 
of what actually happened, he felt the pain. 

Candy looked startled, and released his hand immediately. She came round 
the table and knelt by his side, took his hand in both of hers, and 
kissed it. Then she pulled it to her breasts and rubbed it with her 
nipples. After a few moments, John stopped yelling as the pain (which 
had been imaginary in the first place) left his hand. Candy stood up and 
kissed his cheek (and rubbed her breasts on his body as she did so), and 
I led John away before my darling started getting too enthusiastic. 

I announced to the audience that Candy had won, and we moved on to the 
final round - now it was Cledwyn's turn. But first, another 
demonstration from my superwoman. For the first demonstration, I'd 
bought a pound of six inch nails, made of hardened steel, and a quarter 
of an inch thick. Again, I passed them round the audience first, so that 
they could check that they were the real thing. Then I handed a few of 
them to Candy, one at a time. She took each nail, and bent it double 
using just her fingers. The last one she treated slightly differently; 
she bent it onto a right angle, then straightened it, then bent it, then 
straightened it, and so on. Gradually the pace increased, until suddenly 
it snapped. 

For the final demonstration, I produced several cans of cola. I opened 
one of them, and passed the others round the audience. As they came back 
to me, I passed them to Candy, and she opened them, but in a rather 
different way. She gripped the can and squeezed. She increased the 
pressure, until suddenly the can gave way; it burst, rupturing along the 
side, and spraying cola all over the place. She repeated the feat with 
the other cans, until they were all gone, and there was a sticky mess 
everywhere. Especially inside a lot of the audience's trousers. 

She smiled at her opponent, who was staring at his arm and hers, 
appalled. Imagine that you plan to put your hand in a vise and get 
someone to crush it flat, and you can imagine how Cledwyn felt. He put 
his hand into Candy's, and I started the egg-timer. As the sand trickled 
out, he started to breathe raggedly, and I could see the sweat on his 
brow. In his imagination, he could see Candy's powerful hand crushing 
his, he could feel the bones of his hand start to bend and slide over 
each other, and he could feel the mind-destroying pain as his hand was 
turned into a mixture of bone fragments, blood and skin. 

Just before the sand ran out, he screamed "No!", tore his hand away from 
Candy, and leapt out of his chair. Candy looked alarmed and concerned, 
and stood up. He knocked over his chair in his panic, tripped over it, 
and was about to smash himself to the ground - just in time, Candy 
caught him by shoulders, and stopped him from getting hurt. She helped 
him upright, but as soon as he straightened, he turned and saw his worst 
nightmare with her huge arms spread out, assumed that he was about to be 
crushed to jelly, and screamed, trying to escape. Candy grabbed him, to 
prevent another accident, and held him against her body. I know that 
when she held me like that, it felt like heaven, but Cledwyn had a 
completely different frame of reference. I think he imagined he was 
about to die, and in his terror his breath failed him, his sphincter 
muscles relaxed, and he fainted. 

Yuk. I thought arm wrestling was a pretty safe sport - I expected a 
strained wrist as the worst that could happen. Candy had pretty much 
destroyed this guy, and she hadn't even touched him, such is the power 
of the human imagination. I needed to get him out of the way quickly, 
and I didn't think I was up to carrying a 240 pound man down to the 
cellar to recover. But I knew someone who could. "Pick him up, Candy", I 
said, and she carried him down to the cellar, and we laid him next to a 
barrel of Old Brown Rabbit. He smelled vile, and pretty soon, so did 
Candy. But as soon as she'd put him down, I hurled myself at her, she 
caught me easily, and we spent far too short a time kissing, and we were 
both totally aroused when we parted. But the audience upstairs was 
waiting, so we broke after a few seconds, and hurried back. 

I raised Candy's arm and declared her the winner. She stood on the table 
with her huge arms flexed, while I wrapped the champion's belt round her 
waist. We'd bought this in a boxing trophy shop, and had it engraved 
with the legend "Hope Arm Wrestling Champion". I had to make a few extra 
holes, otherwise it wouldn't have fitted snugly round Candy's twenty-six 
inch waist. 

Candy was an astounding sight standing upright on the table, the tight 
belt pulling her silk blouse over her devastating breasts, her sexual 
arousal very obvious from the size and stiffness of the nipples that 
were two inches long normally, and three in her current state. Her 
twenty-four inch arms totally explained the feats of incredible strength 
that we'd just witnessed, and her skirt hinted at the legs that we could 
only imagine. She was sex and violence; an unimaginably mind-blowing 
fuck or three months in hospital, depending on your point of view. 

After the cheers died down, I announced that there would be another 
contest next week - same time, same place. I wished everyone good night 
and a safe journey home, and pleasant dreams. I knew that they certainly 
would have fantastic dreams, and that there would be several pleasantly 
surprised wives tonight. 

By the time we showed the last customer the door, and gotten rid of a 
rather smelly Cledwyn, it was midnight. Both Candy and I were still high 
on adrenaline, plus we both smelled rather high from John's accident. I 
suggested we go back to my place and get cleaned up, and have a mug of 
chocolate, and Candy agreed that was a great idea. 

Chapter 13 - Cleaning up 
 
I put the kettle on, then went to the bathroom and started to run the 
shower - it has to run a few minutes before it gets warm. As I waited 
for it to get ready, a totally naked superwoman came into the bathroom 
and started tearing off my clothes. When I say tearing, I mean tearing - 
I doubted if my trousers would ever recover. Candy was still aroused - 
her nipples were a dead give-away, and it wasn't very long before I was 
in a similar state of nakedness and arousal. 

All I could think of was getting her down and fucking her, right now, 
but Candy wasn't willing, and what do you do when a woman isn't willing, 
rape her? Well, I'd like to think that I wouldn't, but in Candy's case, 
the possibility didn't arise anyway. Raping Candy would be a bit like 
trying to ram your fist through a brick wall; painful and futile. What 
Candy wanted was to get clean, which I could understand. She smelled of 
urine, she was sticky from cola, and she had bits of mashed apple all 
over her. I couldn't believe that I'd let the superwoman I loved get 
into this kind of mess, so I took a bar of soap, and using my hands, I 
started lathering her all over. 

I think that soaping Candy was probably the most erotic activity I'd 
ever done. She held her great arms over her head while I worked my way 
down her body, and there must have been at least fifty places where she 
screamed. But she held her pose, and I worked away with the soap, 
concentrating especially on the places that elicited the loudest 
shrieks. It was an amazing feeling. Candy had destroyed one man with a 
gentle push, and another man without even touching him, and this 
stunning superwoman was totally at the mercy of my wandering hands. I 
could made her scream at the top of her voice and beg for mercy; she was 
shouting "No, No!" so loudly that I wondered what the neighbors thought 
was going on. I can well understand how some men get confused and assume 
that No means Yes, and get accused of rape as a result; I was perfectly 
certain that Candy's No meant Yes, and no-one in their right mind would 
consider that rape was the remotest possibility where this superwoman 
was concerned. The screams were audible manifestation of her orgasms - 
the visible manifestation was a series of great shudders that racked her 
powerful body. 

By the time I was finished, I could barely stand up, and Candy was 
hanging from her hands as they gripped the shower fitting. Her orgasms 
were gradually dying down; even she couldn't come indefinitely. She took 
a great shuddering breath, and let it out in a great sigh. She brought 
her hands down and wrapped them round me in a crushing grip, and 
whispered in my ear the terrifying words "Your turn now, lover". 

We were both slippery from the soap and water, but she picked me up in 
her arms, and gave me a Full Frontal. Until you've been Full Frontalled 
by a naked, wet and soapy superwoman, you can't imagine what it feels 
like. She rubbed her huge breasts against my naked body and kissed me 
until my head spun. I gasped for breath when she released me, and found 
myself being turned upside down. She held my upper thighs with her 
strong hands, and lowered my face down her body. Her long, thick erect 
nipples dug into my chest as my face nestled against her vaginal fur, 
and I wrapped my arms round her waist to get closer. Suddenly, it felt 
as if my penis was dipped in molten iron as her mouth closed around me 
and her tongue seemed to surround my swollen shaft. She lifted me a few 
inches, and it felt like my penis was electrified; as she lowered me 
again, I tried to pull my tongue closer to her vagina, but the sensation 
on my penis was so great that all I could do was scream. 

From that point on, I felt like the world was exploding, like a volcano 
was erupting, like I was being turned inside out. I knew that the 
screaming must be coming from me, and I was vaguely aware that Candy's 
incredible strength was responsible for the spasms of pleasure that 
shook my body. But I was completely helpless to do anything except 
scream and orgasm, and I had no control whatsoever over my body's 
imperative to do both at maximum strength. 

At some point, my screams had emptied my lungs at a time when an 
especially powerful orgasm made it impossible to breath, and I lost 
consciousness. 

When I woke up, Candy was kneeling on the bed in front of me wearing 
something long, sexy and silky, and she was drying me with a towel. "I 
was a bit worried about you", she said. "Oh, Candy", I said, and pulled 
her down on top of me. She felt incredible in the silk night-dress. We 
wrestled a bit until I'd gotten on top of her and pinned her down, then 
I released her, and we kissed, long and lovingly. I nestled my head in 
her breasts, she put her arms round me, I put an arm round her waist, and 
we fell asleep like that. 

There is nothing, absolutely nothing in the world that compares to 
waking up in the morning in the arms of the woman you love, and kissing 
her awake, and gently touching the soft places that you know give her 
pleasure. We kissed, and touched, and cuddled, and tickled, and 
snuggled, and generally carried on like two people in love who don't 
have to get up to go to work. But the sun streamed in through the 
window, and I suggested that we could do this just as easily outdoors 
somewhere, over a few bottles of Rabbitade and a picnic, and Candy who 
loved a picnic as much as I did agreed.  So we disentangled ourselves 
and got dressed. Actually, Candy got dressed, I watched her. Her legs 
were long and lovely, but when you looked at them again you could see 
that they make tree trunks look feeble. I pulled her down on the bed 
again, and wrestled her into submission. I couldn't believe how this 
superwoman would let me overwhelm her with my puny muscles, except that 
she seemed to find it as much fun as I did. "Candy", I asked, "How did 
you get like this?". I knew she didn't lift weights, or anything like 
that - how does a woman get the sort of body that Candy had? 

"I don't really know", she said. "I've always been like this, I don't 
know what causes it. But I do know I have to keep it hidden, or it 
causes me even worse problems than these" and she hefted her breasts in 
her hands. "It's the luck of the chromosomes, I think. Some people have 
a pretty face, I've got these" and she showed me those massive forearms 
again. "Candy, you do have a pretty face. But I have to admit, your 
breasts are what really turn me on." 

"Grrr", she said, and rolled on top of me. "Whufff..", I whuffed, trying 
hard to breath. "Candy, what do you weigh?". "Two hundred pounds", she 
said, rolling off me. "Candy, I promise I'll never lie to you, or try to 
keep anything from you". "OK", she said, "I promise the same. I'm 240 
pounds." 

Wow! I did some sums in my head. A normal woman her height would be 120 
pounds or so, and I couldn't see any flab anywhere on her. The extra 120 
was all muscle, except maybe twenty pounds of bosom. I also thought 
about her arms. 24 inches around, compared to my twelve, meant that her 
arms were twice the size. But that meant that the cross-sectional area 
was four times the size, so on bulk alone, she was four times as strong 
as me. "I saw you lift the Rabbitmobile", I said. "How much can you 
actually lift, Candy?" She said that she wasn't sure, because she'd 
never tried to find out. Quite a lot, she thought. Yes, I agreed, quite 
a lot. I wondered how to find out. I remembered that there was some sort 
of gymnasium in Hope, and wondered if they could help. I suggested it to 
Candy, and she thought about it for a moment, then said "Well, they've 
already seen me in action at the Rueful Rabbit, so I might as well". 

Chapter 14 - How strong is Candy? 

We packed up a picnic for the day, and dropped in at the gym on the way. 
Candy was wearing her usual silk blouse and a short cotton pleated 
skirt, and her thighs were enough to make a strong man weep. I asked 
Harry if we could use his gym for a short while, and offered him a 
couple of pints of Strong Rabbit as trade, and he agreed. We went over 
to the weights, and started loading them onto a bar. We used 25 kilo 
weights, and thinking of Candy and the Rabbitmobile, we put ten of them 
on the bar. Candy lifted that over her head without much difficulty, and 
put it down again. "It's pretty awkward", she said. Awkward. I could 
barely lift one of the 25 kilo disks, and she called 250 kilos awkward. 
We added two more disks, and Candy hoisted the 300 kilos overhead. At 
400 kilos, she was obviously having some trouble, and at 450 kilos, she 
only just got her arms straight above her head. Harry walked over while 
she had it up, and when she dropped it, after the bar stopped bouncing, 
he looked at it. "Bloody hell", he said. "Including the 10 kilo bar, 
that's over a thousand pounds!" The calculator that I always carry 
around with me whirred; 2.2041 pounds to the kilo, yes, over a thousand 
pounds. "That's about 50% more than the world record", said Harry. "Come 
on", said Candy, "We'll be late". For what? Ah - I was being stupid. 
"Right," I said, "let's get going." 

Candy and I lay on the long grass. Heaven knows where the blanket had 
got to; neither of us knew of cared about anything except the wonderful 
feeling of being together, in each others arms, and in love. I thought 
about her thousand pound overhead lift, and estimated that I could maybe 
manage a tenth as much. Then a thought occurred to me - Candy habitually 
underperformed, and had never demonstrated any need to prove her 
strength. "Candy."  "Mmmm?" "You lifted 460 kilos today. How much more 
do you think you could manage?" My superwoman thought about this. 
"Truth", I said. "Mmmm." she said. "Quite a lot more, I think". I 
thought so. I was very pleased that she'd been so honest with me, and 
told her so. She kissed me. I kissed her, and one thing led to another. 
"Candy, I love you". "And I love you". 

I drove the Rabbitmobile home, and we went straight to bed. Where else 
would you go with a superwoman like Candy? We were both pretty tired, me 
from trying to keep up with her, and her from doing all the work for 
both of us, and we fell asleep in each others arms again. 
 
As we left that morning, my next door neighbor Simon Smith accosted me. 
"Mr Rabbit", he began. He always called me that. He was complaining 
about all the noise that we'd made on Saturday night, said it sounded 
like a cat being everted. I had a quick mental flash of the entrails of 
a cat, and assured him that we weren't torturing animals, let alone 
turning them inside-out, thus demonstrating to him that I did know the 
meaning of "evert". "I'd be obliged if whatever it was, you ensure that 
there is no repetition of the same, or I shall be forced to inform the 
Tenant's Committee, of which I an honored to be the secretary". Smith 
always talked like this; he was a total plonker. But the Tenant's 
Committee could make life difficult for me, so I started to apologize. 
Candy pushed past me, and walked towards Smith. As she came close to 
him, he backed away, but Candy followed him, until he backed into a 
wall. Candy then walked forward until her breasts were pressed against 
his chest, then her thighs against his thighs, her belly against his 
belly, and finally her groin against his groin. The Full Frontal was too 
much for him, and his erection exploded into his trousers. Candy kept 
pressing him against the wall. "Mr Smith - the noises that you heard 
were me having an orgasm. I expect it to happen again tonight, and every 
night. Sometimes it will happen more than once. What I suggest, is next 
time you hear me having an orgasm, think about me, and think about my 
body, my breasts, my legs and my vagina. Think about how you feel right 
now, and how it would feel to have sex with me. Grip yourself firmly in 
your hand, like my vagina would, and try to have an orgasm at the same 
time as me." She backed away from him, and he sank, moaning, to the 
floor. I took Candy's hand in mine, and we walked to the Rueful Rabbit. 
As we walked, I explained that listening to her talking to Smith had 
almost creamed me. 

That week, we had an average to thirty people each evening. Nobody asked 
Candy to arm wrestle, but she got numerous requests to crush apples, 
squeeze oranges, break six inch nails, and open cola cans. She obliged 
with all of those, except the cola cans, because it got rather messy 
when the can exploded in her hand. Candy and I took every opportunity to 
play touchy-feely, and we didn't really care who noticed us doing it. We 
were in love, she was the most wonderful superwoman in the world, and I 
couldn't believe how lucky I was, because she loved me too. 

On Saturday, we had a really big crowd. There must have been a couple of 
hundred people; fortunately, I'd guessed that we might get a big 
turnout, and I'd hired a couple of temporary bar staff. I wanted Candy 
by my side all evening, firstly because I wanted her to have maximum 
visibility to the customers, and secondly because I wanted Candy by my 
side all evening. There were thirty contestants - I'd made it clear that 
although the winner would be given an opportunity to arm wrestle Candy, 
it was optional. With that many competitors, a Round Robin was out of 
the question, but a simple knockout would be too fast, and not provide 
enough entertainment and drinking time. So I decided on a pairs event. I 
ranked them in order of weight, and paired them off on that basis; the 
heaviest with the lightest, the second heaviest with the second 
lightest, and so on. We got them sat down at the tables, and I rotated 
them in a Mitchell movement (if you play bridge, you'll recognize it). 

The evening went well - the spectators were cheering themselves hoarse, 
which naturally stimulates the drinking muscles. I was pleased to see 
that the most popular drink was Black Rabbit, which is a joy to brew, 
The next most popular was Old Peculiar Rabbit, which I'd always thought 
was an acquired taste, but the taste seemed to have been acquired by an 
enthusiastic following. 

As the evening drew to a close, we had a winning pair, and once again, I 
asked them if that would like to tackle our resident champion. Candy was 
standing by my side looking demure and submissive, and very, very sexy. 

Chapter 15 - Candy does a strong woman act 

Now came the moment that everybody was waiting for. Candy walked up to 
the table; she looked magnificent, wearing a powder blue silk blouse and 
a short white skirt that showed off her splendid legs. She wore her 
Champion belt, emphasizing the contrast between her waist and her bust. 
As she rolled up her sleeves, men gasped and moaned, and wished that 
they had muscles half as big as my superwoman, and that their wives has 
breasts a quarter as big. She rested her elbows on the table, and I 
handed her a brick, a common house brick. She gripped it in both her 
powerful hands, and with a single smooth motion, broke it in half. I 
handed a few more bricks round the audience, and passed those back to 
Candy, and before long, she had a small pile of half bricks in front of 
her. We'd been practicing her next feat, because we hadn't been sure 
that even Candy could do this. I had some one pound cans of baked beans. 
Candy took one can in each hand, and started squeezing. There was 
complete silence, broken only by some heavy breathing from the audience. 
The cans began to bend inwards under the pressure, until suddenly they 
burst, first one, and then the other, spraying baked beans in all 
directions. 

Next, I collected quarters from the audience. Candy could bend these in 
half almost as fast as I could pass them to her, and we gave them back 
to the audience to keep as souvenirs, proof that they'd been within 
yards of what was surely the strongest woman in the world, probably even 
the strongest person in the world. 

For a finale, I'd bought some one inch thick, three feet long mild steel 
bars. Mild steel isn't as strong as structural steel or tempered steel, 
but it's certainly strong enough, and none of the men in the audience 
could make the slightest dent in any of the bars. Again, we'd practiced 
this before, so that we knew exactly how far Candy could go. She bent 
the first bar double, and although everyone was impressed, I knew that 
my superwoman found that pretty easy. She bent the second bar almost 
double, and then gripped each end and pulled it apart. That was very 
much harder, and the effort thrust her proud breasts out in a very 
provocative way. It was the same story, sex and violence. Obviously 
Candy was an unimaginably good fuck, and equally obviously she was 
serious time in hospital if you got on the wrong side of her. 

She bent the bar double again, then pulled it apart, and bending it back 
and forth gradually weakened the heavy steel until finally it came apart 
in her hands. 

For the last feat of strength, we had a six foot long bar. Candy used 
her thighs to grip the bar, and bent it round her upper leg. She 
continued heaving at the steel bar until it formed a complete loop 
around her leg, the loop being about three feet in circumference. I knew 
the circumference because in practice, we'd discovered that a three foot 
long bar wasn't enough for this, because Candy's upper thigh was thirty 
four inches around. Now Candy had the bar bent in a loop, with the ends 
crossing, and she could start the difficult second phase. She gripped 
the entire loop in the vise of her thighs, and started bending one end 
into the middle of the loop. She turned the loop over, and bent the 
other end towards the middle. Finally, gripping part of the loop with 
one hand, and the end of the bar with the other, she pulled the end 
through the loop. She did the same with the other end. Candy held the 
completed lover's knot up in the air, then gave it to me, followed by a 
kiss. Then she lifted me a few inches into the air, and rubbed me up and 
down her body until I couldn't think straight, and every man in the room 
imagined her doing that to him, and most of them wet themselves, if they 
hadn't already. 

She put me down and let me recover - I had to introduce the finale. 
Candy was going to arm wrestle two men at once. The easy way to arm 
wrestle two men at once, is one on each arm. Candy was going to take 
both of them on with one of her hands. Only one of the men had to keep 
his elbow on the table; the other one was free to use all his weight and 
leverage on Candy's arm. We hadn't been able to try this out beforehand, 
so we weren't completely certain that she could win, but I'd done some 
calculations using the principles of leverage, and worked out how many 
pounds of force Candy would experience, and we tried her with that many 
pounds, and she could handle it. Still, practice makes theory a dunce, 
as they say. 

I set the egg timer. As soon as the sand finished falling, Candy came 
under attack from the two men. One of them was arm wrestling in the 
conventional way, but the other had both of his hands on Candy's, and 
was leaning on it with all his weight. In my calculations, I had assumed 
that he'd only use one hand, and I silently prayed that Candy could 
cope. For quite a long time, nothing seemed to be happening, and I was 
afraid that I'd put my darling into a position that not even her steel 
muscles could handle. Then she gave me her demure, submissive look, 
which turns me into a mixture of jelly and iron, flexed her arm, and it 
was all over. 

As a grand finale, and to keep the screaming customers pumped up, I 
handed my superwoman a succession of objects, all of which she crushed 
into dust or ground into pulp. A charcoal brick was crushed to dust. A 
pewter tankard she squeezed flat. She reduced several apples to pulp, 
and to finish off, I passed a six-inch ball of lead round the audience, 
so that they could feel how solid and incredibly heavy it was. Of 
course, lead is one of the softest metals around, in spite of its 
impressive solidity and weight. She started to explain. "Most of you 
have been wondering what it would be like to be between my legs, so I'm 
going to show you". Candy took the lead ball and put it between her 
thighs, the thighs that most men had been fantasising about all evening. 
She stood up with the ball between her thighs, and you could see the 
muscles of her legs swelling and hardening. You could also see a lot of 
cocks doing the same thing, although on a much smaller scale. Candy's 
legs became as hard as steel as the vise tightened. After a little 
while, Candy took the lead sphere out from its leggy prison, and held it 
up. It wasn't a sphere any more. She had crushed it almost flat. 

After that, we rounded up the customers and sent them on their merry 
way. Candy and I left the new staff to clear up, because I had a huge 
and uncomfortable erection, and Candy's nipples were signalling a similar 
condition, to the extent of almost three inches. We got home as quickly 
as we could, Candy ruined another pair of my trousers by ripping them 
off me, and we got into bed as quickly as we could. 

I expect you've heard of the 69 position. It means that Candy's face is 
close enough to my genitals to use her mouth, tongue and hands, and my 
mouth is close enough to Candy to be able to reach her labia and 
clitoris, and with a bit of stiff fingerwork, to even get to her G-spot. 

You maybe didn't know about the G-spot. Everyone has one, but different 
people have it in a slightly different place. Mine is just under my 
penis, about an inch from the head. Touch me there, and I'm yours, touch 
me there a second time, and I'm nobody's. Candy knew about my appalling 
weakness, and went straight for it. Candy's G-spot was inside her 
vagina, a few inches back. It's harder to locate in a woman, because 
you're working blind, but the noises that Candy made acted as a guide, 
as I gradually worked my fingers towards the places that caused the 
loudest screams. We 69ed each others genitals until we'd had several 
orgasms each, and them Candy turned round and demonstrated the 
advantages of the missionary position (face to face, man on top, in case 
you've never tried it). The number one advantage, which comes from being 
face to face, is that you can see who you're with, you can kiss her, and 
you can talk about the things that lovers talk about. The second 
advantage, which comes from the man being on top, is that you have a 
large, soft, sexy superwoman to lie on. Well, hard in some places, but 
soft in some places, some quite large places. I lay on Candy with my 
face in her breasts and licking one of her nipples like an ice cream, 
and drifting off to sleep. Just before I entered the land of Nod, I 
heard myself saying "Candy, will you marry me". I didn't hear her reply. 

Chapter 16 - Will you marry me? 

I woke up in the morning feeling really good, and in the most privileged 
place in the world; on top of a superwoman. As soon as Candy realised I 
was awake, she gave me a long, lingering kiss, that left me somewhat 
light headed. I remembered last night, but couldn't remember what she'd 
said. I didn't dare ask her - it isn't the done thing to ask a girl to 
remind you whether you are due to get married - you're supposed to 
remember things like that, all on your own self. But all was not lost - 
I had a neat trick up my sleeve. I asked Candy to marry me again, and 
this time she sat up straight in bed, pretty much Full Frontalled me, and 
said "Yes". 

I felt like the luckiest man in the world. I was in love with a girl who 
loved me, only she wasn't a girl, she was a superwoman. Sex with her was 
about a hundred times better than anything I'd ever experienced, and we 
hadn't even gotten as far as fucking yet. Because of Candy, the Rueful 
Rabbit was back in the black, and she seemed to be able to deal with 
just about any little problem by Full Frontalling someone. Life was 
good, and I suggested that we go down to our usual spot for a Sunday 
picnic on the grass. We packed some food, plenty of Ginger Rabbit, and 
even a celebratory bottle of Black Rabbit, and we set off in the 
Rabbitmobile for our favorite field. 

When we got there, we laid out our blanket, and then Candy jumped me. 
Its a bit like being Full Frontalled, but more enveloping. We rolled 
over and over on the grass, struggling to see who would get to be in 
top. As we struggled, various articles of clothing seemed to disappear - 
I really must show Candy how trouser zips work, otherwise I'd be 
spending more on new trousers than on beer. We ended up with me on top, 
although I had no illusions that this was for any reason other than 
Candy preferred it, and we kissed and talked, cuddled and talked, hugged 
and talked, about getting married, about where we would live, about 
babies, about the Rueful Rabbit, about beer, about the arm wrestling, 
about Candy, about me, about all the things that lovers all over the 
world talk about. After a while, I pulled up Candy's skirt and started 
to stroke her long, powerful legs. The feel of her huge muscles was 
thrilling, and I remembered the lead ball that she'd crushed between 
them. As her hands caressed my body, I couldn't help thinking about 
broken six inch nails and knotted steel bars, and I started to moan 
rather loudly as her hard abdomen rubbed against my hard erection. Her 
nipples were long and rigid, a sure sign of her arousal, while her 
breasts were big and soft, a tremendous turn-on. 

Candy pushed me down a few inches and moved her legs apart. My penis 
stayed high above her vagina, until she raised her hips, making a bridge 
out of her body, and capturing my penis at the entrance to her vagina. I 
felt the labia unfold and grip me first gently, then harder as she drew 
my penis inside her. I hadn't imagined that such a thing was possible - 
I wasn't penetrating her, she was pulling me inside, and I don't think I 
had any choice in the matter, not that I wanted any. I sank deeper and 
deeper into her vagina, until the G-spot on my penis was lightly 
touching the G-spot in her vagina. Her clitoris was fully engorged, and 
felt as if it were larger than a man's penis, as it nudged against the 
top of my testicles, exciting both of us still further. I instinctively 
knew that I had to service her breasts, using my hands to stroke and 
squeeze her huge nipples. Her mouth covered mine, and her tongue 
penetrated the inside of my mouth, and I knew I was in heaven. Then 
Candy began to fuck me. She did it using her vagina muscles; I hadn't 
realised that they would be as powerful as the rest of her, and I 
certainly couldn't think clearly as she used them to squeeze and 
release. She could also create a ripple effect that made me scream, and 
her strong hands tortured my delicate underarm fur. 

I rapidly moved towards orgasm, and Candy must have heard the screams 
that indicated my passion. But the superwoman wasn't going to let me get 
away that easily. She clenched her vagina, and it felt like a vise was 
gripping my penis. The incredible pressure delayed my orgasm - delayed 
it and delayed it until it was no longer urgently trying to burst 
through my penis. 

I rested on top of the most sexually devastating woman in the world, 
completed exhausted from our activities, until I felt a gentle but 
compelling pressure from the vagina that was still gripping me. 
Gradually the pressure increased, and then it combined with the rippling 
effect. It felt like my penis was trapped in a burning whirlpool, as 
Candy used her powerful vagina to fuck me. I was under no 
misapprehension as to who was in charge here. I might have been on top, 
but the mighty superwoman under me was calling the shots. 

My erection grew inside her, our G-spots melded again, and her hands 
seemed to be everywhere at once. I shouted with the fantastic sensation 
of being helpless in the arms of my beloved, but she muffled my shouts 
with a kiss, and brought me to the edge of orgasm again. Once more she 
denied me release, clenching her vagina tightly until my urge to orgasm 
dissipated. As soon as I'd stopped screaming, she started again, this 
time using her vagina muscles to alternately push me out a few inches 
and pull me back in, until once more my orgasm cried out for 
fulfilment. But Candy wasn't finished with me. I desperately attacked 
her breasts, trying to get her to orgasm so that she would let me come 
too. I rubbed her nipples, licked the hollow of her throat, tickled her 
arms, but still she kept on bringing me to the verge of orgasm, and 
pulling me back from the brink at the last moment; an inexhaustible sex 
machine. "Candy", I screamed, with only the startled sheep to hear, "I 
love you". 

My declaration of love had many of the desired effects. Candy's vagina 
pulsated with her pre-orgasm, resulting in a feeling like being trapped 
in a milking machine. My long-denied orgasm exploded throughout my body, 
triggering Candy's own gigantic eruption. 

As she came, we both totally lost control of our bodies. The orgasm 
poured out of me in a pulsating flood, while her powerful vise-like 
vagina clenched and vibrated around my penis. My breath left my body, 
powering my triumphant shout, while Candy's scream deafened my ears. Her 
legs wrapped round mine, paralyzing my body in a grip like a ten ton 
press, and her arms crushed my body, stopping me from breathing and 
preventing the screams that I would otherwise have been yelling. The 
unbearable pleasure racked my body as the superwoman underneath me 
spasmed and squeezed, bucked and shook with her own orgasms, and I 
crossed the divide between pleasure and pain once more as the sensation 
of Candy's body around mine became more than any man could handle. 

Her astoundingly powerful vagina pulled a second orgasm from me, and the 
sensations from that turned Candy's body into a sex machine. "Candy", I 
screamed as her powerful muscles minced my penis into hamburger and her 
orgasm fibrillated my muscles like an electric shock. But Candy was in 
another world, her own sensitive body entering a double orgasm as she 
simultaneously came from both her vagina and her clitoris. Her long, 
powerful clitoris rammed against my testicles, turning them to mush as 
her muscular vagina made my penis feel as if it was being hammered on an 
anvil. "Candy", I screamed once more, as she brought me to a third 
orgasm. Her body tossed me around like a rowing boat in a storm; and 
some of what I was hitting was gently soft, but some of it was painfully 
hard. Desperately, I gripped her three-inch long nipples in an effort to 
hold on, but that was a big mistake, as it increased the electric shocks 
running through her body to a new level. 

Chapter 17 - The climax 

The superwoman underneath me was now shuddering and shaking in the 
throes of a triple orgasm, as her nipples, clitoris and vagina all 
separately channelled their sensations to her body. Surely no woman had 
ever had a simultaneous orgasm from all three of her primary sexual 
areas at once; it was only Candy's exceptional sensitivity that made it 
possible, and it only her extraordinary strength that made her so 
sensitive. That same stupendous strength was affecting me powerfully 
now, as her vagina made my penis feel like I'd caught it in a mincer, 
and her clitoris rammed painfully against my testicles. I couldn't hold 
her nipples any longer, as her arms had crushed all the strength out of 
my body, and I couldn't move my legs as hers were twined around them. 
There was only two things I could do now; scream and orgasm, and I 
overdosed on both.  

Candy's arms pressed me harder and harder - I couldn't breath. She 
obviously had no idea what she was doing to me; in her state of triple 
orgasm, I don't think she was aware of anything except the gigantic 
sensation ripping through her body. I felt a devastating mixture of 
exhilarating pleasure and agonizing pain as I passed out. 

I woke up in bed, and reached out for Candy. She wasn't there, and it 
wasn't my bed.  I looked round, and saw that I was in a hospital. The 
fact that my left leg was in plaster helped my deduction, and the fact 
that my right arm was also in plaster told me that some terrible 
accident must have happened. I've heard that accident victims lose the 
memory of the events just before the accident, and I suppose that must 
be what happened to me; I certainly couldn't remember smashing up the 
old Rabbitmobile. I took stock of myself; all the parts seemed to be 
there; I could wiggle both lots of fingers and toes, which told me that 
it was not likely to be any permanent damage. As I shifted position, a 
sharp pain ripped through my chest, making me think of broken ribs, and 
then a nurse arrived. 

She was short, middle aged and dumpy, and looked like an angel from 
heaven. I asked her what the damage was, and she told me a broken 
forearm, broken thigh, and a few cracked ribs. I asked if I could use a 
phone - I had to let Candy know I was fine, well, not fine, but in one 
piece at least. She brought me a portable, but there was no-one home, 
and no-one at the Rueful Rabbit either. 

The doctor came and had a look at me, and told me not to make such a 
fuss about a few broken bones. I laughed, and then I told him it only 
hurt when I laughed. He asked me how it happened, but I told him I 
didn't remember. He told me I could get a cab home if I liked, but the 
plaster would have to stay on for six weeks, and I shouldn't put any 
weight on the leg. 

I struggled home by cab, and hobbled to my apartment. There was no sign 
of Candy, but I found a video cassette on the table, and a note from her 
suggesting that I play it. I put the cassette in the VCR, and it was 
Candy. 

She was crying, sobbing. "I'm sorry, Sam, I'm sorry. Oh Sam, Sam, I love 
you so much, but it won't work." She explained that it was her 
lovemaking that had broken my bones, and she was sorry, so sorry. She'd 
completely lost control when her orgasm hit her, and her arms and legs 
had just crushed my body. She loved me and she was sorry. Something like 
this had happened to her before, and she had to leave me before her body 
destroyed mine. She told me that she was going away, far away, and that 
I shouldn't look for her. She was leaving me because she loved me, and I 
should forget her and find a normal woman to love. She said she'd always 
remember our time together as the best time of her life. Oh, Candy, I 
love you, where are you? 

They say that time heals. Maybe it does, and maybe it doesn't, but while 
I'm waiting to find out, I need something to ease the pain. I've tried 
Black Rabbit, and I've tried Rabbit's Ruin. I've gotten drunk on Old 
Peculiar Rabbit, and plastered on Brown Rabbit. Beer doesn't help. 
Nothing helps. It hurts so bad, I can't tell you how bad it hurts. Candy 
isn't in the bar, she isn't in my bed, and she isn't in my life. 
Sometimes I go down to where we used to picnic, and lie on the ground 
and howl with the pain of it. I hate the Rabbitmobile, because she isn't 
in the seat next to me. I hate the Rueful Rabbit, because she isn't 
behind the bar. Whenever I go to bed, she isn't there; I reach out and 
there's nothing. My pillow is wet each morning, and I cry during the day 
sometimes as well. The world is empty without Candy, I don't feel like 
eating, and I don't like beer any more. Oh god, I don't even like beer 
any more. Candy, what's the point of anything without you? Oh, Candy, 
Candy, Candy ..... 

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