Fight Night by NRG A series of boxing matches culminating in a vicious mixed bout. Paula was very nervous as we pulled up in the car outside John's house. Tonight for the first time she would be fighting in front of an audience. John was entertaining business colleagues from all over Europe and had decided to provide something different in the way of entertainment for them. Normally he would have taken them to a West End club, but had the idea of organising a fight night the evening that Paula had boxed with his daughter Melissa. He had found opponents for both his daughter and Paula. Melissa would be fighting a girl called Rosie one of his wife's wrestling contacts. Paula would be fighting a girl called Ingrid who had boxed at home in Germany. Ingrid actually worked for John and he had found her working out on a punch bag in the company gym. He jokingly asked if she had ever fought competitively to which she had answered "many times" and she jumped at the chance of a fight with Paula when he suggested it to her later the same day. As on our previous visit Paula went to change into her boxing kit and John took me through to his converted garage, this time all the gym equipment had been removed to make space for his guests' seats. It was decided that I should referee the first bout between Rosie and Melissa and John himself would take charge of Paula's fight, he would also be acting as ring announcer. There were about twenty people sitting round the ring and I was surprised to see that not all the guests were men. John and I climbed up into the ring and he made ready to introduce the first two girls. Although he could be heard perfectly clearly, he insisted on using a microphone rigged through his hi-fi, he said it added atmosphere to the event. Melissa and Rosie made their way to the ring accompanied by their seconds. In Melissa's case she was to be seconded by her mum Cathy, and Rosie was looked after by one of the other female guests. "Ladies and gentlemen," began John as the girls removed their dressing gowns, in their respective corners. "Tonight's first contest is to be over six, two minute rounds. Between in the blue corner weighing 156lbs, wearing the green shorts with gold trim ROSIE! And in the red corner weighing 168lbs, wearing white shorts with black trim MELISSA!" This time Mel had agreed to fight topless and despite a certain amount of puppy fat her eighteen-year old 42-30-42 figure compared well to the 40-27-38 of her four years older opponent. Mel's red hair was still cut very short, unlike Rosie's whose shoulder length wavy brown hair was hanging loose. I gave them my instructions and sent them to their corners to wait for the first bell. They came out for round one gloves high and elbows tucked well into their bodies. It was obvious that Rosie had boxed before as she slipped Mel's jab and countered with her own. For most of the round Rosie was content to block and counter, getting the feel of the younger girl's punches. Realising that she couldn't out jab Rosie, Mel attacked the older girls' body, scoring with a couple of solid hooks to the breasts. Rosie was forced to back off. Wanting to press home her attack, Mel darted forward, only to have her head snapped back by a very sharp double left jab from Rosie followed by a hard right to the breast. With an involuntary gasp of pain, Mel forced Rosie into a clinch, I separated them, but the bell rang before they could continue. Neither girl's seconds had much to do in the break as neither had taken much punishment in the opening session. I marked my scorecard as it would be up to me to decide the winner if the fight lasted the full six rounds. I gave the first round to Rosie because of her more accurate left jab. Round two followed the pattern of the first with Rosie picking Mel off with her jab and Mel scoring with some heavy body shots. By the end of the round Melissa's face was looking quite red from Rosie's constant and accurate jabbing. The small audience which had been rather quiet during the first round became more vocal as they tried to encourage the two fighters. Once again I gave the round to Rosie, Mel would have to tighten her defence or Rosie was going to cruise to a comfortable point victory. Rosie came out quickly in round three snapping her left into Mel's face. Melissa was starting to get frustrated at her inability to land any really damaging punches on her opponent. Rosie picked up the pace left-right-left to the face, backing off Mel swung her right, Rosie blocked and hit her hard left-right-left to the breasts. Melissa squealed in pain and backed onto the ropes. Sensing that Rosie could finish the fight her supporters amongst the small crowd began urging her on even more. Closing in she rocked Mel with a left hook to the head, Mel tried to hold onto her but she was pushed off into the ropes. The redhead was in real trouble as hooked her breasts again. Ducking to one side in an attempt to escape, Mel was caught flush on the nose with a right uppercut. Melissa stumbled to one knee and pushed Rosie away and began the count, Mel's supporters were shouting at her and urging to get up. She was up at eight, I cleaned her gloves and looked into her eyes she seemed okay so I stepped aside and signalled Rosie forward. With about thirty seconds of the round left Rosie came in fast jolting the teenager's head wit another left-right combination, followed by a double hook to the body. The game redhead's legs buckled, and she fell forward onto a right uppercut from Rosie that seemed to come up from the floor, and smash into her jaw. Mel's eyes seemed to roll up into the top of her head as she crashed face down unconscious onto the canvas. I didn't bother counting she was out cold and it took nearly two minutes before she had come round enough to be helped from the ring. I then took Rosie's hand and raised it. "The winner by knockout in round three, ROSIE!" There was an interval of about half an hour before Paula was due to fight Ingrid. She was very nervous now having just seen Melissa who had given her such a hard fight so convincingly thrashed by the more experienced Rosie. By the time John returned to the ring to the fight she was shaking like a leaf despite my reassurances that she would be okay. John picked up his microphone. "Tonight's second contest will be over six, two minute rounds, between in the blue corner weighing 150lbs and wearing black shorts with white trim, from Hamburg, INGRID!" At five foot ten and with a 39-26-37 figure the attractive blonde was an impressive sight as she stood in her corner. I wondered if Paula's fear that she would be too strong for her might be well founded. "And in the red corner weighing 154lbs, wearing red shorts with white trim from London, PAULA!" I looked closely at my wife she had been doing a lot of exercise since her first fight with Joanna and had trimmed down her figure to 40-27-40 losing half a stone(7lb) in weight in the process. Like the first fight they were to box topless and to me at least Paula looked more beautiful than her blonde opponent. I was going to second Paula and Ingrid was seconded by a friend of hers from Germany Hanna, who was just as stunning to look at. John called them both to the middle of the ring. When he had finished talking the girls touched gloves, Ingrid's confident smile in stark contrast to the apprehensive expression on Paula's face. Once she had returned to her corner, I put Paula's gumshield in place and gave her what I thought was a reassuring smile. Paula leaped forward at the bell, ducking under Ingrid's left lead and sinking a flurry of punches into the blonde girl's tits. Taken by surprise the German was forced into her own corner trying to cover up and block. Paula immediately switched targets and slammed a left hook into the side of Ingrid's head. The blondes' legs wobbled and Paula hammered another hook to her head. She stepped back as the blonde fell to the canvas, the small audience were stunned into silence by the ferocity of Paula's opening attack. Ingrid was on her feet at seven but looked very groggy and was bleeding from a slight cut over her right eye. Paula was on the stunned blonde in flash and dropped her to her knees again with a left to the breast and a right to the head. This time Ingrid was up at eight and John gave her some extra recovery time by taking her to her corner to examine the cut on her eye. My wife fidgeted in a neutral corner, eager now to finish the fight. John allowed Ingrid to continue and she caught Paula with a hard straight right to the nose as she rushed in. Ignoring the punch Paula slammed another hook into the side of Ingrid's head sending her sprawling on the floor for the third time. The ringing of the bell stopped the count at six and Hanna was quickly in the ring to help her friend back to the corner. Stamping back to her corner, Paula was furious at being robbed of a first round knock out. I looked across at Ingrid, slumped on her stool across the ring, Hanna was trying her hardest to get her friend ready for the next round. Wiping a smudge of blood away from Paula's nose I advised her not to get careless as the blonde was obviously a dangerous puncher, having bloodied Paula's nose with the only punch she'd landed in the whole round. The small crowd shouted their appreciation as Ingrid stood up to face Paula for the second round. The bell rang and Ingrid tried to keep Paula at long range by snapping her left jab into her face. Paula walked through the punch and threw a left hook, sinking her glove deeply into the blondes' right breast. Ingrid cried out in pain as Paula landed two more punches on the same spot. The audience was quiet now knowing that the end must be near for the gutsy German girl. Once more she was backed up against the ropes and Paula unleashed a ferocious two-fisted attack on her now defenceless opponent. Ingrid's legs began to fold and Paula stepped back slightly and put her down for the final time, with a right to the middle of her face. John started counting and although she was still conscious there was no way she could beat the count and he reached ten with her still slumped against the bottom rope. Hanna climbed into the ring to look after her friend and John raised Paula's arm. "The winner by knock out in round two, PAULA!" I joined Paula in the ring as she went to check on her fallen foe who was now back on her feet. As Paula approached, Ingrid flung her arms round her. "You were excellent. I have never been knocked out before," she said, "I'm sorry I did not give you much of a fight, perhaps we can do it again. I'll do more training." Paula smiled happily, "Perhaps." The two women left the gym together and I was about to follow when John picked up his microphone. "Ladies and gentlemen, I have been asked to offer a challenge. Is there anyone here, would like to put the gloves on and go up against Hanna?" I looked around the room at his guests to see if there were any takers. None of his guests came forward. I glanced up at Hanna. John's wife Cathy who had now returned to the gym with Melissa and Rosie saw me looking. "Why don't you fight her?" she asked, "you're about the same size." "I can't fight a girl," I replied. "Why not?" she chided, "frightened of losing?" "No of course not, I ju...." "Don't want to get hurt," she finished my sentence for me. "That's not what I was going to say. I was....." "Chicken, no guts," she said loudly. By now quite a few people were listening to the rather one sided conversation. "Nigel would fight you Hanna, but he's a coward." I went bright red with embarrassment. "Look I've got an injured ankle from playing football." "Definitely no guts," chipped in Melissa. "Absolutely no bottle," added Rosie. "You're not going to take that are you?" said one of the male guests. "Take what?" asked Paula who had returned to collect her dressing gown. "He won't get in the ring with Hanna, says that he's hurt his ankle playing footie." Answered the guest. "But he hasn't played for weeks the season's finished." I glared at my wife, she just smiled back sweetly. "So you are just a gutless wimp then," said Cathy. I was cornered with nowhere left to go. Either I fought Hanna which went right against the grain, it was one thing for two pretty girls to knock each other senseless, but quite another for an ugly great lump like me to hit a girl, or I refused and let the whole world call me chicken. No choice, I decided to fight, after all I didn't have to hurt her, I could spar for with her and hope that she gave up after a couple of rounds. I left the gym to get changed with this nagging feeling that somehow the whole thing had been planned beforehand. I returned to the gym with Paula who was going to be my second and climbed through the ropes into the ring. Hanna was already in the ring waiting. My earlier assessment of Hanna was way off the mark she wasn't just stunning, she was probably one of the most beautiful women I had ever seen. Long blonde hair framed a flawless face and her deep blue eyes sparkled as she smiled at me from across the ring. Her perfect 35-24-35 figure would have graced any catwalk in Paris or Milan. At 5' 11" she was actually two inches taller than me. I looked at Paula. ""I can't hit her," I said. "Don't be fooled by her looks she's fought men before." I looked again at Hanna, "But there's not a mark on her face." "That's because she doesn't get hit, she does the hitting." I realised glumly that any ideas I'd had about just going through the motions had disappeared. John picked up his microphone. "The final bout of the evening six, two minute rounds of mixed boxing, featuring, in the red corner, weighing 145lbs wearing the blue shorts with white trim from Hamburg, Hanna. And in the blue corner weighing 152lbs and wearing the plain black shorts Nigel. The referee for this contest Cathy. We circled each other warily at the start of the round. Hanna slipped my left lead and countered with her right. I was surprised to find that she was a southpaw. For the early part of the round Hanna was content to just poke her right jab into my face and dance out of range. She was an elusive target always moving to my right away from my probing left glove. Although her blows didn't carry much weight, I knew that I wouldn't be able to take her continual jabbing at my face without suffering some sort of injury. I tried to catch her with a wild right swing, she blocked it easily and slammed two hard lefts into my ribs. Gasping in pain I backed away, not only could she box but she could punch her weight as well. The bell ended the round and I was glad to return to my corner. "She's taking the piss out of me. If I don't nail her with one big punch, she's going to take me apart." "Don't rush at her, take your time and concentrate on defence she'll tire and then you can get at her," Paula advised. "Nice idea," I though but Hanna's hands were so quick, that I didn't think it would work. The bell rang for round two and I went out again to face my beautiful blonde tormentress. Once more Hanna attacked from behind her southpaw jab, double jab followed by a hook to my body. I concentrated on trying to block her punches and found myself being pressed back into a corner. Hanna was growing in confidence with every blow she landed. The ring post halted my retreat, Hanna sank her left into my stomach, winded I swung a left that smashed into her breast. The punch landed full on her erect nipple but she didn't seem to notice, as she hammered a volley of punches into my exposed head. Desperately I tried to clinch. Hanna moved back and I attempted to slip out of the corner along the ropes. She hit me with a hard right to the side of my head, my legs went from under me and I hit the floor like a sack of potatoes. Fortunately for me I was already of balance before she hit me and I avoided the full impact of the blow. I stayed down on one knee until Cathy had counted to seven making the most of the rest. Cathy wiped my gloves and restarted the fight. I put my gloves up to protect my face, Hanna just hooked left and rights into my stomach and ribs. The bell came to my rescue and I couldn't wait to reach the sanctuary of my own corner. Paula had her work cut out during this break, I had a swelling under my right eye and a slight cut on the bridge of my nose. Across the ring my gorgeous opponent's face was still unmarked and she was not even breathing hard. I was quite pleased to see Rosie who was acting as her second applying an ice-pack to her breast. Maybe more shots to the same target would slow her down a bit. The bell for the third sounded much too soon for me. Hanna danced forward flicking out her jab, this time I countered with my own right. For the first time in the fight I had managed to land a head shot. I followed up with a hard left catching her on the breast again, and Hanna dodged away out of range. I had no intention of chasing her round the ring to be picked off by her jab. She came at me again stinging my face with her jab. I stood my ground and countered with a shot to her body. Hanna was so confident in her ability to out box and out punch me that she was prepared to stand toe to toe and trade punches to each others bodies. For the first time in the fight we clinched, I could feel the strength in her as she tried to push me away. When I let her go, she stepped back with hands low, my right drove into her momentarily unprotected face. Stunned she stumbled back and fell onto her backside. Cathy sent me to a neutral corner before starting to count. Hanna was on her feet at six a slight trickle of blood coming from her nose. Cathy gave her a full eight count before letting her continue. I knew she wasn't badly hurt so I didn't rush in to try and finish the fight, instead I let her come at me. She was furious that she had let herself be caught. I blocked her jab took a left to the body, but got another right through to her nose which started to bleed more freely. We were both pleased to hear the bell for the end of the round. The cut on my nose was no worse but Paula had to work hard to reduce the swelling under my right eye. In the other corner Rosie sponged the blood away from Hanna's face and applied the ice-pack to her now reddening right breast. It was a more cautious Hanna that who came out for the fourth round. She knew that I could hurt her so she was content to stay at long range and pick me off with her jab. The cut on my nose was gradually worsening and Cathy stopped the action to wipe away the blood and examine it. I was hoping that she would stop the fight, then I could leave the ring with my pride intact and claim that had I been able to continue that I would have gone on to win. "That's okay," she said , dashing my hopes, "the bloods not getting in your eyes, I'll let you carry on." "Oh how wonderful!" I replied caustically. Hanna came at me again trying to make the cut worse. I tried to counter with an attack to her body but she contemptuously danced away, I was becoming more and more frustrated. My only success had come when her over confidence had allowed me to trade punches with her. Hanna was now starting to show off to the audience dropping her hands to her sides and slipping my punches. When I lunged at her at, she whipped a left hook into my ribs, the air was forced out of my lungs and I dropped to the floor gasping. I stayed down till the count reached eight. I was still winded when she attacked me to the body again. Staying on my feet, I managed to grab her and hold her in a clinch. Before Cathy could disentangle us the bell rang for the end of the round. Paula looked at my damaged nose, "You're going to have to knock her out, this cut won't last another two rounds and one more punch to that eye and it will close completely." "Any other words of encouragement?" I wheezed. "Yes, give up," she replied. I was still breathing heavily at the start of the fifth, Hanna obviously thought that she had me beaten, as this time she charged in throwing hooks to my body. Tucking in my elbows, I concentrated on blocking her punches, as I felt the ropes against my back, I countered with an uppercut to the head. She responded with another murderous hook to my head, which knocked me sideways along the ropes. I threw my arms round her waist to stop myself from going down and Cathy was forced to split us apart. Hanna's nose was bleeding again, and like me she was breathing heavily, more from her own effort, than from my punches. We traded body shots and I caught Hanna with an uppercut to her sore right tit. This time she clinched, and I could tell that I had hurt her but was unable to take advantage not having the strength left to push her away. We broke apart and I flashed my left into her face snapping her head right back, she countered with her own right and we tangled once more on the ropes. Like the previous round the bell went before Cathy could break us up. I flopped onto my stool and Paula massaged my body as I took deep breaths trying to fill every corner of my lungs. Across the ring Hanna sat with her arms spread wide, her gloved hands hooked over the middle rope, her chest heaving as she also struggled to force fresh air into her tortured lungs. John called out from ringside," Seconds out, sixth and final round!" Cathy called us both to the middle of the ring to touch gloves before the bell rang. Hanna wasted no time in sending my head back with a stinging jab, followed by a left to the body. I felt my knees buckle and I staggered against the ropes, but she wasn't going to let me escape. Another right to the head and I fell to the canvas at her feet. Cathy had to push her to a neutral corner before she could start the count giving me a couple of extra seconds to recover. Somehow I was back on my feet at eight. Hanna came straight for me, another hook to the body drove the air out of my lungs with the sound of a deflating balloon. I flung my arms round her but she pushed me away and I went down on one knee. Hanna quickly went to the neutral corner this time and Cathy started to count. I was determined to finish the fight on my feet and again I was ready to face Hanna, by the time Cathy had reached eight. My gloves felt like lead weights on the ends of my arms, my legs felt as though I were wading through treacle, and my head was aching from the constant attention it had been given by Hanna's right hand. As Hanna stormed forward I managed to make her miss and I countered striking her full on her already sore breast. She clutched at her it with her gloved hand and I caught her a glancing blow to the jaw which knocked her down, sending her gumshield spinning out of her mouth. As I looked down in disbelief Cathy roughly shoved towards the neutral corner, leaning back against the post I watched in awe as Hanna pushed herself back to her feet. She took the full eight count and had to wait for Cathy to replace her gumshield before she could continue. I lumbered forward and swung a right at Hanna's head, she easily avoided it and slammed her right into my belly. I fell against her and we both tumbled to the canvas. Cathy was unsure who she should be counting so she started to count over both of us. She had reached five before Hanna was back on her feet and by using the ropes I was on my feet by nine. The bell rang, I had survived, I slumped against the ropes. Cathy wasted no time in raising Hanna's hand in victory as she must have won every round by a mile on points. The beautiful blonde baske din the applause from the small crowd, although they had been robbed of another knock out by the final bell, they' seen me reduced to little more than a battered and shambling hulk by a technically superior fighter. As a final gesture I walked over to her and raised her hand myself in recognition of her overwhelming triumph. Surprisingly I didn't feel embarrassed at being beaten by a girl. She had proved herself to be at least as strong as me but much faster and more skilful. I looked at her face, unmarked apart from a slight reddening of her nose compared to mine which I knew to be puffy and bruised - another testimony of her overall superiority.