Hello there! 
Yes, you read right, this is the last celebrity newsletter. But don't 
worry, I'll be making to unmoderated mailing lists anybody can join. I 
would have already, but the Coollist mailing-list service seems to have a 
few troubles.

Anyway, more good news:

I now have a website. armwrestling pics, pics of celebs flexing, and 
everything about my planned mailing lists.

It's at:

http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Arena/1234

Now, before we get to the final matches, let me tell you, how to 
subscribe to the newsletter (it's free of course!), because I want to get 
at least 30 people subscribed to both (so get your Internet-buddies to 
sign-up, too)

The armwrestling newsletter:

Send me an Email containing the words:

subscribe armwrestle to LASTNAME, FIRSTNAME

instead of writing lastname, firstname you can also type your nickname.

The celebrity flexing newsletter:

subscribe celebflex to LASTNAME, FIRSTMAME

both:

subscribe both to LASTNAME, FIRSTNAME


Email them to: fk5y010@public.uni-hamburg.de


Now, the finals of group B according to your votes:

for 3rd place:

Fran Drescher looses to Brooke Shields
 
and the final:

Demi Moore defeats Angela Bassett!

THE WINNER AGAIN: Demi Moore!!


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FRAN DRESCHER VS: BROOKE SHIELDS

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Both Brooke and Fran have equally impressive arms.  Except Brooke is just
bigger.  Bigger in everyway.  Fran knows this, but she has a battle plan.
 When the ref yells "GO!", she uses a most incredible burst of speed.  She
totally caught Brooke off gaurd.  Unfortunaty for Fran, Brooke caught her
about 3 inches before she was pinned.  Now starts the long marithon of coming
back.  She takes a deep breath and moves her arm back a couple of inches.
 Fran holds her for a little while, then another deep breath, and another
advancemeant in Brooke's favor.  Fran holds her for a little while again, but
another power surge by Brooke brings there arms back to the starting
position.  Finally brooke starts to gain an advantage, and then Fran just
yells "Fuck it!", and lets Brooke pin her arm down.
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Fran Dresher vs. Brooke Shields

Fran Dresher is late arriving and is not well prepared. Brooke, who has 
been pissed since losing in the semifinals is well ready when Fran 
finally arrives. Brooke, who is normally sweet and innocent, goes right 
after Fran and easily rips her arm to the table in a quick win for third 
place. 


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LOSER WRITE-UP:
Brooke Shields vs Fran Drescher
The winner gets to satisfy the loser's lover.
Brooke goes over quick as Fran lets out a haughty laugh. Brooke almost taps
out but bends back Fran's wrist for leverage and shows the over confident
bitch that strength is more than giant jugs. Fran thinks not, opens her top,
startles Brooke and drops the young amazon for the victory. Brooke looks on
in utter humiliation as Andre' cums inside Fran, then bends the woman over
and goes for a second shot all over the woman's backside. Fran laughs and
loves it. The slut!


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DEMI MOORE VS. ANGELA BASSETT 

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Demi looks down at Angela's arm and sees a very toned female bicep.  For a
second she even gets a little scared.  Then she flexes her own.  She had
forgotten how huge it was.  With all the hype about the other women,
everybody seemed to forget how thick, hard, and strong her arms have become.
 Now she smiles, and grips Angela's hand.  Angels gives it all she has, she
grunts, she strains, she leans, she sweats, but she couldn't move Demi's arm
more than a couple of inches.  Angela gave it all she had, and now there is
nothing left.  She watches Demi pin her arm against the table, with a single
tear in her eye.



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DEMI MOORE VS ANGELA BASSETT
G.I.Demi is "moore" than enough woman to handle the likes of Angela, Queen
of the Jungle. With a doubt, Angela's is the finest of her breed, but she's
still a tournament away from upsetting the mighty Demi Moore - who enters
the contest flanked by a dozen naked male worshippers who Queen Demi leads
around on a chain (these are the "men" she's beaten when there are no women
left to conquer). Only Angela remains now!
Both women are greased and bare breasted. Demi flexes, but Angela's mighty
black biceps peak higher. Demi is enraged as her males slaves "Oooohh!" at
the sight of Bassett's silky black guns. Both women move into position;
squeeze hands and commence. Demi's mad and powers Angela over early.
Angela's muscles pop out and she forces the championette back and over. Demi
wimpers, realizing the power of her challenger. She forces Angela's
arm back to center but can never gain advantage. Angela keeps up an even
force making Demi struggle to keep the fight even. Demi is tiring herself
out and realizes the end may be near. Rippling and thrusting forward her
mighty black muscled breasts for additional strength, Angela powers Demi
over again she prepares to finish G.I. Jane. Suddenly Demi digs her
thumbnail into Angela's wrist tendon. Angela's wrist muscle softens and Demi
quickly power-drives the African Queen over and down to defeat. Demi stands
victorious as Angela drops to her knees in worship. Demi strips Angela
naked, collars her onto the chain and leads the black beauty away like a
beaten dog.

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Demi Moore vs. Angela Bassett

Demi and Angela are both pumped and ready for the finals. Angela big arms 
have been intimidating to the girls in the past, but Demi is not one to 
back down. Despite being at a slight disadvantage muscularly, Demi is 
confident and appears to win the match. But, Angela pulls off just before 
going down and gets a second chance. This match is much tighter. The 
veins in both women's arms bulge with fury, and after a 20 second 
stalemate, Angela is able to power Demi's arm down to take the win.



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Ok, and to cover for the little Pause, till the mailing-lists get 
started, please vote for the following matches (I'll post the stories and 
results to the mailing-lists):

- the next generation of tennis: Anna Kournikova vs. Martina Hingis

and:

After the celebrity armwrestling event, Brooke notices she won 3rd place, 
but was never up against Angela Bassett, who is 2nd Place. She challenges 
her over the prize money. Angela quickly agrees.

Have fun,

c u