Hello there! Yes, you read right, this is the last celebrity newsletter. But don't worry, I'll be making to unmoderated mailing lists anybody can join. I would have already, but the Coollist mailing-list service seems to have a few troubles. Anyway, more good news: I now have a website. armwrestling pics, pics of celebs flexing, and everything about my planned mailing lists. It's at: http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Arena/1234 Now, before we get to the final matches, let me tell you, how to subscribe to the newsletter (it's free of course!), because I want to get at least 30 people subscribed to both (so get your Internet-buddies to sign-up, too) The armwrestling newsletter: Send me an Email containing the words: subscribe armwrestle to LASTNAME, FIRSTNAME instead of writing lastname, firstname you can also type your nickname. The celebrity flexing newsletter: subscribe celebflex to LASTNAME, FIRSTMAME both: subscribe both to LASTNAME, FIRSTNAME Email them to: fk5y010@public.uni-hamburg.de Now, the finals of group B according to your votes: for 3rd place: Fran Drescher looses to Brooke Shields and the final: Demi Moore defeats Angela Bassett! THE WINNER AGAIN: Demi Moore!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ FRAN DRESCHER VS: BROOKE SHIELDS ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Both Brooke and Fran have equally impressive arms. Except Brooke is just bigger. Bigger in everyway. Fran knows this, but she has a battle plan. When the ref yells "GO!", she uses a most incredible burst of speed. She totally caught Brooke off gaurd. Unfortunaty for Fran, Brooke caught her about 3 inches before she was pinned. Now starts the long marithon of coming back. She takes a deep breath and moves her arm back a couple of inches. Fran holds her for a little while, then another deep breath, and another advancemeant in Brooke's favor. Fran holds her for a little while again, but another power surge by Brooke brings there arms back to the starting position. Finally brooke starts to gain an advantage, and then Fran just yells "Fuck it!", and lets Brooke pin her arm down. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fran Dresher vs. Brooke Shields Fran Dresher is late arriving and is not well prepared. Brooke, who has been pissed since losing in the semifinals is well ready when Fran finally arrives. Brooke, who is normally sweet and innocent, goes right after Fran and easily rips her arm to the table in a quick win for third place. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ LOSER WRITE-UP: Brooke Shields vs Fran Drescher The winner gets to satisfy the loser's lover. Brooke goes over quick as Fran lets out a haughty laugh. Brooke almost taps out but bends back Fran's wrist for leverage and shows the over confident bitch that strength is more than giant jugs. Fran thinks not, opens her top, startles Brooke and drops the young amazon for the victory. Brooke looks on in utter humiliation as Andre' cums inside Fran, then bends the woman over and goes for a second shot all over the woman's backside. Fran laughs and loves it. The slut! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ DEMI MOORE VS. ANGELA BASSETT ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Demi looks down at Angela's arm and sees a very toned female bicep. For a second she even gets a little scared. Then she flexes her own. She had forgotten how huge it was. With all the hype about the other women, everybody seemed to forget how thick, hard, and strong her arms have become. Now she smiles, and grips Angela's hand. Angels gives it all she has, she grunts, she strains, she leans, she sweats, but she couldn't move Demi's arm more than a couple of inches. Angela gave it all she had, and now there is nothing left. She watches Demi pin her arm against the table, with a single tear in her eye. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ DEMI MOORE VS ANGELA BASSETT G.I.Demi is "moore" than enough woman to handle the likes of Angela, Queen of the Jungle. With a doubt, Angela's is the finest of her breed, but she's still a tournament away from upsetting the mighty Demi Moore - who enters the contest flanked by a dozen naked male worshippers who Queen Demi leads around on a chain (these are the "men" she's beaten when there are no women left to conquer). Only Angela remains now! Both women are greased and bare breasted. Demi flexes, but Angela's mighty black biceps peak higher. Demi is enraged as her males slaves "Oooohh!" at the sight of Bassett's silky black guns. Both women move into position; squeeze hands and commence. Demi's mad and powers Angela over early. Angela's muscles pop out and she forces the championette back and over. Demi wimpers, realizing the power of her challenger. She forces Angela's arm back to center but can never gain advantage. Angela keeps up an even force making Demi struggle to keep the fight even. Demi is tiring herself out and realizes the end may be near. Rippling and thrusting forward her mighty black muscled breasts for additional strength, Angela powers Demi over again she prepares to finish G.I. Jane. Suddenly Demi digs her thumbnail into Angela's wrist tendon. Angela's wrist muscle softens and Demi quickly power-drives the African Queen over and down to defeat. Demi stands victorious as Angela drops to her knees in worship. Demi strips Angela naked, collars her onto the chain and leads the black beauty away like a beaten dog. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Demi Moore vs. Angela Bassett Demi and Angela are both pumped and ready for the finals. Angela big arms have been intimidating to the girls in the past, but Demi is not one to back down. Despite being at a slight disadvantage muscularly, Demi is confident and appears to win the match. But, Angela pulls off just before going down and gets a second chance. This match is much tighter. The veins in both women's arms bulge with fury, and after a 20 second stalemate, Angela is able to power Demi's arm down to take the win. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Ok, and to cover for the little Pause, till the mailing-lists get started, please vote for the following matches (I'll post the stories and results to the mailing-lists): - the next generation of tennis: Anna Kournikova vs. Martina Hingis and: After the celebrity armwrestling event, Brooke notices she won 3rd place, but was never up against Angela Bassett, who is 2nd Place. She challenges her over the prize money. Angela quickly agrees. Have fun, c u