Hi there! We are really close to making a armwrestle mailing-list! Don't worry, I'll keep you updated. Now the matches: Final of group A: Courtney Cox defeats Salt For 3rd place: Pamela Anderson defeats Gwen Stefani (from No doubt) Half finals group B: Fran Drescher looses to Angela Bassett Demi Moore defeats Brooke Shields ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- COURTNEY COX VS SALT After a major upset over tit goddess Anderson, cute Courtney is on a roll. Salt puts up a solid effort but the primetime prom queen is just too much. Salt drives Courtney's arm with everything she's got. Courtney sweats, Courtney cries, Courtney's arm trembles as Salt prepares to tap her down. But Courtney bites her lip, remembers her victory over Pamela Anderson, and that gives her the power to surge back. Salt moans in agony as Courtney's small arm rips the muscles in Salt's shoulder, pinning the upstart street rapper. Courtney skips away victorious. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Courtney and Salt step up to the table and grip each others hand. They both go at it evenly and fairly to see who is stronger. After a few seconds Salt begins to gain the advantage. So Courtney leans in a little and uses her height advantage, and slowly reovers. Then leans in a little more to power Salts arm down. After the match Salt looks to the ref for a disqualifying call on Courtney, but gets no such call. The match goes to Courtney. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Loser Write-Up: Courtney Cox vs. Salt This final was a real longshot. Courtney is thin but muscular; Salt shorter and thicker and probably stronger in the lower body. But this is armwrestling, not leg wrestling. Despite that, I think that Courtney's strength is an illusion, while Salt is a professional dancer and built for strength. Courtney is gracious and applauds Salt's easy win as champ of Group A. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pam and Gwen have no words with each other. They simply begin the match. At a stand still for a while, hands shaking, Pam begins to slowly take the advantage. Gwen begins to scream, but cannot stop Pam's advancement. Pam keeps putting her down very slowly. Down Down Down then the pin. The match took a very long time, but the whole time Pam was edging the singers arm down. Pam wins, and throws her elbow in a bucket of water. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fran Drescher vs. Angela Bassett 40-ish Fran ran into creampuffs in the early rounds. She is still sexy and is more muscular than one might guess. But her armwrestling hopes come to a screeching halt against the younger, more powerful Angela. The older woman gives it a pretty good try, but Angela simply overmatches her. Fran wins the award for the hardest working competitor. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fran and Angela both begin at the same time with a bang. Both arms straining and shaking. 10 secs 20 secs 30 secs and no one has gained an advantage. Finally Fran gives up and her arm is slammed down. Both Fran and Angela need help getting off the satge. But at least Angela is smiling. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- loser write-up: FRAN DRESCHER VS ANGELA BASSETT Bassett is too overwelmed by the cocker Drescher. Drescher boldly flaunts her tremendous boobs in the face of Bassett as the two lock up. As the match commences Angela can't take her eye's off Fran's chest. To psych out Bassett, Angela begins flexing her powerful breast muscles. Her nipples pop out with authority and leave Angela dizzy. Down goes Bassett as Fran rolls her tits around and around like roulette wheels. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Demi Moore laughs as she goes up to the table. They both start off slow. Then Demi begins to take the advantage. Brooke leans in and brings their arms back up to 90 degrees. Demi takes the advantage again. Brooke leans in more. Then the ref calls the match off, and tells them to regrip. They begin again. Starting off slow, Brooke gives it all she has and grunts to pove it. Demi finally applies full preasure and powers Brooke's arm down. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- DEMI MOORE VS BROOKE SHIELDS Lucky Brooke is no match for G.I. JANE star Demi Moore. All that military training has given Demi mighty muscles. Brooke is cooked. Demi spits in the bimbo's face and slams her to defeat in a record 3 seconds. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- loser write-up: Brooke Shields vs. Demi Moore Brooke has a height, weight and muscle advantage on Demi who worked out with Bruce prior to this battle. However, Brooke easily beat Andre in their practice sessions. Overcoming a professional athlete gave Brooke lots of confidence, and she destroyed Demi, setting up an interesting final between her and Angela. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ So, the winner of group one is Courtney Cox! I wish there was a flex shot somewhere! In group 2, please vote for the final: Demi Moore vs. Angela Bassett And for 3rd Place: Brooke Shields vs. Fran Drescher Hey, did Sandra Bullock muscle-up? c u, Have fun!