Celebrity Armwrestling Newsletter Number 4 By: fk5y010@public.uni-hamburg.de Hello there! Let me cut the important messages and get right to the matches: Except one: Someone suggested to me that it might be better to provide only one description per match. I'm not so sure if that's everybody's opinion, but I'll try it with this round (I'll include the description I personally like best) and see what your reactions are. If you have any questions concerning the newsletter please feel free to email me at and I'll try to answer promptly. I also have the back issues. Alright then, let's start part A: Next time, please vote for the quarterfinals of group II (or B, I forgot): Demi Moore vs. Geena Davis Cindy Crawford vs. Brooke Shields Lucy Lawless vs. Angela Bassett Fran Drescher vs. Shannen Doherty And for the Half finals of group A. The matchups will be announced after the match descriptions in Part B. So please read on... ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ------ PART B: MATCH DESCRIPTIONS: Pamela Lee vs. Jenny McCarthy Okay, so what do I know. I had Jenny losing in the first round. That was a mistake. I just thought an upset was possible. This match is a good one. Pam with her normally chiseled body shows up in a rage. Apparently Tommy had pissed her off earlier. Jenny is bubbly and excited about her new TV show. Both women appear confident and ready, though. On the three count, both women pull hard. Neither arm budges at first, except for the bulge in the biceps! As the match wears on, the vascularity of Pam's arms is very apparent. Jenny seems intimidated a little, and starts to fall behind. Pam sees the advantage and gives it Jenny, who is wearing a long sleeved, lycra top. Pam shows great peak on the biceps, her veins are even showing through the fabric. Just when it looks like it might be a draw, Pam's bicep rips the sleeve of her top. Jenny is shocked and can go no further, bowing down to Pam. A great effort and a great victor. LOSER WRITE-UP: The two blonde cover girls battle. Pamela did a great Jenny McCarthy impersonation on Saturday night live but Jenny is thirsting for revenge. Anyone who saw her lift a man on her shoulders on her Saturday show knows how strong Jenny is. Pamela is also quite muscular but has lost too much weight. Their arms meet and Jenny realizes that she's too much for Pamela. Jenny plays with Pamela's mind for a few seconds before she pins the tattooed beauty. Renee O'Connor vs. Salt I just love Renee. She has a wonderful abdomen and very large biceps. Salt is less muscular but more athletic. Her dancing workouts make up for her lack of definition. I see a close match with Salt winning in a slight upset. Courtney Cox vs. Gina Gershon COURTNEY COX VS GINA GERSHON: Good two shows. Courtney gives butchy Gershon the surprise of her life. All powdered up and looking pretty is Courtney's way of hiding her feminine strength. Poor Gina finds this out the hard way. Courtney uses Gina's muscles against her, wrenches her arm, and pins her quick. Gina looks on dazed. She wobbles and falls face first onto the arm mat. Gwen Stefani vs. Sarah Jessica Parker Gwen is tough to beat because of her bad-ass attitude, but Sarah Jessica will not back down to anyone. Sarah is definitely more defined, but Gwen's arms are much bigger. Gwen has gotten into better condition from her recent touring, so she has the stamina to go a long match if necessary. It is not necessary. She gets the better of Sarah in a short but attractive match. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ------ Please don't forget to vote for the half finals (you don't have to, of course): Salt vs. Gwen Stefani & Pam Anderson vs. Courtney Cox ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ------ PART C: OTHER STUFF: Here's a letter I received: - start of letter- A little on the topic of armwrestling (if you want, you can put the following in your next newsletter, please keep me anonymous)... I can remember a woman that I couldn't beat at armwrestling, we were perfectly evenly matched. I am 5'9" and weighed around 170 at the time, she was about the same height and weighed probably 250. She was part of a group of people on a local Bulletin Board System (myself included) who used to get together once a week at a local bar. I armwrestled her 2 or 3 times (once in public at the bar!), and each time it was a perfect tie, neither one of us would give up. She had worked previously as a prison guard. I was very surprised because I was sure that, because she was female, I would beat her. The matches lasted at least 4 or 5 minutes each time, and neither one of us gained the slightest bit of headway, and eventually just gave up. She didn't seem muscular at all, but there was probably a lot of muscle underneath the fat in her arms. Probably 10 other times in my life I've armwrestled females (of various sizes and weights) and won easily every time, but with this woman I had met my match. :-) Does anyone else out there (men) have any experiences armwrestling females, or vice versa (woman readers who have armwrestled men), I would like to hear about it. -end of letter- Here's another one (Diana's webpage is http://diana.announce.com) -start of letter- Please check out (and have your readers look at) my story "The $25,000 Challenge by MBP (that's me)" in Diana's library. It's mixed armwrestling where a very sexy young woman overpowers a big man. My story "Three On Three" also has mixed armwrestling between a 14 year old girl gymnast and an 18 year old male football player. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- D. CHECK OUT THESE URL'S: http://www.24hourfitness.com: a picture of Pam Anderson working out http://www.hotbot.com: a good search engine http://www.fas.harvard.edu/~whkim/picts2.html: On this page is a pic of two Harvard students m&f about to armwrestle http://www.ici.net/cust_pages/raider/claud187.jpg: Claudia Schiffer armwrestles Wolverine http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Field/3491/: Always the best pictures at Davemeister's site! http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/9990/demi7_7.html http://www.best.com/~deback/demi/demi280.jpg: Here are pictures of Demi Moore doing one arm pushups on the David Letterman show (bad quality though) http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/1453/: armwrestling pictures http://members.aol.com/metclub1/arm_wrestling/armwrsl.html http://www.blarg.net/~future/asm.html: The Armshot of the month! Please send me your favourite links. That's all for this time. c u fk5y010@public.uni-hamburg.de P.S.: Please make sure you only reply to me, for this letter is sent to more than one person. thanks