Kickboxing - The Ultimate Battle of the Sexes! by Nerraw Bianca Ballbuster challenges the male champion in the kickboxing ring * * * Prologue * * * "When this fucking fight is over, they are going to be carrying that dumb fucking cunt female out of here on a fucking stretcher!"...... And now the fight is over, and Macho Manson's words have indeed come true! For Bianca Ballbuster, the kick boxing queen, is being carried from the arena on a stretcher just like he had predicted! The two paramedics wheel the stretcher down the isle to the back door where the ambulance is waiting behind the building. As the stretcher bearers pass by us, we can not help but wonder how this decisive ending to this most brutal and bitter battle of the sexes could possibly have come to be. To fully understand this amazing scene that is now taking place before our very eyes, we must go back to that day when the mighty male kickboxing champion Macho Manson, had refused to allow women to fight in "his Arena!"................. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Part 1 - The Confrontation * * * Macho Manson arrogantly placed one bare foot upon the chest of the big man who lay unconscious on the canvas at his feet. He flexed his massive biceps and he smiled for the flashing cameras. This had been yet another quick and easy Macho Manson one round victory. Macho confidently answered the questions of the news reporters who were eager to interview him. That is until he was asked a question by the pretty female reporter who sat in the third row, "How do you feel about the fact that the Women's Kickboxing Federation will be holding matches here in this arena on Wednesday nights?", she had asked him........................................................... "Huh! What was that?" had been Macho Manson's reply. "I said that the Women's Kickboxing Federation will be holding fights here on Wednesday nights.", The lady reporter had told him. "No fucking way, cunt!" Macho had bellowed in anger. "But the arena is not being used on Wednesday nights!", the lady reporter had exclaimed, "so why can't women fight in the arena on Wednesday nights?".................... "I will not allow women to BELITTLE the sport of kickboxing by fighting here in this arena!", Macho exclaimed passionately, "And just how will women fighting here in this arena do that?", the lady reporter had demanded. There was a slight tone of anger in her voice now. "Because Kick Boxing is for MEN!" Macho had bellowed, "When it comes to fighting, women are definitely INFERIOR to men! Women should occupy themselves with cooking and sewing and stuff like that! A woman's place is in the KITCHEN, not in the ring!"................ "Besides being a reporter," the woman reporter had retorted angrily, "I also happen to be one of the girls who fights in the Women's Kickboxing Federation, and I find your male chauvinist attitude to be extremely offensive!" Macho Manson had that infuriating expression of smug arrogant superiority on his brutal face as he replied to her, "You women have been watching too many of those bull shit television shows such as "Xena: Warrior Princess"! You let stupid shows like that go to your pretty little heads and you are going to get yourselves hurt!".......................................................... At last the female reporter, whose name was Bianca Ballbuster, could contain her temper no longer. "Oh yes?", she exclaimed, "We will see who gets hurt! I challenge you to fight me in the ring right here and now!" Macho realized that there was no glory to be gained by beating up on a member of what he had always regarded as the inferior weaker sex. Especially since Bianca Ballbuster was a woman who was so much smaller than himself. On the other hand, if by some strange quirk of fate, she should somehow manage to triumph over him in the arena, then his public humiliation would be so great that his career as a kickboxer would be over. He would be forced to take a job as a laborer working for minimum wage........................................ "There ain't no fucking way that I am going to fight no god dammed cunt female in the kickboxing ring!" Macho had bellowed at the top of his lungs. He stomped his foot down hard on the chest of the hapless man who still lay unconscious at his feet. "What's the matter, big guy?", Bianca had demanded in a mocking tone, "Is the big bad man afraid of a little woman?" Macho's forced grin and his crude sexual slur failed to hide his anger and irritation. "I wouldn't want to bruise those nice tits of yours, sweet buns!" But Bianca refused to back down. "You just let me worry about that, big fellow! Lets you and me settle this right now!", she demanded. "I am not going to fight no god damned woman, cunt!", Macho had replied emphatically. "Then I will print the story of how the big bad male kickboxing champion, Macho Manson, is afraid to get in the ring with me, a woman in tomorrow's newspaper!", the female reporter had threatened him, "Then everyone will know that you are just a big chicken shit!".......................... Reluctantly Macho Manson had been forced to agree to fight Bianca on the following Friday night. Macho was angry because Bianca had put him in the awkward position of having to fight a woman in the kickboxing arena, and he wanted to hurt her as much as possible. He had insisted that they not wear the usual boxing gloves, but that they would fight each other with bare fists and with bare feet in the manner that he claimed was appropriate for a MAN to fight. By skillfully manipulating his over inflated male ego, she had gotten him to agree that if she somehow managed to win the fight, that the Women's Kickboxing Federation would get to use the arena not only on Wednesday nights, but that they would get to use the ring on Friday nights as well. This would be a valuable concession for the female kick boxers, since Friday is the night that draws the biggest crowd, and is thus the night that would earn the most money for the women. Of coarse if Manson triumphed over her, women would not get to fight in the ring at all, and their role in the glorious sport of kickboxing would be confined to wearing a bikini while walking around the ring and holding up a sign that announced the round number......... "I bet you five hundred dollars that I will kick your fucking female cunt ass Friday night!", Macho had challenged her. "I wonder if you got the balls to accept a REAL bet!" Bianca had responded, "Since this fight is all about determining which of us is a member of the SUPERIOR sex, I propose that the looser shall be the winner's SLAVE for one year!" Macho beat his broad muscular chest with clenched fists. "You got yourself a bet, cunt!", the enraged male champion kick boxer had bellowed, "And when I get done with you, cunt, you are going to wish that you had stayed in your place in the fucking kitchen where all women belong! And after I have knocked you out I am going to fuck you right here in the ring in front of everybody! When this fucking fight is over, they will be carrying your god damned female cunt ass out of here on a fucking stretcher!".................................. ****************************************** * * * Part 2 - THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES * * * Tonight was the night of the big fight that would determine weather or not the Women's Kick Boxing Federation would have the use of the arena. There were about twice as many people on hand to observe the bout as would normally be present on a Friday night. The women in the audience had come to root for Bianca Ballbuster, and most of the men were rooting for their champion, Macho Manson. Many men were offering to bet hundreds of dollars that the man would emerge triumphant over the woman in this ultimate battle of the sexes. Women had accepted these bets eagerly since the odds were twenty to one in favor of Macho Manson............................................ . Macho had entered the ring about ten minutes before the fight was due to begin. He had strutted arrogantly around the ring while flexing his enormous biceps and beating his massive chest with clenched fists. The sound of his fists beating against his chest was much like that of a base drum that could be heard even in the farthest corners of the arena. Men had cheered and women had cringed at this awesome display of masculine bravado.................................. . The women in the crowd had booed and the men had applauded enthusiastically as Macho had addressed the women specifically as he repeated all of the threats that he had made to Bianca Ballbuster a few days earlier. "When I get done with that fucking cunt, she is going to wish that she had stayed in her fucking place in the fucking kitchen where all you fucking women belong! I am guna prove that you women ain't no good for nothing except for fucking! And after I have knocked her out I am going to rip off her clothing, and I am going to strip her ass butt fucking naked! For it is only right that the looser should have to leave this arena naked and in shame! This dumb cunt has foolishly agreed that the looser will be the winner's slave for one year! So I am going to claim her as my prize of victory by fucking her right here in the ring in front of everybody!" Macho's arrogant male chauvinistic attitude and his insulting words had infuriated all of the women in the audience. But his final threat had made these women cringe in fear for their beloved heroine, Bianca Ballbuster. "When this fucking fight is over," Macho had bellowed arrogantly, "they are going to be carrying that dumb fucking cunt female out of here on a fucking stretcher!"......... Then Bianca Ballbuster had entered the ring just a moment before the fight was due to begin. Her slim shapely figure was clad in a skimpy two piece leopard skin bikini and she had bare feet. As she entered the ring she was greeted with enthusiastic cheering from the women and with cat calls and wolf whistles from the men. The contrast between these two combatants was absolutely stunning. Bianca's petite figure and graceful beauty made her the very picture of femininity. And Macho's enormous size and strength, his coarse brutal face, his broad muscular hairy chest, and most of all, his arrogant contempt for all living things other than himself, had made him the symbol and the icon of the male principle and of all that is masculine.............................. The women in the crowd fell into an awed silence as they compared the two combatants and it was with a great deal of apprehension that they saw for the first time the incredible difference in size and weight between them. The mismatch between the two fighters was made even more obvious as the ring announcer made his introductions. "In this corner....Standing six foot nine inches tall.....And weighing two hundred and seventy eight pounds.....MACHO MANSON!!! And his opponent.....Standing five foot one inch tall.....And weighing one hundred and ten pounds.....BIANCA BALLBUSTER!!!"............. The bell rang and the two fighters approached each other. "May the best MAN win!" Macho had said smugly as the two combatants came together in the center of the ring. "SHE will!, Macho!", Bianca had replied to him, "SHE will!" This flippant retort from an uppity little woman had caused Macho to explode in a fit of anger. "I am going to knock your fucking head off, cunt!", Macho had bellowed, "After this fucking fight is over, they will be carrying your fucking female cunt ass out of here on a fucking stretcher! And I will...........".............. Macho's arrogant boasting and threats were cut short as Bianca punched his face with a stiff right jab that had sent the surprised male kickboxer staggering backwards. Both Macho Manson and the people in the audience were astounded at how hard this petite little woman could hit. Big Macho was greatly angered that this uppity little cunt had bloodied his nose and that she had humiliated him in front of his fans. He charged madly upon her like an enraged bull. He aimed a viscous right cross at the side of her face that would have taken her head off had it connected. But Bianca had nimbly ducked under his punch, and she landed a strong punch in the pit of his stomach. The big man was doubled over by the impact of this punch and Bianca sent him staggering back with a powerful left cross to his jaw.................. The enraged male chauvinist bully attacked his female opponent with a flurry of kicks and punches, but Bianca evaded his attacks with an amazing cat like agility. She countered his attacks with painful punches and kicks to his body. In each encounter she managed to out wit him and to out maneuver him. It soon became apparent that Bianca had her male opponent hopelessly out classed in terms of her superior speed, agility, endurance, skill, intelligence, and courage. It was obvious that she was much too fast for him, and that he was unable to lay a hand on her. Each time that he attacked her, she got the better of him. She was totally humiliating her much larger male foe.............................. Soon the woman's superior endurance began to assert itself, and Macho began to grow tired and short of breath. Ms. Ballbuster began to take the offensive, and she started to land punches to his face as well as telling blows to his chest and stomach. She soon had the big man staggering around the ring on rubber legs. It was only the feeble remains of his stubborn male ego that was keeping him from going down right then and there. The excited female spectators began yelling for Bianca to "KILL HIM!" The referee started to move in to stop the fight but Bianca stopped him cold with a look that froze him in his tracks. "I will not allow this male chauvinist pig the dignity of ending this fight while still standing on his feet!", she had told him, "I intend to knock him out so that there can be no doubt as to who the superior sex is!" The referee meekly complied with her and the fight continued....................... By now Bianca was just using Macho for a punching bag. At this point the sexist bully had lost all interest in saving face or in salvaging his much threatened male ego He had wanted only to get away from her. Even the most hard core male sexists had booed him as he had tried frantically to climb over the ropes and escape from that tigress who was kicking the living shit out of him. But Bianca had grabbed him by the seat of his boxing trunks and she had pulled him back into the ring. She continued to pound him mercilessly with her fists and her feet. At last she had snapped a side kick into the big man's gut. Just as he was starting to double over, she delivered a round house kick to his jaw. Macho's eyes rolled up under their lids and his face went blank as the ball of her bare foot slammed into the side of his jaw with devastating impact. He spun around one hundred and eighty degrees and he fell forward into the ropes. He remained hanging over the top rope without moving..................................................................... It was obvious that Bianca had knocked Macho Manson out cold, but she would not let the referee count him out. She had insisted that technically Macho was still standing on his feet. She came up behind him and she ripped off his boxing trunks and his jock strap, leaving Macho standing there stark naked. She threw these two torn articles of clothing out to the women in the audience to keep as souvenirs. Women who were sitting directly in front of Macho gave out with cat calls and wolf whistles. For now that Macho had been striped naked before them, they had noticed for the first time that his now exposed penis had swollen into an enormous erection. Bianca Ballbuster had literally knocked her male opponent stiff............................................ After a few moments Macho began to groan and to show some signs that he was beginning to come to. Bianca had placed her bare foot on his bare buttocks and she had shoved him forcefully forward against the ropes. Macho bounced off the ropes and he began staggering backwards. Bianca had held out her hand to keep the barely conscious bully from toppling over on his back..................................... Bianca had grabbed hold of Macho's throbbing hard cock and she began leading him around the ring by his penis. The women in the audience had began to giggle, but the men were silent and subdued. The men were totally shocked by this gross humiliation of their champion. It was obvious that Bianca had her man totally under her control as she lead him three times around the ring by his penis. Then she had lead him thus by his penis to the center of the ring. Suddenly the viscous vixen had let go of Macho's throbbing erection and she snapped a right jab into his face. The force of her punch had sent him staggering backwards into the ropes. Macho bounced off the ropes and came staggering forward towards his female opponent with his arms dangling limply at his sides. As he approached her, Ms. Ballbuster shot a left jab into his face, and she bounced him off the ropes again. Once again the big man bounced off the ropes and staggered towards Bianca with his arms hanging helplessly at his sides. She slammed another right jab into his face and she bounced him off the ropes a third time.................................... As he had bounced off the ropes, Macho came staggering towards Bianca again. This time he just stopped and stood there about two feet in front of her. The man and the woman just stood there facing each other for a moment. It was necessary for Bianca to look upwards in order to look Macho in the face. Macho Manson looked like he was literally out on his feet. The spectators could not understand what force could possibly be keeping him still standing. Then Bianca had pushed on his chest with her index finger, and the big man toppled over on his back to the canvas and lay still. The referee had looked meekly to Bianca for a moment until she had nodded her head at him in indication of her permission for him to count Macho out............................... The referee slowly gave Macho the ten count and the fight was over. The victorious vixen had felt a strange new thrill of power and of triumph as she placed her foot on Macho's massive chest and she raised her arms high in the air in token of her stunning one round victory over her much larger male foe. The women in the audience gave Bianca a thunderous ovation, but the men were stunned into a subdued silence when they saw that a mere woman had beaten their mighty champion at his own game....................... Through out the arena sullen men could be seen handing over large sums of money to the women that they had made bets with. The cameras of the news reporters flashed all over the arena like a Fourth of July fireworks display. The wild cheering of the women was a deafening roar. Through out all of that commotion, Bianca had stood in that classical pose of victory with both her arms raised high in the air, and with her foot planted firmly upon the chest of her vanquished opponent as though she were a triumphant gladiatrix in the ancient Roman arena................................................... * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Epilogue * * * It took four strong men to load Macho's massive carcass onto the stretcher. This stretcher would be wheeled down the isle and out through the door at the back of the building where an ambulance was waiting. He would then be taken down town where he would spend the next four days as the guest of Saint Judith's Mercy Hospital. The paramedics had mercifully covered his naked battered body with a blanket.......................... Bianca Ballbuster had climbed through the ropes and she stood upon the apron of the ring which was about the same height as the stretcher that had been rolled up to ringside. She stooped down and pulled off the blanket and she tossed it aside. "It is fitting that the looser should have to leave the arena naked and in shame!", she had told the paramedics. The stretcher bearers had complied with her............. As the triumphant Bianca Ballbuster had stood upon the apron of the ring she had looked down upon the once arrogant but now totally devastated man who lay bloody and battered on the stretcher at her feet. She knew that just as soon as he got out of the hospital that he would be her slave, not just for the one year that they had agreed upon, but for as long as she wanted him to be her slave. Soon his humiliation would be complete as the photographs that showed him laying flat on his back on the canvas with her standing triumphantly over him with her arms raised in victory and with her foot on his chest would appear on the front page of not only her own newspaper, but on the front page of every newspaper in town. Perhaps these same photographs would appear in the pages of the National Inquirer and other such national tabloids as well as on the Diana the Valkyrie web site. His illustrious career as a kick boxer would now definitely be over since the humiliation that she had inflicted upon him in the ring was far too great for him to continue in that field. It gave Bianca a great deal of satisfaction that she has totally destroyed this once arrogant sexist pig and bully............ As she looked down upon Macho's naked carcass, she noticed that his still throbbing erect penis stood straight up in the air as a monument to her triumph over him in the age old battle of the sexes. As Bianca had looked down upon him with that expression of smug superiority and gloating triumph upon her stunningly beautiful face, she thought back upon all of the arrogant boasts and threats that he had foolishly made to her. Then she had thought back at the words that Macho Manson had bellowed at the women in the audience just as she was about to enter the ring before the fight. "When this fucking fight is over, they are going to be carrying that dumb fucking cunt female out of here on a fucking stretcher!".............. And as she thought about these arrogant boasting words, a wicked smile had flashed across her face as she had a sudden flash of inspiration. "So you wanted for me to be carried from the arena on a stretcher, did you, Macho?" Bianca said softly to the man who lay conquered at her feet, "Well then you are going to get your wish after all, big fellow!" Then the triumphant gladiatrix had stepped off the apron of the ring and on to the stretcher. She then placed one dainty little foot firmly upon Macho's broad muscular chest, and once again she had raised her arms high in the air in token of victory. She then told the two paramedics to proceed rolling the stretcher down the isle to the back of the building........................ And now both the women and the men in the crowd are giving the victorious vixen a thunderous ovation as she is being wheeled down the isle on the stretcher. This amazing spectacle that is now taking place before our astounded eyes is much like a magnificent triumphal procession that might have taken place in the ancient Amazon city of Themiscrya thousands of years ago. The two paramedics pushing the stretcher are like conquered barbarian warriors who carry their fallen king through the streets of Themiscrya as he lies upon his own shield. And Bianca Ballbuster is like a victorious Queen of the Amazons who stands triumphant upon the shield with one foot placed arrogantly upon the chest of the once mighty warrior king that she slew in single combat upon the field of battle....................................... Yes! Macho Manson's arrogant boasting prophesy has indeed come true. For now the fight is over, and Bianca is indeed being carried from the arena on a stretcher just like Macho said that she would be.