movie mixed scissors scenes 
by dmg
Boat Trip 2003


STARRING: Cuba Gooding Jr. Roselyn Sanchez Horatio Sanz Will Ferrell Roger
Moore Viveca A. Fox Richard Roundtree

ACCESS: it's on both video and cable tv.

GENERAL DESCRIPTION: Two straight guys looking to meet girls are booked on a
gay cruise by a vindictive travel agent. their predicament becomes easier to
take when one falls for a gorgeous tour guide (Roselyn Sanchez from Rush Hour
2) and the other becomes a masseur for the 12 girl Swedish Tanning team. the
guys find that they can get away with all of this because the girls assume
they are gay. naturally there is a reckoning once the girls find out what
their true intentions are.

SCISSORS SCENE: Nick (Horatio Sanz) has arranged a midnight rendezvous with
Inge, a member of the Swedish tanning team. he slips into her darkened room,
unaware that the team's coach had changed rooms with her. he lifts the covers
at the end of the bed and crawls underneath and up between her legs. she turns
on the light and rips off the covers. he looks up from between her legs and
sees a fiftysomething woman with short white hair. she tightens her legs
around his neck and squeals in orgasmic delight as they roll around on the
bed. they roll off the bed to the floor where she sits on his face, still
squealing in ecstasy. he stands up with her still locked on his head with her
hands pressing his face into her crotch. he staggers around the room until
they fall to the ground and she winds up sitting on his chest. he screams for
her to get off but she is still humping him. he grabs an extinguisher and
sprays her with it. the steam from it knocks her off of him and on to the bed.
the girls next door open the adjoining door to find her sitting on her bed
with steam coming from her crotch.

POSITIVES: great setup, good camera work and acting, and the scene is funny.
it's also lengthy, well over a minute long.

NEGATIVES: terrible, atrocious casting. in a movie with gorgeous Roselyn
Sanchez, Viveca A.Fox, and twelve of the prettiest Swedish bombshells you ever
saw, the scissors scene is assigned to a skinny, elderly woman. you would
expect the coach of a woman's tanning team to have a hint of a tan, and
possibly even a shred of muscle tone. this woman's legs were pale as a ghost
and had no tone at all. if the scene was not funny it would be very difficult
to watch. this scene would still have been funny had it been one of Inge's
gorgeous, lusty teammates who got the "surprise visit" from Nick, and it could
have been one of the best scissors scenes ever. it had everything that a
really great scissors scene should have, except for the right actress. so
close, and yet so far.

OVERALL RATING: *