movie mixed scissors scenes 
by dmg
Rod Steele 0014 (1997) Also Known As: You Only Live Until You Die

STARRING: Robert Donovan Deann Power Sita Thompson John Lazar

ACCESS: video only. trust me. this one will probably never be shown on TV.

GENERAL DESCRIPTION: this is an obvious and somewhat ineffective spoof of the
spy genre. the three g's (guns, girls and gadgets) that make up the Bond
formula are all lampooned, and quite a few fetishes are explored. there are
women being pleasured by snakes, f/m punchouts, and some brief lesbian action
as well as the bizarre "scissors" scene which i will describe in detail below.

SCISSORS SCENE: Rod (agent 0014) is in the hallway of a brothel listening at
the keyhole of the room in which his female assistant, 0013, is seducing a
male who has information that they need. a huge male bodybuilder catches him
and wants to take him to see the manager. Rod looks around the hall which is
decorated with all sorts of sex toys. he grabs a long dildo which was hanging
on the wall as his opponent does the same. they have a brief "swordfight"
complete with fake sound effects which ends with him hitting the big man in
the stomach. when he doubles over Rod grabs an inflatable female sex doll and
wraps it's legs around his neck. he pulls it back until the man's neck is
touching the doll's crotch and it's thighs are around his neck. quipping,
"take this, you Swedish meatball" he pulls at the doll's ankles so that the
legs start to squeeze the man's neck. the victim's mouth opens wide and he
gasps twice as he begins to succumb, sinking slowly to the ground. when he
hits the ground Rod lets the doll go and stands back up. as he smoothes out
his clothing he looks down at the doll, which is still wrapped around the
man's neck and says, "Thank you my dear. i owe you one!"

POSITIVES: this is not your average mixed scissors scene, especially
considering that there is no girl involved! it is a quite imaginative setup
and was performed very well by the actors involved.

NEGATIVES: no complaints here, other than there being no real girl in the
scene. once you get over that, it's not bad at all.

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