movie mixed scissors scenes 
by dmg
Trick Of Tricks 1993


STARRING: no known credits. my copy is in Chinese with english subtitles, but
the credits are not similarly translated.

ACCESS: video only, but the odds against finding this rarity will be pretty
long.

GENERAL DESCRIPTION: this has a bit of everything. it's a supernatural,
physical comedy with characters returning from the dead to lead the cast in
musical numbers. the plot doesn't seem to make any sense but it may lose
something in the subtitles.

SCISSORS SCENE: a young man visits a friend who is working on a movie set. he
falls head over heels in love with the star and then talks the director into
letting him fill in for a stunt man who was about to do a fight scene with
her. they dress him and 3 others in muppet-like dog outfits and the scene
calls for them to attack the star who is a swordfighting flying angel. they
mostly tumble and somersault around her as she wields her sword, fending them
off with little contact. our young hero tumbles in front of her and lands flat
on his face. as he gets to his hands and knees she straddles him and tightens
her legs on the lower part of his stomach, trapping him in a standing body
scissors. he wiggles his body but is held tightly in place. suddenly, schwing,
his tail stands up straight and his costumed tongue hangs out of his mouth
amid some heavy panting. the angel is then distracted, releases him and flies
off, and the director yells, "cut".

POSITIVES: the girl is very young and pretty, and it's easily one of the
funniest scissors scenes ever. it comes out of nowhere and the implication
that he is "excited" by being held in her grip makes the scene all the more
enjoyable.

NEGATIVES: too much clothing. she is wearing a white robe over long white
pants.

OVERALL RATING: **