movie mixed scissors scenes 
by dmg
Vampire Raiders-Ninja Queen 1989


STARRING: Ruby Cohn Martin Dukes Agnes Chan Deborah Tao Produced by Tomas Tang

ACCESS: video only

GENERAL DESCRIPTION: standard formula ninja nonsense (they made over 20 of
these) about a plot to take over the world's hotel industry. it pits the evil
black and yellow nnjas and their vampire henchmen against the good white ninja
who is ably assisted by the very fit blonde haired pink ninja.and a giggling
group of telephone operators. there are some decent fights and a lot of
slapstick vampire gags.

SCISSORS SCENE: we see the pink ninja, a light but muscular woman with short
blonde hair relaxing on a deserted beach. she is lying on a large beach towel,
getting shade from a beach umbrella. she is wearing a tiny two piece bathing
suit that reveals an extremely sexy, supple physique. she takes out some
suntan oil and ever so slowly applies it to her awesome legs and arms. then
she begins a series of tantalizing stretches which are calculated to take away
the breath of any onlookers. she then decides to go for a swim and sprints out
into the waiting surf. when she returns she picks up her water bottle, takes a
swig, and then spits it out. then she takes a drink before drying herself off
with a small towel. seeing no one around she lays back down on the beach towel
and starts to drift off to sleep. suddenly a pair of arms burst out of the
sand on both sides of her. a vampire (a guy in a bellhop's outfit with Kiss
facepaint) had buried himself under her beach towel! he grips her in a bear
hug from behind with his hands (perhaps not accidentally) on her breasts. they
roll around in the sand like this for about 15 seconds until she breaks his
grip with a few well placed elbows to the ribs. he swings at her and misses at
which time she grabs his arm, lands a kick to the ribs, and monkeyflips him
over her, when he lands next to her in the sand she swings her legs around his
neck and applies a headscissor choking him with her calves. she squeezes him
for about five seconds before raising her top leg high in the air and bringing
it down with great force twice on his chest. she then kicks him which sends
him rolling away. she leaps up to her feet and assumes a martial arts
defensive pose. it's mostly kicks and punches after that, with a 2nd vampire
joining the fight and the pink ninja magically changing into her fighting
clothes. the entire scene takes over 5 minutes.

POSITIVES: fantastic setup, great lighting, the camera must have been handled
by "one of us". the early part of the scene could easily be mistaken for a
posing video. very sexy.

NEGATIVES: the scissors itself was only about five seconds long. other than
that all i can say is well done.

OVERALL RATING: ***