Suzy fights Jess 
By Mook Mookzone@webtv.net 


This fight is one that I set up. It was between my sister Suzy (Suzanne)
and my girlfriend Jess (Jessica). Suzy's stats are 5'9 and about 120lbs,
lean, hardbody. Jess is also 5'9 about 130lbs, a bit thicker, but not as
ripped. Both are very tough good looking tomboy types. 


I was always looking for a good fight for Suzy and she'd never fought
any of my girlfriends before. I was in 9th grade at the time and my
buddy Adam, who went to another high school, introduced me to Jess. Adam
knew I was into fightin babes and Jess was known as one of the toughest
at his school. Jess and I hit it off and then started dating. We would
often talk about her previous fights which led to us training and
sparring together. She was in 10th grade at that time, and I could tell
that she would be a great fight for Suzy. First I told each of them
about the other, planting my fight seeds that made them start to dislike
and trash talk each other. I also like to talk strategy before they
fight. I'll get into things like hand speed ....."she punches much
harder and faster than you." I found that kind of shit can really heat
up the action. 


When Jess first started coming over, I could feel the tension whenever
the two would be near one another, and I could tell that they were
sizing each other up more and more. Any talking they did was very
'catty'...like the words were normal, but their attitude was blatantly
sarcastic. Finally one time Suzy was really being a bitch to Jess, and
as we were leaving the house, Jess told me..."she's gonna get her ass
kicked if she keeps it up!" She said it loud enough for Suzy to hear,
and I was surprised that Suzy didn't come after her right then, but I
could tell that Suzy realized that Jess could handle herself and
wouldn't be intimidated. For the next couple days, Suz kept telling me
and my buds..."bring her over and I'll kick her ass." I told Adam what
was going on and he said "are you fuckin serious...Suzy wants to fight
her?" I told him not to tell Jess anything, just to bring her over after
school. I knew there would be at least 3 hours before my folks got home. 


The next day when we got home, Suzy grabbed something to eat and went in
the rec room to watch tv. Now I was just waiting for Adam and Jess to
show up. After about 15min they pulled up in the driveway, and I was
already feelin that chickfight vibe in th air. Suzy couldn't hear them
walk in because the rec room was on the other side of the house. We then
told Jess how Suzy had said she wanted to fight her. Jess asked where
Suzy was and we told her the rec room. We all walked over there and I
stuck my head in and told Suzy that Jess was here. Suzy replied...
"so?"...and continued watching tv. Jess then pushed past me and walked
over to where Suzy was sitting. Jess started asking ... "Do you have a
problem?" Suzy kept saying.. "excuse me"... "excuse me"...and making a
sweeping motion with her hand. Jess continued to taunt Suzy and was
blocking her view of the tv...."say it to my face!"... "say it now
bitch!" Adam and I were about 2 ft back in the doorway. Suzy had her
feet up on the coffee table and Jess kicked one of Suzy's feet off. Suzy
flew to her feet and got right in Jess's face. They went nose to nose
trading words. Then Jess said..."get out of my face, bitch!" and pushed
Suzy back onto the couch. Suzy almost fell back, but caught herself. She
came back at Jess and said "I don't think so!". Then punches started
flying. We're talkin two tall slender babes really beating on each
other. They both threw maybe 20 to 30 punches about 10 landed hard. Jess
was really rocked by a shot and looked like she might go down, but then
came back punching. Jess was a little faster, but Suzy got in the
hardest shot. After the flurry they grabbed each others hair and slammed
backward into a pressboard cabinet, smashing the door to pieces and
almost collapsing it on top of themselves. About that time two other
friends Jon and Oshe walked in behind us... "are they fighting?" I
said..."dude look.".. and then backed out of the doorway. They looked in
and said... "HOLY SHIT!" There was stuff all over the floor, the glass
top was pushed half way off the coffee table, the cabinet was smashed
and the pieces were all over, and you could even see a few clumps of
hair on the floor all the way from the door. Meanwhile, the girls are
still going at it. Then Adam made some comment from the
doorway..."c'mon..are you guys through yet?" I said.."Let em go man!" At
that point the girls to start talking to each other and fighting harder
again. Then Suzy grabbed a metal tape dispenser off the desk and started
hitting Jess in the head. We all started running to help Jess, but she
broke loose and ran toward us. Suzy threw the tape holder which whizzed
by our heads, nailed the door, and hit the washer in the laundry area.
She was going wild... "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE BITCH!" Suzy was now grabbing
shit and coming after everyone. We all got out into the laundry area,
and then Suzy slammed the door as hard as she could....BAM! 


Adam and I took Jess to the Emergency Room for stitches for her head and
eye(considerate guys that we were;-) In the light I could see all of the
damage. Her eye was closing up. She had deep scratches on her arms and
neck, and some blood from from her head, nose, and mouth. She was really
pissed at Suzy for using the tape holder and was saying how that was the
only way Suzy could win. When I got back home my folks were there and we
both got busted! Suzy definately looked like she was in a fight, but had
gotten cleaned up and cooled off. 


As for who won? Suzy was getting the better of Jess, but resorted to
using a weapon. They both still really hated each other after the fight.
I dated Jess for over a year, saw her in two good fights including this
one, saw her again, a couple years ago when I went back home. She still
looks awesome. I jokingly asked her if she remembered the fight, she
laughed and showed me the scars and even few new ones. Jess said she
would love to fight Suzy again, but this time no tape dispenser.