Club Daikon
by Bomber



	I went to Japan last summer.  It was my last night there.  I 
had heard about the gentleman's clubs in Tokyo and decided to try 
one.  The hotel I was staying at had English phone books in the 
rooms.  That made things easier.  I started looking through it.  I 
found a club called Club Daikon.  A daikon was a large, Japanese 
radish.  I wondered why anybody would name a club after a radish.  
I decided to go there.
	I got out of the cab in front of the building.  Admission 
was 3,000 yen, about $22, pretty reasonable compared to a lot of 
the other clubs.  I walked in and sat down at a table.  The girls 
there were all wearing bikinis and they all had very thick legs.  
Most of the girl's legs were muscular too, not fat.  One girl in 
particular caught my eye.  She was the shortest girl there, 
obviously under 5 feet tall, and her legs were enormous, thicker 
than any of the other girl's.  I was easily a foot taller than 
she.  But, she was so thick I'll bet she outweighed me.  She had 
long, black hair and a beautiful face with high cheekbones and a 
deep Mongolian eyefold.  I motioned her over to my table and she 
waddled to it, her massive quadriceps muscles contracting as she 
did.
"Konichiwa."  She said, smiling broadly as she sat down.
"Konichiwa."  I replied.  "What's your name?"
"I am Noriko." 
"You're a very stocky young lady.  Your legs are very thick.  Do 
you lift weights?"
"No.  They are this way naturary.  Genetics."
"Why is this place called Club Daikon?"
"Because all the girs working here have daikon ashi."
"What's that?"
"Japanese expression.  It means thick regs."
 "Tell me about yourself."
"I am graduate student in physics at Tokyo University working on 
my Ph.D."
"That's very interesting."
"You are here on vacation?"
"Yeah."
"Are you having a good time?"
"Yeah. Have you always been stocky?"
"Yes, stocky and very strong.  In 10th grade I had this friend, a 
boy, very tar and thin.  His name was Hiroshi. This other boy was 
picking on him.  One day he started picking on him while I was 
walking with him.  Hiroshi was no match for him.  I kicked him and 
knocked him down.  I tord him if he ever bothered Hiroshi again I 
would squash him as frat as a pancake.  He never did.  Do you want 
to power push?"
"What's that?"
She pointed to two walls standing parallel to eachother about 5 
feet apart.  "We sit back to back, put our feet against wars and 
push.  Whoever rocks knees first is winner."
"OK. I'll try that."  I wasn't sure if I would win or not.  Her 
legs were much thicker than mine.  But, guys are stronger than 
girls.  We sat down, put our backs together and put our feet 
against the walls.  Noriko pushed a button.
"When right turns green, push."  
A few seconds later, the light turned green.  I pushed with all my 
strength.  But, the force pushing against me was simply greater 
than the maximum force I could exert.  No matter how hard I 
pushed, my legs just kept bending.  Noriko giggled as she pushed 
me toward the wall.  Soon, it was over, Noriko locked her knees 
and declared herself the winner.
"Have you ever lost at power push?"  I asked.
"No."
"Ret's reser."  She said.
	"OK."  I replied, thinking I might have better luck at that.
We walked into a circle 10 feet in diameter.  She put her hands on 
her hips and her feet shoulder width apart.
	"Are you ready?"  She said.
	"Yup."  
	I walked over to her, wrapped my arms around her waist and 
tried to throw her down.  But, I couldn't budge her.  She was too 
heavy and her center of gravity was too low.  She giggled at my 
futile attempts to take her down.  Then, suddenly, she wrapped her 
arms around my waist and threw me to the floor.  Then, she 
scrambled on top on top of me and pinned me.
"Well, you've certainly proven yourself stronger than me."  I 
said.  "I'm going to go back to my hotel room.  It was nice 
meeting you."
"I'r walk out with you."
I walked out and hailed a cab.  But, before I got in, Noriko 
reached up, grabbed me around the neck, pulled my head down to her 
and kissed me passionately.
"I reary rike you."  She said.  
That was definitely a night to remember.