Vice Cats 
by J. Edwards [west]
Catfight in a bar
Update: 19/12/1997 to misc3

Officer Kathy Lee's first evening as vice bait in Chicago's local Red Light area, was going to 
offer her more exercise than she and her lacy undercover colleagues had bargained for.
Kathy was working with two other gals dispersed in the immediate street area of the City's 
modest sized hooker hang out. The officer in charge of this unit had an obvious thing for 
blondes. Officers Lee, Julie Maclay and Karen Roberts, were all shoulder length blondes, 
about five-four, -- one thirty-five each, with measurements averaging 36C-26-38. Standard 
issue for the girls were black three inch strap on heels, knit dresses about four inches above 
the knees, with matching blazer or vest> Lee was in black, roberts in white and Maclay in 
red.

"I've never seen you before tart....you fixin to set-up your ass here?..."  Lee looked over to 
the blueberry eyed redhead with the brown suede mini skirt and matching tank top. The 
redhead's shoulder length hair was tousled over her shoulders like she'd just jumped out of 
the sack. Lee wasn't too keen on some battle over this part of the red-light empire, and 
looked about nervously for her two partners. Maclay was outside staring down a stalky little 
brunette in a black garter-micro-mini outfit, while Roberts had just stumbled past what 
looked like her identical twin on the way into the bar.  "Shit", Lee mumbled to herself.

"What did you say bitch?..."     Lee ignored her new girl friend and started out the door
" I asked you......." "YA YA I know what you asked me. It stinks in here, I'm movin..."

As Lee dropped her beer at the end of the counter and headed for the door, Robert's double 
blocked her exit.
"My friend asked you a question. Inside or outside you're still working our neighborhood."

This was a hoot thought Lee, the bitch could pass for Robert's twin.  As Robert's number two 
pressed her chest against Lee causing Lee to back into her red headed rival , she caught a 
glimpse of the real Robert's grabbing a fist full of her rivals dress and pulling her back, 
and away. Shit thought Lee now the fur is really going to fly. "What the hell, I haven't been in a 
good fight since Junior High", nd with that remark she spun around with a hard palmed 
right to the red head's left cheek. The bar broke the Hooker's fall, ..with the Red Head 
bouncing off it and into Lee's hair. 

Both women spun each other around by the others long locks, staggering about knocking 
over chairs and tables as they kicked and tapped about on their heels.  The women then took 
turns whipping the other into the bar, while engaged in a hair pulling frenzy.
Lee's head was on fire, from the wild hair pulling match.  She broke Red's grip then pinned
 the fiery bitch against the bar, while grabbing both her wrists and wrapping her legs around 
her rivals.  Red struggled back against Lee's press, biting Lee in the neck and shoulders 
while digging her nails into Lee's hands.
Out of the corner of her watering eye, Lee could see a pair of Blondes in white mini's ,
stretched over their hips, tightly engaged in a ground rolling duel. Both blondes had tied 
themselves up into a pink and white limbed hair ball that was bowling its way towards Lee's contest.

'HAA-WHuuummp"...the catfighting mass of blondes hit the bar...In the same instant both 
Lee and her red headed nightmare had jumped up lifting two pairs of high heeled legs off the 
floor and around the other's waists, ,,as both their fleshy asses hit the floor a split second 
later.
Now it was their turn to sweep up the bar floor with each other. Both Lee and her rival had 
had dug their nails into the others head and back ripping at hair and cloth as they rocked 
back and forth amidst their leggy crotch pressed embrace.  Just as Lee was beginning to 
strangely enjoy this beaver press they were locked into, she noticed Robert's was having her 
head bashed against the floor by her twin.  With a well placed elbow to the freckled chin of 
her rival, Lee broke off her contest, and crawled towards Robert's battle .  Lee picked up a 
broken bar leg and cracked it over the blonde hooker's head.  Both blonde's fell into a lifeless 
ragged heap of red lined flesh and torn cloth. 

As Lee turned back towards her rival, she felt the back of a high heel come crashing down on 
her neck.  The force of the blow rotated Lee onto her back.  With a cat-like pounce the Red
 head had taken a dominant position across Kathy Lee's upper body, while spreading her arms 
against the floor with her powerful dancer-like thighs, the scarlet-one smiled down at her prey 
then inched her crotch towards poor officer Lee's mouth. As she rolled her hips 
upwards, Red ripped her g-string off with one hand revealing a silky red crotch, then pulled 
up the blondes head by her hair, and began pushing her red silk into the smeared ruby lips of 
her victim.  "Cum-on bitch wake up and start sucking".....
"..KKEERAACK!!..."...a bar stool flattened Red's nose, causing a hydrant of blood to flow 
from her face, as the young hooker fell backwards into La La Land.  Robert's had recovered 
from her head pounding just in time, to save Officer Kathy Lee from a fate worse then death 
itself.
As Robert's helped Lee to her feet, she noticed some of the happily stained crotches of the 
John's in the bar.  At least her and Robert's sexy little aerobic workout, had drained the local 
trade of one round of peter popping 

"Christ Julie!!!"...."both women stumbled out of the main door on partially broken heels, in 
a race to help their junior partner.  There was Mclay, unscathed, pushing two cuffed and 
weasing working girls into the back of a waiting cruiser.  Mclay looked back at her wrecked 
comrades..."haven't you girls ever heard of pepper spray and hand cuffs?"