Super Sarah 

The growth formula 


I never thought it would happen.  Slash had returned and Axl, Matt and 
Duff finally released an album that fiercely burned up the charts and 
brought back rock n roll.  So, layin' back in the huge leather chair, I 
pumped out a few Guns N' Roses tunes while Sarah kept playing around 
with her usual hobby.  Sarah was always really into chemistry.  I mean 
sure, she appeared to be geeky, always hiding behind those glasses she 
wore, but she was cute.  She was also loyal.  There was nothing she 
wouldn't try to do for her friends...as few as there were.  Most of all, 
Sarah was a closet rocker.  Well, at least she became one after we met.  
Be not mistaken, for Sarah has always had a wild side dressed beneath 
the shy personality she weaved outside of her.  The trick was, you kind 
of had to help her bring it to the surface.  But, unless you were in the 
right environment, that was pretty damn hard to do.  Suppress her wild 
streak, and she's a furry little cat.  Bring it to the surface, and 
she's a tiger!  That's the extremely attractive thing about her, or at 
least it WAS. 

So get this, I'm getting off on the excitement of a new Gunners album 
while Sarah is tinkering with bottles of chemicals and computers with 
weird molecular models on the monitor, lusting after some sort discovery 
she thinks she was about to make.  Discover she did, but not quite what 
she expected - but delightful none the less.  She discovered how to 
plant a smile 10 feet wide on my face, and make me giggle like a girl 
(whilst hastily rubbing my hands in anticipation). 

Ripping the plug out of the socket, Sarah killed the stereo.  Then she 
briefed me on her little green formula.  Pointing to a number of caged 
rats, she made me note that each rat was a little larger than the last, 
but the last rat was twice the size of any other filthy rodent on the 
bench.  "So, what?  You made them fat.  Why didn't you just feed them 
cheese?" I joked. 

"Funny, but that's not fat.  It's muscle!  Now get a load of this!!" 

And without a word of explanation, Sarah start gulping the green ooze 
from her bottle!  Before I could race across to her, Sarah finished the 
contents and threw the bottle aside.  Then she started to feel strange, 
like something was raging deep inside of her.  First, her forearms 
became muscularly defined.  Starting to breath heavier, Sarah started to 
fill out her clothes.  Her skin tight white t-shirt began to stretch 
over growing bulge's of pecs, her legs made the denim of her jeans 
whimper with tension.  "This feeling", she heavily moaned, "I feel I'm 
getting...stronger!" 

Her shirt was ready to explode as her biceps expanded the material and 
the cotton stretching to the contours of her building abs.  Breathing 
heavier and deeper, her calves busted the jeans into shreds, her biceps 
popped the sleaves, and without notice Sarah paused, took a long deep 
breath and tensed her muscles and ripped the rest of her clothes to 
strips with a hugely spectacular muscle pose!  

After a scream of power, and a few more muscles poses, Sarah gazed at 
her body with excitement.  I sat back, awe-struck at her new powerful 
body!  She was now about the size of the best female bodybuilder in the 
world! 

"Whoa, I feel so strong!  I've can feel the power SURGING through my 
body!" Sarah powerfully whispered.  "I've gotta try this out, where's a 
metal bar?"  Don't get me wrong, I maybe a rocker and I'm not stupid, 
but I took a little while for the question to register.  Once it did, I 
jumped up and grabbed an old solid railing by the garage door and handed 
it to her.  Grasping it firmly in her muscled hands, she took one breath 
and bent it into an arc.  With that her face lit up with a display of 
excitement and power.  Then she began to grab cans, pipes, anything she 
could crush...and then she tried the car.  With two hands under the 
rear, she took the slack, and in one powerful yell she yanked the car 
three more inches.  "Damn it!' she screamed in disappointment.  Then, 
within a strange cloud of silence, she paused.  The look of power 
diminished from her face, yet her body remained firm and muscular. 

"What's up?" I asked.  "I need more" she quietly whispered.  "I want to 
be bigger, stronger.  I want to be a GOD!"  Of course, still being awe-
struck from everything that just happened, I didn't really place any 
meaning behind that question.  I was just hoping she'd keep going!  But 
she didn't.  Instead, Sarah ran back to the bench where her chemicals 
laid.  Frantically typing information into the computer she printed out 
a new formula and ran around the place as if she were crazy.  Curious, I 
stayed seated and within a few minutes Sarah turned around.  Clenching 
another bottle full of bright green ooze, she looked at me with sparkles 
in her eyes.  "It's better" she remarked. "It's 1 million times more 
powerful, more concentrated!" and with that she gulped it down.  

This time her  breathing came on faster and heavier.  Feeling powerful 
changes within her body, Sarah began to moan and rub her hands up and 
down then smooth tanned skin of her body.  Suddenly she started to grow.  
With an increasing rate, her biceps grew to be as big as footballs, her 
legs got wider and wider, the muscles around her neck got thicker and 
bigger and her forearms became branches.  Soon her body was huge, her 
pecs bulging out a foot thick and her back even more so.  "I FEEL 
TERRRRRRIFIC!!!" she yelled aloud before taking a very deep long breath 
and hitting a muscles pose that doubled the size of her body!  

"ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!"  Sarah yelled in her deep baritone voice 
shaking the whole garage, and growing taller and thicker.  Every time 
Sarah inhaled with a deep gushing wind, she'd yell again, louder and 
louder, and she'd grow bigger, thicker and more powerful.  15, 20, 25, 
30 feet tall!  Then she stopped.  Surging with power, she looked, amazed 
at how big she had grown.  Posing her muscles, she look at me and a look 
of power came over her large face.  She knew she had a bit more to go 
and with that, again, she took one more long beep breath, and started to 
tense every muscle in her body as hard as she could before letting out 
an earth-shaking yell that became louder and louder: 
"aarrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"  She became 50 
feet tall, her biceps growing to 10 foot boulders and her legs 30 feet 
wide. 

After that she Super Sarah went on a well deserved rampage, before 
tuckering out and ordering 10 billion burger from the local McDonalds.  
Oh, and free coke was arranged.