THE  ALMIGHTY  KALLIE

Kallie becomes a goddess


Kallie hated most people.  The only good thing in her life was listening 
to Guns N' Roses.  She really wished she could fuckin' rule the world so 
everyone would have to serve her.  That's why she loved witchcraft.  Not 
only could she do cool things to people her pissed her off, but she was 
a real natural when she came to do it.  It was as if the craft was part 
of her from birth.  The funny thing was, Kallie always could possibly 
rule the world.  Possibly.  Only a handful of people knew of an ancient 
spell that could give a person as much power as they desire, and Kelly 
was one.  Thing was, there were only a handful of people who knew about 
it because those who tried it simply exploded.  No power, no glory, just 
a massive fart that erupted from within.  

Kallie had a pretty tough day at school.  Each class had given her 
detention for not co-operating in homework, every lunch hour she 
suffered humiliation from her peers for being anti-social, and worst of 
all someone had stolen her diary and announced her best kept personal 
secrets to the whole school over the fuckin' P.A. system.  Kallie 
stopped off at her secret spot by the river on her way home.  She felt 
deeply screwed by the shit that happened, today, yesterday and the 
fucking hundreds of fucking days before.  She sat crying to herself, and 
slowly became suicidal.  She wanted no more of the shit, but there was 
nothing she could do about it.  

All of a sudden a tall man grabbed her and flung her to the ground.  
Forcing himself upon her he ripped open her clothes and began to rape 
her.  Kallie cried out for help amidst cries of pain and suffering.  The 
man raped her and left her sore, beaten and shocked in tears. 

After an hour, Kallie sat up.  She wiped the tears from her face and 
calmed her breathing.  Her body still shivered from the shock.  She had 
finally had enough.  Reaching into her school bag, Kallie grabbed her 
book.  She opened it up and found the spell to give her power.  She 
wanted power.  She needed power.  And, if she died, she could care any 
longer. 

Kallie paused and starred at the page.  Slowly she began muttering the 
first few words.  Then she hastened her reading and said the next few 
lines.  Enraged, and with anger, Kallie yelled out the final verse of 
the spell and threw the book aside.  Lightening struck her body from the 
sky, electricity sparking all over and throughout her body.  She 
thrusted her self upwards to the sky as her clothes tore from her.  Her 
muscles expanded, and she grew as she repeated "bigger, bigger, 
BIGGER!".  

"aaaarrrrrgh I can feel the power!  I CAN FEEL IT!"
"make me bigger!  Taller!  Stronger!"

She grew 20feet high.  Her muscles growing bigger than anyone could 
imagine!  She was now strong enough to rip a whole building from it's 
foundations. 

"bigger!  aaaarrrrgggghhh  BIGGGGER!"

30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, 90 feet she rose into the air!  Her muscles 
still bulging immensely! 

"I want to be...." she stammered
"I want to be...."

100, 200, 300 feet tall growing almost as tall as the clouds above her.  
Her feet expanded and crushed all the land beneath them, clearing all 
trees and boulders. 

Feeling more powerful and more powerful, growing bigger and bigger she yelled:
"I want to be..."
"I want to be a...."
"...A     *G*O*D*  !"
With that Kallie grew into the clouds roaring and yelling 
"I'M A GOD!  I AM  G O D !"