The Neighbour

He gets beaten up by the six foot blonde


Here's a true story you might be interested in:

She told me she was a neighbor of mine and had a package for me she'd taken
earlier that day.  Though I'd never seen her before, and wasn't expecting
anything, I had no reason not to believe her.  Expecially since I don't really
know most of my neighbors and I couldn't resist the vision I was spying
through the peep hole.

She was gorgeous!  I opened the door.  Standing there was a vision of amazonic
beauty!  She was about 6'0", had long straight blond hair and deep blue eyes.
She was beautifully toned and impressively built and knew how to show it off!

She was wearing denim shorts, black cowboy boots, a white tank top and a black
leather vest.  Her tanned arms and legs were magnificently sculpted and
perfectly complimented by her outfit!  I was so mesmerized by her that I
didn't even notice the fact she had no package and was also wearing a pair of
black leather gloves.

"This is for you" she said, as her smile diminished.  With that, she suddenly
punched me in the nose with a powerful right jab.  I fell back as she quickly
entered my apartment and shut the door behind her.

Stunned and in pain, she gave me no chance to recover as she hit me again in
the nose assuring it be broken.  Then she punched me in the stomach with a few
hard rights.  I keeled over in breathless agony!  She then kneed me in the
chin with a sharp jolt of her bare right knee, followed by an intense left
hook across my right cheek bone.

I spun 180 degrees around and fell to the floor.  She strutted along side me
as I groveled there on the floor, and gave me a good swift kick in the ribs.

Then she grabbed me up and flung me against the wall.  She stood there holding
me by my shirt with both hands for a moment of savory.  She towered over my
5'9", 160# frame.  She must have weighed at least 180#'s.  "Relax...take it
easy...it's gonna be alright" she calmly and politely assured me.

Then she took a step back and proceeded to do a quick number on my eyes.
Alternating hands and fists, she hit me with one while holding me with the
other.  Bang!  Bang!  Bang!  One after the other, she hit me with devestating
accuracy and power!

Then she threw in a few uppercuts to my chin and some rights and lefts to my
cheekbones.  She then kneed me in the groin and punched me again in the
stomach.

She stepped back and let me collapse to the floor.  She straightened me out,
flat on my back, and sat on top of me.  "It's nothing personal...someone
wanted you beaten up" she said in the same calm and cool tone as before.

She raised my head by my hair.  I could see her magnificent legs curled up and
bulging in front of me, and I could smell her sweet perfume.  It was
frieghtening and exciting at the same time.

She pulled back her right fist and proceeded to do a job on my teeth.  I don't
know how many times she hit me, but when she finished and got up I spit out
five teeth.

I curled up on the floor in sort of a fetal position.  She took full advantage
of it and kicked me a few times in the stomach and ribs.

"Be careful of who you fuck with" she warned.  "Next time I'll break your
legs" she assured me as she quietly left.

I laid there moaning and groaning in agony for about 30 minutes before I
finally mustered enough strength to get up.  Knowing I needed medical
attention, but not wanting to call for an ambulance, I managed enough energy
to get myself to my car and drive to a hospital.

All I told them was that I'd been in a fight, and lost.  Of course I couldn't
tell them I'd been beaten up by a girl!  I also didn't want any police
involvement!

My black eyes, broken nose, bruised and swollen cheek bones and chin,
fractured jaw, and broken ribs healed in time.  My teeth required some
reconstructive work.  Actually they look better than before.  The funny thing
is that ever since then, I've been strangly facinated with strong, powerful
women.  I get excited every time I think about that "aweful" night.  I'd love
to be able to recreate it with someone, but have it be more sensual and not
nearly as extensive as it was.

Yes, I learned my lesson!