Tiffany by Underdog The amazon from a Mississippi farm TIFFANY "THE AMAZON BABE FROM A FARM IN MISSISSIPPI" Tiffany-- (TRUE STATS) Birthplace: Biloxi Mississippi Birthdate : April 7th, 1972 Hair : Brown Height : 5" 7' Weight : 195 lbs Bodyfat : 2% Measurements : 43DD - 19 - 36 (NO SHIT) Occupation : FARMHAND The story is simple. Tif (as I called her) was raised on a farm just outside of Biloxi MS. Her family was poor, even for Mississippi standards. She woke 5 each morning and broke 8 each evening. She hauled, dug, picked, moved, lifted, cleaned, and scrubbed every single day since she was 10 YEARS OLD. Working the farm, cleaning the house, driving the tractors, cleaning and fixing the car, cleaning the yard, she did it all. Day in and day out. By the time Tif was 15, she began filling out. Her arms were getting strong and her entire body, was becoming chiseled into a (what I call in the AMAZON World) an AMAZON BABE. She liked what she saw and worked harder at becoming what she describes today as "THE PERFECT FEMALE". At 17 she started lifting weights on top of her numerous daily chores. She wanted perfection. Her waist was a terrible 25 inches, so she did sit-ups every day, thousands of them, until she got it down to a 19!!!!!! I watched one day as her brother drove a Volkswagen bug (one wheel) onto her stomach (purposely) then back off of her. I actually got lightheaded and fainted, but what I heard was she let him keep that Volkswagen there for about 2 and a half minutes. I met Tiffany, actually by accident. My 1969 Dodge Ram was broke down in an area about 15 miles west of Biloxi. Fortunately I was in the parking lot of a Circle-K. While in the van tearing open my engine cover, I heard a sweet voice ask me if I needed help. As I turned toward the voice, pissed off as it was, I never even looked and said no thanks---in a voice that would piss off the Pope! Next thing I knew the passenger door was opening and there stood Tif. Wearing a T-shirt that advertised Reeboks and sweatpants. I immediately knew she was my dream girl! The van became the last thing on my mind. As the day wore on, she fixed my van, told me her life story and invited me over for some home-cukin (as she said). I obliged and spent the best week of my life in a farm-house on the outskirts of Biloxi MS. The first evening I was over Tif's house she was wearing cutoff white denim shorts and a halter. I couldn't help staring at her the whole damn night, she was unbelievable. Anyway, she knew that she was turning me on, (and at this time we were just friends) so she turned sideways, and in a sultry way asked me if her waist was getting big. I then made what I call the "clutch" move that started our relationship. I grabbed the tape measure that was hanging by the sewing machine, and wrapped it around her waist, explaining the whole time that the tape don't lie. With those words she sucked in her waist and the tape went from 19 1/2 to a 16. ALMOST 3 inches. I was shaking in my Reeboks. WOW, thetas all I could say. Like that?, she asked. (She was a woman of very few words). OH YES!! I said, my mind was going haywire. Feel my waist, she said, feel it!!! I did and it was ripped and very flat and hard. Her rib cage went up to her breasts like an OLYMPIC SKI SLOPE, perfectly formed. I couldn't help but move my hand up her tight stomach, through her rib cage toward those massive breasts. As I just about got to her chest, she grabbed my wrist and just about tore it off my body. She squeezed my wrist so hard, I buckled down to my knees. I was still on my knees for what felt like hours, as she continued to squeeze my wrist. While your down there, do my thighs look soft?, she asked. No TIF, Not at all. I could barely get the words out when she told me to kiss her thighs. KISS THEM, she said, KISS AND LICK THEM! Still holding my wrist, I obliged and it felt like warm steel to my mouth! ROCKS I said out loud, ROCKS!! She laughed. You ever see a body like mine?, she said in her non- chalet way. NO TIF, Never, its absolutely perfect, I said. OHHHH She then cooed, and asked me if I would like her to Toy with me! I said anything TIF, anything you want to do! She backed away from me, leaving me on the floor and cooed again flexing her right bicep. MY GOD, I said aloud, please don't stop!!! She relaxed it and flexed it again, slowly, and it looked even bigger this time. I felt myself getting very very turned on. Does it look like a ball?, she cooed! YES, OH YES IT DOES TIF!! She kept flexing it slowly, up and down. It grew bigger with each flex! Come here baby, she said, come here and feel my bicep! I came to her, and felt her bicep as she asked! She flexed it while I kept my hand on it. It grew bigger and bigger in my hand with each flex. That's when Tif noticed the bulge in my pants. Oh, turned on are we?, she moaned. VERY, I said, Very very much. SIT DOWN HONEY, she said, Sit and watch my body. As I sat in the couch, I felt about ready to explode. Tif left the room for what seemed like hours when she finally came back into the room, she had two 60lb barbells, and a steel rod that looked like it came off of a piece of machinery. How long can you stand watching me baby?, she asked. Before I could answer she started pumping up her biceps with a 60lb dumbbell in each hand. MY GOD, I shouted almost loud enough for the neighbors who live 2 miles away to hear. Her arms were getting huge and she lifted the dumbbells like feathers. 60 lbs in each hand. Making you hot baby?, she cooed again. YES OH YES, at this time I was ready to burst and went to take my bulge from my pants when she shouted NO!!!!!! WAIT!!!!! She dropped the dumbbells, picked up the steel rod and threw it at me. BEND IT, she said!! As I picked up the rod, I knew that no way in hell I could bend this thing, and I really thought there's no way she could either. It was about 20lbs and pretty thick. I tried for about 5 straight minutes, just to please her. Tif then took the rod from me, grabbed both ends and with a yell, started to bend the rod. I was in total awe. I could see her forearms bulging and her chest must of grew what looked like 3 feet. She was bulging all over, ALL OVER. It was a sight for sore eyes. When she dropped the rod it was "U" shaped. OH__MY__GOD, I said in amazement. COME HERE BABY AND WORSHIP MY BODY, Tif said. I crawled on my knees over to her and started at her calves. OOHHHH, She said, my calves are 18 inches of muscle and diamond shaped. I watched as she stood on the balls of her feet and her calves bulged out like two baseballs. LICK THEM, she shouted, LICK them baby. I did and continued until I could no longer stand it, I'M going to cum I shouted. Without a second thought, Tif bent over, picked me up by my belt loops, pushed me against the wall and told me to unzip. I was in mid air, against the wall unzipping my pants and dropping them to the floor. I then took off my underwear and my hardon was right in her face. She took me in her mouth and literally moved me in and out of her mouth with her huge arms. I weigh 215. I looked down and saw nothing but massive muscle, big beautiful breasts and Tifs mouth on my hardon, going in and out. I just could not stand it anymore and came!!!! She dropped me like a lead balloon and knelt down on top of me. Pushing me on my back, she flexed her biceps some more and bounced her chest muscles at the same time. I felt myself getting hard again. I could not believe this girl. 22 years old, built like a mack truck and strong as an ox, on top of me and turning me on again. OHHH Baby, let me see you come again, she said. I asked her to take her top off and bounce her chest muscles for me. SURE BABY, she said. Then stood up and ripped off her halter. I mean RIPPED IT OFF. Threads everywhere. She was huge. She then left the room again. I was ready again, not knowing what she had in store for me. As she came back in the room, she had on a Bra and panties. She asked me to watch her bra break apart. It must of been seconds as she pumped her chest muscles up so much that the bra split in two. Her boobs came out of it like a broken dam. I was in awe again. She laughed again and asked me if that was a turn on. I actually couldn't speak. TAKE OUT YOUR HARDON, she said. I WANT YOU TO MASTERBATE while I flex my arms and chest for you. I did just that and watched her. She started by making her stomach dance. In and out, like a rough tide. Tightening it, sucking it in farther and loosing it. I couldn't help it and came again. Before she even got to her arms or chest. SHE COOED, OH BABY, DO I TURN YOU ON?? I Was shaking. Y-YES I said in a nervous voice. She came over to me, picked me up and turned me over on the couch. She then gave me a deep massage, and put me into a sleep I have not had in years. The next morning, I was woken bright and early to a loud clatter coming from what sounded like the garage. I got dressed and went down to see what the hell all the racket was. As I entered the garage from the door in the kitchen, I saw Tif underneath a trailer. A rather large trailer that looked like it was used years ago for carrying hay and horses. She was whistling away, turning ratchets and screwdrivers, and making what seems to be like a bitch job into a joyous occasion. HELLO, I called out. She pushed herself from under the trailer and stood up to greet me. Once again I felt a small rush below the waist. She had on overalls, and some boots. THAT WAS IT. Her boobs appeared to be pressed up against the top of the overalls, and sticking partially out the sides. Her tight neck covered in grease and her huge arms looked like they just had a couple hundred pounds of air pumped into them. Her face, which was that of an angel, was also covered in grease and she had a bit in her hair. WORKING ON THE OLD THING, she said, and its actually almost completed. Great, I said, Need some help?, I then asked. NAW, she said, you can just watch me if you'd like, this is when my upper bodyparts get a great workout! Unless you don't want to--he he, she then chuckled. SURE, I said, love to watch. God, I thought, this girl is something else. Her biceps looked more peaked than last night and her neck was all muscle, popping out from all different angles. She climbed back under the trailer and started her task again. I couldn't really see much now, her legs were covered by the overalls, so I was going to let her have at it. When I started to leave I heard her yell, DONT GO NO WHERE HONEY, WATCH THIS!! I then watched as the trailer tipped to one side. SHE WAS PRESSING IT! NO FRIGGEN WAY I THOUGHT!! I yelled out, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? No answer came and the trailer was on its second or third push. She was actually bench pressing it!! After about 5 times, she came from under the trailer, walked past me and into the house. I was flabbergasted to say the least. I went under the trailer to try it, and it was not budging. Then I heard her laugh again, that sweet, sexy laugh, like she knows she's the hottest thing and can turn on a brain-dead stone. As I came out from under the trailer, I got up and saw her there with the top of her overalls unlatched and down, her breasts, so big and firm, sticking out like two watermelons. She was oooooing and ahhhhing, as she felt her own treasures. FEEL ME BABY, she coo'd again. I came over and felt her massive breasts. They were firm and huge. 43DD and all yours baby, she said. MY GOD was I hot now. FEEL MY WAIST NOT BABY, she coo'd again. I did, and it was hard as a rock. She tightened it up on purpose as I had my hand on it, God was it hard. Then she sucked it in even further, I could not stand it any more. 19 inches of muscle baby, she said, and its tight as a drum. FEEL MY LEGS NOW, GO AHEAD, FEEL THE RIPPLES THOUGH THE OVERALLS! I knelt down, as if to a god, and felt her thighs through her overalls. They were steel. They were amazing. 23 Inches baby, she said, and that's not flexed!! FLEX THEM, I almost begged. I felt them slowly tighten up, and get bigger at the same time. UNBELIEVABLE, I SHOUTED. Rock hard, like a vice I thought! MY HIPS ARE 36 inches baby and not one ounce of fat!! I WANT YOU TIF, NOW, I begged. OHHHH BABY, let me pose for you, and watch you jerk off to the bulge of my muscles!!! She pulled off her coveralls, and with nothing on but a bikini bottom that she was wearing under her coveralls, she stood there, relaxed and ready for me to pull on my hard on. I unzipped and pulled out my bulge. She stared at it, and without saying a word, tighten up her chest muscles. They almost jumped. THEY DID JUMP. Up and down, they were getting me very hot. I was pulling myself and she told me to wait to cum! I tried, as she then laid on her back on a blanket in the garage. Stretching out, and arching her back, she looked like an million dollar art form. CUM NOW BABY, She cood'd, LOOK AT MY HOT BODY, ITS FOR YOU, CUM NOW!!!! I pulled and pulled and exploded in seconds. OH MY GOD, I said, You are unbelievable! Without saying a word she started doing sit-ups. Perfect ones. In time and orderly. 100-200, non-stop, I just stared at her stomach getting tighter and tighter and tighter. She was up to about 850 when she stopped. OH BABY, I am going to take a shower now and then we're going out ok? SURE BABY, I said where are we off too!!! ITS TIME FOR ME TO TURN YOU ON IN PUBLIC! She Coo'd!!!! *******LOOK FOR TIF2 (to be continued)****