Penelope, part 1 She Cannot Be Stopped. Volume 1 28 June 1997 This is the first in a series of documents that details selected events that have occurred in the life of Penelope: the strongest living being to have ever walked this Earth. This entry occurred in June of 1997, when she was experiencing a minor growth spurt. Penelope hasn’t grown in size in almost a year. When she awoke on October 1, 1996, she discovered that overnight, the size of her Butt had increased two inches, and her strength had increased by 200,000 lbs. She was ecstatic; "What a birthday present!" she exclaimed, but soon realized she had finally reached the size she wanted to be for so many years. Until that morning, she had never known how much muscle volume her pelvic region could handle without looking awkward; when she rose from the bed that morning, and her huge muscles adjusted to the standing position, she looked awesome. She walks over to our full-length mirror, and begins to study her lower body. She reaches down and picks up the tape measure, and wraps it around her Butt. A smile appears on her face, as she looks at me and says "72 inches, and I still look good!" She was right. Without ever seeing this woman in person, I’m sure it’s hard to visualize how a seventy-two inch Butt could not look bizarre on a sixty-one inch tall woman, but it’s true. This is something Penelope has been concerned with her entire adult life not to look even the slightest bit "abnormal" while at the same time, developing the strongest human body that the world has ever seen. The symmetry and balance of her entire body is sheer perfection; her thighs are 36 inches each, exactly half the size of the muscular giant that rides above them. While most women who are endowed with a powerful lower body are usually flat chested, Penelope has a 44 inch bust that is so solid, she never has to wear a bra. In fact, her chest measures exactly the same while lying flat on her back, as it does when she is standing! It was on this day that Penelope decided to stop growing externally, yet her daily quest for greater strength has never subsided. Even though her size has remained the same since October, 1996, her strength has increased by 800,000 pounds! There has been one outward physical difference, though. When she would bomb her Butt muscles (pumps them to full expansion and power) back then, her Butt then would increase to 76 inches. Becky, who’s muscular Butt has been the largest in history, measures 76 inches completely relaxed. Becky is also muscle bound, and her Butt doesn’t change in size when she bombs her muscles. Penelope is not muscle bound at all, and now her Butt measures 78 inches when she bombs her muscles! So when she is fully pumped up, Penelope not only has the strongest Butt in history, she also has the largest. How strong is she? Penelope is the President of an association called B.P.A., which stands for "Big Powerful Ass." It is an organization of women who possess physical endowments quite similar to her own. The organization was created in 1975, before the term "ass" was considered derogatory. That term is no longer tolerated, but the name of the organization has been around for so long, changing it was deemed counterproductive. B.P.A. has offices throughout the world, and a primary function of each office is to provide exercise facilities that can accommodate the incredible strength of the women that attend. By being the strongest member, Penelope had the luxury of deciding that B.P.A.’s headquarters be located in her hometown of Arlington, VA. Just several days ago, it was there that she once again broke her own strength record. Penelope successfully bench-pressed 2,000,000 pounds thirty times, without a hint of struggle. She can probably lift a greater weight, but has decided to never perform a strength test before anyone, without first being absolutely certain that she can lift the weight without much effort. Normally, Penelope overtrains for each lift on purpose, so that even her Butt muscles are relaxed during the lift. However, she has been so anxious to reach the two million pound mark, that she elected to do the lift a little prematurely, and had to pump up her Butt muscles to generate the strength required to lift the weight. She walked on stage with her Butt at a full 78 inches, and her shorts were torn to shreds by the end of the event. B.P.A. requires that ten repetitions of the desired weight must be lifted, and, as usual, Penelope far exceeded that requirement. Penelope has always known that sheer size is not necessary for strength, but since she is so short, the only way she could intimidate people, was to get BIG. She got her wish. In normal development, a B.P.A. woman’s Butt first gets bigger, then a gradual strength increase occurs to fill the void. In most cases, the Butt will not get any larger until that void is filled. Penelope has been more the exception to the rule, than the rule itself. Her Butt has grown at an astronomical rate, and strength does increase with size, but only at a fraction of its true potential. It can sometimes take years of strenuous exercise for each new inch of growth to be transformed into pure, solid, muscle power. Since 1989, Penelope's Butt has grown at almost five inches per year! Experts believe that as strong as she is, that her 72 inch Monster is still less than 20% developed! The FBI has deemed Penelope totally unstoppable; every effort at preventing her from doing whatever she wants to do, has failed. In fact, seven parts of her body are registered as lethal weapons by the FBI: both breasts, both arms, both legs, and, of course, her huge Butt muscles. Law enforcement officials shudder at the thought of what she might become in the next couple of years; if she were to double her strength, she would still be less than 40% developed, and that is provided she doesn’t get any bigger! 28 June 1997 - 1 -