Lois' Time to Fly Mighty Lingster This is for grown-ups and people who like amazon transformation stories only. Go away if you're not both. LOIS' TIME TO FLY (With apologies to DC Comics) Mighty Lingster "Hi, honey!" Superman said as he landed on the roof of the Daily Planet Building, bending down to kiss his fiance, Lois Lane. "How was your day?" she asked, rising up on tip-toes to return his show of affection. "Same old same old," he smirked, "train wreck in Chile, Ebola breakout in Zaire, gay pride parade in San Francisco. You know how it is." "What happened at the gay pride parade?" she asked. "Oh, the Toyman manufactured these 'Mr. Slim' dildos that were actually... do you really want to hear about this? It's pretty messy." She scrunched up her nose, "No, I guess not. There weren't any rodents involved, were there?" "Thank Rao, no. Explosive whoopie-cushions filled with cow-dung, if you really want to know. The most embarrassing part of the whole episode was when some lesbian bodybuilders started asking me why I wear my underwear on the OUTSIDE of my tights," he said, grinning sheepishly. "What did you say?" "I just flew off." "Smart," she admitted. "Hey, what's that you've got?" "Oh, this?" he asked, displaying a small luminescent cube. "It fell into the D.C. Universe during our recent crossover with Marvel. It's called the 'Cosmic Cube', and it's raised all sorts of heck for Marvel superheroes. It gives its holder godlike abilities to alter reality. Just for laughs we gave it a shot - to see if it works here. We tried to make Robin's genitals bigger than Batman's - just like in the movie. Ha! It works, but because of stronger continuity rules here at D.C., it's much more limited in its power and range." "Still," he snickered, "you should have seen the look on Batman's face! (Especially after Blue Beetle made Batman's nipples so big that they showed through his costume!!)" "Can I see it?" she asked. "Sure, but be careful," he said as he handed her the Cosmic Cube. Instantly, she could feel the power of the Cube surge through her body, "Wow!!" "Weird, huh?" "You bet!" she said, "So if I wanted to, I could make you an earthling and take away your strength and powers?" ZAAAP!!!! "Hey!" he said, as his posture suddenly became less erect, and his voice's pitch slightly higher, "My powers are gone! Lois!" "And I could make myself a full-powered Kryptonian?" she asked, grinning. ZAAAP!!!! "I feel GREAT! I'm so aware of everything around me! And I feel so... STRONG!" she exclaimed, her voice booming with power and energy. "Lois, give me the Cube back," Superman insisted. "Not just yet, Clarkie. I'm going to have some fun for a while. And don't try to take it away from me, or I'll twist you into a pretzel." After considering the possibilities for a few moments, she said, "You know, ever since high school, I've never really been satisfied with my body. I think I'd like to have larger breasts!" ZAAAP!!!! Superman watched amazed as the front of his fiance's dress began to spread apart between the buttons on her chest. "Lois...this is....WOW." "You like, honey?" she asked, displaying her newly enlarged breasts for his examination. "Uh, (gulp) yes. Very much," Superman admitted, blushing. "VERY much?, she laughed, "Looks like I removed your Kryptonian power to control erections, too! Is that a lump of Kryptonite in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Babe, that was only one cup size. I went from a 'C' to a 'D'. Watch THIS." ZAAAP!!!! Even with his super-hearing gone, the last son of Krypton could hear the stretching and breaking of threads as Lois' breasts swelled further, far beyond the range of normal female mammary development. The last surge of growth propelled the the third button from the top forward about a dozen feet, over the edge of the roof. "Great Scott, Lois!" Superman choked, "You're as big as some of those porn stars now!" "Yes," she agreed, "but these are all natural, and (gasp) so sensitive -feeling them strain against my clothing feels sooooo GOOOD!" Suddenly, Lois inhaled a tremendous quantity of air, sending buttons exploding off her chest at near escape velocity as her jutting breasts burst outward. Superman couldn't help but stare at Lois' mostly naked, volleyball- sized breasts. The remnants of her dress and underwire bra bunched outward from her generous shelf of invulnerable boob flesh. "I must be around a 'K-cup' now," she said to herself while judiciously examining her swollen sweater puppies. "Earth's gravity doesn't put much drag on these babies, huh?" she asked rhetorically, her bountiful orbs of hypertrophied lactating tissues bobbling up and down, back and forth, as though in freefall. Massaging her chest, she said, "I love my new breasts!" Adding as she arched her back and stuck out her colossal boobs, "I've always fantasized about being fabulously well-developed, though, so why stop now?" ZAAAP!!!! In violent, punctuated bursts of growth, Lois's breasts busted out of the remaining fabric constraining them, finally tearing through the distended remains of her now completely irrelevant WonderBra. "My cup size must be something in the second half of the alphabet now, something you have to get custom made by a tent company, don't you think, Clark?" "Gah...WOW," Superman drooled. The former Man of Steel watched as his future bride twirled around, levitating 3 feet above the roof, her tight, neat cable-knit dress scarcely concealing her slender-yet-curvaceous figure, and revealing an enormous eruption of breast tissue no matter what direction she faced. "Look at my breasts! God! You don't think they're TOO big, do you? They must weigh about 15 pounds apiece, but with my new strength, that's not a problem!" she smiled. "Your breasts are...magnificent," Superman agreed, reaching out towards her with both hands. "Not yet!" she said, slapping his hands back. "Now that I'm the one who can bench-press ocean liners, I'll be calling the shots. And I don't want you casting sidelong glances at Wonder Woman anymore. Don't think I haven't noticed. Besides, she's flat-chested compared to me, now. And just wait until I'm finished with my makeover." "There's more?!" he asked, staring at her beachball-sized breasts. "Oh, yes. Plenty more. I mean, I'm now the strongest person on Earth, but except for my breasts, I'm still a skinny little bag of bones, just under five and a half feet tall. Even though I'm super- strong, I LOOK scrawny and weak. What's the point of being strong if you don't look strong? I figure if I'm going to be a super-amazon, I ought to look the part." ZAAAP!!!! Superman noticed the hem of Lois' dress begin inching up a second before he realized the gaps in the cable-knitting were spreading. He watched as his girlfriend grew taller and more muscular before his eyes, her already enormous breasts growing still more, keeping the same proportion relative to the steadily increasing size of her body, even as the shoulders above them grew broader and thicker. "My GOD, I thought I felt strong before, but look at my muscles grow! I'm really getting built - like I've spent years in a gym!" Already Lois had the appearance and bearing of a female bodybuilder, and she continued to grow, gaining nearly a pound of solid muscle every second! Lois' neck grew thicker as cable-like trapezius muscles blossomed seemingly from nowhere. Her thighs and calves bulged outwards as the stitching along the sides of her dress loudly protested. Her stomach muscles thickened and grew to such a degree that he could see them bulging individually through her clothes. Even as her body gained mass and definition, expanding in all directions, Lois grew taller and taller, until she stood nearly six feet in height. Once the expansion had stoppped, Lois suddenly realized the extent of her growth and raised both arms, flexing her powerful, thick biceps. Superman gasped as he realized that throbbing, powerful bicep muscles had grown from Lois' formerly rail-thin, fleshless arms. Her once-puny arm muscles bulged tremendously against the wool of her dress, "Lois," he said, "you look incredible! Your muscles are huge, they look so strong!" "So that's what you like about Wonder Woman! Tits and biceps, huh? That skinny little thing's got nothing on me anymore - she'll never be as strong and well-developed as I am now, and I'm not quite finished." Looking down on her firm, jutting breasts, protruding from her tremendous pectoral muscles like watermelon halves, Lois said, "Well, actually, I've got about as much tit-flesh as I can stand (if it weren't for X-Ray vision, I wouldn't be able to see my feet!), but my arms couldn't be more than 12-inches around, wouldn't you say? Compared to these," she said facetiously as she handled her breasts, "my arms and shoulders almost seem puny! I wouldn't mind having enormously muscular arms, in fact I think I'd love it!" ZAAAP!!!! Lois once again resumed her double-bicep pose, and Superman felt his breath catch as he watched her arms begin to swell, when, after adding only about an inch in diameter, they suddenly stopped growing. "You know what? Let's put that off for a bit," she said, "I want to try something else first." She smiled coyly and pressed the Cosmic Cube down into the deep crevice of her cleavage, and then stepped closer to the weakened Man of Steel. She stopped a foot away from him, her breasts pressing firmly into his stomach. "My, you're STILL about 4 inches taller than me!? What should I do about that? Should I get bigger or should you get smaller?" "Lois....", he began. "Oh, I was only teasing, silly," she grinned, "I'm going to get bigger, of course." As he began to step away, Lois reached out with blinding speed, pulling him into her bosom. "She used to feel so weak and frail in my arms," he thought, acutely aware that the situation was now reversed. "You're about 6'3", right? Well It's time for me to grow some more. Height first." ZAAAP!!!! As Lois began to grow taller, Superman could feel her large, and once again enlarging, bosom sliding upward against his torso. Looking down into her eyes even as they rose closer and closer to his own, he was astounded to see how tall she was becoming. At the moment when he was looking eye to eye with her, he felt her nipples press into his own. Involuntarily glancing down at her truly mammoth endowments, he gasped upon looking up, finding himself staring at her nose. Her growth continued for some time, coming to a stop just as Superman's chin began to become buried in her cleavage. "I think I'm tall enough, for now," she said as she bent down and kissed him on the forehead, "You little cutie." She flexed her large, vascular, bulging right bicep, but nonetheless made a disappointed sound. "My arms and shoulders still look so small compared to my breasts, my biceps couldn't be more than 16 inches around now. Let's see..." ZAAAP!!!! Even though he had seen this show before, Superman became light- headed watching Lois' arms grow. She repeatedly straightened and bent her arms, as though curling two invisible dumbells. They must've been some dumbells, because each time her biceps flexed, they grew larger. An orange became a baseball, then a grapefruit, larger and larger. The artifical fibers in her dress had held out far longer than wool alone could have, but just as her arms became truly massive, a sudden explosion of growth caused the sleeves and shoulders of her dress to burst apart, its remants flopping down over her powerful thighs and muscular glutes. Lois was now completely nude from the waist up, and Superman was staggered by the sheer drama of her size. Big Barda seemed a flat-chested, scrawny schoolgirl by comparison, and Wonder Woman couldn't even begin to compare. Still Lois pumped her arms, and her upper body musculature swelled ever larger. Superman realized with some dismay, looking at Lois' football-sized biceps, that she was now much more muscular than even he. All the while, Lois chanted, "Bigger, stronger, bigger stronger." ZAAAP!!!! ZAAAP!!!! ZAAAP!!!! ZAAAP!!!! Finally it stopped. Lois Lane stood seven feet tall on the roof of the Daily Planet Building, the strongest creature ever to take a breath of the Earth's atmosphere (and such an impressive set of lungs!). Her watermelon sized breasts were complemented by her 30" arms and bowling-ball sized deltoids. Though Superman had visited other planets, and watched stars erupt into novas, the sight before him was the most beautiful and impressive he had ever witnessed. ZAAAP!!!! And Superman realized he was dressed as Clark Kent. ZAAAP!!!! And the tattered remains of Lois' dress expanded into a copy of Superman's costume, except for the irregular pentagon-shaped hole over her chest, which would have normally displayed the stylized Superman "S", but now, lacking any fabric, displayed something MUCH more impressive and eye-catching. Also missing were the red shorts of Superman's costume. "Okay, Clark, I'm giving you your powers back...." ZAAAP!!!! "...but I want dinner cooked when I get home in a few hours. I'm probably about three times as strong as you now, so don't try my patience," she said. "Oh-Okay, b-but, but, where are you going? Oh, and, and you forgot the red trunks," he said. "I'm going to San Francisco to teach those muscle-dykes not to pick on MY man, and as for the red trunks, I'm never wearing underwear again, inside OR out!" As she flew away to the west, Superman used his restored X-Ray and telescopic vision powers to see what was in the freezer at his apartment.