Celebrity Kickboxing Story/X-Rated for S & V
By Frank Black


WARNING: Do not read unless you are 18, Adult Oriented Material: X for 
sex and violence 

The Real Reason Women Fight 

Jennifer-Jason-Leigh, dressed in her black leather suit, replete with 
black lace vest, and nine inch stilletto heels, entered the ring, waving 
her top hat, her pale white brests riding high on the naked ribs beneath 
her vest: "Ladies and Broads, Tops and Bottoms, I am proud to announce 
as very special event top of the Card here at the War Goddess Club! By 
special arrangement one of our own homegirls, star of such films as The 
Golden Child, Dial Help, Vampire's Embrace and the Decoy, love asian 
actress and secret lesbian CHARLOTTE LEWIS has agreed to settle as 
bitter personal dispute with another actress, Jennifer Connelly here for 
our sensual pleasure. Jennifer Connelly, star of Carreer Opportunities, 
The Rocketeer, The Hot Spot, So Good, and Mulhulland Drive, ( and 
apparantly a heterosexual exclusively)", the all female audience laughed 
and booed this, "agreed to this free-style catfight, no rules, no 
bell.... ARE YOU READY?" The crowd roared. Only the two women who were 
going to enter the ring knew the female lead in the new Tom Cruise/Tom 
Hanks film, set to be directed by Steven Speilberg was the real prize... 
Or so Jennifer Connelly thought. 

What spectacle on Earth is a sensually overwhelming, as primal, as 
animal and unapologized for as two beautiful girls, fighting naked, to 
the finish ? 

Only a few minutes passed and as the small audience settled down, 
glasses refilled and cocaine sniffed. A click below and two doors 
opposite each other swung inward into narrow passages from which the two 
girls emerged on bare feet, entirely naked, but apparently oblivious to 
the deeply breathing women watching them from just above. Their eyes 
were wide open, finding and fastening on each others as soon as their 
pupils pinned to compensate for the brilliant overhead illumination. 
Their gazes locked together and arms outstretched like wrestlers, claws 
extended, feet planted about shoulder width apart, knees slightly bent. 
The doors shut and locked behind their backs. Both began to pant deeply, 
but audibly. Both the Exotic Euro Asian girl, Charlotte and the All-
American Girl Next Door,  Jennifer Connelly , took three steps towards 
their rival, then paused....the silence was electric!  

Jennifer's breasts swung back and forth from her rib-cage like creamy 
melons, her pink nipples fully erect on the fifty cent piece sized 
rosettes as she leaned further forward, as if feeling the air for the 
mixed-blood Vietnamese girl's field of animal magnetism. Charlotte's 
bosoms trembled with each hammering of her heart in her chest, her silky 
soft mounds capped with equally stiff brown bullets. Where Jennifer's 
pubic hair was a wet lush jungle between her legs, Charlotte had a 
shaved vulva, and her labia were open and glistening, moist in the 
bright light. It was as if an American College Homecoming Beauty Queen 
and some Oriental Princess were chosen from a fabulous Harem by some 
lust driven King to fight naked and to the finish to be the Queen of all 
his Kingdom! 

Slowly they began to circle each other clockwise, legs crossing over 
each other, never losing their total concentration on the other nude 
young woman. It was a spiral dance inward that gradually brought the two 
fighters closer and closer to one another. When they were but a body 
length apart, Charlotte yelled "HA!" and lashed out with her right foot 
at Jennifer's exposed womanhood, but connected only to empty air as 
Jennifer pounced backwards with an animal cry of her own. Both women 
froze momentarily, as the sudden release of pent up adrenalin sent a 
transforming shock wave through their respective systems. This rush of 
animal hormone  transformed their nervous systems into a state like that 
of one Bitch Tyrannosaurus Rex at the very pinnacle of a death fight 
with another in some prehistoric desert ravine. 

The two naked girls literally hurtled together as if blasted from facing 
cannons, screaming like a she-panther and tigress exploding together in 
a jungle clearing! Fists rained on faces contorted with unimaginable 
fury as Jennifer and Charlotte staggered around each other. With no 
thought of self-preservation they exchanged broadsides of cruel punches, 
like two buxom-sailed pirate ships, locked in fiery battle on the high 
sea. Jennifer launched a series of hammering haymakers to Charlotte's 
head, slamming it back and forth, again and again, causing the Asian 
girl's waist length jet hair to lash back and forth like a score of 
bullwhips. Charlotte in turn, eyes rolling like a lunatic, waded 
forward, targeting Jennifer's plump bosoms, her white knuckles slamming 
into the white girl's mammeries like they were punching bags, angry 
fists falling like cannon balls through flesh to the ribs beneath. 

Then Jennifer grabbed a handful of Charlotte's black hair, and pulled 
back her right fist for a hook to the oriental banshee's jaw worthy of a 
heavy-weight contender.... Both fighting female's bodies shook from the 
force of the blow that knocked Charlotte back on her ass, and bowling 
her backward so her legs flew up in the air. Jennifer's field-goal kick 
connected so hard as the top of her right foot slammed into Charlotte's 
shaved crotch, that Charlotte slid backward on the steel floor, 
lubricated by her already sweat drenched skin! Howling, she rolled 
sideways to her left, to scramble to her knees, but this exposed her 
back to the white girl, who immediately straddled her back and wrapping 
her arms around the asian girl's head, wrenched it violently clockwise 
to snap her neck and end the girlfight right there. But, lightening 
fast, Charlotte grabbed Jennifer's arms and stopped the twist from 
snapping her spine at the base of her skull.  Shooting up to her knees 
and then curling forward so her head hit the floor, Charlotte pitched 
the frustrated American beauty completely over her head so she landed 
with a floor shaking slam on her back. Yet Jennifer had learned from her 
mortal enemy's error, and rolled onto her stomach facing the center of 
the fight pit, snapping to a crouch from which she was able to block the 
now standing asian girl's stomping kicks to her vulnerable skull by 
crossing her arms, then grabbing a kick from her enemy's left foot, she 
hoisted the ankle upwards as she lurched to her feet, dumping Charlotte 
backward. But Jennifer lost hold as she got balance and the other girl 
danced backward so they faced each other again, gasping, sweat streaming 
down their shiney torsos. 

They stopped circling and began approaching each other, warily, eyes 
locked, unblinking. When they were about five feet apart, Charlotte 
lashed out with a wheel kick that sliced right through the air where 
Jennifer's cat face had been before. Jennifer had suddenly snapped 
downward, and from a crouch, spinning 360 degrees with a leg sweep 
intended to hammer Charlotte's ankles out from under her... 

...But Charlotte's legs retracted like a lightening flash and bounced 
her back out of range. Both women were 100% engaged, totally aware of 
each other, now they had taken first measure of one another. Jennifer 
began bouncing softly on the balls of her feet, dancing toward the 
Oriental Goddess... her fists in front of her face. Weaving gracefully, 
the Asian actress raised her fists and closed with the Anglo girl.  A 
flurry of savage punches were exchanged, hooks and jabs aimed at the 
face. Their heads rocked back on their necks and snapped forward again 
as if on spring-coils. Grimacing, they stood their ground, teeth bared 
as the blood now flowing freely from their nostrils joined the blood 
streaming out of their gums and teeth from the corners of their red 
lips, to bathe their heaving breasts with wet red shellac. An upper cut 
pierced Charlotte's defenses and rocked her back on her heels, allowing 
Jennifer to batter the Oriental girls breast melons like they were 
punching bags, her own fat white boobs shuddering with the effort. 
Charlotte cried out from the stabbing pain to her mammeries, and 
hammered down with both forearms, knocking Jennifer's fists away from 
her vulnerable chest, and stepping back, kicked Jennifer right between 
the breasts with her right foot, karate style. The Anglo girl tried to 
leap backward, but the kick knocked her backward onto her butt. 

Instantly she leapt onto her feet and closed with the taller girl, 
exchanging brutal punches and head kicks as if unable to feel pain. 
Charlotte grabbed Jennifer's wrists and smashed her head into Jennifer's 
face, crushing the white girl's aquiline nose into pulp. Desperate, 
Jennifer twirled Charlotte around, and kicked her hard as she was able 
in the right kidney. As Jennifer staggered backward  Charlotte staggered 
forward, screaming, fists pressed to the small of her back, arched 
backward, bosoms pointed upward into the darkness, at the edge of the 
light she turned to face the center of the ring, only to see Jennifer, 
face contorted with rage, hurtle through the air at her chest. 

Jennifer hit Charlotte square in the chest with her knees, knocking 
Charlotte backwards into the darkness before, momentum stopped by the 
other woman's body, she dropped to the floor. Panting Jennifer scooted 
backward to the center of the ring and got shakily to her feet. 

Jennifer-Jason-Leigh, still dressed in her black leather siut, replete 
with black lace vest, and nine inch stilletto heels, entered the ring, 
waving her top hat, and raised Jennifer Connelly's right arm up in the 
air; "Ladies and Broads, Tops and Bottoms, I am proud to announce the 
WINNER of tonight's opening card is JENNIFER CONNELLY !" Applause swept 
over the panting actress like a tidal wave. She had broken the chains of 
all her fears, inhibitions and conceptual limits. Her sexual and 
existential Beings were fused into One Goddess, without apology or 
equal. Jennifer reigned that very moment as an AMAZON QUEEN! 


02/22/96