Stone Cold 4: Goodbye Leroy By Merz The muscle bitch comes to an understanding with her partner After three nights of bedroom action with the muscle bitch Mr. Marlowe sent us out together on a job. A couple brothers were trying to set up a little fencing business independent of our operation. Mr. Marlowe wanted us to talk to them once and explain the advantages of a merger where they'd be working for him. If they didn't like the merger idea we'd visit again and there wouldn't be any brothers anymore. Simple. I picked her up, and she came in her boots and just these leather hot pants that her thighs were about to bust out of, and a muscle shirt. No coat this time, she told me, because she figured a little intimidation might soften up the folks we were going to talk business with. Like always I had my Raiders training jacket, partly for the same reason. The street knows how I earned that jacket and they think twice wondering what of theirs I might end up wearing. When we got to the storefront where these characters are operating she hops out of the car, then looks at me as I climb out. Three nights with her and my back was killing me, she had done something that tweaked my shoulder so lifting my arm hurt, and I always made her keep the lights low so she couldn't see how bad she was bruising me all over. Big Johnson was getting a little reluctant about doing his part with her, too, if you get me. Kind of preferred to stay Little Johnson when she was around. "You don't look so hot, big man. You sure you're up for this?" she asks me. Me! "Just stay out of my way when we get inside," I tell her. "You haven't been on a job with me before so just follow my lead. If it's just the two there won't be much for you to do, but you might learn something if you keep your eyes open." I go through the door and she follows along. Inside it was just the two guys. One was almost my size, the other not so big as that. As soon as we step inside they smell trouble and come around to meet us. It doesn't look like they want any discussion at all, they just want to start trouble before we start it. I start over to meet the big one, but she slips in front of me. "How about if I keep this gent occupied while you take care of the other one. Then we can both finish off this big horse." Yeah, we can play it that way. As soon as the other guy gets in range I fake with my left and unload a right at his head that ought to send him to dream land. I'm better with my fists than a lot of guys would guess. I have good fakes and can throw a good combination if I find a character who can stand up past one punch. I faked good so I paste one on the side of this guy's face, but my shoulder hurts and it isn't my usual power. He doesn't go down, he doesn't back up, he doesn't do anything but kick me right in the balls, and then in the head when the first kick doubled me over. Then he goes to help his brother. From the floor I see the muscle bitch has the big guy pretty much on the ropes, bent over a counter to the point I think his spine's going to snap if she pushes any further. She just catches sight of the other one coming at her before he can clobber her, and turns so she can face off with him. The big guy grabs her in a full nelson as soon as her back is turned and I figure it's curtains for her, at least, with both of them going at her. Maybe for me, too, if I don't get my breath back and get up off the floor. When the littler guy swings for her face she lets her head go down so his hand lands at her hairline where the skull is thickest. A neat trick that buys her a second or two. With her right hand she reaches back and grabs the big brother's hands where he locked behind her head, trying to break her neck. Then she brings her left arm down hard and I could hear a couple of his fingers pop out of joint because she's breaking his hold but not letting him loosen his hands. She steps forward and pops the guy who kicked me, turns to grab the arm of the big horse, and slams her elbow down on it so I hear when the bone snaps. Then she knees him in the gut so he drops and she grabs the other by the throat with one hand. When he reaches to try pulling her hand loose she catches one of his and holds it in front of his face. As he's starting to turn purple she delivers our message and real slow she starts crushing the guy's hand right in front of his eyes. By this time I was back on my feet and ready to finish the business, but she tells me we've already got it all taken care of. She points me to the door and follows me out. "That other guy getting a free shot at me came as a surprise. It hurt pretty good where he smacked me. You know how I start feeling when something hurts like that. Maybe we ought to do something about that right away, before we go report to Marlowe." She touches my arm and bats her eyes at me. No eyebrows which is always weird to look at but I guessed at what she had in mind. What women always have in mind, but it seems like details will be different this time. "I'm going to give you a big surprise. Hop in and I'll drive." Usually I drive, but she was acting so eager and mysterious I played along and let her take the wheel. She drove up into the hills through the switch-backs above town and parked at the edge of the road. She parked so close to the edge the driver side wheels were off the shoulder and the car leaned toward the steep hillside below. When she got out she had to squeeze close to the side of the car to edge back to the pavement. I get out to meet here there by the road wondering where she has in mind to get happy with me, and she comes over a few feet from me and puts her fists on her hips. She doesn't look happy like I thought she had before. "Leroy, I'm doing you a big favor. You've got a chance for the hospital instead of the morgue. You're a screw up. You can't carry your weight on the job anymore, like you can't carry it in the sack. You were supposed to cover my back with those guys and you let the little one take you. You let me down, and nobody does that. Do me a favor and put up some kind of fight so I'll think good things about you when you're gone." Like every time after the first night in her room I got hot looking at her huge white arms, her giant pale thighs and that big wide chest. She stepped up and slapped me so hard I thought I'd lose some teeth, and it was just a slap. I went crazy and came back at her with everything I had, like a wild animal ready to tear her apart. I threw fists that she either bounced off her arms or let bounce off her chest and stomach where they landed. I made a grab to throw her down on the ground where I would have stomped her into the dirt. All I got was one strap of her shirt and it ripped off in my hand. Then she gave me a shot in the ribs that must have cracked at least one of them, and she shoved me back against the car like she wanted to break my back. "Back off, bitch," I tell her as she comes at me, her shirt ripped half off and one white tit hanging out. "I'm three times your size and I won't leave enough of you to send home." I reached for her as she came on, but she grabbed my wrists and held my arms out to my sides as she came right up against me. "Yeah, I'm way bigger than you said the willow tree to the chainsaw. No part of you can stand up to me. Strong-arm man? Let's see," and she started twisting where she had my right wrist. I resisted, but my sore arm kept twisting the direction she wanted it to go. I tried pushing her off me, but she kept me pinned tight against the car while she slowly twisted my wrist in spite of everything I tried to stop her. I gave one last shot to get my arm untwisted, then screamed when my elbow gave way, and she held my arm twisted there. Her big round tit muscle was piled up like a white coconut from her effort twisting my arm and that little jingly ring was dancing a frenzy I couldn't take my eyes off. "Not so strong as you thought. How about legs." And she slammed her knee into my thigh so hard I thought she broke the big bone in there. I knew I couldn't stand on it after, but it turned out she just crushed the muscle. "Want to go for the whole package?" She let go my arms and grabbed my belt and the front of my jacket. She jerked me off the car and boosted me right off the ground, up to her shoulder. "You like how they do it on the wrestling shows, don't you?" She turned me over and power slammed me right into the asphalt, no dropping me but powering down right on top of me. My back hit the ground like we were a five hundred meteor with her crashing on top of me. I've never been back up there to look but I'd give you odds there'd be a crater where I hit the ground. She jumped right back up and looked at me laying there. I couldn't move anything. I couldn't breathe. I couldn't see her very clear because I was about to pass out from hurting so much. Some stuff got broken right then, I'm sure, not just later, but everything hurt so much I can't figure out how much of the damage she did just with that move. "You're all done, Leroy. You're taking the car down now and you got a chance to spend time in the hospital getting healthy again. Those guys tonight are going to spread the word that you couldn't take even one of them, so by morning every tough ape in town is going to be looking to prove he can take you. This way you're safe and out of the action. When Marlowe hears how you screwed up, he's going to have you shot just to show the rest of his outfit what happens when a soldier can't do the job. You get out of the hospital, you better get as far out of town as you can, maybe try Florida or the Gulf. I hear the beaches are nice there." She reached down and started pulling me up by my jacket. The effort stood her tit up again and set that gold ring to dancing. I couldn't do anything but stare at it. She dragged me to the car and leaned me there, holding me up against it with one hand. "You got insurance, don't you? You're not a total moron. What is it and where will I find it? You been around the block enough to know you gotta hold something to bargain with when it's time to take a fall. What do you have to use against Marlowe, to trade yourself off the hook or into a softer prison? Come on, it's better I get it than Marlowe finds it when he cleans out your crib." I told her about the one note I had that passed between Marlowe and Honeycutt about torching this building, and about the one witness I knew could tie Marlowe to a shooting. I was sobbing because everything hurt so much and because I wasn't strong enough anymore to hold on to those two secrets. "Okay, Leroy. Time for your trip. I gotta walk out of here after you go, and you wrecked my shirt. I gotta take your jacket to make me decent again. I promise I'll take good care of it, and I'll think about you when I wear it. You weren't so bad in the sack, really. You made me hurt real good sometimes. But now you're gone and if I see you again I'll rip your cock off and make you eat it. You understand me?" I wanted to keep my Raiders jacket. I had it for years, since I took it off the first tough guy I broke up when I started with Mr. Marlowe. I felt proud wearing that jacket because of how bad I was able to hurt that big ox. But she stripped it right off me and I couldn't do a thing. Then she opened the door and lifted me into the car, on the passenger side. She shut the door and leaned in. "That's all I can do for you, big guy. You gotta slide over behind the wheel and you gotta get that seat belt fastened. It's going to be a rough ride, so you gotta do that or you aren't going to make it." She turned her back to the car and stooped down. I saw what she was about to do, so no matter how much it hurt I started dragging myself across the seats and behind the wheel. Even after I got over the gear shift one arm didn't work at all, and I was having a real hard time with the belt. I could see her head was trembling with the effort as she started to stand and lift the car. I kept trying and trying to get the belt fastened as she raised the car up higher. I got it fastened just as she got all the way up and the car tipped over onto its side and started the long roll down the side of the hill. The way I put it together later it took her about ten minutes to get to a phone, then fifteen for the ambulance and fire guys to find the car and get me out. Three weeks later I was on a bus to Florida thinking I was one lucky dude. There can't be many guys knew her like I had and lived to talk about it. But none of it was anything I'd ever talk about.