La Granita Part 2: Me and My Wife and the Body By Merz A man begins coming to terms with his wife's new muscles I had never known my wife had been a competitive bodybuilder and wrestler several years before we met. On a whim I had suggested we both "get into shape," and that had been all the incentive she had needed to throw herself into intense weightlifting and exercise to resurrect the muscular body that lay waiting beneath her skin. A year of relentless work mornings and evenings left her transformed, strong and muscular beyond anything I might have imagined. She wasn't yet satisfied with her bodyfat percentage, and was determined to strip off the last concealing layer of soft tissue beneath her skin. She had the muscle, now she wanted to make the fact obvious to anyone who saw her. She went off somewhere alone for a month before she and I were scheduled to spend a week vacationing in Mexico. She told me she had to make her final transformation alone and that she would meet me in our hotel. On the scheduled day I was waiting in the lobby when the shuttle from the airport arrived. That month was the longest we had spent apart in the six years we'd been married, so I was eager to be back together with my wife. I recognized Miranda immediately as she got out of the van. She wore sunglasses, like all tourists in the tropics, and a loose flowered jacket that billowed around her. As she came in carrying her suitcase I saw her face was thinner, the cheekbones more prominent. So she really had been dieting, I thought, to lose weight as I'd wanted all along. Her face lit up when she saw me, and she dropped her suitcase as I crossed the lobby to give her the huge hug I'd been dreaming of for a month, and especially for the twenty-four hours since I arrived at the hotel ahead of her. We embraced, we kissed, and then she put a hand on my chest to stop me from going further like I wanted, right there in the hotel lobby. I had to look at the sandals with three-inch heels to realize why she seemed taller as well as more lean. "You see that I have lost the weight? Only seven pounds, when I thought it would be ten. But now it is time for you to see." I had felt how large and firm her shoulders were when I hugged her, but now she stripped off the jacket. The transformation was incredible. Underneath she wore a stretchy t-shirt with sleeves that stopped just below her deltoids. Its snug hem emphasized the bulge of biceps, the thick roundness of the shoulders. The tight fabric displayed a chest that tapered to a tighter waist than I remembered. Below that she wore snug pants that showed off thighs that bulged with power, and flaring calf muscles. "Nothing left to hide the body, only the skin itself. Now would you like to give your attention to it, would you like to really appreciate what I have made?" Would I! She had already captured the attention of everyone in the lobby. The polite ones were trying not to stare in disbelief at the extreme female bodybuilder I found I was married to. Most were too surprised to try concealing their amazement. It was the first time since we'd been married that Miranda's body became the center of this sort of attention, but it became a part of our life I would have to get used to. And now she was inviting me back to the room for a little exclusive appreciation. I grabbed her bag, startled at how easily she had seemed to carry this much weight, and led the way. Once inside I felt like a newly wed again, nervous and excited, wanting to make this reunion perfect. Miranda looked approvingly around the room, a better one than we had stayed in the previous year, with a view of the beach. She looked at the ice bucket with the bottle of champagne chilling. And she looked at me with love and desire. "My love, you have made everything ready. Now we may begin, as you wished. It is just you and me and the body." She pulled off her top, revealing a physique chiseled into muscular bricks and mounds, muscles unlike any I had seen on a woman, more than I had seen on most male body builders. She stripped off her pants to display legs just as dramatic. Every muscular strand stood out clearly defined, the veins along her forearms crawled in complex patterns. I was too stunned to speak. "You see? As you asked, I have fasted and dieted away everything the body did not need. I had forgotten the look, the feel. Come, my darling, come and appreciate the body." She began a slow posing routine, starting with a tensing of her shoulders, a twisting emphasis of incredible triceps, a side chest pose turning into an abdominal display. Then she moved down to her legs, tensing first one massive thigh, turning slowly and flexing the other. She flowed smoothly into a complete turn so she faced and away and highlighted her diamond shaped calf muscles, stepping up on one leg and then the other to bounce them into huge, tight form. She began rolling her shoulders to put into motion a back that rippled and pulsed in a dozen directions. The rolling increased until she was sensuously rolling her arms in circles. Finally when those arms reached the top of their arc she froze into a double biceps pose and I stared in astonishment at high, peaked mounds of steel. "Here it is, my love. Here is the body. Isn't it beautiful? Isn't it magnificent? Just as we wanted it to be. Hard, stripped of everything that doesn't give it strength and form. Feel the body." It was anything except the body I had expected. Somehow without getting taller, without becoming noticeably wider, my wife had transformed herself into the most incredible muscle woman I could have imagined, a figure that seemed larger than life. I did touch her body, as much to assure myself this figure standing naked in my hotel room was real, wasn't a figment of my imagination. She was holding her pose as rigidly as a statue might, and when I touched her arm and then her back she even felt as solid as stone. She dropped her pose at last and turned to smile up at me. I could easily recognize my wife's face in the more sculpted face before me. I ran a finger up the Caesarian scar on her abdomen partly to convince myself this unfamiliar mass of muscles had been lurking inside my wife all these years. The scar was more prominent now, running across a midsection pulled tight as a drumhead. Where the surgeon had cut through the muscles a dozen years before there seemed to be a misalignment, one asymmetrical detail that was thrust upward through her tight skin. "It is a flaw', she remarked, looking at the scar. "For my daughter, I let them cut the body. In body building competitions it cannot be ignored, but I am proud of it, proud that my body could bring forth a daughter. The body must be shown but the judging will go hard. You don't mind, do you? That I won't win contests where it would be judged against me?" "I can't imagine what you're talking about," I said as I suddenly swept her into my arms. She was heavier than last year, so solid, her body so transformed. But I picked her up and carried into the bedroom where we could really have our reunion. She dressed differently now as well. The first few days she sunned herself just enough to get an all-over golden tan, then was careful to thickly apply sunscreen. Her skin, she informed me, had to be kept young and elastic in order to show the body to its best effect. The skin was protected from the sun, but she kept a lot of it visible at all times. She rolled the sleeves of her shirts high to better accent her upper arms. She rolled the legs of her shorts so they were tighter around her powerful thighs. She preferred halters to shirts, she preferred bikini bottoms to shorts wherever she could get away with it. And she exercised at any opportunity. Pushups by the pool while the tourists stared. Pull-ups from the lifeguard tower at the beach. By the end of the week she had become something of a celebrity and an attraction at the hotel. All the guests knew her by name and many would schedule their times by the pool or on the beach to correspond to hers. I learned later that she was going to the hotel gym each morning and each evening before dinner to exercise more, and had an additional group of admirers at every one of those sessions as well. Despite her demonstration in our basement I didn't immediately recognize how strong she was. That started to change one evening after dinner when she smilingly challenged me to arm wrestle, then dragged out her victory for minutes just so she and the onlookers in the restaurant could marvel at the size of her biceps as she held my arm until I simply collapsed. She asked for rematches many times but I always refused. The next day, as we held hands while walking on the beach, she impetuously grabbed me around the waist and lifted me easily up onto her shoulder. Laughing, she did an airplane spin a couple of times before dumping me unceremoniously on the sand. We were in full view of several other vacationers so it was even more embarrassing when she pinned me to the ground beneath her foot and raised her arms in triumph. That one time I tried to fight back. I shoved her foot off me and rolled to my feet where I tried to tackle her. She braced herself so I couldn't move her an inch. She was laughing at my frustration and playing a bit to her audience. I tried a few other moves, like grabbing her arm and trying to twist it behind her back. I was getting angry at her mocking and at being made to look so powerless to the other tourists. She easily kept me from moving her arm, even when I grabbed it in both hands. Then she suddenly stooped and picked me up once more, holding me chest high in her powerful arms before again dropping me hard to the sand. Now I was furious. "Be careful, my husband," she laughed at me as I scrambled back up. "You risk the fury of Granita." That had been her wrestling identity over a dozen years before. It was just beginning to dawn on me how outclassed I was, but I was too angry to realize she had wrestled stronger, better trained men than me in those days. She let me tie up with her, shoulder to shoulder, head to head. I had my hands on her rippling back and shoulders but I still couldn't grasp the reality of her strength. For a few moments she pushed me this way and that at will, still laughing at my futile efforts. She shoved me back three feet as easily as flicking a fly off her arm and my temper snapped. She gave a little flicking motion to show me and our audience that it had been effortless, and that gesture was too much. I charged back in and swung my fist into her washboard stomach. I can't imagine now that I could ever have done such a thing to my own wife. My only excuse was my temper tantrum and the fact that I was still getting used to the idea that this ripped Amazon could possibly be the woman I had married seven years before. She could have blocked or avoided the blow, but she let it land on her oaken abdomen. Then her amused expression was replaced by a look of complete contempt. For an instant after I realized I had actually struck my wife I stood paralyzed and in shock. The instant was all she needed to grab my wrist with crushing force, jerk me crashing against her solid body to knock the wind out of me, then seize me by one armpit and the leg of my swimsuit to lift me clear over her head. A couple of the tourists snapped pictures as she posed like that, and some emailed copies to us. In a few months I got beyond the fact my most shameful moment was immortalized, and focused more on what she looked like suspending me six feet up in with every muscle in her body seething and straining. It hurt a lot when she dropped me that third time, this time with a good deal more force, but eventually I accepted facts and now have the picture as wallpaper on our computer at home. I lay there beaten and hurting at her feet. She stood over me, muscular arms crossed on her broad chest and looked off into the distance as if taking her victory for granted, as if listening to applause for what the body had done to me. After a minute of this she relaxed and offered me a hand up. "Come, we must continue our walk. Remember it is you and me and the body. You are outnumbered now. You must show your love of your wife and your respect of Granita." When we returned from our trip I ran into more problems coming to terms with the changes in Miranda. She had talked from the beginning as if she and her body were somehow distinct entities. Learning how true that was took me until summer. There really was the body and there was Miranda, with different needs and different temperaments. Miranda was a loving, joyful wife and mother. The body was demanding, vain, and totally self-centered. Miranda made love, the body had sex. That first time in the Mexican hotel I had been amazed at what had been lying underneath the smooth curves and soft skin of my wife. Exploring unfamiliar bulges, vascular arms and a drum-tight stomach was exciting and unsettling. As she responded to my explorations she carried me off in an irresistible fury of sex. At first I enjoyed discovering new positions and new conditions for making love to this new body. She encouraged me to feel over her contours, begged me to make love to separate parts, such as an evening worshiping the shape and supple power of her arms that ended with my trying to force my prick into the hard crevice between her flexed biceps and forearm. Her stone-hard glutes provided many nights of invention in their own right. After our "wrestling match" the tone changed and she was in charge of our lovemaking. It was always breathtaking, exhilarating, exhausting and sometimes painful. But it was whatever and whenever she wished it to be from that night onward.