Community Property By Merz A bad end to a marriage just gets worse Nothing about the weekend was turning out. Bob pulled up in front of his ex-wife's townhouse and recognized her boyfriend's Mustang parked out front. Great. As if she wasn't bad enough, he'd have to speak civilly to that meathead. In other states if he could convince her to marry that ape, Bob could get out from under paying alimony to the bitch. But he lived in a community property state and would never get out from under paying Darlene a share of his income. In the eyes of the law, because she had worked to support him through college and law school, and then carried most of the household expenses while he was setting up his practice before merging with a up and coming firm, she owned a share of him and was entitled to share the earnings that came from her investment. She had waited until the merged firm was a clear success before serving him with the divorce papers to be sure her share would be good and fat. He didn't just cash her out because he had never gotten that far ahead of his own bills to have the necessary capital, so his accountant just sent Darlene a check each month. He popped a couple more aspirin to fight the hangover his Friday night had left him with, slammed the car door and started across the street. At least if the pet gorilla was there, Darlene might go a little easier on him. Maybe he could even enlist her goon to take the man's side in their ongoing war. Yeah, he was trained in techniques other than purely adversarial contests in the courtroom. He was good at winning clients and plaintiffs to see the other side ' the side that profited him. With a little sweet talk, a little man to man talk, he could get Greg to side with him instead of sitting back while Darlene humiliated him again. It was sure worth a try. He rang the bell and waited, trying to interpret the muffled sounds coming through the thick door panel. The ruckus, whatever it had been, ended and the house went quiet for a moment before the door swung open. Bob's hope fell. He had forgotten just who Greg was, or wasn't. He wouldn't be trying to win over another man. He was facing a boy-toy, an overgrown, overdeveloped juvenile delinquent stuck permanently in adolescence. Greg looked Bob up and down with his usual puzzled expression, as if to say, 'What did she ever see in you'' Bob had never seen Greg wearing long pants. Now he wore his usual white tennis shorts. Bob had never seen Greg wear a proper shirt, and now he wore a polo shirt open at the neck and turned up an inch at the sleeves to emphasize the thickness of his upper arms. Greg was at least a dozen years younger than Bob, or Darlene for that matter, and seemed even less mature. His hair was disheveled and he always wore a stubbly beard. Bob choked down the sense of futility and decided to try his plan of getting Greg on his side. He smiled, deliberately getting his whole face into the act. 'Greg, how's it going' The Mustang sure looks sweet today.' His car was one anchor to Greg's vanity, and Bob thought it would be the safest angle to start working on. Greg stepped aside and motioned Bob in. 'Thanks, it's running great. Just had the exhausts tuned so when me and my lady step out, they can hear us coming. She's getting a drink, and Katy's in the back. What you got planned with Katy for the weekend'' Not much, Bob thought. The usual. Park Katy and hope to get a sitter while he played golf and then made the rounds of the bars with this month's hottie. If he couldn't get a sitter at the last minute, Katy's old enough to leave alone in his house. Then he'd get up late Sunday so he could have breakfast while Katy ate lunch, where he'd make another pitch to turn his daughter against her mother and try to pry out some incriminating secrets he could take to court to get the two leeches off of his bank account. 'We're going to have a great time. You're looking pretty buff. Been working out'' As if Greg had anything else to do after his loser job but work out, bang his ex-wife, do some surfing, and drive around town in his hot car. 'Yeah, she keeps me at it. I'm too busy to really keep up the way I'd like, but I just kicked her ass so yeah, I still have what it takes.' Greg led the way into the modest living room. At least she isn't throwing her money ' hell, my money ' away on flashy furniture, Bob thought. Just a flashy young stud and all that iron. 'Hi, Bob, how's it going'' Darlene walked in from the kitchen carrying a water glass. 'Greg and I have one thing to finish up, and Katy's all packed. You ready, hon' I have a little surprise for you for third fall.' As always, every other weekend when he picked up his daughter, Bob thought he had prepared himself to face his ex-wife, and like every time she still took him by surprise. Her shorts were shorter and tighter than Greg's, her shirt thinner and more snug over her form. And her muscles were just as large and defined. Darlene and Greg made a well matched couple because they were about the same height, a couple inches shorter than Bob, and because they both radiated health and vitality no matter how they were dressed. When he saw them out in public Darlene occasionally dressed to disguise the fact that she and Greg would make a matching pair of muscular bookends. Just as she had disguised herself while planning the end of her marriage to Bob. Those times when she wore long sleeves and a dress Bob might see the gorgeous young woman he had married in her handsome, mature face and forget the monster she had become. 'What kind of surprise' No way you can hide anything in that outfit,' Greg told her with a grin and a sideways leer at Bob. 'Doesn't she look terrific' She keeps saying she owes it all to you.' 'I do. And we have an anniversary coming up, don't we Bob'' Darleen took a drink of water, her biceps piling up unmistakably when she bent her arm. She set down the glass and faced Greg. 'Like all the best surprises, lover, it's hidden in plain sight.' Bob thought quickly. Anniversary' He sank onto the sofa when he realized what event she referred to. Greg abruptly lunged at Darlene, they grappled for a moment, and he shot around behind her with her thick right arm in his grasp. 'Hah,' he cried as he began twisting her arm upward into a painful hammerlock. 'I thought you'd learn by now what my favorite hold is. Baby, you better give up right now.' He gripped her shoulder and Bob squirmed to see how small his hand looked on top of the round deltoid muscles. 'That's the surprise.' Darlene sounded calm and amused. Bob noticed she was in no discomfort from Greg's hold. He was used to this sort of rough housing when he had to stop by to pick up his daughter for the weekends she spent at his house. It was all just another reminder of how immature he thought Greg was, to wrestle with a woman, and how appalled he was at what his ex-wife had become since the divorce. 'Oh, Jesus, baby! That's incredible!' Greg continued holding Darlene's arm behind her back, straining to apply the hold. 'How did you come up with this'' Now Darlene was obviously straining as well. Her face was set in grim concentration, the muscles of her trapped arm bulging, veins bursting to the surface. Slowly, inch by inch she began straightening her arm against Greg's pressure. 'Well, you, know. Like you say, it's your favorite hold.' She was gasping slightly from the effort as she forced her arm downward against Greg's resistance. 'I like to find a man's favorite weapon and then beat him with it. Don't I, Bob'' Her arm was straight now, clutched futilely by Greg who still held it at the wrist, his other hand clutching Darlene's shoulder without seeming to get a solid grip. The triceps muscle stood out sharply like the classic iron horseshoe, looking harder than flesh and blood possibly could. That anniversary. Their marriage had been passionate but ugly. Darlene then was a beautiful woman with a trim figure and waves of auburn hair spilling over her shoulders. She never complained at working full time in waitress jobs, cleaning jobs, clerical jobs, sometimes two jobs at a time to pay the bills while Bob went to school for seven years. From the start she didn't complain about his temper when he brought frustrations home to her -- that he fell behind on assignments, that the reading piled up too high, that he couldn't afford to keep up with the social lives of other students and other young lawyers no matter how many hours Darlene worked. Even when he turned violent she didn't complain. At first. She started to complain after Katy was born. She still worked outside the house, and now paid for daycare on top of everything else. After work she and her daughter always took a couple hours to get home where Darlene started cooking dinner. Then there came the night eight years ago when Bob's temper snapped again. He had overlooked something in a trial he was on and had been made to look incompetent in court. As if he had been looking for an excuse he erupted when Darlene walked between him and the television that night during a basketball game. He jumped up from his chair shouting that she had made him miss the biggest play of the game, and he slapped her as he had many times before. This time she didn't retreat from him, didn't apologize, didn't so much as take a step backwards. Bob remembered the sharp slap against her cheek, then a flash of her fist. The next thing he knew he was lying on the living room floor and Darlene was leaning forward, watching him from his easy chair. She had knocked him cold with one punch. 'Welcome back, Bob. Now we're going to talk about the changes in our lives.' 'Awesome, baby! I've never seen anyone do this!' Greg was bubbling with enthusiasm as he kept his useless grip on Darlene's arm. 'Triceps, huh' Been hitting them really hard, I'll bet. Unbelievable.' 'Believe it, baby.' Darlene abruptly bent forward and twisted so the pressure Greg continued putting on her arm carried him forward into the grasp of her left arm. She scooped him up as if he were weightless and dumped him onto the floor where she quickly grabbed him in a scissors hold. 'Oh shit! Not the legs again! I give, you got me. Two out of three, babe, but I'll remember about the hammer lock next time. OOOF.' Darlene gave Greg a quick, crushing squeeze between her well-muscled thighs before releasing him so he gasped for breath as she rolled backwards and up to her feet. Greg was up nearly as quickly and hugged Darlene hard, exchanging a long kiss. Bob sighed watching the couple. In spite of himself he found he envied Greg at this moment. If he had been able to accept Darlene's physical superiority he could have been the one clasped tight against her powerful physique while his arms crushed her against his own body. Not that he could have stood up to that pressure or returned it in anything like equal measure as Greg was doing. Being physically and emotionally abused by Bob had driven Darlene to start exercising. For months before she first struck back, she had forbidden Bob to touch her, claiming she was embarrassed to have gained weight due to pregnancy. He realized later it was really because she was making dramatic progress lifting weights, building a new body for herself, and one touch or glimpse would have betrayed her secret before she was ready. 'I didn't mean to hit you that hard,' she explained to him as he lay at her feet. 'I didn't know how hard I could punch or what it would take. I won't hit you that hard again. Next time I'll make it last. Start something with me and you can be sure I'll finish it.' Then she just stood up, stepped over him and threw all his clothes out of their bedroom. Katy had a nursery room by then, so Bob moved into the small room while Katy and Darlene shared the master bedroom. The marriage went along on that basis for a few more years. A few times in the first months Bob lost his temper with Darlene and she patiently demonstrated that knocking him out had not been an accident or a fluke. She showed him she was stronger than he was, tougher, able to take his punches and crush him at her leisure. He learned that lesson fairly quickly, then she enjoyed showing him that her strength was still increasing. Sometimes that took the form of ordering him to measure her biceps or chest or thighs and chart their growth. Sometimes she surprised him with demonstrations such as handing him a bag of gravel she had lifted easily from the trunk of the car, and watching him strain to keep from dropping it. Sometimes she made love to him, despite everything he could do to stop her. It didn't happen often, no more than once a month. But suddenly she would grab him and start stripping off his clothes. He would fight against her, he would pound her unyielding shoulders and back, push against her arms, try to tear his wrists free from the single hand she used to hold them above his head as she tore off his shirt and pants and underwear. Then he would try to deny how exciting it was to have this powerful creature stretch out over him, skin to skin, to have her take his hard penis in her free fist and begin slowly inserting it between her legs. Sex with Darlene became the most exciting, painful, exhausting thing he had ever known. Then, when Katy turned six she handed him the divorce papers, beat him until he agreed to each term of the settlement, and moved out. She could have won the same package if he had opposed her in court but she preferred getting what she wanted from him through physical domination. 'Okay, Bob. Let's go get Katy. She's in the back.' Darlene led the way through the kitchen, through to a large room littered with barbells. Bob gasped as he entered and saw his ten year old daughter. She, too, was wearing shorts and a stretchy sleeveless top. The little girl was faced off in front of a large barbell which she proceeded to deadlift, clearing it from the ground, straightening up, then arching and pulling her shoulders back before returning the bar to the ground. 'Daddy's here, sweetheart.' The girl brightened at her mother's voice. 'Did you see' Did you see, Daddy' I lifted it. I'm going to be as strong as Mommy. I'll show you. Mommy said I get to wrestle with you this weekend. She says I'm ready. I've been practicing with Uncle Greg.' 'Now, I don't know if I want you to start lifting weights. And I sure don't think I should wrestle with my own daughter,' Bob blurted out in astonishment and the familiar flare of anger. The idea of the meathead wrestling with his daughter sickened him. What if had tried something with her' Would Darlene even care' 'Come here Katy. Oh sure you do, Bob. Remember when she stayed with you a few years ago and had that bed wetting accident. What did Daddy do, dear'' 'He was real mad. He picked me up and shook me and rubbed my nose in my pee.' Darlene stood behind her daughter, who assumed a pose like a super heroine: feet apart, fists on hips, budding chest thrust out. My God, he thought. Her shoulders, her chest, her arms . . .she isn't starting to lift weights, Darlene has had her at it for years already. With her breasts just starting to develop and her hips to widen, her figure resembled an athletic adolescent boy more than a ten year old girl. 'Wrestling was all right then, wasn't it, Bob. She was already embarrassed and crying, but you had to show her you were boss and humiliate her even more. Greg, dear, would you show Bob our girl's new trick'' 'Ready, Princess'' The boy-toy happily stepped forward, set himself up, and threw a hard punch into the child's midsection while Darlene braced her from behind. Bob winced at the sound of the fist crashing against the young stomach, and was amazed to see his daughter firmly braced against the impact and smiling. 'That's my girl,' Greg told her as he tossled her hair. 'You make me so proud.' 'Bullet proof, aren't you Supergirl' Show Daddy your muscles.' Darlene placed her hands on the girl's shoulders and looked at Bob. Smiling, Katy raised her arms and flexed her biceps while flaring her chest and back. Looking from the four and a half foot girl to the powerful woman standing a foot taller, Bob grimaced at the resemblances. The young biceps peaked dramatically. Katy straightened her arms and pumped them once more. 'Katy, remember what all we talked about. You can wrestle with Daddy as much as you like this weekend. How about he can't go out or drink a martini unless he beats you wrestling' If you want to sit on his face or rub his face in something nasty, you know those are his rules. If he touches you where you know he shouldn't or tries to cheat, just like with anyone else it's all right to smash his nut-sack.' Darlene ran her hands lovingly over the tops of the knotted young muscles as she looked at her ex-husband. 'Greg and I have both worked with her. Until she's eighteen you're going to have a house guest every other weekend with more fighting skill than you'll ever have. And even if she isn't there quite yet she'll be physically stronger than you before you know it. She'll fight you for the attention she deserves and will win every time. Go get your things, Katy, and wait at the front door. We don't want to keep you two from playing this afternoon as much as you want.' The girl ran out of the room with a cryptic smile as she passed Bob. 'She's a good kid who'll repay respect and affection, so if you treat her like she deserves she'll just work out a few years' resentment and you can start fresh. I think that's more than you deserve, but I got my own fresh start my own way.' Turning to Greg she flashed a side chest pose and again tensed her dramatic triceps for his hungry admiration. 'Remember the triceps, lover' I saw in your workout log that you were falling behind in a couple areas, so I've made out a training plan to get you back up to speed. I've told you before, fall too far behind and I'll drop you. You lost two out of three so it's your turn to worship me. If you have anything left after that I suggest you hit the weights tonight and we'll have dinner at home. Okay, baby. Get on my back while I do some pushups. And I want to feel a real tool stuck right in the crack of my ass. I'm going to do them until I think you're rod's ready for me, and then it's handcuff time. You can feel my muscles for foreplay. Then it's three hours of worshiping rock-hard muscle so I have to be sure your chisel is up to the job.' Bob numbly watched his ex-wife stretch out, supporting herself off the floor as her powerful young lover eagerly crawled onto her back. Greg ran his hands up and down the bulging upper arms and gave Bob a conspiratorial wink. 'If muscle worship is the penalty, nobody really loses, do they, Bob.' 'I'll come by for Katy at six on Sunday.' Darlene smoothly lowered herself to the floor and then pressed herself and Greg back up to arms length. 'If you play fair with her, she's going to kick your ass for two days to start paying you back for all the weekends you just dumped her with a sitter or by herself instead of being a real father to her. If I hear you didn't play fair and she hasn't busted your balls for it, just imagine what I'll do to you.' She repeated the movement while Greg made no attempt to hide how excited he was becoming at feeling the arms and shoulders beneath him pulse with power. 'You set the rules for how a husband and wife behaved in our marriage, and you lost. Your parenting rules are just as bad, and Katy is going to make you pay for them, too. Good job, Greg. Three is all it took to get you primed and ready. Have a good weekend, Bob. I know we will.'