Woolly the Bully by M.C. A tough bully meets his match when a strong girl moves into the neighborhood. It was a beautiful Saturday afternoon at the end of the summer vacation and Willy (Wilbert) Warner and his girlfriend Jane were walking through the park. As they did so  they saw two young girls laughing and playing on swings."That looks like fun Willy, let's go on the swings." They approached the children and the 17 year-old girl said in  a very condescending tone,"why don't you small fries go play somewhere else; we want to use the swings now." To her surprise, and indignation, they refused to get off. "We were here first," one of them said," so you'll have to wait until we're through." Jane then became incensed."Why the nerve of those rotten little kids," she angrily said to her boyfriend - the fact that they couldn't have been more than thirteen years old and were indeed there first didn't seem to matter to her. Jane, always used to getting her way, wanted to swing and that was that. Turning to Willy she demanded, "do something about those squirts." "No problem Jane," the large, well built 17 year-old high school wrestler replied, "consider it done." He walked up to the small - but stocky - girls on the swings and said in a loud firm voice,"you punks get off the swings; NOW !" "That's not fair," one of the girls (Sarah) protested,"my sister Cathy and I were here first. Just because you're bigger than we are doesn't give you the right to bully us. Wait your turn." "Why you little bitch," Jane yelled," you can't talk to us like that. Willy, show them." The six-foot, 190 pound boy then walked up to the two small children and, grabbing one of the chains supporting the swings in each hand, tilted them up; sending both children falling off and onto the sand below. "Now run off and play somewhere else you spoiled brats," he said arrogantly. But before Willy and Jane could get on the swings, they heard a stern female voice from behind them say,"now that wasn't very nice was it?" Turning around they found themselves facing a rather small but powerfully built girl standing a few feet away with her large, muscular arms folded."And just who in the hell are you?" Willy barked at her. "My name is Suzy," she replied."We just moved into the neighborhood a few weeks ago and those are my sisters you just threw off the swings. Now why don't you two be nice, say you're sorry and let them and back on the swings...or else I'll have to teach you both a lesson." Willy and Jane looked at each other and began to laugh. "Oh you will, will you," Willy said."Do you happen to know who I am by any chance?" "Yes, you're Wilbert Warner; the starting light-heavyweight wrestler on the high school wrestling team. I've also heard that you're the neighborhood bully who likes to pick on the all weaker kids around here. Well I'm sorry to inform you that, as of right now, your bullying days are over. I don't like bullies so if you'll just apologize to my sisters - and promise to behave yourself from now on - I'll let you off easy this time, Woolly the bully." "Why did you call me that? " "Because your name is Willy, but that doesn't quite rhyme with 'bully' does it? So, I'm going to call you Woolly...Woolly the bully and this is your last chance to say you're sorry." Getting angry now, the large boy approached her."First of all, my name is Wilbert. Only my friends call me Willy and *nobody* calls me Woolly. Second, what makes you think you can just come here and tell me what to do? You're lucky you're a girl, otherwise I'd flatten you for what you just said to me. Now take your sisters and leave before I lose my temper and smash you anyway; little girl!" "That's right," Jane chimed in,"take those two little brats of yours and get the hell out of here." If Willy thought this girl would be intimidated by his posturing and threats he was sorely mistaken. Instead of being afraid at the boy who towered over her by at least seven inches - and outweighed her by some thirty pounds - she calmly took out a headband from her pocket and tied her long, beautiful blond hair back into a ponytail. She then smiled up at him and said," oh Woolly the bully, it looks both you and your friend here really do need a lesson in manners; so I'm going to give you one." She looked over at her siblings and winked and they gave her a thumbs up. Then, turning back to the large boy standing before her Suzy said,"shall we begin your lesson now?" Before Willy had a chance to respond, Suzy slapped him hard across the face with her open right hand. She then quickly back-handed him and slapped him again. The surprising strength of this small 16 year-old girl, who stood only five feet-five inches tall but weighed a solid 160 pounds, drove Willy back. He quickly recovered however and charged forward; right into Suzy's powerful fist. "WHAM!" and down he went. "Oh Woolly the bully, you really should watch where you're going," Suzy giggled as she stood over him,"you ran right into my fist, tee, hee, hee." " Get up and smash her Willy!" Jane yelled," she's only a girl for Christ sakes." Willy rose to his feet in a rage and attacked her again throwing punches left and right. But the amazingly quick girl easily avoided his blows, laughing as she did." Big bad woolly, the neighborhood bully," she teased. Off to the side her siblings were also laughing. "SMASH!, SLAM!, POW!" Three more solid punches from Suzy and the larger  boy was on his back. He got up a bit more slowly this time but Suzy, with yet another series of punches from her rock hard fists, put him on his back again. "Damn it Willy, kill that little whore!" Jane screamed. "Whore? That's not a very nice thing to say in front of my sisters.  I'm going to have to punish you for that." Suzy began to walk over to where Jane stood. With her boyfriend still on his back Jane panicked and tried to run away; but she didn't get far. After running only a few feet, she felt a strong hand grab her by the hair and begin to pull her back."Let go of me you bitch!" she cried. "I will in a minute," Suzy calmly answered. She dragged the struggling girl over to one of the swings and tied her hair into a knot around the chains."There, that should hold you until I'm ready to punish you. But first, let's finish with Woolly the bully, shall we." By now Wilbert had gotten back to his feet but was still shaken. Suzy's powerful fists had left him woozy. Although the strong, tough boy had been in many fights in his life, he'd never fought anyone who could hit as hard as this girl. So he decided on a different approach. He charged forward like a football player, hoping to knock her down in the process and wrestle her on the ground. Suzy, seeing what he was up to, simply stood there with her hands on her hips. "SLAM!" he plowed into her with all of his might but it was like hitting a brick wall; Suzy hardly moved."Oh Woolly the bully, you're such a wimp aren't you?" she giggled as he staggered back. She then walked up to him and put her powerful arms around his waist."Come on tough guy, let's have a little hug," she said as she began to squeeze. Willy tried to squeeze back but soon found himself overmatched; Suzy was simply much too strong for him. Trapped in the arms of this incredibly powerful girl, he couldn't break free. In desperation, Willy began to beat on her back with his fists but Suzy just laughed."Oh Woolly the bully, you're so cuddly; I think I'll take you home with me and use you for my teddy bear; tee, hee, hee." Suzy's sisters were now laughing hysterically. His strength nearly gone, Willy's arms fell limply down at his sides. "Aw, poor baby; is the little girl too strong for the rough, tough high school wrestler?" "Please stop," he began to plead," you're crushing me. Let me go." Suzy continued to squeeze him for a few more seconds before releasing her python like grip and letting him fall gently to the ground. She then put one foot on his chest and flexed her large muscles in a victory pose to the delight of her siblings. They had, of course, seen Suzy do this many times before. But they never tired of watching their mighty older sister in action as she easily reduced some macho boy (or man) to nothing more than a pathetic crybaby within minutes. "Well now Woolly the bully, you have yourself a nice rest while I attend to your girlfriend." Suzy walked over to Jane and untied her hair from the swing. She then dragged the now sobbing girl over to where her boyfriend lay, sat down on his chest and yanked Jane across her knee."You've been a very naughty girl today Janie, so mommy has to spank you." With her bare hand, Suzy then began to paddle Jane's behind hard, ignoring her cries to stop until she felt Jane had been appropriately punished. Suzy then made Jane apologize to her sisters as well as to her for the things she said to them." Now Janie, it's time for me to give Willy his spanking. In the meantime, you can show me that you've learned your lesson by pushing Sarah and Cathy on the swings. If you try to run away again I'll catch you and give you another spanking; is that clear?" Jane, with tears running down her cheeks, sadly nodded and meekly did as she was told. Suzy grabbed Wilbert by his hair and yanked him to his feet. She dragged the helpless wrestler over to a near-by park bench, sat down and threw him across her knee. After  pulling down his pants, she proceeded to spank his bottom hard; all the while lecturing him about the evils of being a bully. After making him also apologize to her and her sisters for his bad manners, Suzy forced him the push the girls on the swings too. That these two once proud, arrogant high school students were now reduced to pushing Suzy's little sisters on the swings while their 16 year-old sister watched was a humiliation that neither Willy or Jane would soon forget. "Well kids, we sure had fun here today didn't we?" Suzy said as she looked at her watch. "But I think it's about time to be heading back home." As the laughing Sarah and Cathy jumped off the swings and began running over to where their bicycles were parked, Suzy approached Willy and Jane. Smiling up at the large, sobbing boy she giggled and said, "you're kind of cute you know and since I'm new here - and don't know a lot of people - I've decided to make you my boyfriend." Before either of them had a chance to absorb what  Suzy had just said, she bent down and easily lifted the 190 pound boy over her shoulder. She wrapped her right arm around his ankles and, with her left, grabbed Jane by the hair. Effortlessly - with Wilbert slung over her shoulder and dragging Jane by the hair - the mighty 16 year-old girl began to make her way over to the bikes. On the way she passed by a large trash bin. Pausing briefly, Suzy lifted Jane up by her shirt with just her left hand and tossed the crying, 130 pound girl inside."Have a nice day Janie," she laughed. "And don't worry, I'll take good care of Willy." When she reached her bicycle her sisters were already waiting. "What are you going to do with him?" Sarah asked. "I'm taking Willy home with me; he's going to be my boyfriend." Sarah and Cathy looked at each other and giggled; they knew that someday they too would be strong like their sister...it was in their genes. Willy, looking at them from behind Suzy pleaded,"tell your sister that I'm sorry. I won't bully anyone ever again, I promise. Tell her to please let me go." "I'm afraid it's too late for that," Cathy laughed. "Once my big sister sets her mind on getting something, she always gets it...always." "Yes, whether he wants to be gotten or not," Sarah added with a grin. Suzy, still holding 190 pounds of high school wrestler over her right shoulder, grasped the handlebar of her bicycle with her left hand and, in one quick motion, deftly swung her right foot over the bike and began to peddle. Although his weight forced her to wobble from side to side at first, Suzy never lost her balance. Her powerful legs soon began to peddle fast enough to straighten the bike out. "Race you home guys," Suzy said to her sisters. Although it was nearly a mile from the park to their home, Suzy never wavered; and never let either Sarah or Cathy pass her."Hello Mrs. Johnson," she smiled as she passed by a shocked neighbor when they turned on to their street,"lovely day for a bike ride don't you think?" The three girls reached their home and parked their bikes on the front lawn. With Willy still draped over her shoulder, Suzy dismounted and carried him into the house. The scene that greeted them as they entered their home might have seemed very bizarre in any other family, but to this one it wasn't anything out of the ordinary. Suzy's mother who, like Suzy, was a short but powerfully built woman, sat on a sofa in the living room and had her huge six foot-three inch, 250 pound husband lying across her thighs. His pants were down around his ankles and she was in the process of giving him a rather severe spanking. He had tears in his eyes. "Hi mom, hi dad," Suzy smiled as she and her sisters entered," what did daddy do now?" "I'm afraid your father has been a very naughty boy today dear," her mother replied."He was supposed to have mowed both the front and back lawns before I returned from my errands. But when I arrived he had only finished the back and was watching some silly baseball game on T.V." "I was just taking a short break," he cried,"and it's a very important game." "Yes dear I know, they always are aren't they?  You should have gotten up earlier in that case, that way you could have finished your chores before the game started then and I wouldn't have to punish you. You know what they say; spare the hand, spoil the husband." Looking up at her daughters and their *guest*, Suzy's mother asked," so how was the park girls?" "Oh, we had a lovely time mother and guess what, I made some new friends. This is Willy; he's going to be my new boyfriend." "It's a pleasure to meet you Willy," Suzy's mother said casually. Her father just looked up at Willy and sadly shook his head from side to side. Mother and daughter then shared a knowing smile before Suzy carried Willy up the stairs to her bedroom. Once inside she sat sat down on her bed and placed the large boy on her knee. Suzy playfully bounced him up and down a few times as one would a small child; giggling as she did. Humiliated beyond belief now, the once proud high school wrestler began to weep."There, there now Woolly the ex-bully," she cooed, "don't cry. Mommy's going to take good care of you." She put her powerful arms around him and gave him a loving hug. "You'll like having me as a girlfriend; you'll see." Looking over towards the bedroom door she winked at her smiling sisters who were peeking inside."Yes," Suzy said,"we're going to be very good for each other...just like my mom and dad."