Female Macho Challenge by M.C. Two superior women challenge each other to an interesting contest. Susan and Vicky have been friends since childhood.More than that,they were fiercely competitive athletes who loved to engage in competition with anybody. They played to win and always did.In school,boys soon learned that they couldn't compete with them.Golf,bowling,tennis,even wrestleing and boxing; no boy was in their league.The only worthy opponent for each, was the other. As the girls grew up,their abilities expanded.In college they were undefeated by any man,in any sport.The only time either one of them lost was against her friend.Somethimes Susan would win;sometimes Vicky.They loved to push each other to their limits.After college they went their seperate ways.Vicky moved to New York where she got a job as an advertising exectutive.Susan moved to Los Angeles and became a high- powered lawyer.Their paths seldom crossed. One day Vicky came out to L.A. on a work assignment.After finishing her job, she decided to stay on in L.A. and visit with Susan.As the two women sat around Susan's home they talked about the good old days of college and high school. "Susan,I really miss our competitions" Vicky said; " you were the only person who could push me to do my best ". "I agree Vicky,we really were great for each other ". Vicky thought for a moment and then said, "Susan, why don't we ingage in a little competition - just for old time's sake ". " What a wonderful idea",Susan agreed,"but let's make it something special - something that would really test our abilities ". They thought it over for a few minutes and then came up with this idea : Each one would choose a challenge without telling the other what it was.They would meet back at Susan's home in two days and show each other what they'd done.The one who accomplished the most challenging event would be declared the winner. They lifted up their wine glasses and toasted, " May the best girl win ". TWO DAYS LATER The 'girls' sat on the couch,sipping their wine.Each eyed the other,anxious to find out what she'd done.They drew straws.Vicky drew the shortest straw,so she began.Vicky opened her briefcase and took out a copy of the newspaper from the previous day.She opened it up to the sports section and showed it to Susan.On the front page was a picture of two very large,extremely well built men lying,battered and beaten,on top of one another. Standing next to them,hands on her hips and smiling,was Vicky.The headline read: SEXY WOMAN DESTROYS WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS Vicky began to read the articule to Susan. "The world tag team champions - Bill and Mike Morgan - were both beaten to a pulp last night by a mysterious woman who challenged them to a fight during their exhibition at the wrestleing arena.The woman,who appeared to be about five feet-nine inches tall and perhaps 150 pounds,climbed into the ring and began teasing them until they agreed to fight her.The Morgan brothers - the most feared duo in wrestleing - were determined to teach her a lesson.But as the fight began,it was she that did the teaching.Throwing the massive 300 pound brothers around like they were children,she playfully toyed with them; laughing throughout the match.At one point she put Bill into a headlock and held him there. He tried with all of his strenght to pry open her arm,but she easily held him in place.When Mike tried to help him,she grabbed him by the hair and forced his head between her powerful thighs.Both of them tried hard to escape but the mighty amazon held the Morgans in her grasp without even straining.With her free hand she waved to the cheering crown and blew them kisses.She then reached into her pocket ,took out her hairbrush and comely began to brush her beautiful hair.It was a sight no one who was present will ever forget.When she finished her hair the magnificent woman let the Morgan boys go.Enraged,they both attacked her.Giggleing girlishly,she playfully pounded the mighty Morgans into pulp.As she held the battered men up she smiled and said in a soft,sweet voice "thank you boys for a lovely workout ".She then banged their heads together - sending them into dreamland.After poseing for pictures, she left the arena.Reporters who tried to follow her saw her easily scale a ten foot wall.... and disappear into the night." Vicky finished reading and looked at Susan."Well"she said "what do you think?" "Not bad"Susan replied,"not bad at all".Susan took a sip of her wine and said "I decided to go to the beach and see if there was any action there. "I heard that there's a huge Great White Shark terrorizing everyone at the beach",Vicky said.Susan smiled...... "there was". Susan took out a copy of the newspaper from that very day.She opened it to the front page and showed it to Vicky.On the cover was a picture of a two- ton,twenty-foot long Great White Shark.It was lying,lifeless,in the sand.Standing next to it,with one foot on it's battered head, was Susan - flexing her muscles.The headline read: GREAT WHITE SHARK NO MATCH FOR MIGHTY WOMAN Susan began to read the articule to Vicky. "The ferocious Great White Shark that was terrorizing our beaches lately is no more.He was killed yesterday by a beautiful woman with her bare hands.Eyewitnesses told of swimmers screaming in panic around noon as a very large fin was seen approaching them.From out of the shore a woman ran and began swimming,with incredible speed, towards the attacking shark.When she met him the water became very turbulent;a great struggle was going on. Onlookers from a nearby pier saw blood comming out of the water and what appeared to be shark's teeth floating up to the surface.After a few minutes the water became calm.A large crowd had gathered on the shore,nervously waiting to see who would prevail.Soon a beautiful face appeared,smiling,near the shore.The crowd began to cheer wildly.As she approached the beach,she appeared to be dragging something behind her.When she got out of the water the crowd gasped.She was indeed dragging something - the lifeless body of a twenty - foot long,two ton shark.She pulled it onto the sand,put one foot on the smashed skull and posed;flexing her mighty muscles.Children began running around the shark."This mean old fish won't be bothering anybody anymore " she said to them.She waved to the crowd and then dove onto the ocean.She wasn't seen again". When Susan finished reading she turned to Vicky and asked " so,whose the winner of our little contest?" "I think we should call it a draw "Vicky said.Susan's eyes bulged "Vicky,how can you compare those two measly male wrestlers you beat up with a two-ton Great White Shark? Give me a break,will ya".Vicky thought for a few moments(neither of these superwomen liked to lose)."Very well" Vicky said reluctantly,"I'll concede this round.But I'm warning you now -next month I'm comming back to Los Angeles on business again.After I'm finished with my assignment, I demand a rematch ". Susan just laughed," I'm looking forward to it already ".